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Saturday, July 26, 2008

Was the mortgage mess planned for the purpose of disenfranchisement?
Posted by Jill | 9:45 PM
When you look at the states with the highest foreclosure rates for the second quarter, they sure look like states John McCain needs badly if he wants to win in November:

1. Nevada, with 1 in 43 households in foreclosure
2. California, 1 in 65
3. Arizona, 1 in 70
4. Florida, 1 in 78
5. Colorado, 1 in 129
6. Ohio, 1 in 134
7. Michigan, 1 in 137

...and Georgia, Massachusetts and Illinois rounding up the top 10.

One side effect of all these foreclosures is going to be a large number of displaced voters -- voters whose registrations will be at their foreclosed address; voters with other things on their minds than changing their registrations. Either they won't show up, or their addresses won't match, or they won't know where to vote.

And all of this is happening as states are pushing through voter ID laws.

DDay calls it legal disenfranchisement. And it sure looks like it may very well be.

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What Good is Experience if You Can’t Remember It?

CBS News tonight did a feature about older voters who, surprise surprise, are cautiously going to John McCain (barely over half 65 or older are going for McCain). And this experience issue raises two questions in my mind:

Where was this experience issue among these same older and more reliable voters in 2000 when the two term Vice President and former Tennessee Senator Al Gore was running against a rube out of Midland whose slender and gap-infested resume included failed oil executive, baseball executive and state governor?

Secondly, what good is experience if you can’t remember any of it?

Obama made quite an impression on millions during his trip throughout the Middle East, Central Asia and Europe but fooled far fewer into believing that the trip had been some miraculous presidential finishing school that turned him into an instant statesman. International diplomacy and policies were not at stake as much as the viability of his campaign. It beefed up his photographic portfolio, not his international experience.

Perhaps Obama’s overseas trip was much more heavily covered and supposedly fawned over for two reasons: Number one, it was by far the most ambitious and expansive trip of Obama’s painfully brief national political career and, number two, it’s obvious that the press was just waiting for a faux pas, a slip of the tongue, some fumbling of basic facts that have become part and parcel to the McCain campaign and continually glossed over by the media even as McCain’s dementia sinks deeper into his gray matter.

McCain’s eight trips to Iraq and others to Afghanistan were largely ignored (save for his colossally clueless, wasteful and just plain stupid trip to that Baghdad market on April Fool’s Day, 2007) perhaps because McCain could be trusted to produce safe, geopolitically-correct sound bites.

Instead, McCain can be trusted to say something stupid and frighteningly clueless every single time he opens his mouth, such as when he claimed that Iraq and Pakistan border or that Iran's Shi’ite-run government was aiding and abetting a Sunni-run al Qaida terrorist network that would love to see that same Iranian government fall.

Yet so far, it seems the only solid selling point both candidates possess both here and abroad is that neither one are named George W. Bush. And, in the end, which one resembles Bush the least? That could be the one issue that will settle this race once and for all.

And it’s that line of thinking that saddled us with people like Michael Mukasey, who plainly got a fast up and down vote in the Senate and catapulted into the corner office of the DOJ simply because his name wasn’t Alberto Gonzales. We need candidates who can honestly win hearts and minds on who and what they are, not on who they’re not.
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Somehow I think a Dexter bobblehead is not what I'm going to want on my desk when I find another job
Posted by Jill | 3:14 PM
I usually try to make my workspace reflect who I am, within reason. This usually means nothing overtly political, though I did have a poster-sized version of what until recently was the most famous recent New Yorker cover, New Yorkistan, in my office until late last week. I'm taking home seven-and-a-half years of personal stuff a little at a time, so that a) I can make what's happening real, when it's tempting to think it's all just a bad dream; and b) I can avoid that "leaving with a box" horror on my last day. It's going to be bad enough that day trying to keep my tear ducts and dignity intact without leaving with a pathetic little box of crap that means nothing to anyone but me. And besides, after that much time in the same place, I'd practically need a moving van instead of a box to get all my crap out of there.

My newest work-friend and lunchtime walk buddy offered to take my "lucky bamboo", which has turned out to be not so lucky for me (at least so far), though I'm still looking for a home for my leggy Kalanchoe. Both these plants are toxic to cats, and after the Infamous Maggie and the Final Blox Incident, which cost me almost $600 in vet bills and medication, I'm steering clear of things Maggie might find interesting to munch on. I've brought home about a dozen boxes of flavored teas, leaving the rest for the post-departure Stuff Grab, which happens after someone leaves and the survivors pick over the remains. I've even brought home my Salton hot tray, which I've had since 1977 and which I rarely use at home but have used frequently at work for various bridal showers, baby showers, engagement parties, holiday pot luck lunches, and the other Rites of Passage celebrated in the workplace.

How much of all this crap will find its way to a new workplace (other than my desk fan, which is mandatory equipment for us Women of a Certain Age), remains to be seen. But as tempting as the Dexter bobblehead is, I'm going to refrain.

But here in the near-dog days of summer, when there's nothing on TV but the resurgent Mets, the nightly parade of horrors on Countdown, constant reruns of old Clean House episodes, and Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives, we're looking forward to another season of Dexter. And while ComicCon is underway, you can catch a preview of the new season, which starts September 28.

We here at B@B can hardly wait.

Neither can Brandy (h/t: Skippy).

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Formica's Revenge
Posted by Jill | 11:06 AM
Those who have been readers of this blog for a while know of my fondness for "kitchen p0rn" -- those home improvement shows where they remodel a kitchen in an hour. I'm planning on making do with refaced cabinets (which I'm doing myself and which is turning into a lifetime project), a new floor, and new laminate countertops at some point, rather than going into debt for a new gourmet kitchen with stainless steel appliances, custom cabinets, imported tile floors and granite countertops.

I may still lust after beautiful kitchens, but in my current state of soon-to-be-joblessness, I'm grateful every day that I didn't succumb to the siren song of home equity loans in order to get as close to a dream kitchen as one can get in a 1950's cape cod house.

Now, suddenly, Wilsonart, or even butcher block, are looking a whole lot better and granite a lot less appealing:


As the popularity of granite countertops has grown in the last decade — demand for them has increased tenfold, according to the Marble Institute of America, a trade group representing granite fabricators — so have the types of granite available. For example, one source, Graniteland (graniteland.com) offers more than 900 kinds of granite from 63 countries. And with increased sales volume and variety, there have been more reports of “hot” or potentially hazardous countertops, particularly among the more exotic and striated varieties from Brazil and Namibia.

“It’s not that all granite is dangerous,” said Stanley Liebert, the quality assurance director at CMT Laboratories in Clifton Park, N.Y., who took radiation measurements at Dr. Sugarman’s house. “But I’ve seen a few that might heat up your Cheerios a little.”

Allegations that granite countertops may emit dangerous levels of radon and radiation have been raised periodically over the past decade, mostly by makers and distributors of competing countertop materials. The Marble Institute of America has said such claims are “ludicrous” because although granite is known to contain uranium and other radioactive materials like thorium and potassium, the amounts in countertops are not enough to pose a health threat.

Indeed, health physicists and radiation experts agree that most granite countertops emit radiation and radon at extremely low levels. They say these emissions are insignificant compared with so-called background radiation that is constantly raining down from outer space or seeping up from the earth’s crust, not to mention emanating from manmade sources like X-rays, luminous watches and smoke detectors.


That may very well be, but who wants additional, unnecessary radiation, when we're bombarded with so much every day anyway? It's somewhat amusing, however, to think about all of the suburban households in this country, populated by people who use antibacterial wipes, antibacterial detergents, who dress their kids in body armor before they can go out to play, living in states where kids have to be in car seats practically until they go to college -- blissfully unaware of how their beautiful kitchens may be irradiating those very same kids.

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Does this mean we'll have to start watching Busby Berkeley musicals?
Posted by Jill | 9:32 AM
Actually, I've always had a particular fondness for Busby Berkeley musicals. Busby Berkeley was sort of the Max Fleischer of live action films in that you wonder under what kind of drug-induced haze he came up with this stuff.

"We're In the Money" from Gold Diggers of 1933 may be one of Berkeley's most tasteless numbers:





...but you have to get up early in the morning to beat the pure Bluebeard-esque weirdness of the parade of disembodied Ruby Keeler heads in "I Only Have Eyes For You" from Dames (1934):





But after two more banks failed yesterday, and with the appalling reality that we have a current president who's more like Herbert Hoover than Franklin Delano Roosevelt, and a media bound and determined to do its sworn duty to convince Americans to elect John McCain, it's beginning to look like those of us alive today are going to be able to have the pleasure my parents' generation did of lecturing kids about how "You don't know what hardship is! In the Depression, we......" etc. Of course when you look around you, you'll wonder if we're made of the same kind of stuff and how we'll come out of it.

I also wonder what escapist entertainment of the new Depression will look like, especially in this summer when this:





...is what constitutes a summer afternoon's entertainment.

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Projection much?
Posted by Jill | 8:20 AM
Oh, this is just hilarious...or it would be if we had a population that was even halfway paying attention and had even a little bit of skepticism about what's shown them on the network news at night.

Here's Dan Abrams from Thursday night. The segment exposing Faux Noise for using footage from 2000 and passing it off as current in an effort to make John McCain appear younger and more in possession of his faculties than he is today is appalling enough. But watch Ben Stein and Glenn Beck having the vapors about the plans for Barack Obama to give his speech at the Democratic National Convention in front of 75,000 people (because that many people want to hear it):





"Authoritarian." "Hitler." Only Republican authoritarians like Stein and Beck could turn charisma and popularity into something dark and ominious and a sign of a new Reich. Funny, these guys didn't utter a peep when George W. Bush, a president who may not have held all of the American people in thrall, but who certainly held the entire Washington press insiders in thrall when he stuffed his flightsuit full of socks and strutted across the deck of an aircraft carrier, said on three separate documented occasions that he'd rather be a dictator. Funny, these guys didn't utter a peep when Ari Fleischer said that people have to watch what they say, watch what they do. Funny, these guys didn't utter a peep while George W. Bush has swept up the mass communications of untold millions of Americans who are not suspected of anything.

Considering how so-called pundits like Beck and Stein have worshipped the projection of manly authority that we've seen in George Bush and Dick Cheney for the past eight years, it seems just a bit disingenuous for them to be screaming "Hitler" because the Democrats are about to put on a spectacle featuring a highly charismatic candidate. It seems just a bit too similar to the way conservatives froth at the mouth at the mere mention of the words "gay marriage." Methinks they protesteth too much.

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Friday, July 25, 2008

What people who don't have a vested interest in seeing John McCain become president have to say about Obama's Berlin speech
Posted by Jill | 7:34 AM
As I posted earlier, Joe Scarborough is being a good little concern troll, as was David Gregory last night on Race to the White House:





...Richard Wolffe on Countdown:





and just about everyone else in the U.S. media.

On the other side of the Atlantic, the reception is far different. Der Spiegel:

Anyone who saw Barack Obama at Berlin's Siegessäule on Thursday could recognize that this man will become the 44th president of the United States. He is more than ambitious -- he wants to lay claim to become the president of the world.

It was a ton to absorb -- and what a stupendous ride through world history: the story of his own family, the Berlin Airlift, terrorists, poorly secured nuclear material, the polar caps, World War II, America's errors, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, freedom. It's amazing anyone could pack such a potpourri of issues into the space of a speech that lasted less than 30 minutes.

So what sticks? That Barack Obama is a passionate politician who is fixated on -- and takes very seriously -- his desire for a better world. That he is an impressive speaker who knows how to casually draw his audience into his image of the world -- one who doesn't have any need to resort to the kind of cheap effects that tend to prompt the uproarious applause of an audience. That he is a typical American -- an idealist in the true spirit of the American success story who is now very casually making his claim to becoming something akin to the president of the world.

Anyone who saw him make the short way from the Victory Column in Berlin on Thursday to the podium saw a man with the serious gait of a basketball player, a man who seemed young, decisive and focused. For those who witnessed his appearance in Berlin, it is hard to imagine that John McCain has any chance. McCain is 25 years his senior, a man who because of the torture he endured in Vietnam is in constant pain -- unable to comb his hair or lift his arm in celebration.

Europe is witnessing the 44th president of the United States during this trip. Anyone who listens to him realizes that he is not only ambitious but will also make demands. In the inner circles of Angela Merkel's Chancellery, he is reportedly seen as a pleasant person, one who arouses curiosity.

However, he is also certain to demand the help of the Germans, Brits and French in Afghanistan and Iraq. He's not going to let NATO shirk its duty -- and therein lie the perils of the engaging "we" and the catchy "Yes, we can." Otherwise all these hard-nosed Europeans will hope and pray that the future President Obama isn’t really all that serious about the saving the world of tomorrow, the polar caps, Darfur and the poppy harvest over in Afghanistan.


Der Spiegel has its concerns about Obama and about his own interpretation of an appropriate use of American power. But at least the German press isn't clutching its pearls about whether "citizen of the world" somehow means that Obama is renouncing his citizenship.

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Friday Cat Blogging, or My Life in Pictures
Posted by Jill | 7:04 AM
It's kind of sad, knowing that the mundane details of your life are so predictable:



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Meanwhile, back on the home front...
Posted by Jill | 6:41 AM
Remember the housing market disaster? How home prices are plummeting? You don't hear much about that these days, do you. This morning, Joe Scarborough's obsession is "Obama's saccharine speech" in Germany. You know, the one I posted yesterday that was greeted by a huge crowd numbering in the hundreds of thousands.

In normal times, one would expect the value of one's home to appreciate by around 4-5% per year. Our house appreciated by around eight percent between the time we bought it and our first refnance two years later. Today, houses similar to mine are just now falling in price -- and are sitting on the market dangerously close to the number at which my own house should fall.

Unlike many people, we haven't used our house as a piggybank to buy vacations and SUVs -- or even put in gourmet kitchens with granite countertops and stainless steel appliances and Aga cookers on which no one actually cooks. But as prices continue to fall, here in New Jersey, the state I call "The Next Flint, Michigan", I wonder how long it's going to take for the price to get down to what we paid for it.

Because the bottom still hasn't fallen out of the housing market:

In the latest evidence that prices are still sliding, the National Association of Realtors reported Thursday that the median price of existing homes sold in June fell to $215,000, down 6.1 percent from a year ago. Sales fell 2.6 percent from the month before — far more than analysts had expected.

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Richard Gaylord, president of the Realtors, said a recent survey found that nearly one-quarter of potential home buyers are "waiting on the sidelines." A major housing package passed by the House Wednesday after months of debate could help boost the market by offering a credit to first-time home buyers, the group said.


The problem is that this "credit" is actually just an interest-free loan of a few thousand dollars. Would that spur YOU to buy a house in a market that is still trending down?

Another $250 billion in adjustable-rate mortgages are expected to reset this year and next, and over $700 billion by 2010. That's a huge number of people who are going to be trying to refinance -- into rates they can't afford. Even the new housing package requires that lower-cost government-backed loans be limited to 90% of the value of the house -- far less than what many homeowners would require to bail them out of their creatively-financed McMansions.

The three pillars of the American Dream are education, employment opportunity, and homeownership. In the past eight years and beyond, higher education has become unaffordable for many families and attempts are being made daily to dismantle the public school system in this country. Employment opportunity is diminished by outsourcing and recession. And homeownership is about to drop dramatically, leaving many homeowners with little but what they're wearing on their backs.

If those who created the Republican economic policies that gave rise to what we see around us today had set out deliberately to eliminate the middle class and push its denizens downward, they couldn't have done a better job.

Unless they actually DID have that in mind....

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Maybe it's all just a way to free up jobs for men
Posted by Jill | 5:42 AM
At one point a number of years ago, when Mr. Brilliant was between jobs, he would refer to himself as an "unemployed bum." I asked him the other day what an unemployed woman was, and he said "an unemployed bumette." That didn't ring quite right, and after a moment I realized that an unemployed woman was essentially a housewife, or if she has kids, a "stay-at-home-mom."

I'm beginning to have some hope that it just might be unnecessary to even file for unemployment, but if it does take longer to find a new job than I hope it does, my days after August 29 are hardly going to be filled with household chores, given the amount of time job-hunting takes up. But without HAVING to be someplace for X hours a day, I'm reasonably confident that the house will be far cleaner and tidier than it is when we're both working.

The layoffs in my department consist of three women and two men, which in our case means that MEN are disproportionately represented, given that the new configuration will consist of exactly ONE man at a lower-than-director level and another who works from home -- and the rest are women. But that's not the case in the national employment picture:

This week, Congress issued a report, titled “Equality in Job Loss: Women are Increasingly Vulnerable to Layoffs During Recessions,” that may — if read in its entirety — finally, officially and definitively sound a death knell for the story of the Opt-Out Revolution. The report, commissioned by Congresswoman Carolyn B. Maloney of New York, states categorically that mothers are not leaving the workforce to stay home with their kids. They’re being forced out.

Women — all women, mothers or not — were hit “especially hard” hard by the recession of 2001 and the recovery-that-never-really-was, the report states. “Unlike in the recessions of the early 1980s and 1990s, during the 2001 recession, the percent of jobs lost by women often exceeded that of men in the industries hardest hit by the downturn. The lackluster recovery of the 2000s made it difficult for women to regain their jobs — women’s employment rates never returned to their pre-recession peak.”

While prior recessions tended to spare women’s jobs relative to men’s, that trend has been reversed in the current downturn, thanks in part to women’s progress in entering formerly male industries and occupations, and in part to the fact that job sectors like service and retail, which still employ disproportionate numbers of women, have suffered disproportionate losses. And this — not a calling to motherhood — accounts for the fall, starting in 2000, of women’s labor force participation rates.

“Women may be more susceptible to the impact of the business cycle than they were when they were more highly concentrated in a smaller number of non-cyclical occupations, like teaching and nursing,” the report states. “There is no evidence, however, that mothers are increasingly ‘opting out’ of employment, in favor of full-time motherhood. For this story to be true, the employment rate of non-mothers would have had to diverge sharply from that of mothers, which has not been the case.”

In fact, Heather Boushey, a senior economist at the Joint Economic Committee of Congress, which released the report, proved in earlier research that there was no evidence at all for the belief that having children was causing women to drop out of work. On the contrary: the likelihood that a woman with children at home would leave the labor force decreased dramatically from 1984 to 2000, and continued to fall significantly right up to 2004. This downward trend held for women of all age groups and educational levels — except for women in their thirties with advanced degrees, for whom the numbers remained stable over time. “The data stand in opposition to the media frenzy on this topic,” Boushey wrote for the Center for Economic and Policy Research in 2005. “The main reasons for declining labor force participation rates among women over the last four years appears to be the weakness of the labor market.”

Men, of course, were hit hard by the recession and weak recovery, too; in fact, as Louis Uchitelle of the Times reported earlier this week, the workforce participation rates of men aged 25 through 54 have dropped from 96 percent in 1953 to 86.4 percent today.

But when men in their prime working years drop out of the workforce we don’t say they’ve gone home to be with their kids.

We say they’re unemployed.


It may very well be that when women were concentrated in service industries, those jobs were less susceptible to the vagaries of the business cycle. But with more women holding jobs traditionally held by men, it should not be a surprise to anyone that when the axe falls, it falls on women as well.

Where women have at least a psychological advantage, as compared to men, when we lose our jobs, is what was revealed during my discussion with Mr. Brilliant. A woman can claim to have "opted out" of the workforce (something I am not able financially to do even if I wanted to), but when a man does that, he faces a stigma among his peers and the world at large. Even though I have no children, I could stay home and clean, finish refacing the kitchen cabinets, set down a new kitchen floor, garden, blog, work on my novel, and no one would think of me as a bum. I could show my face at the Shop-Rite at eleven o'clock in the morning and no one would think anything of it. Men don't have that luxury -- unless they have a level of intrinsic self-confidence that few men have.

The aforementioned male co-worker who works from home is philosophical about the prospect of additional layoffs, even though he has now survived two of them. "If they lay me off, I'll just let the nanny go and I'll take care of the kids." The nanny is female. And if he has to let her go, that will be another woman, this time in a traditionally female job, who will be a casualty of the current recession.

The quoted article's purpose is to debunk the notion that some kind of social sea-change has led women to opt out of the workforce, such as this 2003 New York Times Magazine article about women who attended Ivy League schools and then chose to stay home with children. The whole notion was horsepuckey, of course, as any number of sources revealed later on, including a paper that is hardly a bastion of feminism, the Wall Street Journal.

In theory, at least, we will at some point scramble and climb out of this (though the massive debt this country has rung up in the past eight years makes me even skeptical of that). It will be interesting to see if women's jobs return, or if this is just the beginning of not an opting-out, but a push of women out of a workplace in which there will be fewer opportunities to go around -- with women and minorities the first casualties.

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Thursday, July 24, 2008

Well, what do you expect from supporters of a candidate who is allied with a president who thinks the Constitution is just a piece of paper?
Posted by Jill | 8:34 PM
I don't know how Maha got through this entire post without vomiting all over the keyboard.

You know, I've been having some "Hey you damn kids, get off my lawn" moments recently myself, though at least mine have been in the context of actual kids and an actual lawn. In my case, said kids live on the crest of a hill at the bottom of which is a cross street, and I'm not sure how safe it is for them to be playing softball in the street at rush hour when people are on their way home from work. Said kids have also been known to sled down the incline in front of their house into the street during a snowstorm when a Civic or Corolla needs a good head of steam to get up the snowy hill by sheer force of will. And at least said kids are like six and eight years old.

But with Barack Obama evoking JFK in Berlin today and being met with adoring throngs, while Joe Scarborough and David Gregory try mightily to get the word out that he's just TOO successful, that for a foreign trip by a presidential candidate to go this well is, gee whiz, really ostentatious, Camp Grandpa Simpson had to come up with something.

So having so far failed at branding Obama a traitor who would deliberately lose a war to get elected, the bottom feeders at Camp Onion-on-the-belt...





... have decided that Barack Obama is simply too young to be president.

You heard me.

Forget that the Constitution states very clearly that all native-born citizens over the age of 35 are eligible for the presidency. Old Man McCain thinks us kids don't appreciate what he did for us in Vietnam. And that whippersnapper Obama had better wait his turn.

The original article cited at Mahablog is by one Steven Calabrese, a Republican hack who is on board the Chatternoodle Choo-Choo and who is also a Federalist Society member (which explains everything. Calabrese argues thusly:

Barack Obama is too young to be president. Yes I know he is 46 and the Constitution sets the presidential age qualification at 35 or higher, but Obama has said that we ought not to interpret the Constitution woodenly and formalistically. Perhaps we should look deeper at the presidential age limit. If we do, we will find that Obama really is too young to be president.

In 1789, the average life expectancy of a newborn was about 40 years, compared with about 78 today. A lot of this was because of infant mortality, but in 1789, even the average life expectancy of every man who reached age 18 was only about 47. This suggests that at best a 35-year-old age limit in 1789 might have functioned then about the way a 55- or 60-year-old age qualification would function today. On this account Obama may be old enough to drive and buy a glass of white wine, but he has a way to go before he can run for president.

Others on the legal left, such as U.S. Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer, argue that in choosing between different interpretations of the Constitution, we should select the one that will produce the best consequences. This method too suggests that Obama should be understood to be constitutionally barred from serving as president by reason of his age. We have had three presidents out of 43 who were younger when they took office than Obama would be on Jan. 20, 2009: Bill Clinton, John F. Kennedy and Theodore Roosevelt. All of them committed serious rookie blunders because they were too young.


Funny how Calabrese refuses to make George W. Bush, who was 44 when he took office and made the biggest, hugest, most grievous "rookie mistake" in the history of the presidency. He decided that anything the Clinton Administration warned him about wasn't worth bothering with. Then he ignored a Presidential Daily Briefing that said "Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S." Then he sat in an elementary school classroom while two airplanes hit the World Trade Center and one hit the Pentagon. Then he dropped the ball in Afghanistan because Dick Cheney dangled the shiny bauble of Iraq in front of him.

You want to talk rookie mistakes? How about let's talk about George W. Bush, then.

If we weren't in a situation in which 55% of Americans find Barack Obama "risky" because he has a funny name, his "pigmentation is unseemly", and he represents something other than more lies and more war, it would be hilarious that John McCain is within striking distance of being able to either win or steal, given this kind of pulling-stuff-out-of-their-collective-posteriors that his campaign is pulling these days. But people like Calabrese are taken seriously in the media cocktail weenie circuit. I fully anticipate he will show up on Morning Joe tomorrow while unseen voices whisper love songs to McCain in Scarborough's ear, for which he will elicit entirely new lyrics from Steven Calabrese.

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No jelly doughnut he
Posted by Jill | 5:50 PM
For those who don't remember what life before George W. Bush was like, this is what a president who is not despised by other citizens of the world will look like when he travels overseas:








That sound you hear is that of John McCain's rotting teeth gnashing.

(h/t and more photos)

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From the "Figure That Out All By Yourself, Einstein?" file
Posted by Jill | 5:42 PM
The head of my current (until August 29 or I find another job, which ever comes first) department has been on a terrorist watch list for years. Every time he flies, he has to go through extra screening. He has a common name; not "John Smith", but something close to it. I believe he may have just been removed after years of trying, but for someone who travels a great deal on business to have to deal with this every time he flies is more than a mere inconvenience.

The TSA has only just now awakened to this fact that perfectly innocent people are being detained and set aside for extra screening because they have the same name as someone else, in much the same way that thousands of Florida voters were disenfranchised in 2000 because they had the misfortune of having the same name as someone who had committed a crime:

"Some airlines have elected not to do what we would like to see them do, which is take care of the innocent passengers and not inconvenience them," said TSA administrator Kip Hawley.

He told the House Aviation Safety subcommittee that airlines have not made the investment needed for pre-screening passenger name lists.

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While government auditors have put the total number of names on the government's terror watch list at 400,000, TSA officials say its list of people designated for enhanced screening or prohibited from flying contains about 50,000. Of them, Hawley said, "a very small percentage" are U.S. citizens.


A very small percentage? How likely is it that I, just one blogger, just happen to work with one of them? The TSA is just not credible about this.

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Women ignore John McCain's record and history on women at their peril
Posted by Jill | 3:49 PM
The level of ignorance about John McCain that exists in the American public would be astounding if we weren't hearing "war hero" and "great American" used every time McCain's name is mentioned. Just how I had Morning Joe on for five minutes, and in a segment with Mort Zuckerman decrying the campaign's placing of McCain in ridiculous situations, such as grocery shopping with a young mom while wearing a full suit and tie, to show what a regular guy McCain is.

And then Scarborough said something astonishing. He said that they were feeding into his earpiece "Don't be mean to John McCain." He then defended himself by saying that he's not being mean to McCain, he's berating the campaign for putting him in these situations. Then he went off into the required litany of "war hero" and "great American."

I needn't go into the four soldiers I mentioned yesterday, nor do I need to dig up four, or eight, or two dozen, or ten thousand brievously wounded young men and women who gave their limbs and sight and sanity to the Bush/McCain War of Lies to once again ask the question of why John McCain's time as a POW somehow entitles him to the presidency -- a question yet to receive an answer that doesn't contain the words "war hero" and "great American" without explaining what those terms mean and how they apply to John McCain.

But where women are concerned, John McCain is a clear and present danger, and they clasp their lack of curiosity and lack of interest at their peril:

A February Planned Parenthood poll of 1,205 women voters in 16 battleground states found that 50 percent of women voters don't know McCain's position on abortion, and that 49 percent of women who backed McCain were pro-choice. Forty-six percent of women supporting McCain said they'd like to see Roe v. Wade upheld -- though McCain says he supports overturning the decision. When they learned of his position on Roe, 36 percent of women who identified as both pro-choice and likely McCain voters said they would be less likely to vote for him.

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One reason many pro-choice women are confused about McCain is because he has flip-flopped on the abortion issue.

In 1999, McCain said he backed Roe: "Certainly, in the short term, or even the long term, I would not support repeal of Roe v. Wade, which would then force X number of women in America to [undergo] illegal and dangerous operations."

But on NBC's "Meet the Press" in May 2007, responding to a question about his statements in 1999, McCain said: "Well, it was in the context of conversation about having to change the culture of America as regards to this issue. I have stated time after time after time that Roe v. Wade was a bad decision."

NARAL Pro-Choice America President Nancy Keenan says his shifting rhetoric is an attempt to "game" the electorate and confuse voters about his actual stances. "[The McCain campaign] knows full well that women in America, especially independent and pro-choice women, will not support a candidate who wants to overturn Roe v. Wade," Keenan says. "So they're still trying to make the case that he's a moderate and a maverick, when his record proves that he is neither."

The record also shows that McCain has rarely strayed outside Republican Party line on the issue of choice. He has consistently voted against measures to provide access to contraception and sex-education, and voted to approve anti-choice judges.

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On the campaign trail this year, he has been adamant, telling MSNBC's Chris Matthews in April that "the rights of the unborn is one of my most important values."

And McCain has pledged that if elected president, he will appoint Supreme Court justices who would overturn Roe. In February, he said he "will try to find clones of [Justice Samuel] Alito and [Chief Justice John] Roberts" -- two conservative Bush administration appointees -- to fill high court vacancies.

He has worked his pro-life ideology into other aspects of federal decisions. Perhaps the most preposterous example is his voting in favor of legislation to amend the definition of those eligible for the State Children's Health Insurance Program (SCHIP) to include the unborn -- while voting against legislation to expand SCHIP's coverage to low-income children and pregnant women at least six times.

In 2003, he voted for a ban on so-called "partial-birth abortions." And in 2004, he supported the Unborn Victims of Violence Act, which makes it a criminal offense to harm or kill a fetus while committing a violent crime -- essentially deeming the fetus a person in the eyes of the law.

[snip]

McCain is no better when it comes to the issues of providing access to contraception, family planning information and basic women's healthcare. He has voted to require parental consent for teenagers who want access to contraceptives, and against an amendment to the Senate's 2006 budget that would have allocated $100 million for the prevention of teen pregnancy by providing education and contraceptives.

He opposed legislation requiring that abstinence-only programs be medically accurate and based in science. He voted to abolish funding for birth control and gynecological care for low-income women, and against funding for public education on emergency contraception.

He also voted against a measure that would require insurance companies to cover prescription contraception, despite the fact that many currently fund male reproductive pharmaceuticals, such as Viagra.

And he supports President Bush's restoration of the "global gag rule" -- which cuts off federal funding for nongovernmental organizations that provide abortion services and information -- and he opposes funding international family planning, in general. Yet he doesn't seem particularly well-informed on the subject.


But like most Republicans, when the question was about his own daughter Meghan when the latter was fifteen, he wanted HIS daughter and HIS family to have the choice he would deny other women:

"The final decision would be made by Meghan with our advice and counsel," McCain said, referring to himself and his wife, Cindy. When reporters suggested that this view made him, in fact, pro-choice, McCain became irritated. "I don't think it is the pro-choice position to say that my daughter and my wife and I will discuss something that is a family matter that we have to decide."


But McCain's disrespect for women goes beyond abortion and contraception:

McCain has an equally dismal record on other issues central to women's lives -- pay equity, fighting workplace discrimination, and supporting programs that help working mothers and their families.

In April, he skipped the vote on the Ledbetter Fair Pay Act. Had it passed the Senate, this bill would have restored the interpretation of the protections for pay equity in the Civil Rights Act that was overturned in a 5-4 Supreme Court ruling.

Though he didn't vote, he spoke against the bill on the campaign trail, saying in New Orleans: "They need the education and training, particularly since more and more women are heads of their households, as much or more than anybody else. And it's hard for them to leave their families when they don't have somebody to take care of them."

[snip]

In 1993, before voting in favor of the Family and Medical Leave Act -- which, among other things, allows pregnant women to take unpaid maternity leave if it's not automatically offered in the workplace -- McCain sought to weaken the measure. He proposed allowing the government to suspend the law if it found that the act would increase the cost to business.

His record on broader health issues for women and families isn't any better. McCain voted at least six times to reduce, eliminate or restrict health insurance programs for low-income children and pregnant women. In August 2007, he again voted against a bill to expand coverage of SCHIP.


But as with his view of abortion -- plenty for me but none for thee -- he would have made an exception for himself and his fellow flyboys to the abstinence programs he advocates for today's teens and young adults:

Then there's what we know about McCain's personal interactions with women. In his book The Real McCain, Cliff Schecter describes one stop during his 1992 Senate reelection bid. He writes, "At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain's hair and said, 'You're getting a little thin up there.' McCain's face reddened, and he responded, 'At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt.' " (Schecter confirmed this remark with three reporters who were present when it was made.)

And at a 1998 Republican Senate fundraiser, McCain proffered this "joke": "Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?" Answer: "Because her father is Janet Reno."

Then, there is McCain's response to a questioner in Hilton Head, S.C., last November, who asked, referring to Sen. Clinton: "How do we beat the bitch?" McCain responded: "Excellent question."

During this election campaign, McCain has taken to talking up the sexual conquests of his youth, perhaps to appeal himself to younger voters. In March, he told a crowd in Meridian, Miss.: "I remember with affection the unruly passions of youth." He then regaled them with a story of his exploits organizing an off-base toga party for his military pals and local girls.

In another campaign stop in Pensacola, Fla., McCain recalled his days as a Florida-based fighter pilot -- dating an exotic dancer known as the "Flame of Florida" and "blowing my pay at Trader Jon's," a local strip club. Abstinence-only must not apply for the boys.


War hero? Great American? Or seller of influence, misogynist, and hypocrite?

The evidence is clear. The American public has been sold a bill of goods by yet another would-be Republican president with father issues and a sense of entitlement, aided and abetted by a media with a weakness for men in uniform.

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I for one welcome our new feline overlords
Posted by Jill | 1:36 PM


In the future, we will all be like this woman.
We will have no choice.
They will have taken over.



Global warming could lead to more kittens
By Eoin O'Carroll | 07.23.08

Each year it seems to get worse and worse,” said Christina Gin, an animal shelter volunteer in Hayward, Calif., to the Hayward Daily Review earlier this month.


She was talking about the shelter’s surplus of kittens, a problem that animal shelters across the country face every summer. But lately, it seems that there have been more and more of the furry carnivores.


Ms. Gin blames global warming for the feline glut, and she’s not alone. The Humane Society has observed that kitten season, which usually starts in March and April, has been starting earlier and lasting longer.




(UPDATED 7/25/08 to cut the size of the quote, because the Christian Science Monitor turned me over its knee and spanked me for reprinting too much of their article. I suppose I should feel flattered that they actually read this blog.)

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Maybe this is why John McCain cancelled his trip to the Gulf of Mexico oil rig
Posted by Jill | 7:13 AM
Ship traffic on the lower Mississippi River stopped Wednesday as an oil spill from an early morning accident between a tanker and a barge closed a 47-mile stretch of the nation's major waterway.

The closure is likely to go on for days while remediation teams rush to clean the heavy slick of tar that is drifting southward, shutting access to all of the facilities of the Port of New Orleans.

"They say it's going to be closed for days but not weeks. It looks like a fairly extended closure, but we don't have any specifics yet," said Chris Bonura, a spokesman for the port.

The port loses about $100,000 in revenue each day it is closed, and that does not include the losses to terminal operators, stevedores, tug boat operators and other private businesses.

[snip]

Wednesday's accident closed the river from mile 50 at Venice to mile 97 at New Orleans, and its consequences for river traffic will likely reverberate far more than when the Zim Mexico III container ship slammed into a supply boat at the mouth of the Mississippi in February 2004 and closed the river for five days.

That incident took place below the Port of New Orleans, and the port remained open in its immediate aftermath. Only ships that needed to sail to or from the Gulf of Mexico were affected, and some of those vessels were able to reach open water by traveling down the Mississippi River-Gulf Outlet, or MR-GO.

But this time, Bonura said, the closure extends to the Inner Harbor Navigation Canal, a channel that connects the river with the MR-GO. Ships can't get to the gulf outlet, and even if they could, they wouldn't be able to sail through it. Hurricane Katrina dragged silt into the waterway, and its entrance is now only 13 feet deep.

"There's just not a lot of alternatives out there right now," Bonura said.

The river could reopen gradually, as it did after Katrina, Bonura said. The Coast Guard will probably work as fast as it can to push the oil to one side and partially reopen the river, but one lane open may mean travel in one direction at a time.

The impasse at New Orleans also affected other ports in and above the slick. The St. Bernard Port, Harbor and Terminal District, which handles about 260 calls a year from ships carrying bulk and break-bulk cargo such as fertilizer, sand, iron ore, plywood, steel, metals, was shut in by the spill.

"There's no traffic moving in or out of our port," said Bobby Scafidel, its executive director.


(source)

Wouldn't be prudent, would it, to extol the virtues and cleanliness of oil drilling while there are almost 10,000 barrels of fuel oil spilt in the Mississippi River.

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Cue the wingnuts to spin this as "melting polar ice caps are a GOOD thing!"
Posted by Jill | 6:05 AM
Even if you believe that homo sapiens is the only species that deserves to survive and that polar bears are expendible, the very real likelihood that the Arctic ice cap will be reduced by forty percent by 2050 and that seasonal polar ice may be nonexistent this summer ought to be cause for concern. Ecological consequences, ranging from the disappearance of coastal areas of Florida, Louisiana, and the Caribbean and an increase in predator species, combine with the possibility of land wars as passages between northern areas of Canada, Alaska, and Russia become more likely.

But today, watch for the gasbags of right-wing radio to declare the polar bear, the walrus, the seal, and the very life of the indigenous people in the northernmost areas of the world to be expendable in the name of Cheap Gas™:

The Arctic may contain as much as a fifth of the world’s yet to-be-discovered oil and natural gas reserves, the United States Geological Survey said Wednesday as it unveiled the largest-ever survey of petroleum resources north of the Arctic Circle.

Oil companies have long suspected that the Arctic contained substantial energy resources, and have been spending billions recently to get their hands on tracts for exploration. As melting ice caps have opened up prospects that were once considered too harsh to explore, a race has begun among Arctic nations, including the United States, Russia, and Canada, for control of these resources.

The geological agency’s survey largely vindicates the rising interest. It suggests that most of the yet-to-be found resources are not under the North Pole but much closer to shore, in regions that are not subject to territorial dispute.

“For a variety of reasons, the possibility of oil and gas exploration in the Arctic has become much less hypothetical than it once was,” Donald L. Gautier, the chief geologist for the survey, said during a news conference Wednesday. “Most of the resources are on the continental shelf in areas already under territorial claims.”

The assessment, which took four years, found that the Arctic may hold as much as 90 billion barrels of undiscovered oil reserves, and 1,670 trillion cubic feet of natural gas. This would amount to 13 percent of the world’s total undiscovered oil and about 30 percent of the undiscovered natural gas.

At today’s consumption rate of 86 million barrels a day, the potential oil in the Arctic could meet global demand for almost three years. The Arctic’s potential natural gas resources are three times bigger. That equals Russia’s proven gas reserves, which is the world’s largest.


Three years. That's all the time that drilling every drop out of the Arctic would give us. Three years to even further accelerate the decline of non-seasonal ice and permafrost.

Three years.

And then what?

Three years isn't a lot of time to develop alternative technologies, particularly when the government is bankrupt from oil wars and unable to fund any of the kind of research and activities that gave rise to the computer industry and the internet. What three years does is lull people into a false sense that everything is just fine, that there is plenty of oil, when the bottom line is that no matter how you slice it, oil is a finite resource, and when it's gone it's gone. And we'd better start learning how to fuel our lifestyle in other ways, no matter what is in the Arctic that we can now get to because of our folly over the last thirty years.

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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Reality vs. John McCain
Posted by Jill | 9:10 PM
John McCain:





Reality:

44 oil spills found in southeast Louisiana

Largest is nearly 4 million gallons, most big ones are on Mississippi River

By Miguel Llanos
Reporter
MSNBC
updated 8:14 a.m. ET, Mon., Sept. 19, 2005

More than 500 specialists are working to clean up 44 oil spills ranging from several hundred gallons to nearly 4 million gallons, the U.S. Coast Guard said in an assessment that goes far beyond initial reports of just two significant spills.

The report comes nearly three weeks after Hurricane Katrina devastated the Gulf Coast, and reflects the fact that the Coast Guard and other agencies are able to only now tackle environmental problems since the search and rescue effort is winding down.

The Coast Guard estimates more than 7 million gallons of oil were spilled from industrial plants, storage depots and other facilities around southeast Louisiana.


Any questions?

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Wednesday Big Blue Smurf Blogging: What They Said
Posted by Jill | 7:35 PM
As you may have noticed, I've been trying to keep it clean over here. Because I am in the position of having to seek gainful employment, this here little bloggeroo is likely to get me into enough trouble, what with turning poor Nipper into some kind of freakshow mutant McCain Hound and explaining what my aspirations for Feisty Old Broadhood are, without cursing like a longshoreman. It's difficult, too, for a trashmouth like myself, when faced with the train wreck that is Nipper McCain, to keep it clean. Oh, the sacrifices we make in the quest for filthy lucre.

But tonight we honor a blogger who is under no such restrictions, and who has been on a real tear lately, and that is our good friend Ornery Bastard. And while I wouldn't want to have to clean up after him, he's pretty much covering the sputtering, let-it-all-hang-out beat while I'm here trying to figure out if I can still walk in heels.

So go visit him for a while and catch up on just about everything he's written this month, especially his screed about Karl Rove from earlier this month.

Money quote:

I get so angry at that little episode alone, I won’t bother to try and list the many, many things that you should be hiding from.
The subpoena that HJC has?
Dude, in my book, you had better stay gone, forever. You could very well be the modern Eichman, and you know it.
You know damn good and well Bush and Cheney would truss you up and use Revlon Lip Gloss and and preparation H on your pretty little mouth, right before they staked you out in front of the nearest Fire ant mound and put a can opener into a 55 gallon drum of honey dripping down the crack of yer ass while they try to make the first helicopter out of town.
Fool. they not only don’t have your back, they are hoping to use you as a distraction.
The price you pay, traitor.

Executive Privilege also means throwing chum to the investigators to keep them busy.
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"Don't Come in My Ear."

Frankly, I cannot understand why Ingraham's show on Fox, "Just in...", got the Terri Schiavo treatment.
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McCain Credits Bush For Lower Oil Prices; WH Says Not So Fast.

“Thanks to Dear Leader, now we can afford lubrication!”

Amazingly, according to John McCain, George W. Bush is still our savior whenever luck infrequently wafts our way like a fragrant fart. At Wilkes-Barre, PA today, McCain actually credited Bush for the slight lowering of oil prices (that so far hasn’t resulted in under four-dollar-a-gallon gas at the pumps) by getting rid of his own father’s executive ban on offshore drilling.

The problem is, the White House isn’t having any of it. WH Press Secretary Dana Perino said, “I don't know if we fully deserve the credit… We don't predict what happens in the market. We can't really tell.”

Even conservative journalists such as Stephen Covington doesn’t buy it, either, realizing that we need to invest in alternative energy sources.

But that doesn’t matter much in McCain’s La La Land anymore than it matters that there’s still a Congressional ban on offshore drilling that Congress hasn’t even considered rescinding. Neither does it matter that Bush, for the umpteenth time, feigned helplessness in affecting oil prices, claiming that he didn’t have "a magic wand.”

It’s obvious that the only magic wand we’ve been seeing during this cash grab is the one Saudi Arabia, speculators and the oil cartels have been shoving up our ass (see picture above).

McCain is also conveniently forgetting that offshore drilling, even if it continues despite the Congressional ban, won’t commence for another decade, which won’t affect oil and gas prices today. So why should George W. Bush be credited for inching down gas prices?

It’s the “psychology” of the market. Phil Gramm lives, bless his black little charcoal briquette of a heart.

However, McCain also said that the oil and gas crisis is “an energy issue, an environmental issue and a national security issue.” You know, kind of the same thing that Al Gore said on the 17th:
Yet when we look at all three of these seemingly intractable challenges at the same time, we can see the common thread running through them, deeply ironic in its simplicity: our dangerous over-reliance on carbon-based fuels is at the core of all three of these challenges - the economic, environmental and national security crises.

As always, when Democrats make sense, Republicans often follow (without attribution). McCain thinks it’s possible to credit both Bush and Gore without acknowledging the great ideological chasm that divides these two men.
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R.I.P. Estelle Getty
Posted by Jill | 8:07 AM
I always wanted to be Ruth Gordon in Harold and Maude when I get old. But I'm probably going to be Estelle Getty in The Golden Girls:


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Protecting John McCain from himself -- since when is this the media's job?
Posted by Jill | 6:59 AM
Last night Keith Olbermann reported on how CBS News tried to protect John McCain from his own ignorance about the timeframe in which events in Iraq took place:




As of then, only Olbermann had called both CBS News and McCain to task about yet another demonstration that John McCain is either willfully ignorant or not in possession of all his faculties. But now the story is starting to be picked up by other news outlets:

Asked about Obama's contention that a Sunni revolt against al-Qaida combined with the addition of thousands of U.S. combat troops that were sent to Iraq contributed to the improved security situation there, McCain scoffed.

"I don't know how you respond to something that is such a false depiction of what actually happened," McCain told "CBS Evening News," adding that Col. Sean MacFarland was contacted by a major Sunni sheik.

"Because of the surge we were able to go out and protect that sheik and others. And it began the Anbar awakening," McCain said, referring to the U.S.-backed revolt of Sunni sheiks against al-Qaida in Anbar province. "I mean, that's just a matter of history."

The problem with McCain's statement — as Obama's campaign quickly noted — was that the awakening got under way before President Bush announced in January 2007 his decision to flood Iraq with tens of thousands of additional U.S. troops to help combat violence.

In March 2007, before the first of the additional troops began arriving in Iraq, Col. John W. Charlton, the American commander responsible for Ramadi, a city in Anbar province, said the newly friendly sheiks, combined with an aggressive counterinsurgency strategy and the presence of thousands of new Sunni police on the streets, had helped cut attacks in the city by half in recent months.


You'd think by now that the McCain camp would be aware of not just the Google but the YouTube as well -- and that now a nation of citizen journalists is out there recording McCain's appearances as they actually occur, not just in the heavily edited mode that appears on the evening news. And yet every time McCain gets caught in one of his lies/mistakes/gaffes/whatever you choose to call them, he embarks on a two-prong attack: impugn Obama's patriotism, to the point of nearly accusing him of sedition, and then whine that the media -- the very same media that have hammered the expressions "maverick" and "war hero" to the point that it's become practically treason to point out any of the myriad sleazy dealings and horrific votes that have peppered McCain's Senate career -- are being mean to him.

Much of the news media's love affair with John McCain has been a function of that same thrall they had to George w. Bush in the flightsuit. It's a peculiar fixation on the Tough Authoritarian Daddy Figure; on the American Male Mythos of the soldier, the cowboy, the policeman -- indeed, all of the archetypes skewered by the Village People.

The entire framing of Barack Obama as "elitist" is a function of the latter's command of language, his natty appearance in a suit, his aura of self-confidence that doesn't rely on stereotypical, cartoonish images of maleness. That kind of confidence obviously causes a cognitive dissonance in an industry of male reporters whose knee-jerk response is to laud the external trappings of mythological maleness.

As with George W. Bush, another man well under six feet tall who wears his Napoleon complex on his sleeve by swaggering around like a bantam rooster, John McCain seems always trying to prove he's a real man, whether through his philandering or his relentless hammering of his military experience. It seems strange that this kind of self-promotion of his military experience is regarded by the media as laudable.

My late father-in-law fought in the Battle of the Bulge -- and from what Mr. Brilliant told me, he never talked about it. Oh, he would do the standard lecture of "You kids just don't appreciate what we did for you in World War II...." -- but he never hammered the idea that he was a hero, even though it's next to impossible to define anyone who fought in that battle and emerged with his body intact as anything but. This article in the Montpelier Times-Argus from the other day describes another silent war hero of WWII. This country is full of them. They are now elderly men, standing at intersections on Memorial Day selling poppies, shaking cans for the VFW, marching in sparsely-attended parades. And most of them don't talk much about their war experience.

But John McCain isn't like these men. John McCain wants you to wake up every day of your life and know that because he spent five years in a POW camp, that experience entitles him to not just the presidency, but to complete acquiescence and complete acceptance of every word out of his mouth, no matter how ignorant, clueless, or preposterous it may be.

Army Pfc. Joseph Dwyer, made famous because of a photograph in which he carried an Iraqi child to safety, didn't think he was entitled to the presidency. Instead he died from an overdose on Dust-Off after battling PTSD for years.

Tomas Young, not even out of his twenties yet and the subject of the documentary film Body of War, doesn't feel entitled to the presidency, even though he was catastrophically injured while riding in an unarmored truck, provided by a Pentagon determined to fight a war on the cheap.

Tammy Duckworth doesn't feel entitled to the presidency, even though she lost both legs in Iraq and put up with attack ads accusing her of wanting to "cut and run" during her failed 2004 Congressional race.

Ty Ziegel doesn't feel entitled to the presidency, even though he lost most of his face in Iraq and had to fight like hell to get his disability benefits.

These are just four of the many, many catastrophically injured men and women who are casualties of the Bush/McCain war of lies; veterans who have had to fight for benefits, who have been largely forgotten by a population that no longer wants to think about this war. You don't see these people whining on television that they're somehow entitled to the presidency because they have to live the rest of their lives with these injuries.

But John McCain, whose life since returning from Vietnam has been one of power, privilege, wealth, a trophy chickie wife and God knows how many mistresses, thinks that he alone of all veterans is entitled to the presidency because he suffered in war. Perhaps he should ask Ty Ziegel or Tomas Young about suffering. He at least has his face and he can walk.

Funny how John McCain, the chosen candidate of the Worshippers of Male Toughness, is so weak that he can't handle anyone asking questions.

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Around the Blogroll and Elsewhere
Posted by Jill | 5:55 AM
Because it's raining, there's nothing on the job boards yet, and I was up too late last night working on the vitally important task of grafting John McCain's face onto poor Nipper the Victor dog, who has done nothing to deserve such indignity.

I'm starting to recognize a Lower Manhattanite post at a thousand paces, and in this one, he notices something very interesting about Bob Barr. (Side note: In general, if you want to know what I missed last week because I had to stay in town and put my head on the block, Group News Blog has some damn fine Netroots Nation coverage, and they make me wish every day that I could write half as well as they do.)

Maru manages to find some lol in John McCain, a mighty feat.

ltr on Michael the Savage Weiner's latest stupidity. There's something wrong with a world in which I lose my job because the money went to Iraq instead of into NIH, and Weiner gets paid millions to spout utter crap.

Pierre Tristam has some serious reservations about Barack Obama's economic plans -- that they don't go far enough.

Kate Harding covers a study that debunks yet another misconception about the overweight -- that they are lazier and harder to get along with than their thin compatriots. I don't know...my experience is that it's the people who are constantly on diets who are the ones ready to snap your head off. I carry a certain amount of extra avoirdupois myself, and the references my colleagues are providing prospective employers, well, I had no idea they thought so highly of me.

Note to DCap: You have to do it on video and be dancing for it to really work. (Though you have to acknowledge the fabulousness of someone who has a photo taken of himself next to a meat counter in a Finland supermarket).

Our own Carrie on the Dumb Bunny School of Economic Reporting.

Go ping Earth-Bound Misfit's hit counter. She's got Vanity Fair's "sauce for the goose, baby!" answer to the New Yorker Obama cover.

If the fact that Obama and McCain are running so close at a time when everything Republican should have been discredited by now and that you still have friends who've chosen to believe that Obama MAY YET be a secret Muslim terrorist doesn't depress you enough, this report from Brad Friedman will make you want to stick your head in the oven.

In case you thought Phil Gramm, co-architect of both the Enron AND the mortgage messes, couldn't get any sleazier, Blue Girl digs up the news that he's a tax cheat, too. (And don't forget, last night Keith Olbermann reported that Gramm is still very much a part of John McCain's campaign, and is still a prime candidate for a cabinet spot, possibly Treasury Secretary.

Have a nice day!

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Hey, Tweety...then why are you such an ass on your show?
Posted by Jill | 10:28 PM
Now I'm confused.

Tweety has been madly in love with John McCain for the last eight years. There isn't a talking head on television who uses the word "maverick" to describe the hackery that is today's John McCain more than Chris Matthews.

So where the heck does this come from:



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Tuesday Big Blue Smurf Blogging: What They Said
Posted by Jill | 10:11 PM
Tonight's honoree: Jonathan Turley, who continues to mourn the murder of the rule of law at the hands of evil, murderous, sick, twisted, sociopathic Republicans and spineless, gutless Vichy Democrats:


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His Master's Voice
Posted by Jill | 9:26 PM

"His Master's Voice"

John "Nipper" McCain, at a Town Hall Meeting in Rochester, New Hampshire today:




Yes, you heard correctly:

Now I'd like to mention offshore drilling if I could. My friends, we have to drill offshore. We have to drill. The oil executives say within a couple of years we could be seeing results from it. So why not do it?


Well gee whiz, if the oil executives say so, it must be true.

Just what we need...another president in the pocket of the oil industry.

(OK, so I don't do it as well as Driftglass. So sue me.)

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Weeping for Halliburton
Posted by Jill | 8:05 AM
High oil prices mean record sales for the company paying Dick Cheney's pension, but spinning off KBR means lower profit:

Halliburton Co., the world's second- largest oilfield-services provider, said net income dropped 67 percent after the sale of the company's stake in engineering unit KBR inflated 2007 earnings.

Second-quarter profit fell to $507 million, or 55 cents a share, from $1.53 billion, or $1.62, a year earlier, Houston- based Halliburton said today in a statement. Excluding such items as the KBR gain, a legal settlement and a failed takeover bid, per-share profit rose to 68 cents from 63 cents, matching the average of 22 analyst estimates compiled by Bloomberg.

Halliburton jettisoned KBR last year, tightening its focus on oilfield work as surging crude prices spurred demand for exploration and production services. The company opened a Middle East headquarters in Dubai and added technology centers in Russia and Asia to expand its presence overseas, where services providers are benefiting as producers ratchet up oil spending.


They needed these record sales in order to offset their numbers from spinning off KBR in 2007. Now Halliburton can focus on profiting off of oil speculation, and leave KBR to focus on its new core competency of electrocuting American soldiers in Iraq and providing them with tainted water, looking the other way while their employees rape their co-workers, using its influence to make sure anyone in government who questions their bilking of the government is fired, and building internment camps here at home for indefinite detention solely on the president's say-so.

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Why can't you just say he aced it?
Posted by Jill | 7:04 AM
That sound you hear is the gnashing of teeth over at Camp Grandpa Simpson, where they were hoping against hope that the well-travelled "citizen of the world" Barack Obama would commit some sort of gaffe. Perhaps they were thinking something along the lines of, oh, say, saying "shit" while talking to the British Prime Minister with his mouth full while at a formal meal...





...or perhaps giving an impromptu neck rub to a female head of state in an attempt to show her who's the boss...





....or demanding that another head of state come to meet someone else by saying "Yo!"...





Have Republicans become so used to have the leader of their party be the First Boor that they've lost all concept that there are people out there who actually DO know how to behave in public?

And has the press forgotten as well? It would seem so, because while by any objective measure, Barack Obama's trip to Afghanistan and Iraq has been a rip-roaring success, not even the supposedly (and erroneously-labeled) "liberal" New York Times is willing to give him credit for a successful trip. First the headline:

For Obama, a First Step Is Not a Misstep


It'll kill them to say it's been a success so far, they have to call it "not a misstep." Sort of like those of you reading this, and everyone else who's alive, are "not dead yet."

Now the money quote:

The central tenet of Mr. Obama’s foreign policy is suddenly aligned with what the Iraqis themselves now increasingly seem to want. Not only have the developments offered Mr. Obama a measure of credibility as a prospective world leader in a week when his every move is receiving intensive attention at home and abroad, but it has complicated Mr. McCain’s leading argument against him: that a withdrawal timeline would be tantamount to surrender and would leave Iraqis in dangerous straits.


That sure sounds like success to me -- a potential president and the Iraqis finally agree on how to proceed. But in a world where all the media have decided that John McCain must be elected, even if it means overlooking his sleazier associates, his history of philandering, his cluelessness, his ignorance of geography, his ignorance of who the Muslim sects are that he's committed to fighting in perpetuity, and the general sense you get looking at him that a McCain administration would resemble the last of the Reagan years, after the early stages of Alzheimer's had set in, you can't call it a success.

Instead a successful Middle East trip by a young Democratic contender must be branded "not a misstep."

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The New York Times headline I really want to see
Posted by Jill | 7:00 AM
This is good news:



Through the miracle of Photoshop, we can envision a world where someday we might see this:

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Monday, July 21, 2008

This is what happens when women are not permitted to control their own reproductive destiny
Posted by Jill | 6:59 AM
This is what America will look like; the Republican version of utopia, after John McCain and the Republicans get their way of a society in which abortion is prosecuted as a crime, self-righteous doctors, nurses and pharmacists are allowed to impose their views on the public at large, and where low-income women have no access to contraception (emphases mine):

As Sam rightly points out, women in Malawi, regardless of age, are not empowered to make decisions about their own health. When they are sick or giving birth, they must wait for their husband or other male relatives to decide when they should be taken to the hospital. This leads to delays – particularly when the decision-making man has gone far away from the village – and many women who come to the hospital at all come late, when complications have already set in.

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Some have described obstetrics in sub-Saharan Africa as a roller coaster of highs and lows, sometimes terrifying and sad, sometimes unpredictable, always interesting, and very rewarding to those of us who are privileged to participate in the drama of childbirth. This particular story had a happy ending. But the poverty in this area is compounded by poor education. Illiteracy rates are alarmingly high, and girls often drop out of school early. The prevailing belief in this area is that the role of a female in society is to marry, have many children, raise the children, and look to her husband for guidance in all matters. Even as we train more clinical officers and try to improve our medical services to women, we must remember that the environment we work in does not allow the women themselves to have a voice in their choices of health care or where and when they will seek medical help.


Let's look at that again: "the role of a female in society is to marry, have many children, raise the children, and look to her husband for guidance in all matters."

Here is John McCain's good friend "Pastor" John Hagee on women and marriage, from his book What Every Man Wants from a Woman:

Only a Spirit-filled woman can submit to her husband's lead. It is the natural desire of a woman to lead through feminine manipulation of the man. The battle of the sexes began in Genesis 3:16, when God said to the woman, "Your craving shall be for your husband and he shall rule over you." In the Art Scroll Tanach Series, author Meir Zolotowitz stated, "Woman's punishment is measure for measure. She influenced her husband and he ate at her command. Her punishment was that she would now become subservient to him."

Why did Saint Paul say, "I do not permit a woman to ... have authority over a man" (1 Tim. 2:12)? It was because it is the natural thing for a woman to try to do. She is, by instinct, a manipulator of the situation. Fallen women will try to dominate the marriage. The man has the God-given role to be the loving leader of the home. [Pages 12-13]


We also know that John McCain is hoping people don't see his voting record on the availability of contraception:





Here is John McCain's voting record on contraception and women's health (NOT including his voting record on abortion rights):



  • Voted to uphold the global gag rule, a policy that bans overseas health clinics from receiving U.S. family‐planning aid if they use their own funds to provide legal abortion services, give referrals, or even take a public pro‐choice position.
  • Voted to de‐fund the United Nations Population Fund (UNFPA), an organization that provides family‐planning services – not abortion – for the world’s poorest women.
  • Voted to earmark one‐third of all HIV/AIDS prevention funds for ineffective, unproven, and dangerous “abstinence‐unless‐married” programs.
  • Voted to take $75 million from the Maternal and Child Health Block Grant to establish a new “abstinence‐only” program that censors information about birth control.
  • Voted to impose a federal parental‐consent law on teens seeking birth control.
  • Declined to help reduce the need for abortion and improve maternal health by opposing effort to require insurance coverage for prescription birth control, improve access to emergency contraception, and provide more women with prenatal health care.
  • Voted against legislation that would have prevented unintended pregnancy by investing in insurance coverage for prescription birth control, promoting family‐planning services, implementing teen‐pregnancy‐prevention programs, and developing programs to increase awareness about emergency contraception.



He doesn't believe women have the right to prevent unwanted pregnancy, and he pals around with guys who believe women should be subservient to their husbands. Now please remind me again how their dream vision of a male-controlled America in which men make health care decisions for women differs from that in sub-Saharan Africa.

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This doesn't sound like a move by someone who's planning to leave next January
Posted by Jill | 6:44 AM
Think what you will about this, but there's something disturbing about the notion that a president who is expected to leave office next January 20 deems it vital that he be able to lock up anyone at any time solely on his say-so:

Last year, a three-judge panel of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 4th Circuit, based in Richmond, Virginia, declared that the government could not hold al-Marri, or any other civilian, simply on the president's orders. If it wanted to prosecute him, the court ruled, it could do so in the civilian court system.

That was the right answer. Unfortunately, last week the full 4th Circuit reversed the decision, and with a tangle of difficult-to-decipher opinions, upheld the government's right to hold al-Marri indefinitely. The court ruled that al-Marri must be given greater rights to challenge his detention. But this part of the decision is weak, and he is unlikely to get the sort of procedural protections necessary to ensure that justice is done.

The implications are breathtaking. The designation "enemy combatant," which should apply only to people captured on a battlefield, can now be applied to people detained inside the United States. Even though al-Marri is not a U.S. citizen, the court's reasoning appears to apply equally to citizens.

Equally troubling, the ruling supports President George W. Bush's ludicrous argument that when Congress authorized the use of force against those responsible for the Sept. 11 attacks, it gave the president essentially unlimited powers. If a president ever wants to round up Americans on vague charges and detain them indefinitely, this ruling gives him a dangerous green light.


With this administration's history of viewing the American people as enemies and threats to government power, requiring constant surveillance, it's difficult to imagine that this is about national security, or anything other than the continued consolidation of absolute power.

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Blogrolling in our time
Posted by Jill | 5:59 AM
Give a big, wet, brilliant smoocheroni to Politics After 50.
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Sunday, July 20, 2008

The Sunday "Awww.........."
Posted by Jill | 10:02 AM


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Talk about a guy you'd want to have a beer with
Posted by Jill | 8:33 AM
Look how these troops in Afghanistan hate Barack Obama:





Boy, they sure regard him as an imposter, don't they? I guess all that cheering and the big smiles and giggling show just how much they loathe the man.

(The video above is going to give John McCain nightmares.)

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Wow! I guess this means I didn't really lose my job after all!
Posted by Jill | 7:01 AM
It's all in my head!



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