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Saturday, July 07, 2007

Is there any intelligent life in Texas?
Posted by Jill | 7:40 PM
What the fuck is wrong with these people? (h/t: Amanda)

A janitor found what appeared to be a human fetus in a Dallas middle school locker Thursday afternoon, but upon examination the contents turned out to be rotten oranges, according to authorities.

Initially, police were unsure what was in the trash bag, and they turned the contents over to the Dallas County Medical Examiner.

The Medical Examiner made the determination Friday that the sample was not a fetus, but rotten fruit.


What is a janitor doing going through the lockers of middle-schoolers anyway? Looking for panties to sniff?

Jesus H. Christ.

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Is this what's called Joementum?
Posted by Jill | 5:57 PM
Joe Lieberman, July 1, on This Week with George Snuffalupagus:

As long as we have a reasonable chance of success in Iraq, then I'm going to say it's worth it for us to stay...The surge is working. So you might say that, in Iraq, we've got the enemy on the run.


Reality, today:

A deadly truck bombing in a busy market in northern Iraq has killed 105 people and injured 240, police say.
The morning blast destroyed the market in the small town of Amirli, south of Kirkuk, killing many people instantly and trapping dozens among the rubble.

It was the deadliest single attack in Iraq since April, correspondents say.

It came as 29 people were killed in separate violence, including 22 people who died overnight in Diyala province when a suicide bomber hit a cafe.

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Just. Not. Interested.
Posted by Jill | 4:30 PM
Is there something wrong with me that I don't care about the Live Earth concert? Does this mean that my Card Carrying Progressive card gets revoked?

It isn't that I don't care about my carbon footprint or about the environment, because I do. But I'm not sure how sitting in my basement watching to Duran Duran do a bad cover of "Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Again)" is going to make one iota of difference. Isn't it better for the environment to just turn the TV off and save the electricity?

Just wondering, is all.
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Now if Chris Matthews wants to sniff around presidential candidates' underwear drawers, he might want to check out this guy
Posted by Jill | 2:06 PM
We already know that the mainstream media has nothing better to do than to sniff around the corners of the Clintons' marriage, pick up Ann Coulter's meme about John Edwards being somehow less of a man because of his haircuts, and speculate on the impact of Michelle Obama's professional life on the campaign. After all, these are more important issues in a society in which Paris Hilton's jail time warranted more coverage than Scooter Libby's -- non-jail time.

But I wonder if the mainstream media, particularly the head underwear drawer-sniffers at the New York Times (*cough* Maureen Dowd *cough*), the folks who ran this puff piece about Jeri Thompson and her two close friends today as part of the Serious Journalists' continuing effort to portray the aging, hangdog Fred Thompson as a Real Macho Potent Man, are going to have anything to say about this oblique tidbit tossed out there a week ago by Andrew Sullivan while I was in Bethesda learning about Cold Fusion 8 and trying to recover my emotional equilibrium:

Outside the extremist, activist base, regular GOP voters turn out to be relatively tolerant when it comes to sexual minorities and private sex lives. They're not well represented by their party leaders, as far as policy is concerned. This is good news for Fred Thompson. The man has had a colorful and wide-ranging sex life, as I'm sure we will soon find out.


Rick Santorum, call your office.

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God, I love when this happens
Posted by Jill | 11:15 AM
It's Wingnut Smackdown Day!!

As if David Shuster's refusal to knuckle under to neocon apologist Fouad Ajami didn't being you enough joy, here comes Tami with a link to screenwriter John Rogers' smackdown of Libertas' interpretation of Transformers: The Movie as a great conservative movie. And Rogers ought to know, since he co-wrote the damn thing.

In a reality based world, that would be the end of it, or as Howie Rose used to say, when the Mets weren't blowing every game, "Put it in the books!" But of course, when did wingnuts let inconvenient things like facts get in the way?

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Hey, Dan Abrams...give this man his own show
Posted by Jill | 9:26 AM
David Shuster smacks down Fouad Ajami for the latter's drawing parallels between Scooter Libby and soldiers putting their lives on the line in Iraq.

Unlike his colleague David Gregory, who punctuates his fellation of George Bush and Karl Rove with occasional flashes of independence, Shuster has consistently been what a journalist should be -- a reporter of the truth, not Administration spin.

I know that Dan Abrams is trying to find someone to fill Joe Scarborough's old slot after Countdown; why not give David Shuster a shot?

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And we'll keep killing him till he stays dead
Posted by Jill | 8:49 AM
Here's an example of the kind of suckers the Bush Administration thinks Americans are:

The U.S. command in Baghdad this week ballyhooed the killing of a key al Qaeda leader but later admitted that the military had declared him dead a year ago.

A military spokesman acknowledged the mistake after it was called to his attention by The Examiner. He said public affairs officers will be more careful in announcing significant kills.

[snip]

When The Examiner pointed out that Uthman's death had been announced twice, a command spokesman said in an e-mail, "You are correct that we did previously announce that we killed him. This was a roll up to show an overall effort against [al Qaeda in Iraq]. We can probably do a better job on saying 'previously announced' when we do long-term roll ups to show an overall effort."


Shorter "military spokesman": Oops. You weren't supposed to notice.

(via ThinkProgress)

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Around the Blogroll and Elsewhere, Weekend Edition
Posted by Jill | 5:13 AM
Joseph L. Galloway of McClatchy Newspapers asks, "Why is it that the Bush administration, in its dying throes, looks remarkably more like an organized crime ring than one of the arms of the American government?"

Sara Robinson says we had better resist our American tendency to sweep the horror facing this nation from the wreckage of the Bush Administration under the rug.

Jeff Fecke on Republican Jesus Fred Thompson's past as a lobbyist for the National Family Planning and Reproductive Health Association. But why should this matter? It's only flip-flopping if a Democrat does it. If a Republican does it, it's a religious conversion.

Jurassicpork has a birthday post for Captain Codpiece.

Henry Rollins is God* (via FDL):





Cliff Schecter notes that ABC Radio may have realized that paying a presidential candidate to give campaign speeches on their airwaves might be regarded as "unseemly."

I adore ModFab like a brother, but I'm a lot more cynical than he is. He still has hope that a bunch of rich rock stars telling us to use compact fluorescent lightbulbs and "learn how to be happy with less" (how big is Sting's house, anyway?) is going to make one iota of difference in policies to address global warming. Here's what I want to know: How many people are going to drive SUVs to Giants Stadium today, or be delivered in Hummer stretch limos, to attend this concert? Not that I object to environmental consciousness; on the contrary. But since Americans have shown absolutely no desire to change their behavior one bit, does anyone believe that yet another live version of "Waiting on the World to Change" is really going to make even one person buy a Prius, or a 2000 square foot house instead of a 4500 square foot McMansion?

Digby on "Buh....buh....buh....but CLINTON...."





* Marc Maron is Jesus.

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Friday, July 06, 2007

The only article you must read about Rudy Giuliani
Posted by Jill | 8:35 AM
Lower Manhattanite, taking away some of the sting of not having the News Blog anymore by telling it like it was.

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Tag I'm It
Posted by Jill | 7:06 AM
I've been tagged by Tata, with a meme that actually requires some thought.

These are the rules:

1. If, and only if, you get tagged, write a post with links to 5 blogs that make you think,
2. Link to this post so that people can easily find the exact origin of the meme,
3. Optional: Proudly display the ‘Thinking Blogger Award’ with a link to the post that you wrote.

As the number of blogs I try to read daily increases, it gets more and more difficult to focus on things like housework and yoga and the obligatory "weight-bearing exercise" required for Women of a Certain Age. Of course things like the Paid Job take priority, but everything else falls down prostrate before the Altar of the Almighty Blog.

For some reason, blog readers just don't work for me. It's the difference between reading a book online, and opening the box from Amazon.com, holding a new book in your hands, feeling its weight, marveling at a paper book jacket with no 1/8" tears in it, then opening it for the first time and hearing the slight =crack= of a new bookbinding. Blog reading requires the ambiance of custom banners, comments, and the other things that make a blog a community, interactive experience.

So here are Five Blogs that Make Me Think:

Newshoggers: It was perfectly fine when it was just Cernig, digging around the international press to find the stores that even other blogs, let alone the MSM, don't cover. But now it's a group blog, with Libby, Shamanic, and Fester providing insightful commentary on the news you need to know and didn't know you needed. If you've fallen into the trap of visiting the Great Orange Satan first thing in the morning, try these folks instead.

Shapely Prose: The newest addition to the Shakesville crew, Kate Harding blogs exclusively on weight issues and about living in our society when one is not a size 2. Not since Susie Orbach wrote Fat is a Feminist Issue has a writer managed to explode all the myths surrounding weight and put them in context of our fear and loathing society. No matter how many times we read about studies showing that diets don't work, we keep trying them. Kate looks at why we keep falling for this crap and how we can learn to love ourselves and be healthy at any size.

Candide's Notebooks: I don't know how the hell he does it, but Pierre Tristam's blog is sort of what would happen if one person decided to publish a newspaper the size of the New York Times. Today's front page is representative of what you can find on a daily basis: blog entries on the Library of America, on Art Tatum, on the Libby Pardon, and on Jackson Pollock's One.

Welcome to Pottersville: While I don't need jurassicpork's transcripts of Frank Rich's columns because I'm a New York Times subscriber, I do need his perspective on the the hell that is life in the Bush years.

Driftglass: You have to even ask?

Tagging:

Lynn
ModFab
Spiiderweb
Bob
Melina
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Thursday, July 05, 2007

Why Chris Matthews is the most infuriating talking head on television
Posted by Jill | 5:52 AM
Because we KNOW that he knows better. And just as we start thinking that he's completely irredeemable, that like the rest of the Washington Press Corps this side of Helen Thomas, his nose is so far up George W. Bush's butt that his dyed yellow hair is protruding from Bush's nose, he manages to pull off something like this:





The conservative pundit corps really is despicable. You have to be a particularly egregious kind of spinner to say that the difference between Bill Clinton's perjury and Scooter Libby's is that one admitted it and the other didn't. By Kate O'Beirne's logic, this turns the notion of justice completely upside down. If you don't admit to a crime, if you let a case go to trial and are convicted by a jury, that means no crime was committed. Not even O.J. Simpson's lawyers thought of that one.

The next time someone you know plays the "Buh...buh....but CLINTON...." card (*cough* Barry *cough*), you might ask that person if they subscribe to the Kate O'Beirne notion of criminal law -- that if an admission of guilt is not made by the defendant, then no crime was committed.

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Your Liberal Media
Posted by Jill | 5:41 AM
The Washington Post, doing its journalistic duty to protect America from a John Edwards presidency by keeping the haircut story alive.

Because what does one Democratic candidate who can't seem to take a significant stand on anything and another one who is 100%, lock stock and barrel owned by big business matter against such vital issues?

And of course let's not forget the Republican front-runners: a guy who promises that when he is president, every day will be 9/11 and another who straps the family dog's carrier to the roof of the car for a four-hour drive.

If we're going to flog insignificant bullshit, can we at least flog Mitt Romney's treatment of animals just as much?

We have a president and vice president who believe that "l'état, c'est nous", that they are above the law, and a Republican party that agrees with them. We're embroiled in a war that is chewing up human lives faster than we can feed more into it. We have oil companies and health insurance companies making obscene profits while they gouge American citizens by withholding their commodity and service respectively. We have Christofascist Zombies seeking to install a Dominionist theocracy in place of our nation. And THIS is the one issue that simply cannot be left alone?

No wonder Americans don't vote.
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The double standard of justice
Posted by Jill | 5:27 AM
If you're a Bush Administration insider who knows where all the bodies are buried, a 30-month sentence for perjury and obstruction of justice is "excessive." But if you're a disabled veteran of three wars, not only is it reasonable, but the very same president who commuted Scooter Libby's sentence will file a friend of the court brief to have your sentence upheld.

(via Joe Biden's blog and Pensito Review.

If Bush believes that as an administration insider, Libby is entitled to special treatment, then let him say so. But don't give us a bunch of crap about the sentence being "excessive."

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Wednesday, July 04, 2007

What ModFab said
Posted by Jill | 4:57 PM
Aside from fighting off some mild blues, some work-related anxiety, and wanting to put my fist through a wall after seeing Sicko today (more on that to come), I'm fine, thank you. But I'm just not up to writing anything pithy and wise about July 4. ModFab encapsulates my sentiments exactly, thus proving again that great minds really DO think alike.
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High School Alpha Girls, take note
Posted by Jill | 10:12 AM
This is what your future looks like -- writing nasty, pointless, op-eds in the New York Times about people who don't think you're the cutest girl in town anymore.

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Tuesday, July 03, 2007

This should have been a speech on the floor of the House of Representatives
Posted by Jill | 9:55 PM
Ms. Pelosi, THIS is how you do it:







“I didn’t vote for him,” an American once said, “But he’s my president, and I hope he does a good job.”

That—on this eve of the 4th of July—is the essence of this democracy, in 17 words. And that is what President Bush threw away yesterday in commuting the sentence of Lewis “Scooter” Libby.

The man who said those 17 words—improbably enough—was the actor John Wayne. And Wayne, an ultra-conservative, said them, when he learned of the hair’s-breadth election of John F. Kennedy instead of his personal favorite, Richard Nixon in 1960.

“I didn’t vote for him but he’s my president, and I hope he does a good job.”

The sentiment was doubtlessly expressed earlier, but there is something especially appropriate about hearing it, now, in Wayne’s voice: The crisp matter-of-fact acknowledgement that we have survived, even though for nearly two centuries now, our Commander-in-Chief has also served, simultaneously, as the head of one political party and often the scourge of all others.

We as citizens must, at some point, ignore a president’s partisanship. Not that we may prosper as a nation, not that we may achieve, not that we may lead the world—but merely that we may function.

[snip]

The enforcement of the laws is turned over to those of one political party, who will swear beforehand that they will not enforce those laws. The choice between war and peace is turned over to those of one political party, who stand to gain vast wealth by ensuring that there is never peace, but only war.

And now, when just one cooked book gets corrected by an honest auditor, when just one trampling of the inherent and inviolable fairness of government is rejected by an impartial judge, when just one wild-eyed partisan is stopped by the figure of blind justice, this President decides that he, and not the law, must prevail.

I accuse you, Mr. Bush, of lying this country into war.

I accuse you of fabricating in the minds of your own people, a false implied link between Saddam Hussein and 9/11.

I accuse you of firing the generals who told you that the plans for Iraq were disastrously insufficient.

I accuse you of causing in Iraq the needless deaths of 3,586 of our brothers and sons, and sisters and daughters, and friends and neighbors.

I accuse you of subverting the Constitution, not in some misguided but sincerely-motivated struggle to combat terrorists, but to stifle dissent.

I accuse you of fomenting fear among your own people, of creating the very terror you claim to have fought.

I accuse you of exploiting that unreasoning fear, the natural fear of your own people who just want to live their lives in peace, as a political tool to slander your critics and libel your opponents.

I accuse you of handing part of this Republic over to a Vice President who is without conscience, and letting him run roughshod over it.

And I accuse you now, Mr. Bush, of giving, through that Vice President, carte blanche to Mr. Libby, to help defame Ambassador Joseph Wilson by any means necessary, to lie to Grand Juries and Special Counsel and before a court, in order to protect the mechanisms and particulars of that defamation, with your guarantee that Libby would never see prison, and, in so doing, as Ambassador Wilson himself phrased it here last night, of becoming an accessory to the obstruction of justice.

[snip]

The twists and turns of Plame-Gate, of your precise and intricate lies that sent us into this bottomless pit of Iraq; your lies upon the lies to discredit Joe Wilson; your lies upon the lies upon the lies to throw the sand at the “referee” of Prosecutor Fitzgerald’s analogy. These are complex and often painful to follow, and too much, perhaps, for the average citizen.

But when other citizens render a verdict against your man, Mr. Bush—and then you spit in the faces of those jurors and that judge and the judges who were yet to hear the appeal—the average citizen understands that, Sir.

[snip]

It is nearly July 4th, Mr. Bush, the commemoration of the moment we Americans decided that rather than live under a King who made up the laws, or erased them, or ignored them—or commuted the sentences of those rightly convicted under them—we would force our independence, and regain our sacred freedoms.

We of this time—and our leaders in Congress, of both parties—must now live up to those standards which echo through our history: Pressure, negotiate, impeach—get you, Mr. Bush, and Mr. Cheney, two men who are now perilous to our Democracy, away from its helm.

For you, Mr. Bush, and for Mr. Cheney, there is a lesser task. You need merely achieve a very low threshold indeed. Display just that iota of patriotism which Richard Nixon showed, on August 9th, 1974.

Resign.


It should not fall on the shoulders of Keith Olbermann to do this. Olbermann's job is to inform and to entertain. It is the job of Nancy Pelosi and everyone in the House of Representatives -- Democratic and Republican -- to provide oversight to the Executive branch. We already know that every Republican in the House and Senate believes that party loyalty trumps the law, the Constitution, and the good of the nation. Nancy Pelosi's refusal to lead on holding this Administration accountable, her refusal to even TRY to appeal to the consciences of those Republicans who may still have a scintilla of their souls left; her betting the ranch on the 2008 election while U.S. attorneys hand-selected for their willingness to systematically disenfranchise those who would not vote Republican and who lack the resources to fight their disenfranchisement; her clear and obvious adherence to the "Thank You Sir May I Have Another" doctrine of the DLC and other corporatist political whores; mean that once again, Keith Olbermann is just a voice in the wilderness, a wilderness in which we wander, still capable of being stunned by the extent of the lawlessness and the willingness of this Administration to destroy this country for greed and power and cronyism -- so stunned that we don't know what to do anymore to save our country.

And those fuckers in the White House know it.

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"In Washington things get leaked all the time"
Posted by Jill | 12:42 PM
And we're supposed to trust this bunch with national security????

This pack o'horseshit from Tony Snow is almost enough to make me take back my good wishes for his recovery from cancer -- almost. But because I'm still a human being with a soul (unlike him and the vipers for whom he shills), I'm not going to.

Via Americablog:

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Around the blogroll: Scooter Libby edition
Posted by Jill | 9:39 AM
Posts you must read:

John Rogers at Kung fu Monkey: "We are faced with utterly shameless men. Cheney and the rest are looking our representatives right in the eye and saying 'You don't have the balls to take down a government. You don't have the sheer testicular fortitude to call us lying sonuvabitches when we lie, to stop us from kicking the rule of law and the Constitution in the ass. You just don't. What's beyond that abyss -- what that would do to our government and our identity as a nation -- terrifies you too much. So get the fuck out of our way.'"

Christy Hardin Smith at Firedoglake: "For months and months, I have sat here at my laptop, tap, tap, tapping away at article after article illustrating your utter disregard for the law, your disregard of the principles on which this nation was founded, and your failure to recognize that there are higher laws than what George Bush wants at the moment. With one commutation of sentence, W, you just handed us the next election — the White House, a much stronger hand in Congress, and a club to beat your party with for years to come: you think you are better than the rest of us, and that the laws don’t apply to you." (For the record: I think Christy is overestimating both the American people and the process if she thinks this is a slam-dunk for the Democrats in 2008.)

Pierre Tristam at Candide's Notebooks: "The symbolic temptation is to think that by pardoning Libby, Bush is pardoning himself of whatever crimes he committed. But that would presume a sense of justice at the core of the president’s thinking. What the pardon shows in as stark a light as any aborting of justice Bush has orchestrated is his utter contempt for the law, for the very system he defends but has never upheld. But if he and Cheney have been so easily amused at making buffalo chips of due process in their so-called global war on terror, in Guantanamo, in Afghanistan, in Iraq, what should, what could keep them from doing the same at home?"

Andy Ostroy, the Ostroy Report, falling into the "gift to the Democrats trap: "So why am I celebrating? Because this decision by Bush is the nail in his political coffin...and with it his legacy. He will forever be known as the president who not only committed the worst military/foreign policy blunder in our nation's history, but the one who defiled and made a constant mockery of our sacred Constitution. I am happy because it really doesn't matter anymore whether Libby served time, does it? He's a convicted felon who committed egregious crimes against freedom and free speech, and he's done his job quite well in tarnishing his vile bosses' reputations. But the greater benefit through all this is that it cements Bush's legacy as a de facto criminal himself."

Praise be to the Goddess: Hubris Sonic, Jesse "Doc" Wendel, and Lower Manhattanite, late of subbing at The News Blog, have decided to be the keepers of the Gilliard flame with the Group News Blog (now on our blogroll). Sayeth LM: "Bush has forever branded himself, and much to the GOP's old-guard kingmakers chagrin--the whole party, especially post-their hounding of Clinton and jailing of Susan McDougal (who did her fucking time) as punk-assed, special-treatment addicted crooks. Broderella, Tweety, The Crotch Sniffer and their ilk will tut-tut and disagree...but that walk/run, and the hiding in the attic as the phone beep-beep-beeps off its hook speaks volumes."

Digby: "Bush has just slapped a jury, four Republican judges, and the American people right in the face and blatantly instigated a cover-up of his illegal acts by giving his former aid amnesty. And the hits just keep on coming."

Stephen at The Thinkery: "Libbey was charged with THE EXACT SAME THING AS BILL CLINTON, you amoral, hypocritical assholes!@! Lying under oath during a federal investigation, even if it's not technically part of the investigation, is supposed to be the worst offense a person could ever commit. All the self-righteous, smug, power-hungry, disconnected, elitist assholes who have been moaning and groaning their eternal love for Scooter Libby and his delightful way with children - not only his! but others too! - were the exact same people who screamed and stomped and yelled and pushed and declared the end of the world if Bill Clinton was not impeached, impeached I tell you! and declared guilty, removed from office in disgrace, never to sully the fine, fine reputation of that town again."

Avedon Carol: "By commuting Libby's sentence, Bush has not only made clear that there is one law for He and a different law for thee, but he has announced that any attempt to hold accountable anyone whose transgressions touch upon the White House will be nullified if investigations imperil George Walker Bush or Richard Bruce Cheney."

Glenn Greenwald: "The only crime recognized by official Washington is using impetuous or excessively irreverent language to object to the lawbreaking and radicalism of the Leader, or acting too aggressively to investigate it. That is the only crime that triggers their outrage."

Bob Cesca at AlterNet (via Melissa): "in the president's universe -- shared by his thinning brigade of dittoheads (see above blog comments) -- the excessive punishments are reserved exclusively for people like Terry Washington: a man who lacked the ability to control his actions and communicate at a normal level; a man who was unable to comprehend what was going on around him. In other words, a man who was clearly more competent than the president. "

And on an unrelated topic, but while we're on the subject of scumbags, Melina relates to us an account of Joe Lieberman at a swim club in Westport. Try not to think about Jackie Earle Haley in Little Children when you read it. It's all there, other than screaming women pulling their children out of the pool. Though if they thought about how Holy Joe wants their kids to die for George W. Bush, Holy Joe's ego, and some lunatic idea that bombing Iran is somehow Good for Israel, perhaps they would.

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We've lost another one
Posted by Jill | 8:02 AM
OK, I admit it. My first thought on reading this was "Why is it always OUR people why are dying too young, while the likes of Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin and Instahack and Bill Kristol and Joe Lieberman and Scooter Libby thrive like hosta in New Jersey?"

So sue me.

R.I.P. Jim Capozzola.

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Oops.
Posted by Jill | 7:18 AM
Here at chez Brilliant, we have a neighbor next door with whom we don't get along. Said neighbor is always polite to Mr. Brilliant, perhaps because he's seen Mr. B. practicing Tiger and Dragon forms on the back patio on weekend mornings and because Mr. B. is at least a head taller than he is. But where I'm concerned, said neighbor is the kind of whom the expression "gratuitous asshole" was invented. We're talking pull-the-child-into-the-house-for-no-reason-when-I'm-outside kind of assholery. We all used to be cordial, if not friendly, but the day I refused to allow him to cut down a tree on our property because it blocks the sun to his new pool, that cordiality ended.

There is a privet hedge that creates a barrier between our properties. Every couple of months, my tree guys come out and spray it with some organic something-or-other for "scale" and it still looks like crap. At this point I'm wondering if we should just yank it and put up a fence -- except that we'd have to pay to have the property staked should we decide to do that, because if we didn't, and the fence overlapped his property even by an inch, the same guy who went ahead and cut branches on my tree back to the trunk -- against local ordinances -- would sue me for every penny I may ever have.

But if I need to put up a fence, it'd be worth the few hundred dollars to determine where the property line is.

The Federal government doesn't think this way, however, and it seems that a 1-1/2 mile stretch of border fence was constructed on Mexican soil and it's going to cost us a few million dollars to straighten it out:

The barrier was part of more than 15 miles of border fence built in 2000, stretching from the town of Columbus to an onion farm and cattle ranch.

A U.S. Customs and Border Protection spokesman said the vertical metal tubes were sunk into the ground and filled with cement along what officials firmly believed was the border. But a routine aerial survey in March revealed that the barrier protrudes into Mexico by 1 to 6 feet.

James Johnson, whose onion farm is in the disputed area, said he thinks his forefathers may have started the confusion in the 19th century by placing a barbed-wire fence south of the border. No one discovered their error, and crews erecting the barrier may have used that fence as a guideline.

"It was a mistake made in the 1800s," Johnson said. "It is very difficult to make a straight line between two points in rugged and mountainous areas that are about two miles apart."

The Mexican government was notified and did what any landowner would do: They sent a note politely insisting that Mexico get its land back.

"Our country will continue insisting for the removal (of the fence) to be done as quickly as possible," the Foreign Relations Department said in a diplomatic missive to Washington.

When the barrier was built in 2000, the project was believed to cost about $500,000 a mile. Estimates to uproot and replace it range from $2.5 million to $3.5 million.

Michael Friel, the spokesman for Customs and Border Protection, said the barrier was "built on what was known to be the international boundary at the time." He acknowledged the method used was "less precise than it is today."

The International Boundary and Water Commission, a joint Mexican-American group that administers the 2,000-mile border, said the border has never changed and is marked every few miles by tall concrete or metal markers.

Sally Spener, a commission spokeswoman in El Paso, said the agency is generally consulted for construction projects to ensure that treaties are followed. The commission is working with the Department of Homeland Security "to develop a standardized protocol" for building fences and barriers.

"We just want to make sure those things are clear now," Spener said.


(h/t: Lynn)

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Joe Lieberman is as much a danger to us as the Bush Administration
Posted by Jill | 6:51 AM
When will Harry Reid finally find his balls and kick this whiny little martinet out of the Democratic Party? Has there ever been a Democrat, even one who fancies himself an "independent Democrat", who has been more of a Republican? When Joe Lieberman isn't holding fundraisers for Republican Senators or taking a page from the Republican playbook by demonizing George Soros as a traitor for the crime of disagreeing with Joe Lieberman, he's off trying to stir up an attack on Iran so he can watch it on the evening news, pump his tiny fist and shout "Yeah! All right!" at the screen.

Until 2008, the committee leadership will not change. There are no consequences to kicking this little egomaniac who cares only for his own ego and what HE fancies to be Israel's interests out of the party. This party has enough trouble, it doesn't need Joe Lieberman too.

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OK, so what are you going to do about it, Nancy?
Posted by Jill | 6:40 AM
Nancy Pelosi's statement on the all-but-pardon of Scooter Libby:

The President’s commutation of Scooter Libby’s prison sentence does not serve justice, condones criminal conduct, and is a betrayal of trust of the American people.

The President said he would hold accountable anyone involved in the Valerie Plame leak case. By his action today, the President shows his word is not to be believed. He has abandoned all sense of fairness when it comes to justice, he has failed to uphold the rule of law, and he has failed to hold his Administration accountable.


And so have you, Madam Speaker. The difference is that we expect this from this president. We elected Democrats last fall in the hope of getting something different. So far you've ignored us.

And in case you don't get it, let Joe Wilson spell out for you what it means:

"From my viewpoint, the president has stepped in to short circuit the rule of law and the system of justice in our country. In so doing, he has acknowledged Mr. Libby's guilt for, among other things, obstruction of justice, which by definition is covering up for somebody in a crime. By commuting his sentence, he has brought himself and his office into reasonable suspicion of participation in an obstruction of justice. The commutation of (Libby's) sentence in and of itself is participation in obstruction of justice."

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Monday, July 02, 2007

American Plutocracy
Posted by Jill | 7:02 PM
As Jeffrey Toobin so succinctly pointed out on CNN this afternoon, there are thousands of people in prison doing time for obstruction of justice -- and only one of them received what is the first step towards a pardon -- Scooter Libby.

The very same Republicans who pushed George W. Bush to pardon Scooter Libby are the ones who attempted to impeach Bill Clinton for the same crime -- obstruction of justice. Today, with the defense of Bush's decision, the Republican Party made very clear that they believe in two systems of justice -- one for Republicans, and one for everyone else.

Toobin also debunked Bush's claim in his press release (because he is too damn chickenshit to actually face the press in creating his dual system of justice) that Libby's sentence was "excessive", pointing out that the judge imposed the sentence well within the same federal sentencing guidelines that this administration defends in cases not involving high-profile Republican administration operatives who know where all the bodies are buried.

The logic appears to be that with Bush having lost the Reagan Democrats and the Independents and the Latinos and everyone but the hardest core 27% that constitutes the Christofascist Zombie Brigade, he had nothing to lose by commuting Libby's sentence, presumably in exchange for Libby's silence. But with today's bizarro WaPo article portraying Bush's psychopathology in full glory showing that all he cares about is his legacy, it's hard to imagine that his legacy is going to be helped by this move today. Depending on what Scooter knows and what beans he might have spilled had Bush not intervened, however, his own legal situation after leaving office may have been helped.

It's interesting to go back in time and look at what a high-profile Republican, Rep. Henry Hyde, had to say about the rule of law during the Clinton impeachment:


Now, as a lawyer and a legislator for most of my very long life, I have a particular reverence for our legal system. It protects the innocent, it punishes the guilty, it defends the powerless, it guards freedom, it summons the noblest instincts of the human spirit.

The rule of law protects you and it protects me from the midnight fire on our roof or the 3 a.m. knock on our door. It challenges abuse of authority. It's a shame "Darkness at Noon" is forgotten, or "The Gulag Archipelago," but there is such a thing lurking out in the world called abuse of authority, and the rule of law is what protects you from it. And so it's a matter of considerable concern to me when our legal system is assaulted by our nation's chief law enforcement officer, the only person obliged to take care that the laws are faithfully executed.

[snip]

What concerns me most deeply in sorting out the many arguments here is the significance of the oath. When the president performs the public act of asking God to witness his promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, that is not trivial. Whether it's a civil suit or before the grand jury, the significance of the oath cannot and must not be cheapened if our proud boast that we're a government of laws and not of men is to mean anything. I submit it means everything. It was purchased for us by the lives of countless patriots, some of whom are resting across the Potomac River in a cemetery, but all of whom put the nation's good ahead of their own.


Exactly. This is about more than Scooter Libby. The larger picture here is of a president and his vice president who clearly were the string-pullers behind the outing of an NOC CIA operative who was working in areas that were obviously sensitive ones for the Bush Administration's case for war, a war that they entered into and for which they gained support by lying to the American people. And they continue to lie to this day.

But because they are Republicans, the rule of law is now meaningless.

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My latest blogger hero
Posted by Jill | 3:54 PM
...is Jay Lassiter: taking names and kicking ass -- and losing his press credentials in the process.

(What is it about Towson State -- now Towson University -- that they crank out such awesome people? ModFab went there too.)

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The Eight Things Meme
Posted by Jill | 3:37 PM
Good Lord, I'm late with this...but last Tuesday, when ModFab tagged me with the Eight Things Meme, I was driving from Chapel Hill to Bethesda for CFUNITED and trying to get my emotional state together enough to reasonably impersonate a confident self-assured person after -- oh, well, let's just not even go there, shall we?

Anyway, better late than never, I say.

THE RULES
1. All right, here are the rules.
2. We have to post these rules before we give you the facts.
3. Players start with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
4. People who are tagged write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
5. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.


So here we go, in no particular order.

8. I live in a constant state of free-floating anxiety about losing my job. In fact, I am taking one of my 39 accumulated vacation days today and another one tomorrow, and the anxiety is driving me, well, crazy.

7. I just bought this. Actually, this workout system is pretty good and less annoying than many. This is now the fourth set I've bought, and it's the first one that didn't come with some big plastic doohickey that takes up tons of room. I've never seen Visible Results In Ten Workouts or had the success that some others have had, but when the step work doesn't aggravate my sciatica, I do feel better and am fitter. And right now yoga alone is keeping my limber but isn't helping the weight come off.

6. If I listen to Beethoven's Ninth Symphony in the car, yes, I will conduct an imaginary orchestra.

5. My membership in the Geeks' League may be revoked because of this, but I do not read science fiction.

4. I can't decide if The Red Hat Society is a very cool, affirmative group or the most dumbass thing I've ever seen.

3. I have a heterogirlcrush on Kate Winslet.

2. Of the many attributes I'd like to have next time I incarnate, the one I want most is square shoulders so I don't have to keep pulling up bra straps.

1. The one place in the world I'd really like to see is Greece.

Tagging up:

Kate
Tata
Bob
Spiiderweb
Tami
DBK
Carrie
Lynn

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It isn't just about foreign workers
Posted by Jill | 7:41 AM
Note the apparent age difference between the two highly-qualified guys in this video who have been unable to find jobs and the pisher tech recruiter who says HE hasn't seen any sign of discrimination against U.S. workers:





Interesting how instead of guys like the recruiter in this report, so much of the outsourcing of recruitment is being directed to immigration attorneys.

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The WSJ is getting ready for Murdoch ownership
Posted by Jill | 7:34 AM
...by cutting pay and benefits to its workers. And the paper's workers are fighting back:

A statement from Wall Street Journal reporters:

Wall Street Journal reporters across the country chose not to show up to work this morning.

We did so for two reasons.

First, The Wall Street Journal's long tradition of independence, which has been the hallmark of our news coverage for decades, is threatened today. We, along with hundreds of other Dow Jones employees represented by the Independent Association of Publishers' Employees, want to demonstrate our conviction that the Journal’s editorial integrity depends on an owner committed to journalistic independence.

Second, by our absence from newsrooms around the country, we are reminding Dow Jones management that the quality of its publications depends on a top-quality professional staff. Dow Jones currently is in contract negotiations with its primary union, seeking severe cutbacks in our health benefits and limits on our pay. It is beyond debate that the professionals who create The Wall Street Journal and other Dow Jones publications every day deserve a fair contract that rewards their achievements. At a time when Dow Jones is finding the resources to award golden parachutes to 135 top executives, it should not be seeking to eviscerate employees’ health benefits and impose salary adjustments that amount to a pay cut.

We put the reputation of The Wall Street Journal and the needs of its readers first. That's why we will be back at our desks this afternoon, producing the day's news reports. But we hope this demonstration will remind those entrusted with the future of Dow Jones that our publications' integrity must be protected, and sustained, from top to bottom.

For more information, contact:
E.S. Browning (201) 491-8653
or Steve Yount (609) 220-5951


Via the Programmer's Guild, which I've now joined.

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Little Piggies
Posted by Jill | 7:22 AM
Exhibit A: the Thompson family. I guess Fred Thompson's kids aren't making enough money as lobbyists at the moment, so they need Dad to run for president to ensure their access:

On Christmas Eve 1994, Fred D. Thompson Jr. was out of a job. A 34-year-old self-described late bloomer, Mr. Thompson had graduated from law school just two years before and practiced law only for his father, Fred D. Thompson Sr., who was about to be sworn in as a senator from Tennessee.

“I was out on the street, knocking on doors,” recalled the younger Mr. Thompson, who is known as Tony.

But attending Brentwood Methodist Church in Nashville that night, Tony Thompson ran into the departing incumbent senator, Harlan Mathews, a Democrat. Mr. Mathews invited Tony to join him in a Nashville lobbying business, a job that would let him capitalize on his father’s new position.

“I don’t just believe in the tooth fairy,” Mr. Mathews said. “A lot of people were seeking access — not necessarily unfair access, but seeking access — so Tony was employed in a number of areas where his father had made a reputation or his father’s advice or whatever was going to be valuable one of these days.”

Now the elder Mr. Thompson, who also worked as a lobbyist before and after his eight years in the Senate, is aiming for an even higher post, preparing a run for the Republican presidential nomination. In the folksy drawl that built him a lucrative sideline as a screen actor, Mr. Thompson is presenting himself as a reform-minded outsider taking on Washington, just as he did when he campaigned for the Senate as “Ol’ Fred” the “real live country lawyer,” and cruised Tennessee in a rented red pickup truck.

But the lobbying work that Tony Thompson and another son, Daniel, did after their father won his Senate seat suggests how far the family has traveled from Fred Thompson’s early career. Not only has he parlayed his own political background into a lobbying business — a fact his opponents have seized on to challenge his outsider image — but his sons have also made lobbying a family affair.


The more we hear about Fred Thompson, the less like the Second Coming of Reagan he seems, and the more like the Second Coming of George Herbert Walker Bush -- only with the intellect of the latter's son.

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Winning by cheating
Posted by Jill | 7:19 AM
I'm not convinced that the Republicans don't have an alternative way to steal the 2008 election even now that their mass voter disenfranchisement efforts through the U.S. Justice Department has been exposed.

What IS extremely disconcerting, however, is the relative lack of public outcry at the Justice Department being used not to fight crime or even terrorism, but to try to ensure that people who don't vote Republican are not allowed to vote:

A New Mexico lawyer who pushed to oust U.S. Attorney David Iglesias was an officer of a nonprofit group that aided Republican candidates in 2006 by pressing for tougher voter identification laws.

Iglesias, who was one of nine U.S. attorneys the administration fired last year, said that Albuquerque lawyer Patrick Rogers pressured him several times to bring voter fraud prosecutions where little evidence existed.

Iglesias believes that he was fired in part because he failed to pursue such cases.

He described Rogers, who declined to discuss the exchanges, as ``obsessed . . . convinced there was massive voter fraud going on in this state, and I needed to do something to stop it.''

Iglesias said he only recently learned of Rogers' involvement as secretary of the nonprofit American Center for Voting Rights Legislative Fund -- an activist group that defended tighter voter identification requirements in court against charges that they were designed to hamper voting by poor minorities.

Rogers, a former general counsel to the New Mexico Republican Party and a candidate to replace Iglesias, is among a number of well-connected GOP partisans whose work with the legislative fund and a sister group played a significant role in the party's effort to retain control of Congress in the 2006 election.

That strategy, which presidential advisor Karl Rove alluded to in an April 2006 speech to the Republican National Lawyers Association, sought to scrutinize voter registration records, win passage of tougher ID laws and challenge the legitimacy of voters considered likely to vote Democratic.

THREE FRONTS

McClatchy has found that this election strategy was active on at least three fronts:

• Tax-exempt groups such as the American Center and the Lawyers Association were deployed in battleground states to press for restrictive ID laws and oversee balloting.

• The Justice Department's Civil Rights Division turned traditional voting rights enforcement upside down with legal policies that narrowed rather than protected the rights of minorities.

• The White House and the Justice Department encouraged selected U.S. attorneys to bring voter fraud prosecutions, despite studies showing that election fraud isn't a widespread problem.

Nowhere was the breadth of these actions more obvious than at the American Center for Voting Rights and its legislative fund.


More here.

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When the president deems it meritorious, it is not pork
Posted by Jill | 7:10 AM
Libby at Newshoggers points out that when it comes to bills laden with extraneous spending, the biggest profligate is George W. Bush:

A House Appropriations Committee report accompanying legislation funding the Department of the Interior shows that Bush requested 93 of the 321 earmarks in the bill. A panel report for the financial services and general government spending bill showed that Bush requested 17 special projects worth $947 million, more than any single member of Congress.

Senate appropriators have identified more than 350 earmarks in the military construction spending bill requested by the president.

Lawmakers say these lists of earmarks are inconsistent with Bush’s tough talk on earmarks this year.

During a Rose Garden speech in January, Bush called for the number of earmarks to be cut in half.

“Earmarks often divert precious funds from vital priorities like national defense,” Bush said. “And each year they cost the taxpayers billions of dollars.

“Congress needs to adopt real reform that requires full disclosure of the sponsors, the costs, the recipients, and the justifications for every earmark,” he said. “And Congress needs to cut the number and cost of earmarks next year at least in half.”

When Bush recently nominated former House Budget Committee Chairman Jim Nussle (R-Iowa) as head of the White House budget office, he reminded Congress that he would veto bills with excessive levels of spending and curb the number of earmarks.

“It would appear the administration likes earmarks from their perspective,” said Rep. Robert Aderholt (Ala.), a Republican member of the House Appropriations Committee.

“Inconsistent would be a fair way to say it,” Aderholt said when asked if Bush was being hypocritical for simultaneously requesting and criticizing earmarks.

Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho), the chairman of the Senate Appropriations interior subcommittee, shares Aderholt’s view.

“Hypocrisy? No, but one might call that duplicity,” said Craig.


I'd call it hypocrisy. I'd also call it another example of his pathological narcissism.

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When the president is a pathological narcissist
Posted by Jill | 6:59 AM
It's all about HIM:

At the nadir of his presidency, George W. Bush is looking for answers. One at a time or in small groups, he summons leading authors, historians, philosophers and theologians to the White House to join him in the search.

Over sodas and sparkling water, he asks his questions: What is the nature of good and evil in the post-Sept. 11 world? What lessons does history have for a president facing the turmoil I'm facing? How will history judge what we've done? Why does the rest of the world seem to hate America? Or is it just me they hate?

[snip]

And yet Bush does not come across like a man lamenting his plight. In public and in private, according to intimates, he exhibits an inexorable upbeat energy that defies the political storms. Even when he convenes philosophical discussions with scholars, he avoids second-guessing his actions. He still acts as if he were master of the universe, even if the rest of Washington no longer sees him that way.

"You don't get any feeling of somebody crouching down in the bunker," said Irwin M. Stelzer, a senior fellow at the Hudson Institute who was part of one group of scholars who met with Bush. "This is either extraordinary self-confidence or out of touch with reality. I can't tell you which."


Do the math.

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Sunday, July 01, 2007

And they're going to let it play out again....just like last time
Posted by Jill | 9:13 PM
Planning to fly anywhere this summer? I am...and now I wonder if I should make a will:

A secret U.S. law enforcement report, prepared for the Department of Homeland Security, warns that al Qaeda is planning a terror "spectacular" this summer, according to a senior official with access to the document.

"This is reminiscent of the warnings and intelligence we were getting in the summer of 2001," the official told ABCNews.com.

U.S. officials have kept the information secret, and Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff said today on ABC News' "This Week with George Stephanopoulos" that the United States did not have "have any specific credible evidence that there's an attack focused on the United States at this point."

As ABCNews.com reported, U.S. law enforcement officials received intelligence reports two weeks ago warning of terror attacks in Glasgow and Prague, the Czech Republic, against "airport infrastructure and aircraft."

The warnings apparently never reached officials in Scotland, who said this weekend they had received "no advance intelligence" that Glasgow might be a target.

Homeland Security Secretary Chertoff declined to comment specifically on on the report today, but said "everything that we get is shared virtually instantaneously with our counterparts in Britain and vice versa."

Unlike the United States, officials in Germany have publicly warned that the country could face a major attack this summer, also comparing the situation to the pre-9/11 summer of 2001.


A bunch of would-be ninja wannabees talk about blowing up the Sears Tower even though they've never been to Chicago. Another bunch of losers talks about attacking Fort Dix -- a military base full of armed soldiers -- and the Administration crows about thwarting a terrorist plot. An often homeless guy in New York talks about setting fire to the JFK pipeline, and it's Elect Rudy or Die.

But if there is a report warning of "spectacular" al-Qaeda attacks this summer, and it's being downplayed by the Administration, what else can we think from this beleaguered bunch but that they'll let it happen again, so that this time they can get the war with Iran that they want so badly?

We've been here, we've done this. Are we going to let them get away with it again?

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