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Saturday, July 22, 2006

The War on Terror-ble Diseases
Posted by Jill | 11:12 AM
Jon Stewart nails Bush's hypocrisy on the "culture of life."



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Is the Israeli incursion into Lebanon the Administration's October Surprise?
Posted by Jill | 8:57 AM
I know Andrew Card said you don't introduce new products in August, but when you have a president as unpopular as Bush is, and an occupation that's as big a mess as Iraq is, and an economy that Boston University professor Lawrence Kotlikoff says is headed down the path to bankruptcy, this most political of Administrations has to do something, and what they know how to do is to play the terrorism card.

A pre-emptive strike against Iran, similar to that against Iraq (how's that workin' for ya, anyway?), has been repeatedly run up the flagpole, but no one has saluted. So the challenge is to find a way to continue the PNAC agenda of establishing an empire in the Middle East without getting our hands dirty; a way to inflame the region so much that we strengthen Iran enough so that they become a REAL threat, and then we can invade.

Enter Israel.

While only those on the farthest fringes of the A.N.S.W.E.R. left would dispute Israel's right to defend itself, what's happening now appears to my relatively uneducated eyes to be not just disproportionate, but also counterproductive. I can certainly understand Israel overreacting to the kidnapping of its soldiers; you cannot live surrounded by people who want to kill all of you and take over the land in which you live without becoming paranoid. But the U.S. is already so cynically using it to continue to fan the flames of fear in its own citizens, that combined with the fact that this so-called pro-life Administration is sending a rush delivery of precision-guided bombs to Israel so the latter can kill more civilians in Lebanon, one can only conclude that the U.S. is exploiting Israel's innate paranoia to further its own Middle East agenda and to try to ensure a continuation of absolute Republican power in the midterm elections in November.

Exhibit A:

Vice President Dick Cheney on Friday pointed to the fighting between Israel and Hezbollah as fresh evidence of the ongoing battle against terrorism that underscores the need to keep President Bush's Republican allies in control of Congress.

"This conflict is a long way from over," Cheney said at a fundraising appearance for a GOP congressional candidate. "It's going to be a battle that will last for a very long time. It is absolutely essential that we stay the course."

"Gus is going to remember that the first order of business is to protect the American people and to support the men and women who defend us in time of war," Cheney told the audience at a $500-a-ticket fundraising reception. "There's still hard work ahead in the war on terror."

Cheney said that as Republicans make their case to voters in the midterm elections, "it's vital that we keep issues of national security at the top of the agenda." He faulted Democrats in Congress who have pushed for a timetable for withdrawing Americans from Iraq, saying that would send the wrong message to terrorists.

"If anyone thinks the conflict is over or soon to be over, all they have to do is look at what's happening in the Middle East today," he said.


Now isn't that all nice and tidy?

It's nothing new for the Bush Administration to tie together Al Qaeda, Hamas, Saddam Hussein, and Hezbollah into one big lump of Very Scary Brown People Who Want To Kill Us All. One of the arguments made in favor of the Iraq war was "Saddam Hussein's support for terrorism," as evidenced by the $25,000 and $10,000 checks he gave to the families of Palestinian suicide bombers associated with Hamas. But the fact of the matter is that Hamas and Hezbollah are NOT involved in terrorism against the U.S. Their beef is with Israel. I deplore their methods, but that doesn't change the fact that neither organization has been involved in terrorism against the U.S.

But when you're dealing with the kind of frightened population the Bush Administration was in the aftermath of the 9/11 attacks, it's quite simple to create the logic in people's minds that if Saddam Hussein supported Hamas terrorists, and Al Qaeda are terrorists, then Saddam Hussein must have been involved with Al Qaeda too.

And that is why I believe that the Israeli attacks on Lebanon are at the very least the opening salvo of the 2006 election year October Surprise. It's a way for a U.S. proxy to fight two groups that can be lumped together as "terrorists" without having to expend any more of George W. Bush's nearly depleted political capital.

Are you with me so far?

OK, let's now, thanks to this diarist at Kos and The Angry Liberal, look at the videotape that Osama Bin Laden released just prior to the 2004 election -- the one that helped his friend George W. Bush be elected:

I say to you, Allah knows that it had never occurred to us to strike the towers. But after it became unbearable and we witnessed the oppression and tyranny of the American/Israeli coalition against our people in Palestine and Lebanon, it came to my mind.

The events that affected my soul in a direct way started in 1982 when America permitted the Israelis to invade Lebanon and the American Sixth Fleet helped them in that. This bombardment began and many were killed and injured and others were terrorised and displaced.

I couldn't forget those moving scenes, blood and severed limbs, women and children sprawled everywhere. Houses destroyed along with their occupants and high rises demolished over their residents, rockets raining down on our home without mercy.

The situation was like a crocodile meeting a helpless child, powerless except for his screams. Does the crocodile understand a conversation that doesn't include a weapon? And the whole world saw and heard but it didn't respond.

[snip]

And as I looked at those demolished towers in Lebanon, it entered my mind that we should punish the oppressor in kind and that we should destroy towers in America in order that they taste some of what we tasted and so that they be deterred from killing our women and children.

And that day, it was confirmed to me that oppression and the intentional killing of innocent women and children is a deliberate American policy. Destruction is freedom and democracy, while resistance is terrorism and intolerance.


Now take a look at what's going on in Lebanon right now. Then think about the rape and murder of Abeer Qasim Hamza Al-Janabi by American soldiers driven mad by their untenable mission. Think about the 150 people killed in Iraq every day by the U.S. military and by Sunni/Shia sectarian strife. Now think about the 330 mostly civilian Lebanese casualties of the current Israel/Hezbollah conflict.

Now go back and read again what Osama Bin Laden, the perpetrator of the 9/11/01 attacks that saved Bush's then-already-failing presidency, the man whom George W. Bush once vowed to get "dead or alive", said to help Bush's election effort in 2004.

Today is July 22. This September marks the fifth anniversary of the 9/11 attacks. It is an election year. Osama Bin Laden is still out there. Last time he attacked the U.S. he was angry about the 1982 invasion of Lebanon. Today Israel has once again invaded Lebanon.

Do the math. How safe do YOU feel under the Bush Administration's leadership?
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Friday, July 21, 2006

Why should the president have to bother his beautiful mind with such things?
Posted by Jill | 10:20 AM
He shouldn't, according to John "Honduran Death Squads" Negroponte.

Ken Silverstein, in Harper's:

I reported in May that despite the deteriorating situation in Iraq, no National Intelligence Estimate (NIE) has been produced on that country since the summer of 2004. The last NIE, a classified document that the CIA describes as “the most authoritative written judgment concerning a national security issue,” was rejected by the Bush Administration (after being leaked to the New York Times) as being too negative, though its grim assessment subsequently proved to be highly accurate.

The situation has gotten even darker since my initial story—a United Nations report cited in Wednesday's New York Times found that an average of more than 100 Iraqi civilians were killed each day in June—and I've learned from two sources that some senior figures at the CIA, along with a number of Iraq analysts, have been pushing to produce a new NIE. They've been stonewalled, however, by John Negroponte, the administration's Director of National Intelligence, who knows that any honest take on the situation would produce an NIE even more pessimistic than the 2004 version. That could create problems on the Hill and, if it is leaked as the last one was, with the public as well.

“What do you call the situation in Iraq right now?” asked one person familiar with the situation. “The analysts know that it's a civil war, but there's a feeling at the top that [using that term] will complicate matters.” Negroponte, said another source regarding the potential impact of a pessimistic assessment, “doesn't want the president to have to deal with that.”


Let's see....the president starts this war, has no plan for what happens after toppling his own personal bête noir, goes in with insufficient soldiers, has no plan for gettint out of this occupation, more Iraqis and American soldiers are dying every day, and this fucker gets up there and vetoes stem cell legislation because he "reveres human life."

And his homeland security director doesn't want him to have to deal with the reality of what he's done.

Good Lord, how much dirt to the Bushes have on how many people, that they keep them in line like this? No wonder he lives in a bubble. Everyone around him is terrified -- but of what?
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Thursday, July 20, 2006

Oh, dear Lord, I wish I could take this Kitler
Posted by Jill | 8:33 PM
Meet Hermes:



Isn't he fabulous? I wish I could adopt him, because he looks a bit like my late Oliver....but I can't. So maybe one of you can?

Hermes is a Kitler currently housed at BARC Animal Shelter in Brooklyn, New York. Some volunteers there say:

I volunteer at BARC, where Hermes lives, and I know for a fact he's a pervert. He loves kittens and licks them clean. We give him kittens for company and he takes great care of them. He's a friendly, eccentric tub of a cat who really needs to move on from the shelter and be saluted in a home with other cats. Applicants to adopt him will be screened for fitness and purity at Kitler Boot Camp.


Hermes is the BARC Cat Loft's "biggest" attraction. He was a young street cat who elluded many rescuers before finally being trapped and brought to BARC. Originally on the second floor of the main building, Hermes became very ill and had to be quarantined. His eyes were so badly infected that we were sure he would be blind. Feisty and combative from the start, the many days and nights of intensive eye medications and treatments may have been what finally made him give in and allow us to handle him...carefully! When Hermes made the move to the Cat Loft, someone discovered that he was a natural at nurturing orphan kittens, especially the fearful feral ones, and that has been his role ever since. That and getting a good meal in now and then!


I too am a BARC volunteer and have grown to love Hermes. He's like a bowling ball with legs who also resembles Oliver Hardy. He waddles over when he's called and loves being petted and brushed. When he's had enough, he looks up at you with his paw raised in a Seig Heil-like salute (I kid you not!) and holds it that way until you back off. But I've never seen him being the least bit aggressive...he's 18 pounds of pure mush and Science Diet!


If Hermes isn't Hitlerish enough for you, check out THIS guy.
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Because it worked so well the last time
Posted by Jill | 1:58 PM
Why on earth is anyone still giving William Kristol a microphone?

William Kristol, 3/17/03, in the Weekly Standard:

We are tempted to comment, in these last days before the war, on the U.N., and the French, and the Democrats. But the war itself will clarify who was right and who was wrong about weapons of mass destruction. It will reveal the aspirations of the people of Iraq, and expose the truth about Saddam's regime. It will produce whatever effects it will produce on neighboring countries and on the broader war on terror. We would note now that even the threat of war against Saddam seems to be encouraging stirrings toward political reform in Iran and Saudi Arabia, and a measure of cooperation in the war against al Qaeda from other governments in the region. It turns out it really is better to be respected and feared than to be thought to share, with exquisite sensitivity, other people's pain. History and reality are about to weigh in, and we are inclined simply to let them render their verdicts.


William Kristol, Fox News, today:

KRISTOL: We have to be ready to use military force against Iran, if it comes to that. Think what this crisis would be like given what we now know about the Islamic Republic of Iran, its regime, its recklessness, its close, close ties to terrorist groups... the Iranian people dislike their regime. I think they would be – the right use of targeted military force — but especially if political pressure before we use military force – could cause them to reconsider whether they really want to have this regime in power. There are even moderates – they are not wonderful people — but people in the government itself who are probably nervous about Ahmadinejad’s recklessness.

This is why standing up to Iran right now is so important. They’re overreached. They and Hezbollah have recklessly overreached. They got cocky. This is the moment to set them back. I think a setback to Hezbollah could trigger changes in Iran. People can say, wait a second, what is Ahmadinejad doing to us. We’re alone. The Arab world is even against us. The Muslim world is against us. Let’s reconsider this reckless path that we’re on.


Reconsider indeed.

It's the same old song -- let's bomb the shit out of the place, and the people will be so happy that we liberated them from their Evil Regime that they will welcome us with flowers, candy, and dancing in the streets. That tactic has worked so well for us in Iraq, after all.

Whatever happened to the days when pundits had to actually KNOW something?

(hat tip and gratitude: ThinkProgress)
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And on a lighter note....
Posted by Jill | 8:21 AM
ShakesSis posted this, and it's one damn fine video, directed by (who else?) Spike Jonze. Now why on earth doesn't someone give Christopher Walken another song-and-dance role? And why aren't movies this clever anymore? (The song isn't bad either.)

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Every sperm is sacred
Posted by Jill | 7:30 AM
That's the next step, after President G8 Masher vetoed stem cell legislation today:

"This bill would support the taking of innocent human life of the hope of finding medical benefits for others. It crosses a moral boundary that our society needs to respect, so I vetoed it...Each of these children was still adopted while still an embryo and has been blessed with a chance to grow, to grow up in a loving family. These boys and girls are not spare parts...They remind us of what is lost when embryos are destroyed in the name of research. The remind us that we all begin our lives as a small collection of cells. And they remind us that in our zeal for new treatments and cures, America must never abandon our fundamental morals."


I guess he feels that white american IVF clinic embryos aren't spare parts but Iraqi children who are already here ARE. Bush has no such concerns about the 100 Iraqis, including a 13-year-old child, who were killed in Karbalah in May. He has no such concerns about the three children killed in June clashes between the so-called multinational force and anti-Coalition forces in Maysan. Bush has no such concerns about the estimated one in ten Iraqi children suffering from malnutrition. And of course he places ZERO value on the lives of Iraqi adults.

Bush's so-called commitment to "human life" is an absolute joke.

This is a human embryonic stem cell:



This is a six-day-old blastocyst, from which embryonic stem cells are extracted:



This is a real, living Iraqi child:



This is an Iraqi child killed in Bush's war:



Any questions?
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Our Cynical Congressional Republicans
Posted by Jill | 6:25 AM
Don't these guys have anything better to do? The violence in Iraq is escalating, the Taliban are resurgent in Afghanistan, the deficit is out of control, skyrocketing fuel prices are hitting the rest of the economy, An Islamist militia is taking over Somalia, Israel is hell-bent on all-out war with Lebanon, and what is Congress' most pressing issue?

The Pledge of Allegiance.

I kid you not.

To these guys, catering to their so-called "values voters", the most important issue of the day is preventing the courts from weighing in on the constitutionality of the Pledge of Allegiance.

Specifically, the overriding concern of Republicans is to make sure that schoolchildren are forced to say "Under God" in schools. If said children have no health insurance, or if they are hungry, or if their parents are foreclosed out of their homes, none of that matters, as long as they are saying "under God" every day when they salute the flag.

This is where the Republican party's priorities are. Next up: bans on human cloning, laws to prevent confiscation of firearms during emergencies, and codification of the right to display American flags in condos.

That's YOUR public servants at work.
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Peter Cook should get on his knees and thank God....
Posted by Jill | 5:27 PM
that the wife he cheated on isn't like this woman.

Oh, there's more, and it's so Desperate Housewives it's unbelievable. It can't possibly be for real......can it?

Apparently not. Will Thompson notes that the same billboard is up in both New York and L.A.

So here's my question: Movie or book promotion? What do you think?

(Hat tip: Jazz)
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Come back Scott McClellan, all is forgiven
Posted by Jill | 12:46 PM
A new low from Tony Snow yesterday. The questioner is Helen Thomas:

QUESTION: The United States is not that helpless. It could have stopped the bombardments of Lebanon. We have that much control with the Israelis.

SNOW: I don't think so.

QUESTION: We have gone for collective punishment against all of Lebanon and Palestine. And what's happening -- and that's the perception of the United States.

SNOW: Well, thank you for the Hezbollah view, but I would encourage you...

QUESTION: Nobody's accepting your explanation. What is it say, to call for...

SNOW: I'll tell you, what's interesting is people have. The G-8 was completely united on this. And as you know when it comes to issues of...


Helen Thomas is the daughter of Lebanese immigrants.
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Math Be Difficult, No?
Normally I respect the Pew polls. They're good at formatting questions to elicit what I believe are "honest" answers and not answers the polled people think the poller want to hear. In other words, they don't "suggest" the responses.

The amazing Pew Internet Life project has just released a study on blogging in the USA -- it's full of really chunky stats compiled from phone interviews with bloggers: "most bloggers are primarily interested in creative, personal expression -- documenting individual experiences, sharing practical knowledge, or just keeping in touch with friends and family."


  • The most distinguishing characteristic of bloggers is their youth. More than half (54%) of bloggers are under the age of 30. Like the internet population in general, however, bloggers are evenly divided between men and women, and more than half live in the suburbs. Another third live in urban areas and a scant 13% live in rural regions.
  • Another distinguishing characteristic is that bloggers are less likely to be white than the general internet population. Sixty percent of bloggers are white, 11% are African American, 19% are English-speaking Hispanic and 10% identify as some other race. By contrast, 74% of internet users are white, 9% are African American, 11% are English-speaking Hispanic and 6% identify as some other race...
  • 55% of bloggers blog under a pseudonym, and 46% blog under their own name.
  • 84% of bloggers describe their blog as either a “hobby” or just “something I do, but not something I spend a lot of time on.”
  • 59% of bloggers spend just one or two hours per week tending their blog. One in ten bloggers spend ten or more hours per week on their blog.


But what's going on here?

1. Characteristics: 60% + 11% + 19% + 10% = 106%???

2. Identity: 55% + 46% = 101%???

3. They forgot us: One in ten bloggers spend ten or more hours per week on their blog. Hahaha. Some of us spend more than ten hours DAILY!

(read more)
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American Asshole
Posted by Jill | 6:30 AM
Yesterday I wrote about Captaiin Codpiece treating his G8 trip as if it were a fraternity road trip; with himself playing Otter, Boon, AND Bluto. Maureen Dowd picks up the theme today:

The open-microphone incident at the G-8 lunch in St. Petersburg on Monday illustrated once more that W. never made any effort to adapt. The president has enshrined his immaturity and insularity, turning every environment he inhabits — no matter how decorous or serious — into a comfortable frat house.

No matter what the trappings or the ceremonies require of the leader of the free world, he brings the same DKE bearing and cadences, the same insouciance and smart-alecky attitude, the same simplistic approach — swearing, swaggering, talking to Tony Blair with his mouth full of buttered roll, and giving a startled Angela Merkel an impromptu shoulder rub. He can make even a global summit meeting seem like a kegger.

Catching W. off-guard, the really weird thing is his sense of victimization. He’s strangely resentful about the actual core of his job. Even after the debacles of Iraq and Katrina, he continues to treat the presidency as a colossal interference with his desire to mountain bike and clear brush.

In snippets of overheard conversation, Mr. Bush says he has not bothered to prepare any closing remarks and grouses about having to listen to other world leaders talk too long. What did he think being president was about?

The world may be blowing up, and the president may have a rare opportunity to jaw-jaw about bang-bang with his peers, but that pales in comparison with his burning desire to return to his feather pillow and gym back at the White House.

“Gotta go home,’’ he tells the guy next to him. “Got something to do tonight. Go to the airport, get on the airplane and go home.” A White House spokesman said Mr. Bush had nothing on his schedule after he returned to Washington on Monday about 4 p.m.

When he began meandering about how big Russia was, you expected him to yell, “Yo, Condi!’’ and ask his secretary of state: “Hey, what’s the name of that other big country that has more people than any other country in the world? It begins with a ‘C.’ Dad spent some time there.’’

Perhaps it’s that anti-patrician chip on his shoulder, his rebellion against a family that prized manners and diplomacy above all. But when bored or frustrated, W. reserves the right to be boorish — no matter if the setting is a gilded palace or a Texas gorge.

He treated Tony “As It Were” Blair like the servant in “The Remains of the Day,’’ blowing off his offer to help with the Israel-Lebanon crisis, and changing the subject from substance to fluff at one point, noting about his 60th-birthday Burberry gift: “Thanks for the sweater. Awfully thoughtful of you.’’ Then he razzed the British prime minister, who was hovering and wheedling like an abused wife: “I know you picked it out yourself.”

After doing his best to undermine the U.N. and Kofi Annan, W. talked about the secretary general like a fraternity pledge he wanted to send out for more beer or a keg of Diet Coke: “I felt like telling Kofi to get on the phone with Assad and make something happen.’’

His loosey-goosey confidence that everything could be fixed with a phone call — and not even a phone call made by him, and not even a phone call made to the Iranians, who have more control over Hezbollah — was striking. He seems to have no clue that his own headlong, heedless actions in the Middle East have contributed to the deepening chaos there, and to Iran’s growing influence and America’s diminished leverage.

Mr. Bush may resent the sophistication required of a president. But when the world is going to hell, he should stop chewing and start thinking.


At times, Bush seems not to understand in the least what the presidency is about. He loves the pomp and the ceremony. He loves to be able to bomb any country he wants and order hundreds of thousands of men to invade. He loves the purposeful strides across the White House Lawn with his hand raised in a Hitler salute to the press. After a lifetime of being the Designated Family Shithead, he loves having people mindlessly agree with everything he says because He Is The President. He loves being able to give condescending nicknames to people in the press, to have a cadre of Secret Service agents riding behind him on his bike rides so that he can taunt them that they aren't as fit as he is. He loves to give what amounts to noogies to foreign leaders, to be heedless of what he says and how he behaves because he is the president -- the decider. It's as if the world is his DKE house and he is Eric Stratton.

But he doesn't think he should have to go to class. That's for Dick and Condi and Rummy to handle.

There's something about man-as-moronic-asshole that appeals to Americans. This notion of "he's a guy you'd want to have a beer with" as being a desirable quality in the Leader of the Free World has always baffled me. You are not going to hang out with the president of the United States. Ever. So why is his status as a beer buddy so important? This is an office that requires someone who is interested in world affairs, who can string more than one thought together, and who knows how to conduct himself in public. This president is capable of none of these. What he IS, however, is a TV dad. He's Homer Simpson, he's Everybody Loves Raymond, he's the King of Queens. He's the lovable idiot, the bumbler, the fool. That may be fine on a network sitcom, but as we're seeing, in the Leader of the Free World it's downright terrifying.

This profound stream of anti-intellectualism is nothing new. For all the lip service given to education and learning in this country, the fact is that Americans hate smart people. They chose the affable Dwight Eisenhower over the intellectual Adlai Stevenson. They push their kids into sports rather than chess club, and take more pride when their kid kicks the winning goal than they do when he gets straight A's. Bill Clinton and his gang were ridiculed in the press for eight years for being "wonks", and Al Gore is STILL being ridiculed for the cardinal sin of trying to wake people up to the reality of climate change. The recent report by the U.S. Department of Education which found that there is little difference between the performance of public and private schools and which also showed the mediocre performance of American students in math and science reflect this continued anti-intellectualism.

Even before George W. Bush took office and proceeded to wreck just about everything in the entire world, this country faced many challenges that required curiosity, intelligence, and the ability to think clearly in order to address. Now we are faced with the Middle East in flames, a continued and expanded terrorism threat, a diminishing middle class, skyrocketing fuel prices, and a global warming tipping point -- and not only is there NO leadership from Washington, but far too many Americans are still applauding a president who doesn't know not to talk with his mouth full -- because he is as boorish, incurious, and uncouth as they are.
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Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Time to arrest Ann Coulter
Posted by Jill | 3:34 PM
It doesn't matter whether she sent it or not; this is confessing to making terroristic threats:

According to a published report, Ann Coulter has (in jest, we assume) claimed to have sent that mysterious white powder to The New York Times.

Reporter Jacob Bernstein, in a "Memo Pad" item in today's Women's Wear Daily, wrote that he received a message from a New York Times source saying that Friday's powder mailing -- which included an Xed-out Times editorial and what ended up being corn starch -- "makes all of Ann Coulter's comments a little less funny. I wonder if she considers herself at all responsible when lunatics read her columns and she says that we should be killed."

Coulter, whose column is distributed by Universal Press Syndicate, has "joked" that maybe terrorist Timothy McVeigh should have blown up the Times building and that maybe Times Executive Editor Bill Keller should be executed.

"Memo Pad" sent an e-mail to Coulter's AOL account and according to Bernstein, received a reply claiming that she was the sender of the mysterious powder.

"'So glad to hear that The New York Times got my letter and that your friend at the Times thinks I'm funny,' she wrote back. 'Good luck in journalism and please send me your home address so we can stay in touch, too.


Hey, she just confessed to a crime. Book 'er, Danno.
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I must have finally grown up
Posted by Jill | 11:49 AM
Being a young adult in the dating world wasn't easy for a short, pudgy Jewish girl from New Jersey. By the time I was fifteen, I had already had a list a mile long of girls I went to school with that I wish I looked like. By the time I was 24, I knew I wasn't on the A-list and would never be. Why not? Because in 1979, the Standard of Ultimate Beauty, the Ultimate Other, the Ultimate Shiksa, was Christie Brinkley.

Christie Brinkley was everything I wasn't. She was the archetypal California Girl of song -- tall, thin, pert little nose, great teeth, great body, pretty face, blond, outdoorsy, tan, and a model. She was the most intimidating creature I'd ever seen. Oh sure, there was Jean Shrimpton in the 1960's, who was the most spectacularly beautiful creature on earth, and later on there was Twiggy, but those models were like space aliens dropped among us to show us clothes we'd never be able to wear. What made Christie Brinkley different is that she smiled. She looked accessible. She looked like a real girl, albeit one a hell of a lot more attractive than most of us. So what made her intimidating? She wasn't a short, pudgy Jewish girl from Jersey with sloped shoulders that couldn't even keep a bra strap up.

I remember when Christie Brinkley was married to Billy Joel and became pregnant, we used to joke about how we hoped the baby had his looks and her brains. We got half our wish, and that was the beginning of the Ordinary Girls' Revenge on Christie Brinkley.

This morning after I clicked the input button on the TV remote to return to broadcast TV from a DVR recording of Rodney Yee's Power Yota, I ran across a tawdry tale on the former news show Today. It seems that Christie Brinkley's husband (her third or fourth, I can't remember) has been slipping the sausage to a nineteen-year-old since before said girl even graduated from high school. This walking embodiment of the dumbass nature of the male midlife crisis is married to Christie Fucking Brinkley, and he's out boffing a nineteen-year-old, buying her cars and other gifts. Now, said bimbette is singing like a canary, playing the naive little girl for the camera and getting ready to sue.

And interestingly, this nineteen-year-old bimbette is being referred to in the press as a "naïve girl" -- when a 14-year-old Iraqi girl who was raped and murdered by American soldiers is referred to as a "young woman."

I guess that as far as the press is concerned, if you're American and you fuck a married man, you're naïve -- but if you're an Iraqi, at home, minding your own business, you asked for it.

Now one could say that if Christie Brinkley, who still looks amazing at 52, can't hang onto a guy, what on earth does that say for the rest of us? Or is it more a question of the kind of guys someone who looks like Christie Brinkley attracts?

I have to admit, I watched this trainwreck of a segment, appalled that Today led into the 8:00 hour with a story like this while 300 people are dead in Indonesia from a tsunami, a suicide bomber detonated explosives into a crowd of laborers in southern Iraq, killing at least 53 people, and Congress is getting ready to pour more gasoline on the fire in the Middle East by coming up with a resolution of blanket support for Israel in this mess.

But a strange thing happened. Here was the blonde, slim, perfect nemesis of my twenties, caught up in as ugly and sordid a marital scandal as we've seen recently -- and I couldn't even feel any schädenfreude. I guess no matter how beautiful we were or weren't in our youth, no matter how good we may or may not still look, once we women hit 50, the playing field feels a whole lot more level than it did in the old days. I'm not sure what's worse; knowing that your husband is not only a cheat but also a sleazebag; or having your family drama played out in the tabloids and on television.

I actually felt sorry for her. I guess I'm really a grown-up now.
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Would someone please teach this guy how to behave in public?
Posted by Jill | 6:59 AM
I'm embarrassed and ashamed that this guy is representing us to the world.

First we have the President of the United States talking while stuffing his face with bread -- while the Middle East burns.

Now we have him giving the Chancellor of Germany an impromptu neck massage -- uninvited -- while in a room full of people.

Perhaps this kind of towel-snapping frat-boy familiarity is regarded as endearing by the pencil-dicks who still support this president; perhaps they think it makes him a "regular guy." It's that kind of "You'd want to have a beer with him" meme that has allowed him to get away with destroying America's and the world's future for the last five-plus years. But as Evan Thomas and Richard Wolfe allude in Newsweek late last year, it's a defensive mechanism he uses -- a way to assert his power over a situation which he feels he does not control:

Often, Bush's joking is personal—it is aimed at you. The teasing can be flattering (the president gave me a nickname!), but it is intended, however so subtly, to put the listener on the defensive. It is a towel-snap that invites a retort. How many people dare to snap back at a president?


The problem is that what may seem endearing and "regular guy" to the beer-swilling morons of America is inappropriate in an international setting. All Americans should be ashamed that they have allowed THIS man to be their public face in the world. He represents everything that is ignorant, uncultured, crass, greedy, and arrogant about Americans.

(Hat tip: John)

UPDATE: Lindsay Beyerstein notes how this kind of ploy works:

Every woman will recognize the guy who sidles up and starts "casually" giving you a backrub without even looking at you, because he wants to preserve deniability in case you freak out. Like any practiced groper, Bush stares right past Merkel as she recoils from his touch.

The play fails, but he just moves on, eyes averted, like it's her problem. ("Oh my God, there's a hysterical woman displaying inappropriate behavior! I'll just pretend I don't notice her egregious gaffe.")


And Digby wonders:

Check out the look on his face. Does he look like he's "just having fun" or does he look like he's putting the uppity bitch in her place?

This woman is the Chancellor of Germany. What do you suppose you need to do to get treated with respect by this asshole?


And Chris Bowers points out how this is the way Bush asserts dominance in a room:

The episode reminds me of Lakoff's criticism of Bush's "permission slip" line in the 2004 state of the union address. Lakoff:
Should the United States have consulted the United Nations and gotton its permission to invate Iraq? An adult does not "ask for a permission slip"! The phrase itself, PERMISSION SLIP puts you back in grammar school or high school, where you need a permission slip from an adult to go to the bathroom. You do not need to ask for a permission slip if you are the teacher, if you are the principal, if you are the person in power, the moral authority. The others should be asking YOU for permission. That is what the permission slip phrase in the 2004 State of the Union address was about.

Again, Bush uses a subtle gesture to try and create a sense of dominance over other nations. In the same way that the "permission slip" line characterized the rest of the world as children who need permission from us, the adults, to do anything, this gesture by Bush positions Germany as the low level female employee who the boss can harass and still get away with it. Female executives are not treated this way anymore, much less female heads of state.


Those Bush apologists who think that these are just good old harmless "boys will be boys" hijinks might do well to remember that Bush's displays of assholery -- from the his obsession with pork the other day, to mugging with the screaming baby, to the smackdown Vladimir Putin gave him, all further erode this country's prestige in the world -- because enough people voted for this clown in 2004 to give him another term.

The entire Middle East is in flames, largely because of Bush's ill-begotten war, and he's treating this G8 meeting like a fraternity road trip. These displays are appalling, he is appalling, the media and Congress are appalling for continuing to prop him up, and we are appalling for not rioting in the streets to get rid of him.
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Monday, July 17, 2006

The Bush Plan for killing Medicare and Social Security
Posted by Jill | 7:05 AM
Make sure that old people die sooner.

Now we see how the pro-life president, who cares deeply about the lives of stem cells but cares not a whit about people who are already here, plans to deal with health care for the elderly.

First, starve the hospitals of reimbursements for new treatments and new technologies. If amputation without anesthesia was good enough for great-grandpa, they're good enough for us, right?

The Bush administration says it plans sweeping changes in Medicare payments to hospitals that could cut payments by 20 percent to 30 percent for many complex treatments and new technologies.

The changes, the biggest since the current payment system was adopted in 1983, are meant to improve the accuracy of payment rates. But doctors, hospitals and patient groups say the effects could be devastating.

Michael O. Leavitt, the secretary of health and human services, said the new system would be more accurate because payments would be based on hospital costs, rather than on charges, and would be adjusted to reflect the severity of a patient’s illness. A hospital now receives the same amount for a patient with a particular condition, like pneumonia, regardless of whether the illness is mild or severe.

Medicare pays more than $125 billion a year to nearly 5,000 hospitals. The new plan is not expected to save money, but will shift around billions of dollars, creating clear winners and losers. The effects will ripple through the health care system because many private insurers and state Medicaid programs follow Medicare’s example.

Dr. Alan D. Guerci, president of St. Francis Hospital in Roslyn, N.Y., said the new formula would cut Medicare payments to his hospital by $21 million, or 12 percent. “It will significantly reduce payments for cardiac care and will force many hospitals to reduce the number of cardiac procedures they perform,” Dr. Guerci said.

A coalition of patient organizations, including the Parkinson’s Action Network and the Society for Women’s Health Research, told the government in a letter that the new system “could have a devastating impact on payment for critical treatments for seriously ill patients, with reimbursement for some essential procedures cut as much as 30 percent.”

The basic payment for surgery to open clogged arteries, by inserting a drug-coated wire mesh stent, would be cut by 33 percent, to $7,590. The payment for implanting a defibrillator, like the one used by Vice President Dick Cheney, would be cut 23 percent, to $22,000, while the payment for hip and knee replacements would be reduced 10 percent, to $14,500.

“This is a bit of a catastrophe,” said Dr. Herbert Pardes, president of NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital. In its zeal to cut the profits of doctor-owned specialty hospitals, including cardiac hospitals, Dr. Pardes said, the government has inadvertently hit many nonprofit academic medical centers.


Then, make sure that research into diseases like Alzheimer's can't advance because of NIH budget freezes that amount to cuts at a time if rapidly-increasing costs:

While President Bush's proposed $28.6 billion budget for the National Institutes of Health for fiscal 2007 is unchanged from last year, proposed funding for Alzheimer's research is $645 million, down from $652 million in fiscal 2006 and $658 million in 2003.

Such reductions are nothing less than devastating, says Sam Gandy, M.D., director of the Farber Institute for Neurosciences at Thomas Jefferson University in Philadelphia and chairman of the Alzheimer's Association's medical and scientific advisory council.

"The greatest progress we've enjoyed in the last 15 years is threatened," he says. During the past 20 years, researchers have been able to discover Alzheimer's genes and develop animal models that they believe will cure humans. Now, the treatments are being tested on humans, and the lowered funding means fewer treatments will be tested at the same time. "Instead of testing a number of drugs simultaneously," Gandy says, "we have to test some drugs this year, then other drugs the next."

Such delays could hamper Alzheimer's research just as new studies raise the prospect that its impact may not be limited to the elderly. The disease affects 4.5 million Americans, including 5 percent of Americans 65 to 74 and half of those over 85, according to the National Institute of Aging. A University of Michigan study also found that half a million Americans between 55 and 64 reported cognitive impairment. Another concern: Alzheimer's progresses so slowly that it often takes years to determine the efficacy of a drug, as opposed to some diseases where a drug's effectiveness is apparent within months.

After more than doubling from 1998 to 2005, NIH's overall budget for 2007 is flat for the second straight year. Funds are reduced for research into pre-emptive strikes against or treatments for some of the nation's most debilitating diseases, among them breast, prostate and lung cancer, hypertension, diabetes, arthritis, osteoporosis, stroke, macular degeneration and mental illness.

[snip]

NIH supports research into 6,600 rare and common diseases, employing more than 200,000 scientists at 3,000 research facilities around the world and on its campus in Bethesda, Md.


The Bush Administration gives a great deal of lip service to the support of science, but the reality is far different. In his State of the Union address this year, Bush pledged to double the federal commitment to the most critical basic research programs in the physical sciences over the next 10 years. Obviously medical research is not part of his agenda and is going to get short-changed so he can fund scientists to deny that what we do has anything to do with global warming, and write papers about how since they don't understand the process by which the evolution of species took place, it must be magic done by some Big Alpha Male in the Sky.

Disclosure: My job is dependent on grant money, with much of that grant money coming from NIH-funded projects. But the point remains.
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Sunday, July 16, 2006

George W. Bush has turned us into an irrelevant paper tiger
Posted by Jill | 9:18 AM
It's entirely possible that the reason for the Bush Administration's peculiarly weak response to the conflagration in Israel and Lebanon is that they truly are just sitting around waiting to be raptured to Jesus. I wouldn't rule that out.

But if you're not an Apolcalyptician, what Washington's near-absence from the world stage where this disaster is concerned means is that having shot their proverbial wad in Iraq and just made things worse, the Bush Administration, and by extension the United States, has absolutely zero moral authority in the world community.

Bush:

"Our message to Israel is defend yourself but be mindful of the consequences, so we are urging restraint."


We see how well THAT'S working; Ehud Omert now says that today's Hezbollah strike on Haifa will have "far-reaching" consequences for Lebanon. Translation: Syria and Iran, you're next.

Condoleeza "Lizard Queen" (™ PJ Sauter) Rice isn't doing a heck of a lot better:

U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said she had told Olmert her country was deeply concerned about civilian casualties in Lebanon and hoped Israel would exercise restraint.


And millions of American kids hoped Dad would put in a pool this summer. So what's her point?

George W. Bush is in Germany making faces at crying babies and wondering when he's going to get to eat pork. Here is what a REAL Administration does; one that doesn't have apocalyptic delusions and one who didn't decide to play G.I. Joe for no good reason -- just in case you've forgotten.

CNN, January 7, 2000:

U.S. President Clinton flew back to West Virginia on Friday to try again to get Israel and Syria moving forward in peace talks, which are in their fifth day.

"This is difficult stuff. This is very hard," Clinton said just before he left the White House. "They're working hard and they're trying to find ways to resolve their differences."

Clinton is making his fourth trip to rural Shepherdstown since the negotiations began Monday. He met separately with Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak and Syrian Foreign Minister Farouk al-Sharaa on Thursday.

Clinton said he believed both sides were working in good faith and that he was "just trying to be helpful."

"I just try to get people together and identify what they have in common, identify what their differences are," Clinton said. He added he was trying to get the two sides "to keep in mind the big picture at the end ... what we hope and pray the Middle East will look like in five years or ten years from now."

A source close to the Syrian delegation says there will be a three-way meeting between Clinton, Barak and al-Sharaa on Friday, but there was no confirmation of that from Israeli or U.S. officials.

U.S. Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, acting as a facilitator in the Israeli-Syrian talks, recommended that Clinton visit Shepherdstown. It's hoped that Clinton's continued presence will get both sides "rolling up their sleeves," said U.S. State Department spokesman James Rubin.

Albright held a lengthy morning meeting Thursday with al- Sharaa, who was reportedly displeased that there have been no talks over Syria's key demand: a timetable for Israeli withdrawal from the Golan Heights, which Israel captured in the 1967 Mideast War.
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