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Saturday, July 15, 2006

A giant leap forward for women -- into 1910
Posted by Jill | 10:47 PM









Edwardian swimsuits for women, circa 1910"WholesomeWear" swimsuit for women, 2006

On the right, you see the latest in Christofascist Zombie Brigade aqua fashions for good, chaste Christian women:

The makers of WholesomeWear swimsuits would like women to cover up their tummies. And their backs. And their arms. And half their legs. The Oregon company, based outside Portland, sells a collection of swimwear online that consists of a wet suit topped by a dress. The spandex underpinning is not sufficient on its own because bystanders would still be able to make out the curves of the woman's body. The nylon overdress takes care of any audacious display of an hourglass shape.

The collection is not aimed at practitioners of any specific religion. There is no obvious mention of spirituality, God, Allah or Joseph Smith on the company's Web site.

[snip]

WholesomeWear is going into its fifth year and, according to Ferguson, has sold thousands of swimsuits in three styles: culotte, skirted and "slimming," which looks like a loose-fitting housedress. There is an option with the slimming suit to extend the sleeves below the elbows and to lower the hem so it ends just above the ankles. A woman would be swimming in something akin to a choir robe. "These are designed to highlight the face and not the body," Ferguson says. That may be true, but a woman is more than just a disembodied head. Why be fearful of the rest of her?

The company may not be preaching to a specific denomination, but it is nonetheless preaching. Ferguson describes her family as "Christian people who love the Lord." And the swimsuits are "a ministry."


They really ARE terrified of women, aren't they?

I really don't have swimsuit issues, for all that I don't have a swimsuit body. I learned a long time ago that there isn't a swimsuit in the world that hides anything. So you might as well wear what you want.

Because in most years the only time I swim is when we take our just-about-annual trip to Jamaica, and we tend to stay at hotels that attract a large European clientele, I've figured out that European women don't have the body issues that Americans due. You'll see fat German women in bikinis in Jamaica and they never think twice about it. Add to that the fact that fat = prosperous in a developing nation, and you find the topsy-turvy world where the size 16 is the hottest babe on the beach.

I may be 51, but I refuse to wear those heavily-constructed, skirted, dowdy swimsuits. No, I don't wear bikinis, but I wear comfortable, relatively unconstructed suits with as little "control panel" bullshit as I can find, usually out of the Newport News clearance catalog. I want to be comfortable, and I want to feel good, and if I want to wear a suit with a loud floral print and a plunging halter neckline, dammit, I'm going to wear it.

You are young for such a short period of time, and there are many of us who never had bikini bodies when we were young. When I was young, I wore one-piece suits or two-pieces with a tasteful drape in the front -- so no one would have to see the hideousness of my not-flat stomach. What a waste. What I wouldn't give now to have the body I hated then.

Teens have enough body issues. No matter how thin they are or how good they look, there isn't a teen in the world without body image issues. Why on earth would you take a teenager who's insecure about her body and put her in one of these on a hot day? Are parents THAT threatened by the idea that their daughters are growing up? Or is this the way that good, Christian, Republican men can desexualize their daughters so they themselves don't get a stiffy looking at them?



(hat tip: Steve Gilliard)
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Sammy the Stem Cell, Lawton Smalls, and the Milfingtons are really gone this time
Posted by Jill | 7:23 PM
Mr. Brilliant was out of work when Air America Radio went live on March 31, 2004, so he was tuned in and ready to go when Al Franken came on for the first time. The next day, April 1, fittingly saw the birth of Morning Sedition.

From that moment until the cancellation of Morning Sedition, the radios in the Brilliant household were tuned to AAR/WLIB whenever we were in the house and awake.
I had never even HEARD of Marc Maron before Morning Sedition, but from the first day of the show, we were hooked. I was familiar with Mike Malloy (who joined up later) and Randi Rhodes from internet streams, but MS was something new, different, and hysterically funny right from the get-go.

Maybe it’s because I’m a neurotic Jew from New Jersey myself, but after years of trying to watch lame stand-up on Comedy Central, it was so great to hear someone who was actually FUNNY.

By 2005, listening to Morning Sedition made me understand what Deadheads were all about after a really tight show. Maron and Riley worked together seamlessly, and even the board guys became part of the fun.

You all know the story: AAR brought in Danny Goldberg, a record executive, as CEO. Goldberg proceeded to systematically destroy everything that was good about Air America Radio. He replaced Unfiltered with Jerry Springer. He cancelled Morning Sedition because he hated Marc Maron, and poor Mark Riley has been foundering ever since. He added a bunch of "progressive utopian with no sense of humor" programming on the weekends that is hardly even listenable.

When Morning Sedition was cancelled, it was as if someone in my family had died. Being a neurotic myself , I had often looked ahead and wondered what I’d do when MS ended, as I figured it would at some point. I just never dreamed it would be so soon. I felt actually bereft, until word of Maron's new show from L.A. came about.

Now, I can’t say I loved The Marc Maron Show the way I loved Morning Sedition. It was fun when it was live, and Marc would take calls from Gypsy and Kristapea and “Seanie from the Truck.” But once it was taped, I think the show lost something. I brought down most of the podcasts and will keep them, but after the trauma of losing MS, I think Maron had lost some of that unpredictable energy too. The tradeoff was that he became a more professional radio personality, so hopefully this means he’ll latch on someplace else.

Marc and Jim Earl and the other guys who have been associated with these shows -- from Jon Larsen, Brendan McDonald and Dan Pashman on the production side to Jim Earl and Kent Jones on the comedy side, have made themselves accessible to the listeners in a way that’s rare in show business. They built a tight-knit community in which they only rarely participated, and which to this day I don't think they understand.

I usually bring up this line at funerals, but it also sort of fits now. There’s a line from an Alfred, Lord Tennyson poem that reads, “I am a part of all that I have met.” Marc, Jim, Brendan, Dan, Jon Larsen, Little Goliath, Tom Johnson, and all the characters — Sammy the Stem Cell, Lawton Smalls, Butch the dead cat, Pendejo the Revolutionary, Marc the Shark, the Stalker, all of the Milfingtons — and the Dream Diary, the Presidential Palm Pilot, Morning Sedition Radio Theatre, and all the other bits I can’t think of now, are all part of those who listened to the funny these 2-1/2 years.

All good things must come to an end, but nothing ends without a new beginning. So let’s look ahead to whatever kind of lunacy the future has in store for us Maronites and Seditionistas. Maybe it'll be podcasting. Maybe it'll be satellite radio. Maybe it'll be just an appearance on Conan O'Brien here and an HBO special there.

Whatever form Marc and Jim's broadcasting future takes, I hope it'll happen soon, and I hope it'll be widely and easily available.

But for now, we geniuses, we philosopher kings and queens, working class heroes, progressive utopians with no sense of humor, lurking conservatives, pain sponges and need machines, and angry puppets, find ourselves wandering lost in the wilderness. Because James Wolcott was right back last November: a world without Sammy the Stem Cell is a world that might as well stop revolving.

Thanks for 2-1/2 years of bringing the funny five days a week, guys. We'll miss you....until we hear you again.






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President Nitwit
Posted by Jill | 7:15 PM
Americans, this is the face we are presenting to the world:



That Bush. What a jokester. What a regular guy:

Bush later toured the 700-year-old St. Nicholas Church, where he put Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice on the spot.

Rice, who once trained to be a concert pianist, admired an enormous 165-year-old organ with pipes that filled one end of the sanctuary.

Bush noticed, and saw an opening, too. He turned to the tour guide, Pastor Hans Peter Neumann.

"This is Condoleezza Rice," he said. "She wants to play the organ."

But the secretary made no music.

That came later when the party was met in Trinwillershagen by a band dressed in red jackets that played American songs.

Clearly in a playful mood, Bush took the band leader's baton and conducted a few bars. Then he sneaked behind a female flutist and poked her on the shoulder, giving her a start.


Meanwhile, back where the world is falling apart.....



(Hat tip: Alternate Brain)
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These people really are serious
Posted by Jill | 3:02 PM
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Friday, July 14, 2006

Look, I'm an adherent of the Emeril Lagasse Pork Fat Rules doctrine too, but this is ridiculous
Posted by Jill | 2:11 PM
The Leader of the Free World, yesterday, while the entire Middle East went up in flames:

President Bush had more on his mind than Iran's nuclear program, Middle East tensions and Russian press freedoms during a visit to Germany Thursday.

He kept mentioning a wild boar, slaughtered and roasted according to local tradition, that he planned to share at a dinner with German Chancellor Angela Merkel in her home constituency at a Baltic resort.

"I'm looking forward to the feast you're going to have tonight. I understand I may have the honor of slicing the pig," Bush told Merkel at the outset of their joint news conference in Stralsund, north of Berlin.

A few minutes later -- after discussing Iran, the Middle East, the merits of press freedoms in Russia and progress on the Doha round of free trade talks -- Bush returned to the boar.

"Thank you for having me," he told Merkel. "Looking forward to that pig tonight."

Bush answered a few more questions before wandering back to the boar for a third time.

"I haven't seen that pig yet," Bush said out of the blue. Merkel laughed and said she had seen television pictures of the boar and could verify it was dead, adding she hoped it was on the spit and ready in time for dinner.

Near the end of the 30-minute briefing, Bush fielded a question about the Middle East with his fourth pig rejoinder.

"I thought you were going to ask about the pig," he told a reporter, who then said he was indeed curious about that too.

"The pig?" Bush said. "I'll tell you tomorrow after I eat it."


There's something symbolic about George W. Bush obsessing about pork while Jews and Muslims are busy killing each other for no good reason.
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Yes, LET'S get rid of defined pensions and put everyone in the stock market.
Posted by Jill | 1:41 PM


And while we're at it, LET'S put the entire Social Security fund in there too.

Or we could just light a match to our retirement funds and save everyone all this trouble.
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The Plame NAME is not the issue
Posted by Jill | 1:17 PM
Valerie Plame explains the issue, for all the semantically and intellectually challenged wingnuts who seem to think that as long as her next-door neighbors knew her name, everything else was fair game:

"I and my former colleagues trusted the government to protect us in our jobs."


Wingnuts have tried to insinuate that Valerie Plame Wilson had an obligation to live her entire life behind closed doors because of what she did for a living; and that the fact that ANYONE knew her name made her fair game for what the Bushistas did. But they miss the point: she was SUPPOSED to appear to have a normal life and a normal job, as an energy analyst for a front company called Brewster-Jennings. That's the POINT of a CIA front company.

Did anyone see Valerie Plame Wilson, outside of Washington circles, before the Bush Administration and Bob Novak decided that getting revenge against her husband because said husband dared to tell the truth about Iraq and yellowcake uranium from Niger? Hardly. And yet the wingnuts will tell you that she's a self-promoter because she appears in public and is now known to be a former CIA NOC -- BECAUSE THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION MADE SURE EVERYONE KNEW. They say she has no right to privacy because she dares to appear at Washington events when everyone knows who she is -- BECAUSE THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION MADE SURE EVERYONE KNEW.

It's hilarious to watch so-called conservatives, hawks, people who profess to have our national security interests at heart, defend what was done to our intelligence apparatus for cheap petty revenge by the people who are supposed to be keeping this country safe. Out there in the topsy-turvy world that is Outer Wingnuttia, national security is enhanced by sending other people's kids to die by invading a country who did nothing to us, but blowing the cover of someone who was monitoring nuclear material into Iran is somehow patriotic.

The ferocity of the vitriol directed against this couple by the frothing mouth-breathers on the right is fascinating to watch, and I suspect it goes far beyond simple Bush-worship. The Wilsons are nothing if not glamorous -- a real life Mr. Steed and Mrs. Peel but who happen to be married to each other. They are smart, good-looking, with interesting jobs, interesting lives, and what appears at least to be a very real devotion to each other. They are a committed couple with young children who ought to be poster children for family values -- and instead they are reviled by those on the right who only WISH they had the looks, brains, poise, and commitment to this country that the Wilsons have.

I have no delusions that the Wilsons are going to find justice, nor are they likely to even be successful in embarrassing the Three Stooges of the Apocalypse, given the inevitability of claims of executive privilege due to national security concerns. But if the right thinks they're dealing with mushy Democrats with these two, they'd better guess again.
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Meet your conservative media
Posted by Jill | 8:20 AM
And they say LIBERALS are big old meanies. Meet Melanie Morgan:

On June 27, following a news item about President Bush's denunciation of the Times story on financial tracking of suspected terrorists via the SWIFT (Society for Worldwide Interbank Financial Telecommunications ) bank consortium, Morgan sputtered, "Get 'em! Yes, hang 'em! Yeah!"

Two days later, her sidekick Rodgers became exasperated with the Associated Press for reporting that antiwar activist Cindy Sheehan and others had begun a hunger strike. "Why don't you dopes at the Associated Press do the world a favor? Commit mass suicide!"

"Oh, Lee!" tittered Morgan.

The hilarity continued on June 30 when Morgan clarified her position. For the sake of listeners who wondered why she kept calling for prosecution of the New York Times but not of the other newspapers that had published stories on the SWIFT tracking, she explained that they're all traitors in her mind.

"I'm going to say this one more time," she barked peevishly. "Yes, we're picking on the New York Times, the poor defenseless New York Times. But I don't care if it was the New York Times or the L.A. Times or the Washington Post or the Wall Street Journal. All of you people are equally guilty of treasonous behavior!"

By then Rodgers had gotten plenty fed up with all the criticism of his co-host, and he issued an ominous warning. "God Almighty," he muttered. "The day will come ... The day will come when unpleasant things are going to happen to a bunch of stupid liberals. It's going to be amusing to watch, it's going to be very amusing to watch." Morgan cackled as if on cue, "Heh heh heh."

[snip]

Then she and her crew came up with a new position regarding what should happen to those journalists whom she deems traitors. Not what should happen, actually, but how it should happen.

"I really do believe that anybody who publishes classified information that results in a charge of treason should be fried! Fry 'em! Trial, conviction, death penalty!"

At that point one of her co-hosts cheerfully interjects, "You originally called for the gas chamber ... but we kind of like Ole Sparky," meaning the electric chair. To shrieks of laughter from Morgan, he launched into a gruesome description of execution by electrocution: "Their hair would go up and everything, smoke, electrical jets shooting out of their eyeballs ... We'd take Bill Keller, put him in the electric chair -- after a trial -- and then fire it up." He then launched into a series of oral sound effects -- buzzing, screeching, hissing and blubbering sounds meant to simulate the high-voltage end of the Times editor.


Nice. Real nice. And this from the "values" people.

UPDATE: Here is the kind of stunt this sort of talk encourages:

Police and environmental workers responded to The New York Times offices today after an employee in the postal services department opened a letter addressed to the newspaper and saw a powdery substance he believed to be suspicious, the police said.

The incident unfolded at about 12:35 p.m. on the eighth floor of the newspaper’s West 43rd Street offices as the mailroom worker opened the white, business-sized envelope with no return address and saw what he later described as a white powder, the police said.

The letter had a postmark from Philadelphia, the police said, and contained an editorial published by The New York Times on June 28 titled “Patriotism and the Press,” with a red “X” written across it, said Paul J. Browne, the Police Department’s chief spokesman. Mr. Browne said the substance had yet to be identified but that it was later deemed to be beige in color, not white.

Shortly before 5 p.m. an announcement was made over the Times public address system saying that the powder had been found to be “nonthreatening and nonhazardous.” According to field tests conducted by the Department of Environmental Protection, the substance was preliminarily identified as corn starch, though further analysis will be done at the city Health Department’s laboratory, as the protocol requires.


This time it wasn't a hazardous substance. Next time whoever handles a piece of mail sent by a right-wing lunatic egged on by the likes of Melanie Morgan may not be so lucky.
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Do they still think allowing a sitting president to be sued was a good idea?
Posted by Jill | 7:03 AM
Payback's a bitch, baby:

Valerie Wilson and her husband, Joseph C. Wilson IV, filed suit on Thursday against Vice President Dick Cheney, Mr. Cheney’s former top aide and the senior presidential adviser Karl Rove, charging they had conspired to violate their constitutional rights.

The lawsuit, filed in Federal District Court, accused Mr. Cheney, Mr. Rove and the former Cheney aide, I. Lewis Libby Jr., of conspiring to destroy Ms. Wilson’s career by leaking her identity as an undercover C.I.A. operative to the press. It says the three men had conspired to punish Mr. Wilson for his public assertions that the Bush administration had twisted intelligence to justify the invasion of Iraq.

The civil lawsuit, which does not specify any amount of damages being sought, is the latest chapter in a complicated legal and political story that began when Valerie Plame, Ms. Wilson’s unmarried name, first appeared publicly in a newspaper column by Robert D. Novak on July 14, 2003.


Of course it remains to be seen whether the suit will be allowed to go forward. Presumably, as when Paula Jones sued Bill Clinton, that will be decided in the courts. The Administration will no doubt play the national security card -- a card they didn't care about when they outed a non-official cover CIA officer who was working on tracking the movement of nuclear material into Iran -- simply because her husband dared to tell the truth.
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Thursday, July 13, 2006

I just don't even know what to say.
Posted by Jill | 4:14 PM


Where the hell is George W. Bush? Where is the President of the United States, when the entire Middle East is on the verge of going up in flames? Take a look at Google News on the Israel situation. Aside from one mention in News.com.au, the predictable "Israel has the right to defend herself," Bush is AWOL once again. Where does the president appear in today's news? Well, he's going to propose a new plan for dealing with detainees, and that's about it. The Republican Do-Nothing Congress is debating whether to continue to allow minorities to vote, and they're allowing offshore oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico 125 miles from the Gulf coast of Jebbieland.

The Bush Administration and their neocon allies are supposed to have a strong interest in the welfare of Israel. So where the hell are these guys now? I'm not saying we should get involved in what is rapidly turning into all-out war between Israel and Lebanon, but considering that Israel is such an important part of neocon foreign policy, you'd think they'd want to try to defuse the situation.

Of course this IS an election year, and the book of Revelation calls for just this kind of war, and Bush IS God's own anointed horseman of the apocalypse, so why not just let it play out?

Is that what Bush supporters voted for? Because that's what they're getting. Too bad the rest of us get it too.

Just as he was in the Texas Air National Guard, George W. Bush is AWOL again.
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Murder in a Small Town - Update
Posted by Jill | 10:25 AM
This morning I received an e-mail from a friend of the family torn apart by the events of Monday morning, on which I first blogged here. I believe the writer's view should be shared, and I am doing so with his consent. The family name has been deleted. You can find it in newspaper articles, but I have no wish to show up in Google searches about the incidents any more than necessary.

As a longtime friend of the F---- family, I am obligated to tell you that your written words could not be further from the truth about T-- F----. You don't know T--, his family, or his life story, so please do not be disrespectful and presumptuous by placing this tragedy in a neat and tidy box for the sake of punctuating your view points. He was a simple, down to earth man of no pretense. No designer clothes, no fancy cars, no luxury lifestyle to allude to. His shore house was purchase for $150,000 hard earned dollars many years ago and had only been on the market for 2 weeks. Hardly enough time to conclude a "soft market" was doomed to ruin him. He understood his business was at the end of it's cycle and had been involved in plans to change careers. He was street smart and came from no money. He was not afraid nor ashamed to downsize. Many close to this family belive foul play will be found somewhere in the crime scene. Some one else must have been in the house that morning and caused this horrible event. This was not the result of a man who "snapped" over finances.


I am sorry that this person, and anyone else who knows this family and read this or my original posting, felt I was being disrespectful, and I apologize if that's how it came across. That was not my intent, and as someone who has dealt with a similar situation in my life, I should have shown more sensitivity. Apparently more people read this blog than I thought, including people in the geographical vicinity.

I can't decide whether I hope this person is correct or not. As I learned long ago when a churchgoing man who lived in a big white house in a prestigious part of town killed his family and disappeared for 18 years, and realized again years later when a friend of my own family died from complications from alcoholism -- and we never even knew the friend drank -- you never really know what goes on behind the doors of the homes of even your closest friends. I understand the need to not believe anyone you know capable of such an act of violence. But if the writer is correct, then there is someone very nasty running around Bergen County and the police are so far barking up the wrong tree. There is enough about this case that sounds odd that I'm just not sure what the truth is, nor am I convinced we will ever know.
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Wednesday, July 12, 2006

The current Acting Deputy Attorney General believes that George W. Bush is infallible
Posted by Jill | 12:02 PM
From transcript of Senate Judiciary Committee's hearings on C-Plus Caligula's interpretation of the Hamdan decision:

LEAHY: The president has said very specifically, and he’s said it to our European allies, he’s waiting for the Supreme Court decision to tell him whether or not he was supposed to close Guantanamo or not. After, he said it upheld his position on Guantanamo, and in fact it said neither. Where did he get that impression? The President’s not a lawyer, you are, the Justice Department advised him. Did you give him such a cockamamie idea or what?

BRADBURY: Well, I try not to give anybody cockamamie ideas.

LEAHY: Well, where’d he get the idea?

BRADBURY: The Hamdan decision, senator, does implicitly recognize we’re in a war, that the President’s war powers were triggered by the attacks on the country, and that law of war paradigm applies. That’s what the whole case —

LEAHY: I don’t think the President was talking about the nuances of the law of war paradigm, he was saying this was going to tell him that he could keep Guantanamo open or not, after it said he could.

BRADBURY: Well, it’s not —

LEAHY: Was the President right or was he wrong?

BRABURY: It’s under the law of war –

LEAHY: Was the President right or was he wrong?

BRADBURY: The President is always right.


Well, I guess that settles it then. We don't need no es-teenking Constitution anymore, because "The President is always right."

So, then, does anyone actually believe, given that George W. Bush doesn't give a shit about the law and the Constitition, that he's going to leave office on January 20, 2009? After all, if the president is always right, if he says he has to stay on for national security reasons, then he's right about that too.

Right?
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I like cute animals as much as anyone, but are they terror targets?
Posted by Jill | 8:31 AM
The Statue of Liberty is not a national asset. The Empire State Building is not a national asset. Rockefeller Center is not a national asset. The Metropolitan Museum of Art is not a national asset. The West Caldwell, NJ house where domestic scenes on The Sopranos are shot isn't a national asset. Lucy the freakin' Margate Elephant isn't a national asset. The Stone Pony in Asbury Park isn't a national asset.

You know what ARE national assets that require massive inflows of homeland security money?

Old MacDonald’s Petting Zoo. The Amish Country Popcorn factory. The Mule Day Parade. The Sweetwater Flea Market. And more:

In addition to the petting zoo, in Woodville, Ala., and the Mule Day Parade in Columbia, Tenn., the auditors questioned many entries, including “Nix’s Check Cashing,” “Mall at Sears,” “Ice Cream Parlor,” “Tackle Shop,” “Donut Shop,” “Anti-Cruelty Society” and “Bean Fest.”

Even people connected to some of those businesses or events are baffled at their inclusion as possible terrorist targets.

“Seems like someone has gone overboard,” said Larry Buss, who helps organize the Apple and Pork Festival in Clinton, Ill. “Their time could be spent better doing other things, like providing security for the country.”


Pork Festival indeed.

New York, for example, lists only 2 percent of the nation’s banking and finance sector assets, which ranks it between North Dakota and Missouri. Washington State lists nearly twice as many national monuments and icons as the District of Columbia.

Montana, one of the least populous states in the nation, turned up with far more assets than big-population states including Massachusetts, North Carolina and New Jersey.

The inspector general questions whether many of the sites listed in whole categories — like the 1,305 casinos, 163 water parks, 159 cruise ships, 244 jails, 3,773 malls, 718 mortuaries and 571 nursing homes — should even be included in the tally.

But the report also notes that the list “may have too few assets in essential areas.” It apparently does not include many major business and finance operations or critical national telecommunications hubs.

The department does not release the list of 77,069 sites, but the report said that as of January it included 17,327 commercial properties like office buildings, malls and shopping centers, 12,019 government facilities, 8,402 public health buildings, 7,889 power plants and 2,963 sites with chemical or hazardous materials.

George W. Foresman, the department’s under secretary for preparedness, said the audit misunderstood the purpose of the database, as it was an inventory or catalog of national assets, not a prioritized list of the most critical sites.The database is just one of many sources consulted in deciding antiterrorism grants.

The inspector general recommends that the department review the list and determine which of the “extremely insignificant” assets that have been included should remain and provide better guidance to states on what to submit in the future.

Mr. Agen, the Homeland Security Department spokesman, said that he agreed that his agency should provide better directions for the states and that it would do so in the future.

One business owner who learned from a reporter that a company named Amish Country Popcorn was on the list was at first puzzled. The businessman, Brian Lehman, said he owned the only operation in the country with that name.

“I am out in the middle of nowhere,” said Mr. Lehman, whose business in Berne, Ind., has five employees and grows and distributes popcorn. “We are nothing but a bunch of Amish buggies and tractors out here. No one would care.”

But on second thought, he came up with an explanation: “Maybe because popcorn explodes?”


Meanwhile, homeland security funding was issued based on this inventory. Funny, though, how skewed this inventory ended up being towards states that vote Republican.
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When it comes to corporate money, there is no such thing as membership in any "axis of evil"
Posted by Jill | 8:11 AM
David Sirota reports on how when it comes to facilitating corporate opportunity, there are no bad guys, no dictators, no leader so foul that his crimes against his people can't be ignored -- especially when that bad guy has nukes:

In getting ready for the big National Press Club event tomorrow to discuss the politics of “free” trade – and Washington’s refusal to back off selling out Americans – I came across this positively shocking piece in the Wall Street Journal. The broad strokes are simple: the Bush administration and both parties in Congress are considering signing a "free" trade pact with South Korea that would cover a special project in North Korea that allows Big Money interests to exploit the enslaved people there.

This proposed deal goes beyond the other awful trade deals that we've watched the Bush administration and Congress consider recently - it goes beyond the job-destroying Central American Free Trade Agreement and even beyond the proposed trade pact with Malaysia, a country that prohibits a minimum wage. This trade pact "would be the U.S.'s largest pact since the North American Free Trade Agreement passed Congress more than a decade ago." The Journal story, of course, is filled with hedging. No one wants to come out and say this is what the trade negotiations are all about, or that they really want this North Korea piece - even though its obvious Big Money is salivating for it. What they want is the issue to go back into the background and get quietly passed without anyone noticing. They would rather the public ignore the effort to validate the "joint-venture Kaesong industrial complex in North Korea" that "combines South Korean capital with North Korean labor" (read: combines multinational corporate cash with exploitable slaves). By the time the complex is in full operation in 2012, "it could employ more than 750,000 North Koreans" – again, North Koreans who are literally enslaved and barred from leaving their prison.

Geopolitically, this is like the Dubai Ports controversy on steroids. During that controversy, the Bush administration ignored its own military officials’ warnings and tried to allow a foreign government to purchase our critical infrastructure – effectively going on record as saying our international trade policy prioritizes profits over national security. Now, we have a U.S. administration publicly considering economically rewarding a country that is test firing missiles, developing nuclear weapons, and threatening our allies - rewarding this global threat with a trade pact that validates that aggressor’s enslavement of its population.

But even beyond the geopolitical implications are the implications for American workers – and workers all over the globe. Even considering this atrocious pact lays bare what our government sees our "free" trade as: a vehicle for driving wages, workplace standards, environmental protections and standards of living into the ground in order to pad Big Money's bottom line. Such a deal would force the world’s workers to compete with slave labor. It would rewarding a dictator like Kim Jong Il in that it would create a premium for corporations to exploit his enslaved population. The fact that this is even being talked about as a legitimate consideration inside our governemnt tells you everything you need to know about the hostile takeover of our government by Big Money interests.

In my new book Hostile Takeover, I referred to North Korea as an extreme example to illustrate where our “free” trade policy really is going. Here is the excerpt:

"It begs the simple question: where does it all end? When Americans’ wages rose, during the early and mid-twentieth century, 'free' trade deals like NAFTA, the China pact and CAFTA forced us to choose either lower wages or the elimination of our jobs. As Latin Americans’ wages rise, their jobs are now getting shipped off to China. If Chinese wages eventually rise because workers there start demanding a better life, where’s next? Will we suddenly see a 'free' trade agreement with North Korea – a country whose dictator has quite literally enslaved his population? Forget about 'low-wage' labor – Big Business would have access to 'no-wage' labor. Are our politicians going to suddenly start telling us that’s a good thing that America’s trade policy should encourage and reward? If you think this is hyperbole, remember: Corporate America has admitted this downward spiral is precisely its goal. As GE CEO Jack Welch has said, Big Business's objective is 'ideally [to] have every plant you own on a barge.' Exactly – with U.S. government trade policy encouraging that barge to move away from whatever country’s workers demand better wages."

Sadly, the North Korea example seems not that far off from reality. Undoubtedly, Big Money interests will trot out politicians from both parties to once again tell us this is all good for American workers, even as wages continue to stagnate, pensions get cut, and health care benefits eliminated. We see the outlines of the upcoming propaganda campaign already, as the Journal says a "business coalition including U.S. auto makers, financial-services firms and drug manufacturers sees important market-access gains to be had." The term "market-access" as we have seen over the last decade of "free" trade, is a euphemism for job outsourcing, and downward wage/benefit pressure at home as Americans are forced to compete with oppressed workers.

Similarly, pundits like Tom Friedman and David Brooks will likely travel to the Four Seasons in Seoul, look out their window at a breakfast with a couple of American CEOs and then tell us that those who want this trade policy reformed are crazy, that rewarding dictators who oppress their people is a utopian dream - and then blurt out a nonsequitur that "the world is flat" (whatever the hell that nonsensical term actually means).

Clearly, though, it is the bought off, the dishonest and the immoral who would continue justifying a trade policy that deliberately eliminates all wage, workplace, environmental and human rights protections. It is these elitists who would sit by while our government openly debates whether to reward a country like North Korea for its horrific treatment of its people.



I can't wait to see how the wingnuts spin this one.
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Clean-Slate Christianity in Action
Posted by Jill | 7:01 AM
Is there a bigger hypocrite in the universe than Ralph Reed? Here's a guy who steered the Christian Coalition to power, is now up to his eyeballs in the Abramoff scandal, and calls himself the candidate with "stronger values".

What values? Greed, corruption and hypocrisy?

Former Christian Coalition leader Ralph Reed, whose campaign for Georgia lieutenant governor has been clouded by questions over his ties to disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff, is promoting himself as the candidate with "stronger values."

An investigation by the Senate Indian Affairs Committee Senate committee last month found that two Indian tribes, which were both Abramoff clients, sent $5.3 million to Reed, sometimes using non-profits as intermediaries, to battle gambling initiatives that would have hurt their business.

Reed has not been charged with a crime and has said repeatedly that he regrets the work he did with Abramoff. His campaign said the committee's two-year probe vindicated Reed and confirms he has not been accused of wrongdoing. At a recent debate, Reed reprimanded Cagle for implying he should be charged.

"It's a low blow to suggest that somebody's committed a crime. As far as I'm concerned, you should be ashamed of yourself," he said, adding that voters will reject a "guilt by association" strategy.


And I'll bet he even said that with a straight face.

The scary part is that he probably geniuinely believes this -- because in his particular worldview, a Jew got nailed to a tree 2000+ years ago so he could accept bribes. And because he believes that Jew absorbed all of the sins of mankind in perpetuity, he can do whatever the hell he wants -- and still call himself the candidate with "stronger values."
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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

So when can we expect Karl Rove to be fired? And when will the White House admit to its lies?
Posted by Jill | 11:05 PM
White House Press Briefing, September 29, 2003:

MR. McCLELLAN: The President expects everyone in his administration to adhere to the highest standards of conduct. No one would be authorized to do such a thing...If someone leaked classified information of the nature that has been reported, absolutely, the President would want it to be looked into. And the Justice Department would be the appropriate agency to do so.

[SNIP]

Q All right. Let me just follow up. You said this morning, "The President knows" that Karl Rove wasn't involved. How does he know that?

MR. McCLELLAN: Well, I've made it very clear that it was a ridiculous suggestion in the first place. I saw some comments this morning from the person who made that suggestion, backing away from that. And I said it is simply not true. So, I mean, it's public knowledge. I've said that it's not true. And I have spoken with Karl Rove --

Q But how does --

MR. McCLELLAN: I'm not going to get into conversations that the President has with advisors or staff or anything of that nature; that's not my practice.

Q But the President has a factual basis for knowing that Karl Rove --

MR. McCLELLAN: I said it publicly. I said that --

Q But I'm not asking what you said, I'm asking if the President has a factual basis for saying -- for your statement that he knows Karl Rove --

MR. McCLELLAN: He's aware of what I've said, that there is simply no truth to that suggestion. And I have spoken with Karl about it.

[snip]

MR. McCLELLAN: He's making it clear that this is a serious -- through his spokesman, me -- that this is a serious matter, and if someone did this, it should be looked into and it should be pursued to the fullest extent.

[snip]

MR. McCLELLAN: Wait a second, I made it very clear that if something like this happened, the President believes the Department of Justice should look into it and pursue it to the fullest extent. Leaking classified information, particularly of this nature, is a very serious matter.

[snip]

The President has set high standards, the highest of standards for people in his administration. He's made it very clear to people in his administration that he expects them to adhere to the highest standards of conduct. If anyone in this administration was involved in it, they would no longer be in this administration.


Associated Press, today:

Columnist Robert Novak said publicly for the first time Tuesday that White House political adviser Karl Rove was a source for his story outing the identity of CIA officer Valerie Plame.

In a column, Novak also says his recollection of his conversation with Rove differs from what the Rove camp has said.

"I have revealed Rove's name because his attorney has divulged the substance of our conversation, though in a form different from my recollection," Novak wrote. Novak did not elaborate.


So who's lying? Robert Novak or the White House? And if Novak ISN'T lying, when can we expect Karl Rove to be fired? And when can we expect an explanation from the White House about why Scott McClellan lied?
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Hey, David Brooks! Now THIS is an Inquisition!
Posted by Jill | 6:33 PM


That doesn't look like either Ned Lamont OR Markos Moulitsas in the red robe. And I don't think either one of those guys is a tummler.

(hat tip: Pachacutec at firedoglake)
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Movie Break: Weepies Edition
Posted by Jill | 4:13 PM
This morning I was watching the end of Field of Dreams while drinking my vanilla yogurt/flaxseed/wheatgerm/banana breakfast smoothie, and damn it if the damn thing didn't make me go all goopy AGAIN?

What are your favorite weepies (male and female categories)? Which weepies can you watch over and over again, and which have lost their charm? ARE there any male weepies other than Field of Dreams and Brian's Song?
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Bush Monarchy Watch for Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Posted by Jill | 11:38 AM
The latest trial balloon:

Florida Gov. Jeb Bush has frequently said he won't run for president in 2008, but he's never ruled out being a running mate.

And he didn't Monday when asked about teaming up with Arizona Sen. John McCain.
"I like Sen. McCain. I think he's a good guy," Bush told reporters after returning from a holiday in Maine with his family.

Bush, 53, would provide some age balance on such a ticket. McCain turns 70 next month.

When prodded about the likelihood of a McCain-Bush ticket, Bush hedged just slightly.
"There's all sorts of time to worry about the 2008 election," he said. Bush is prohibited from seeking a third consecutive term as governor by Florida law.


There's your quid pro quo, folks. McCain gets the endorsement of the Christofascist Zombie Brigade over the unacceptable Rudolph Giuliani in exchange for putting Bush the Youngest in the #2 spot.

If McCain is dumb enough to make yet another Bush scion his running mate, he'd better hire someone to taste his food before he eats it.

And the Democrats ought to stop this bullshit about appealing to evangelicals and start rehearsing how best to hang the corpse of Terri Schiavo around Jebbie's neck -- along with the mug shots and police reports of his children..
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Best New Flavor
Posted by Jill | 11:35 AM
MMMMMmmmmmmmm.......tea. [/Homer]

(hat tip: Digby)
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Ned Lamont: Bringing the Funny
Posted by Jill | 7:41 AM
Via Hoffmania comes this terrific campaign ad from Connecticut Senate candidate Ned Lamont:



This reminds me of an SNL sketch that Al Franken did back in the days when he was funny. He and Tom Davis played rival political candidates, each making ever-more scurrilous and increasingly ridiculous claims about the other. I don't remember the particulars, other than one of them claiming "We'll kill criminals BEFORE they can commit crimes", and Franken's tag line: "Vote for me. Pete Tagliani."

I suspect that Lamont's people remember that sketch too.
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Why do people let it get to this point?
Posted by Jill | 6:58 AM
In 1971, unemployed accountant John List killed his wife, mother, and three children in Westfield, New Jersey, then disappeared for eighteen years until he was apprehended largely because the television program America's Most Wanted did a profile on the case.

I was sixteen, a classmate/peripheral friend of Patricia List. We were both in the community theatre group that had her father convinced that she was headed down the wrong path, away from Jesus. This was my first real experience with death, and my first experience with the Christofascist Zombie Brigade. It was a horrific crime that gained national attention and spawned a television movie and a slew of books.

We've seen high-profile cases in recent years of women killing their children -- Susan Smith pushing her car into a lake with her two children inside after receiving a Dear John letter from her lover stating that he didn't want to deal with them; a clearly unhinged Andrea Yates drowning her children in the bathtub. But it's been a while since we've seen another case that even approached the horror and grotesquerie of the List case.

Until yesterday, when a Bergen County man shot his two sons, age 20 and 14, while they slept, then turned the gun on himself.

It's virtually the same story -- a family living in the most prestigious section of a tree-lined suburban town, a 46-year-old father with financial worries, guns in the house, and interviews with shocked neighbors saying they had no idea there was anything wrong. At least Thomas Frazza had the decency to include himself in the carnage. Frazza's wife and 19-year-old daughter were at the family's shore house at the time, or they too would no doubt have been carted out with sheets over their faces.

John List was an accountant who couldn't seem to hold a job, living in a majestic house he couldn't afford. Frazza apparently ran a company that installs and maintains pay phones, which of course has not exactly been a banner business in recent years, living in a house he could no longer afford, with a beach house he was having problems selling in a soft real estate market. Perhaps he had succumbed to the siren song of the home equity loan to buy the SUVs and the wide-screen TVs that seem to be mandatory accessories of upscale suburban life. And now, with his business in tatters and a lifestyle he was unable to sustain, at an age when opportunities to shift gears are limited at best, he saw no other way out.

John List was a religious nutcase, but this seems to be a case of pure economics: a father so distraught at his inability to continue to provide his children with the lifestyle to which they'd become accustomed that he decided that they -- and he -- would be better off dead.

All of northern Bergen County has been a beehive of conspicuous consumption for the last few years. It seems that every block has a new McMansion, or an older home with a dumpster in front of it and an add-a-level AND a two-story addition in progress. It is a land of multi-car driveways and manicured lawns and more SUVs than there are licensed drivers in the household. It's not cheap to live like this, and the tendency is to borrow money for all this consumption rather than to save up to pay cash.

Two years ago, after four years of saving money, we had a new roof, new windows, and new siding installed on our house, along with some other minor work. Everyone who knows that almost nothing in my house had been updated by the previous owners wondered why we didn't just borrow the money and have the kitchen and baths remodeled while we were at it. After all, rates were cheap, why not get what we really want NOW?

Because sometimes you can't have everything you want NOW. Because sometimes you have to wait, or compromise, or do without, so that you don't find yourself drowning in debt. After all, a nice new kitchen doesn't do you a whole lot of good if you lose your job and you're lying awake nights feeling like monsters are gnawing on your intestines wondering how you're going to repay all the loans. But in these Jersey suburban towns, the "keeping up with the Joneses" is utterly ferocious. In my neighborhood, there are two guys whose families have been friends for years. One of them had a pool that he never used. He and his wife divorced, he remarried a woman with kids, and now they use the pool. A year after he started using his pool, the other guy decided HE had to have a pool too. We put a new roof, siding, and windows on our house two years ago because we had leaky windows and asbestos shingle siding that was cracking, and almost immediately THIS guy started making plans for doing even MORE remodeling of his already-updated house.

Most towns in Bergen County have undergone a revaluation in the last two years, and some have just received their new tax bills. The town in which this murder took place is one of them.

$3.00 gasoline. Four-figure property tax increases. Layoffs. Pensions being dismantled. Skyrocketing fuel costs. Rising borrowing costs. A flat real estate market. And the borrowing to keep up appearances continues.

Why do I think we're going to see more stories like this?
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Monday, July 10, 2006

I guess the Freepers will say that this one asked for it too
Posted by Jill | 4:36 PM
Child rape: It isn't just for Iraqi girls anymore:

The rape of an 11-year-old girl may have involved as many as 10 men, most of whom are football players at local community colleges, police said.

Police arrested two men in connection with the rape Saturday night, and officials said they identified eight others as persons of interest in the case. Most or all are students at either Fresno City College or Reedley College, police said.

The victim, a runaway from a group home, went to a Fresno apartment complex Saturday night to visit an acquaintance, said police spokesman Jeff Cardinale.

While she was inside one of the units, she allegedly was sexually assaulted multiple times by several men, he said.

The girl then fled the apartment and sought help from a couple on the street who called police, Cardinale said.


One could argue that what happened in Iraq is the product of burnt-out, emotionally damaged soldiers stop-lossed into monstrousness by war. What the hell is THESE guys' excuse?

(hat tip: Pam's House Blend)
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Iran: The Christofascist Zombie Brigade's wet dream
Posted by Jill | 3:11 PM
At least as far as its treatment of evil unchaste women is concerned:

Once again, another Iranian woman has been sentenced to death by the barbaric practice of public stoning. On June 28, 2006, a court in the northwestern Iranian city of Urmia sentenced Malak Ghorbany to death for committing "adultery." Under Iran's Penal Code, the term "adultery" is used to describe any intimate or sexual act between a man and a girl/woman who are not married. The crime of adultery is also used in cases where a girl is deemed to have committed "acts incompatible with chastity," which includes instances of rape. The punishment for "adultery" is death.

On the day of her punishment, the woman's hands are tied behind her back as she becomes covered from head to toe in winding sheets and is placed seated in a pit. The pit is then filled up to her chest with dirt and the dirt is tamped down. At that point, members of the community are invited to murder her by hurling rocks at her. However, to ensure that the condemned woman/girl receives the absolute maximum amount of pain and torture, the Iranian government has even mandated the size of the stones that are to be used in this barbaric act of public execution. By law, the stones must not be too small as to prevent ultimate death, nor must they be too large that they could cause the girl's death "too soon."


This kind of barbarity differs from wanting young girls to die of cervical cancer rather than be vaccinated; wanting women to not have access to safe, legal abortion; wanting to deny emergency contraception even to rape victims; only in the matter of degree, not of underlying sentiment.

(hat tip: Feministe)
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Why I don't put bumper stickers on my car
Posted by Jill | 2:04 PM
This is why.

I wonder what's so terrifying about the notion of peace that some pencil-dick thinks he has to do this?
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Please tell me this doesn't mean I have to say Adam Corolla is funny?
Posted by Jill | 1:49 PM
I still think he's a jerk. But last week Adam Corolla showed the rest of the media the only way to deal with Ann Coulter.
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So does Bill Napoli think that Abeer Qasim Hamza al-Janabi qualified to have an abortion had she not been shot to death?
Posted by Jill | 10:46 AM
Private Steven Green and his four cohorts didn't "rape a woman" in Iraq, they raped a 14-year-old girl before killing her and her entire family.

Think about it.

A 14-year-old girl.

How fucked up do you have to be; how far removed from your own humanity, let alone the humanity of your victims, to commit this kind of violation, even in wartime?

Yet this is what the Iraq war is doing to the people that George W. Bush is sending there.

Here's the ugly story:

Days after former private Steven Green was charged as a civilian in a U.S. court with rape and four murders, four serving soldiers were charged with the same offences, the U.S. military said in statement. It did not name the troops.

Another soldier, apparently a sixth member of Green's former unit in the 502nd Infantry Regiment, was charged on Saturday with dereliction of duty for not reporting the crime in March.

All five were charged with conspiring with Green, accused by U.S. prosecutors of going with three others to a house near the checkpoint they were manning outside Mahmudiya, near Baghdad, and of killing a couple and their two daughters. The five could face the death penalty.

Court documents described the raped daughter as an "adult female" and estimated her age as 25. U.S. military officials in Iraq say their documents have her as 20. Local officials and relatives had said she was 15 or 16.

Her identity card and a copy of her death certificate obtained by Reuters, however, show she was 14.

Abeer Qasim Hamza al-Janabi was born on August 19, 1991 in Baghdad, according to the identity card, provided to Reuters by a relative. Issued in 1993, it features a photograph of her at 18 months, wide-eyed and with a lick of dark hair over her brow.

A copy of her death certificate, dated March 13, gives the same birth date. She was found at home by a relative on March 12 and had died from "gunshot wounds to the head, with burns", said the document, signed by doctor Wael Habib and a registrar.

No independent verification of the documents was immediately available.

The age of consent with parental approval in Iraq is 15, though it is not uncommon for girls to marry younger in rural areas.

Abeer's sister Hadeel was aged six when she died of "several gunshot wounds".

SCORCH MARKS AND BLOODSTAINS

The killers tried to burn the bodies and house to cover their tracks, relatives and local officials have said. Scorch marks and bloodstains can still be seen in the one-storey home.

Some relatives have said they would not object to exhuming the dead for forensic tests, a religiously sensitive process.

Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki, balancing a dependence on U.S. firepower with a need to show Iraqis he is in charge, has voiced frustration with a mounting number of cases against Americans and wants a review of their immunity from Iraqi law.

Since revelations in March of a U.S. probe into whether Marines killed 24 people at Haditha, Mahmudiya is the fifth case of serious crime being investigated by the U.S. military. In all, 16 soldiers have been charged with murder in the past month or so -- as many as in the previous three years of fighting.

[snip]



"She was a beautiful girl," one relative said, asking not to be named. "She complained to her mother about trouble from American soldiers. She gave them no encouragement as we are a conservative and respectable family."


These guys stalked a 14-year-old girl for a week before raping and killing her -- and killing anyone else who happened to be home.

We in the United States like to think of ourselves as superior to the rest of the world. The janjaweed in Darfur rape and kill women, and we turn the other way because after all, it's in Africa, and "we're more civilized." Rape was a common outgrowth of warfare in the former Yugoslavia. Whenever you give men guns and tell them to kill, rape is sure to follow. Even on U.S. soil, where you have war you have rape.

Why is this? Does war make men feel invincible? Or does watching your buddies get blown to pieces turn ALL humans into just so much meat?

And why on earth target a 14-year-old?

And this is the course that Republicans (and Joe Lieberman) want to continue to pursue?

UPDATE:

Eric Blumrich's comments on this horrific crime perpetrated by Americans under the command of George W. Bush are worth reading. He also has a picture of Abeer Qasim Hamza al-Janabi's identity card -- the one proving that she was fourteen years old. You'd better look at it there, because you can bet your life that the mainstream media, who are still insisting that this girl was 20 years old (and by implication, insisting that she was "asking for it" or at the very least, that raping and then shooting a 20-year-old in the head is somehow less heinous), won't touch it.
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Can this Administration do ANYTHING right?
Posted by Jill | 7:35 AM
Yup, freedom is on the march:

Dateline Iraq:

Two car bombs struck a Shiite district in Baghdad on Monday, killing at least eight people and wounding dozens, officials said, as sectarian tensions rose following a rampage by Shiite gunmen killed 41 people, most of them Sunnis.

The violence began when a car parked near a repair shop on the edge of the Shiite slum of Sadr City blew up, followed within minutes by a suicide car bomber who drove into the crowd that had gathered near the site.

Hospital officials said at least eight people were killed and 41 wounded in the blast. AP Television News footage showed the devastated repair shop with a crumpled roof and the blackened hulks of cars on the street outside.

A roadside bomb also struck a police patrol near a restaurant elsewhere in eastern Baghdad, wounding three policemen, police Lt. Ahmed Qassim said.

And a bomb exploded in the Shurja market in central Baghdad, killing three people and wounding 18, police Col. Adnan al-Obeidi said.

In Kirkuk, a suicide truck bomb struck an office of the Patriotic Union of Kurdistan, one of the main Kurdish political parties in Iraq, killing five people and wounding 12 others, police Brig. Sarhat Qadir said.

A police patrol in the predominantly Shiite city of Hillah, about 60 miles south of Baghdad, also hit a roadside bomb, leaving one policeman dead and four wounded, army Capt. Hassim al-Khafaji said.

'A dangerous precipice'

The streets in the western Baghdad neighborhood of Jihad were calm on Monday after the deadly rampage the day before by Shiite gunmen, who dragged Sunnis from their cars, picked them out on the street and killed them.

Police said 41 people were killed, although there were conflicting figures. An official in the prime minister's office, Haidar Majid, said only nine people died in Jihad, while police Lt. Mohammed Khayoun insisted the figure of 41 was correct, with 24 bodies taken to Yarmouk hospital and 17 to the city morgue.

Some Sunni clerics put the death toll at more than 50 in Jihad, a once prosperous neighborhood of handsome villas owned by officials of Saddam Hussein's security services.

Sunni leaders expressed outrage over the killings, and President Jalal Talabani, a Kurd, appealed for calm, warning that the nation stood "in front of a dangerous precipice."


And all the while, President Delusional insists that it's all the media's fault, that the press isn't reporting the good news:

We occasionally are able to pop in with great success, like Zarqawi or 12 million people voting. But increasing electricity in Baghdad is not the kind of thing that tends to get on the news, or small business formation is not the kind of thing to get -- or new schools or new hospitals, the infrastructure being rebuilt that had been torn apart. And I'm not being critical. I'm just giving you a fact of something I have to deal with in order to make it clear to the American people that the sacrifice of those families is worth it. We are winning. And a free Iraq is an essential part of changing the conditions which causes the terrorists to be able to recruit killers in the first place.


But while Captain Codpiece is all snug in his bed, those who are seeing what's happening in Iraq have a different story, and say that it's even WORSE than the media are reporting:

FP: The U.S. Embassy in Baghdad recently sent a cable to Washington detailing the dangerous situation under which its Iraqi employees work. Is the situation in the Green Zone as bad as the cable made it out to be?

RN: Yes, it is that bad. [The cable] didn’t come as a surprise to me, except that somebody in the embassy was courageous enough to outline the hardships in very frank detail, and the ambassador was honest enough to put his name to it. It is exactly what our own Iraqi staff has gone through for years now. As early as 2003, the Iraqis who work for us were not telling their family or friends that they worked for Americans. At the time, we thought it was a ridiculous precaution—a throwback to the Saddam era—but as time went on, they proved that they knew their society a lot better than we did.

FP: Where do you get information about the insurgency?

RN: There was a stage in the war when we could talk to insurgents and people representing insurgents. Now, it’s just too dangerous. There is no way to safely contact them. We talk to Sunni leaders who are in touch with at least the Iraqi insurgents, the distinction being that al Qaeda insurgents are mainly foreign terrorists. [Iraqi] groups have a political constituency among Sunni politicians and they are in touch. So we can and do talk to them frequently. In fact, so does the U.S. Embassy.

FP: Are journalists and the military seeing two different pictures in Iraq?

RN: Sometimes it’s hard to say. Many in the military are here on their second or third tour and they don’t want to feel that this is all a doomed enterprise. I’m not saying it is, but to some extent they are victims of their own propaganda. Two reasonable people can look at the same set of information and come to different conclusions. A good example: I traveled recently to Taji for the handover of a large swath of territory north of Baghdad to the Iraqi Army’s 9th Armored Division. This was meant to be a big milestone: an important chunk of territory that has lots of insurgent activity, given over completely to the control of the Iraqi Army. But when we spoke to the Iraqi Army officers, they said they didn’t have enough equipment. They are still completely dependent on the U.S. Army for their logistics, their meals, and a lot of their communications. The United States turned territory over to them, but they are not a functioning, independent army unit yet.


Bush insists that our presence in Iraq is keeping the carnage from being even worse than it is. Others who are there say that our presence is exacerbating the violence. What this means, given that Bush has anointed himself "the Decider" and no one seems willing to contradict him, is that more people will die, more American young people will be killed in the insurgency, more Iraqi civilians will die, more soldiers will flip out and we'll read more stories like this -- and nothing will ever change.

Meanwhile, in Afghanistan (yes, the country from which Bush pulled troops so he could invade and ruin Iraq):

American and allied troops are engaged in their biggest operation against Taliban forces in Afghanistan since they drove the fundamentalist movement from power in 2001. These photographs were taken over two weeks in June with Charlie Company, Fourth Brigade, 10th Mountain Division, near Hazarbuz, in Zabul Province.

The Americans face the hard job of trying to tell local farmers from Taliban insurgents, who have gained strength across southern Afghanistan. The Americans set up a base, then probed into villages. They were soon ambushed. The Taliban can easily persuade or coerce villagers to assist them. They arm the villagers or equip them with radios. Almost any man is suspect. During one raid, which was typical, the Americans separated the men. Homes were searched, and the men were marched to the base for questioning.

The Americans feel the hands of those who claim to be farmers, to make sure they are rough. They check under the men's shirts for calluses from carrying rifle clips, or for bruises from firing rocket-propelled grenades. As often is the case, almost all are released for lack of evidence.

Col. Tom Collins, the American military spokesman in Kabul, said, "We have intelligence that leads us to a certain village where there are antigovernment elements and we take in those we find, screen them, and some are then let go immediately, but they still have to be questioned."

The day after the raid, the Americans were ambushed again, this time at their base. Automatic rifle fire sprayed just inches above a row of soldiers as they lay resting.

On the final day of the operation, a raid on a village sent several men fleeing for the mountains. They were met by American Ranger Scouts. Three men were captured. They confessed to being Taliban fighters and were brought back to the base to be handed over to the Afghan authorities.


Wait a minute....I thought we had the Taliban "on the run".

How long do we want to go on like this?
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Sunday, July 09, 2006

Happy Birthday, Tai Shan!
Posted by Jill | 10:48 PM
Because sometimes only cuteness can keep you sane in the face of an insane world, let's join all the other lunatics to wish Tai Shan, the panda born last year at the National Zoo, a happy birthday.

For more gooey, panda-y goodness, check out the birthday boy's photo gallery.
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Air America Radio blows it again
Posted by Jill | 8:37 PM
In one of the most spectacular employee shaftings to take place since the demise of Enron, the latest group of revolving-door suits at Air America Radio has decided to deliver the Screwing To End All Screwings of someone who should be one of their marquee personalities by now, Marc Maron.

As most of you know, AAR brought in as CEO last year a man named Danny Goldberg. Goldberg is a longtime music industry guy who wrote a book called How the Left Lost Teen Spirit. This particular genius decided that the thing to do with Air America was to suck all the humor out of it by giving us a completely arid, unlistenable weekend lineup, and to cancel the brilliant and gonzo Morning Sedition, replacing it with two hours of dumbass sports talk, pre-recorded interviews, fifteen minutes of listener calls, and for some strange reason, the supposedly humorous comic stylings of Jim Hightower, all hosted by Mark Riley, who has been lost without his neurotic Jewish comic counterpart ever since MS was cancelled. Yes, there is also two hours of Rachel Maddow, aided tremendously by the funny and talented Kent Jones, but not even Maddow, who's as smart as a whip, makes up for the loss of Pendejo the Revolutionary, Sammy the Stem Cell, the Milfingtons, the Dream Diary, the Presidential Palm Pilot, and the other Manifestations of the Funny that Marc Maron brought to the morning hours.

In February, Marc Maron started a new show on KTLK out of Los Angeles, which he returned to after the cancellation of the morning show, along with sketch sidekick Jim Earl. This was his SECOND cross-country relocation at the behest of Air America. The show ran from 10 PM to 1 AM Pacific time, subject to change or cancellation due to Clipper games. First the show was live, which meant fun calls from die-hard Maronistas like Gypsy and Kristapea and Seanie the cross-country trucker. Then it was taped in advance, which meant a full hour and 15 minute podcast every day, but a loss of spontaneity. The show was supposed to be syndicated starting in April, but never was. And last week, one of the suits flew out to L.A. to tell Maron that his show was being cancelled as of the 14th, and with what AAR is presenting as "a better offer."

I suspect that this "better offer" involves being second banana to someone else; perhaps a lame attempt to revive Morning Sedition, or as a comic foil for Rachel Maddow, or God only knows what. I also suspect that this "better offer" doesn't include Jim Earl, who is a brilliant sketch comic, but as a co-host can be curmudgeonly and self-righteous. I also suspect that this "better offer" involves yet another cross-country relocation, which I can't imagine anyone wanting to do for an employer that has already shafted him twice. As he said on one of last week's shows, it's like when your mom gets a new boyfriend who beats you, and she does nothing. Then after they break up, she tells you she loves you, but you never quite trust yoru mom again.

I've been a supporter of Air America Radio since the beginning. I paid to be an affiliate. I paid to be a premium member so I could get the podcasts. I'm an avid listener, even when Franken is boring. I only draw the line at the odious Satellite Sisters, who paid to take over Mike Malloy's airtime on WLIB in New York. But AAR is sorely trying my patience at this point.

With the gasbags of the right continuing to have unlimited outlets for their delusional spew, a clever, progressive alternative is vital for national dialogue. And to the extent that there IS now a debate in this country about Iraq, about how veterans are treated, about the NSA spying programs, and about black box voting, it's largely because Air America and the blogs, sometimes working together, have managed to get the word out into the ambient air. But however well-intentioned these attempts to somehow atone for Danny Goldberg's shabby treatment of one of AAR's brightest stars may be, they are being clunkily delivered, and I suspect will ultimately result in the permanent loss of this unique voice on AAR's airwaves.
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Republicans: The party of, well, "Let's Party"
Posted by Jill | 8:20 PM
But only for their own.

First, Rush Limbaugh cops a plea bargain when charged with doctor-shopping to satisfy his addiction to Oxycontin. This is a guy who in 1995 said:

There's nothing good about drug use. We know it. It destroys individuals. It destroys families. Drug use destroys societies. Drug use, some might say, is destroying this country. And we have laws against selling drugs, pushing drugs, using drugs, importing drugs. And the laws are good because we know what happens to people in societies and neighborhoods, which become consumed by them. And so if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up.

What this says to me is that too many whites are getting away with drug use. Too many whites are getting away with drug sales. Too many whites are getting away with trafficking in this stuff. The answer to this disparity is not to start letting people out of jail because we're not putting others in jail who are breaking the law. The answer is to go out and find the ones who are getting away with it, convict them and send them up the river, too.


Now it's Senator Orrin Hatch, who has decided that the best use of his time is in pulling strings to get a music producer released from a Dubai jail, where he's been sitting for bringing in a gram of cocaine.

Dallas Austin, 35, who has produced hits for Madonna, Janet Jackson and others, flew home to Atlanta on Wednesday, after being released after midnight on Tuesday from a holding cell in a Dubai jail. Hours earlier Mr. Austin had been sentenced to four years in prison for carrying just over a gram of cocaine with him when he entered the country on May 19 to attend a birthday celebration for Naomi Campbell.

Senator Hatch made numerous phone calls on Mr. Austin's behalf to the ambassador and consul of the United Arab Emirates embassy in Washington — Dubai is one of the seven emirates — and served as an intermediary for Mr. Austin's representatives, the producer's lawyers said.

"The senator was one of a number of people who were very actively involved," said Joe Reeder, the Washington lawyer, who, with an Atlanta colleague, Joel A. Katz, spent 10 days in Dubai working to secure Mr. Austin's reprieve.

Mr. Katz, an entertainment lawyer, represents both Mr. Austin and the somewhat less musically successful Mr. Hatch, a singer and songwriter who has recorded religious-oriented albums. After hiring Mr. Katz's firm, the senator last year took in $39,092 in income from music publishing, according to financial documents filed in May under the Ethics in Government Act.

The senator declined to be interviewed or to confirm details of his efforts on Mr. Austin's behalf, but he issued a statement acknowledging his involvement and said he was asked by Mr. Austin's lawyers to help.

A spokesman for Mr. Hatch said that the senator was a proponent of rehabilitation for drug offenders, and that he had worked to revise federal sentencing guidelines regarding cocaine, and, through legislation in 2005, had advocated treatment for nonviolent offenders and the easing of restrictions on medication to treat heroin addiction.

In the statement Mr. Hatch said he was "confident that this talented young man will learn from this experience." He did not say if he requested that Mr. Austin seek treatment.


Orrin Hatch supports:

  • Increasing penalties for selling illegal drugs.
  • mandatory jail sentences for selling illegal drugs.
  • capital punishment for convicted international drug traffickers.
  • expanding federally sponsored drug education and drug treatment programs.
  • Increasing border security to stop the flow of illegal drugs into the US


In 1999, Hatch voted "Yes" on bill S.625, which would increase penalties on certain drug-related crimes and specifically targeted the manufacturing or trafficking of amphetamines & methamphetamines and possession of powder cocaine, and set stronger penalties for dealing drugs.

I wonder if he thinks increased penalties should apply to his friend Mr. Austin? Or is Orrin Hatch now a wholly-owned subsidiary of Dallas Austin, Music Producer?
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Someone please take away David Brooks' car keys
Posted by Jill | 8:18 PM
I am not making this up:

A man drove his car into a crowd at a New London waterfront festival Saturday afternoon, injuring more than two dozen people, police said. The car narrowly missed Democratic Senate candidate Ned Lamont, who was campaigning nearby, a spokesman said.

At least three of Lamont's campaign workers were hurt. One, Susan Goldman of Norwich, suffered a broken leg, said Lamont spokesman Tom Swan. The car missed Lamont by 6 to 18 feet, Swan said.

All 27 of the injured, many of them with scrapes, cuts and bruises, were expected to be treated at Lawrence and Memorial Hospital by late Saturday or early today and released, said Kelly Anthony, a hospital spokesman.


Just kidding about the headline. But it IS a good one, isn't it?

No charges had been filed against the driver of the car, Robert Laine, 89, of Wallingford, late Saturday. New London and Amtrak police were still investigating.
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And from the whiny-ass titty baby (™ Atrios) file....
Posted by Jill | 8:04 AM
David Brooks is all up in arms about those nasty bloggers being so mean to poor widdew Joe Lieberman:

What's happening to Lieberman can only be described as a liberal inquisition. Whether you agree with him or not, he is transparently the most kind-hearted and well-intentioned of men. But over the past few years he has been subjected to a vituperation campaign that only experts in moral manias and mob psychology are really fit to explain. I can't reproduce the typical assaults that have been directed at him over the Internet, because they are so laced with profanity and ugliness, but they are ginned up by ideological masseurs who salve their followers' psychic wounds by arousing their rage at objects of mutual hate.


Presumably at this point, Brooks had to loosen his corset, fan himself, and lie down langourously on a chaise longue.

Remember, this is a guy who is an apologist for people who think Ann Coulter represents civilized political debate.

Brooks just doesn't get it. Our disgust with Joe Lieberman isn't about hate for Lieberman himself; it's about his complete abandonment of everything that a Democrat should stand for in favor of the short-term political expediency of acquiescing to George W. Bush's notion of an unaccountable, imperial presidency.

So these days, for example, one hears that Lieberman is a crypto-conservative, a Bible-Belter. In reality, of course, this is a man who has been endorsed by Planned Parenthood and the Human Rights Campaign. He has a Christian Coalition rating of 0.

But a lifetime's record is deemed not to matter any longer. For in the midst of the inquisition all of American liberalism has been reduced to one issue, the war. Just as some edges of the pro-life movement reduce all of conservatism to abortion, the upscale revivalists on the left reduce everything to Iraq, and all who are deemed impure must be cleansed away.


No, a lifetime's record doesn't matter -- not when a politician has done a complete turnaround on too many important issues. Staying the course in Iraq is an insane policy. Lieberman stood in front of a podium in last week's debate expounding on how wonderful things are in Iraq -- just like the Republicans told him to; just like the so-called "journalists" who are being vetted for embedding by the Administration only if they toe the party line on positive reporting. Whether one believes we should withdraw now because the insurgency is driven SOLELY by our presence, or if you believe we should set a timetable for a gradual phase-out, either notion is preferable to mindless adherence of a Bush policy that is going nowhere.

Planned Parenthood's endorsement of Lieberman is a mystery -- and appalling, in light of Lieberman's callous statement that "In Connecticut, it shouldn't take more than a short ride to get to another hospital" if a rape victim's closest hospital refuses to give her emergency contraception "on religious grounds."

In the recent NJ primary for the 5th Congressional District, I took a fair amount of heat from some people for having the temerity to believe that offering voters a choice of candidates, even in a primary, was a good thing. Brooks seems to believe that Lieberman, by virtue of incumbency, is to be somehow exempted from any scrutiny of his positions, and that a primary challenge is somehow unseemly. This is a disservice to the voters. It is for the Democratic primary voters of Connecticut to decide who should represent them, not armchair pundits.

But perhaps the most offensive aspect to David Brooks' apologia for Lieberman is his quite deliberate use of the word "inquisition" -- implying that the progressives' distaste for someone so callous about the lives of our soldiers and to the needs of rape victims is somehow related to anti-Semitism. I've been tubthumping about bigotry weekend, and believe me, growing up Jewish in a largely Christian town and then going to a small, church-related college where I was actually asked a) where my horns were; and b) why I drive an old car if I'm Jewish; I know what anti-Semitism is. But for Lieberman and his apologists to play the anti-Semitism card when there are legitimate reasons to oppose him for another term, is unconscionable, and all too reminiscent of Clarence Thomas trying to liken questioning at a confirmation hearing to being kidnapped, strung up on a tree and butchered. Asking Joe Lieberman to defend his position on the war is hardly the same as being tortured, then burnt at the stake, sawed in half, or slowly disemboweled, and frankly, it cheapens the suffering of Jews who were so victimized during the Spanish Inquisition by using this word to describe Joe Lieberman's so-called travails.

Republicans love to say that racism and bigotry no longer exists, until it's time for THEM to play the race or religion card. I suppose this is another example of "Everything is OK if you're a Republican."

Or if you fall in line behind them like a good little sheep -- or like Joe Lieberman.
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American Bigots
Posted by Jill | 7:19 AM
Last night I was looking at a web site run by our local community gadfly, looking for information on the love letters everyone in town received from the tax collector yesterday as a result of our recent revaluation. This is a fellow who's clearly a wee tad unhinged, but performs a valuable public service with this site.

I'm well aware of how white my town is (96%). There are a few black families scattered around town, and a few Asian families, but were it not for the ubiquitous SUVs, the recent spate of McMansions being built to replace tear-downs, and the additions designed to put McMansion costumes on 1950's Cape Cod and ranch houses, one would often think one had been transported back to 1959.

One of our neighboring towns is somewhat more diverse, but does have what's quaintly referred to as a "black section" -- a neighborhood of homes that sell for upwards of $400,000; hardly the "blighted neighborhood" that some of the more ignorant denizens of the area who have never ventured therein seem to think it is.

One local resident recently posted a comment on this site complaining about the preponderance of Latinos at a local park. And lo and behold, it is as if a rock had been moved to reveal the maggots beneath. A sample from the poster's spew:

The grassy area to the right looked like warm ups for the World Cup, and not team USA either unless they're all some kind of latinos. As we walked around, aside from a small softball game going on, NOBODY spoke English. Spanish, spanish, spanish. Up close to the playground and litter was everywhere. The kids were throwing candy wrappers on the ground and their mothers weren't telling them to pick them up. They had water bottles and threw them on the ground when they were done. Boy, I never would have thought I'd see this in this part of Bergen. I mean years ago they would bus people into Van Saun, but then at the end of the day, usually a weekend, they would leave and the park would get back to normal...where the hell did all these people come from ? Are they renting rooms or houses along ****** Road, or are they coming from ***** Rd ? It was very disheartening to see that park today. We'd better wake up or one day we're going to wake up and hear that not much English is being spoken around Emerson anymore. I'm glad I don't live in ************. The people there should be furious.


Where does one begin with a sentiment like this? Language has been a huge issue in this county, largely in the towns closer to New York City that have seen an influx in Koreans in recent years, to the point that many shops in some towns post their signs in only Korean. But in the case of this individual, people speaking Spanish amongst themselves during a weekend outing opens the door to a vast stereotyping of everyone who is not an Anglo-Saxon-appearing Caucasian. It's especially amusing that this person believes only Latino children drop candy wrappers and water bottles on the ground. Anyone who has ever visited the strip mall in my 96% white town knows that no one has a patent on littering. As for the assumptions about where the "offending" people live, guess what -- those are streets in what's quaintly referred to as "the black section."

I wonder if this person uses a lawn service....or has had a new roof put on his house recently?

Because hatred of the "other" isn't limited to the Spanish-speaking, though Latinos seem to be the trigger point for these screeds in the aftermath of the shameful Republican exploitation of immigration as a campaign issue.

This particular piece of spew led of course into all the Usual Suspects of racist diatribe -- Prof. Leonard Jeffries, who's been out of the news for nearly two decades; Paterson drug dealers, even the apocryphal Reaganesque "welfare queen":

A black woman with really long, painted nails with the studs on them, lowering her talons into her Gucci bag to pull out FOOD STAMPS to pay for groceries, which she then loads into a white Caddy, a new one at that, and pulls away.
Just what happened at Shop Rite last week. What I want to know is what's up with that ? Her bag was nicer than mine and so was her car, and yet SHE had food stamps and I didn't. I guess welfare pays real good these days !


Aside from the fact that the poster of this comment has never heard of "designer knockoffs" and no self-respecting upwardly-mobile person has driven a Cadillac in years, the use of food stamps in Bergen County isn't all that unusual in an age of reduced incomes and high cost of living.

But when Americans are frightened about terrorism, about job insecurity, about skyrocketing property taxes (mine "only" increased by $700/year in this revaluation, far less than I'd expected), reduced pensions, an unstable stock market that holds their retirement funds, and a generally bleak future, it's far easier to blame dark-skinned people than to look at the corporatists in Washington who are the REAL villains in America's reduced horizons.

This fear and loathing of Latinos has been legitimazed by the immigration debates and has been absorbed into the general fear of terrorism. The recent Miami arrests of seven Haitian kooks who mused on blowing up the Sears Tower has expanded the bigotry to black Americans.

This mindset can be summed up by one particularly loathsome comment from an "elite" white resident of Bergen County on the aforementioned public web site:

The ELITE communities ... are populated by the best and the brightest, mostly WHITE families. These are the doctors, lawyers, engineers, the ACTUAL "prospective home buyers" who are paying from a half-million to upwards of one million to live near FELLOW ELITES. There are asian and indian families here as well, but these families assimilate into the upscale white society within which they live. These values are not racist at all. Should elite whites be apologetic for such ? Certainly not. This has nothing to do with hate and everything to do with choice. I hate no one and resent accusations of such. As an AMERICAN, I have the right to choose my neighborhood and my neighbors, and I choose to live among elite whites...It's not the white families who destroy real estate values. It's the black and mexican ones. This is documented fact for which no one owes an explanation save for members of these groups.


As I wrote yesterday, I grew up in Westfield, NJ -- a town in which most of the African-Americans and Jews lived on the south side and the fringes of town, and the so-called "real Americans" who went to good Christian churches like the Big White Presbyterian church in the center of town, lived in the stately old Colonials on the north side. It's appalling that some 50 years after the Civil Rights movement, racists are not only still denying that they are racist even as they spew their sweeping generalizations, but that racist scapegoating is still alive and well -- and still being exploited by those who actually DO bear the responsibility for the economic uncertainty that triggers Americans' anxiety.
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