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Friday, May 27, 2005

On what planet?
Posted by Jill | 4:33 PM

Maybe on Planet Delusional, where C-Plus Caligula lives:

The U.S. military is on the offensive in the War on Terror (search) to prevent terrorists from reaching America's shores, President Bush said Friday, adding that 20 years from now, historians will look back on the Iraq war as "America's golden moment."


In Bush's bizarro world, Lincoln's Gettysburg Address, the signing of the Declaration of Independence, the storming of the beach at Normandy, the first moon landing, the first space walk, the Emancipation Proclamation, Lyndon Johnson's signing of the Civil Rights Bill -- none of these will matter, because a war based on lies, one in which he hasn't got a frickin' clue what to do, will be "America's Golden Moment."

If he's right, we are in even deeper shit than I thought.
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I wish Arlen Specter would actually say this
Posted by Jill | 12:34 PM
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I don't even need to add to this
Posted by Jill | 11:47 AM

Believe me, it's difficult, but you can figure out my snarky thoughts all by yourself, thank you very much:

Reports of blindness in men using Viagra, Cialis

Federal health officials are examining rare reports of blindness among some men using the impotence drugs Viagra and Cialis, a disclosure that comes at a time when the drug industry can ill afford negative publicity about another class of blockbuster medicines.
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Let the hysteria begin!
Posted by Jill | 10:06 AM

I think I just heard Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Mark Levin, Michael the Savage Weiner, Ann Coulter, and the rest of the wingnut brigade rubbing their hands together in anticipation of renewed cash flow from the faithful:

For the first time, a majority of Americans say they are likely to vote for Hillary Rodham Clinton if she runs for president in 2008, according to a USA TODAY/CNN/Gallup Poll taken Friday through Sunday.

The survey shows that the New York senator and former first lady has broadened her support nationwide over the past two years, though she still provokes powerful feelings from those who oppose her.

Clinton commands as much strong support — but more strong opposition — as George W. Bush did in a Newsweek poll in November 1998, two years before the 2000 election. She is in slightly stronger position than then-vice president Al Gore, the eventual 2000 Democratic nominee, was in 1998.

"Over time, Clinton fatigue has dissipated ... and people are looking back on the Clinton years more favorably," says Andrew Kohut, director of the non-partisan Pew Research Center. In a Pew poll released this month, Kohut called former president Bill Clinton and the senator "comeback kids" because of their rising ratings.


Nothing like a mass exodus of jobs, decreasing health care coverage, a war based on lies that's going nowhere, and a stated policy to gut Social Security to make a blowjob seem just not so important anymore.

Now, I'm not a big fan of Hillary Clinton. I think in her efforts to be "moderate", she's sold us down the river, and I'm still angry with her, just as I was at John Kerry, for buying the bullshit about Bush's war. If I knew it was bullshit, how come they didn't?

Then there's the question of whether this is the best candidate we can come up with? Frankly, I'm not thrilled with any of the options available. The one person I think I could enthusiastically support whose name has been mentioned is Russ Feingold, and somehow I don't think a progressive Jew who's in the midst of even an amicable divorce is going to cut the mustard once Karl Rove gets hold of him.

Don't kid yourself, folks. When a woman becomes president of the United States, it's going to be a Republican, not a Democrat. Because only Nixon could go to China.

(Middle Earth Journal has more...)
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BREAKING....Sidious fires Darth Vader
Posted by Jill | 9:58 AM

Looks like Ralph Reed wasn't worth the trouble his presence on the Microsoft payroll caused the Evil Empire:

When it was recently revealed that Microsoft had employed religious conservative Ralph Reed as a political consultant, it was logical to wonder if his $20,000 monthly retainer was somehow related to the company's temporary refusal to support a gay-rights bill in Olympia, which failed. Maybe the fiercely antigay crusader with the choirboy looks would be there to guide Bill Gates through a nationwide boycott of software products, as threatened by Eastside minister Ken Hutcherson.

But as Jon Stewart put it on The Daily Show: Microsoft? "Afraid of a boycott? And you call yourself a heartless monopoly!" Indeed, the company has since thumbed its nose at Hutcherson and promises to support future gay-rights legislation. It also still heartlessly rules the computer desktop.

And as for Reed, if he ever had anything to do with Microsoft's role, or lack thereof, in this state's gay-rights debate, he won't next time. He's being deleted from the Redmond software giant's payroll, two company sources say, and he likely gets his last $20,000 check this month.


While it would be nice to think that this is a principled civil rights decision, I would guess that Reed's ties to Texas shandeh far di goyim Jack Abramoff had more to do with Microsoft's desire to sever ties than Reed's stand on gay rights.

(via Americablog)
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Friday Cat Blogging: Funnies and the "Turner and Hooch Rule"
Posted by Jill | 9:18 AM

There's an unwritten rule in Hollywood filmmaking that I call the "Turner and Hooch Rule." The rule is quite simple: Don't kill the dog.

The rule is named after the 1989 Tom Hanks comedy, Turner and Hooch, in which Hanks plays a cop who becomes the reluctant owner of Hooch, a Dogue de Bordeaux. Hooch is one of those homely, drooling beasts that only true dog lovers can appreciate. Hooch is killed while being a hero in this film, and the filmmakers took no end of crap about it, which Hanks joked about on the late-night talk shows. The film ends with the Hanks character now the proud owner of a puppy sired by the late Hooch, but no matter: They Killed the Dog. Interestingly, a similar and far inferior movie that came out the same time, K-9, had a German Shepherd recover miraculously from what should have been a life-ending gunshot, and that was OK.

For those of us who will do things like watch toilet paper commercials just because of the cute puppy in them, the Turner and Hooch rule is reassuring. It allows us to rest easy when the Heroic Dog or Cute Kitty is in danger. For me, this was a huge help just a week ago, when Vincent, the yellow lab on LOST was paddling out to follow the raft designed to take some of the castaways off the island. Because of the Turner and Hooch rule, I knew Vincent would have to turn around.

But for all that Hollywood has adhered pretty strictly to the Turner and Hooch rule, the newspaper comics haven't. Comics have become pretty serious business of late, with political statements coming from such unlikely sources as Hi and Lois:



A number of years ago, Lynn Johnston, creator of the family strip For Better or Worse killed off Farley, the Patterson family's Old English Sheepdog. It was easy to see it coming, there were plenty of references to Farley's age, and what better way to send him off than to have him die heroically rescuing a child?

Farley's death was so groundbreaking in comics, because he was such a beloved character, that it seemed to rock the entire world of continuity funnies. In fact, there is even a foundation named for Farley that helps sick and injured pets that belong to low-income seniors and people with disabilities.

Now it looks like another family strip, Sally Forth, is about to go the same route. While less important to the strip than Farley was in his, "Kitty" is well-known to cat owners for his highly characteristic cat behaviors. I'm not sure how I feel about this. I've always laughed at the kind of people who write letters to the editor complaining about the serious tone of the funnies. Most of them just seem to have an axe to grind. But when you read these every day, these pen-and-ink drawings become almost real, and sometimes the animals are more real than the people. The highly stylized family in Rose is Rose isn't nearly as compelling, nor are the characters as well-developed, as is the family cat Peekaboo. Sure, you can worry when Funky Winkerbean falls off the wagon, but just like in real life, the fates of animals are usually in control of the people who are their guardians.

It's still a day early, but where the fate of Kitty Forth is concerned, well, I don't have a good feeling about this.
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Wow. Even Tom Friedman says to shut it down
Posted by Jill | 6:56 AM

Thomas Friedman, who's been ringing the doorbell at the entrance to Bobo's World ever-more insistently, and who's been the biggest apologist at the Times for C-Plus Caligula's Great Iraq Misadventure, has finally awakened and realized that torture endangers more Americans than it saves:

Shut it down. Just shut it down.

I am talking about the war-on-terrorism P.O.W. camp at Guantánamo Bay. Just shut it down and then plow it under. It has become worse than an embarrassment. I am convinced that more Americans are dying and will die if we keep the Gitmo prison open than if we shut it down. So, please, Mr. President, just shut it down.

If you want to appreciate how corrosive Guantánamo has become for America's standing abroad, don't read the Arab press. Don't read the Pakistani press. Don't read the Afghan press. Hop over here to London or go online and just read the British press! See what our closest allies are saying about Gitmo. And when you get done with that, read the Australian press and the Canadian press and the German press.

It is all a variation on the theme of a May 8 article in The Observer of London that begins, "An American soldier has revealed shocking new details of abuse and sexual torture of prisoners at Guantánamo Bay in the first high-profile whistle-blowing account to emerge from inside the top-secret base." Google the words "Guantánamo Bay and Australia" and what comes up is an Australian ABC radio report that begins: "New claims have emerged that prisoners at Guantánamo Bay are being tortured by their American captors, and the claims say that Australians David Hicks and Mamdouh Habib are among the victims."

Just another day of the world talking about Guantánamo Bay.

Why care? It's not because I am queasy about the war on terrorism. It is because I want to win the war on terrorism. And it is now obvious from reports in my own paper and others that the abuse at Guantánamo and within the whole U.S. military prison system dealing with terrorism is out of control. Tell me, how is it that over 100 detainees have died in U.S. custody so far? Heart attacks? This is not just deeply immoral, it is strategically dangerous.


Hey, Friedman, didn't you know? We're the biggest kids in the playground, and we get to bully whoever we want. The rules don't apply to us, didn't you hear?
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What happens when the home equity is tapped out?
Posted by Jill | 6:38 AM

Right wingers love to blast Paul Krugman as a kind of Cassandra doomsayer, but he has an interesting column today on the housing bubble that no one wants to admit exists:

In July 2001, Paul McCulley, an economist at Pimco, the giant bond fund, predicted that the Federal Reserve would simply replace one bubble with another. "There is room," he wrote, "for the Fed to create a bubble in housing prices, if necessary, to sustain American hedonism. And I think the Fed has the will to do so, even though political correctness would demand that Mr. Greenspan deny any such thing."

As Mr. McCulley predicted, interest rate cuts led to soaring home prices, which led in turn not just to a construction boom but to high consumer spending, because homeowners used mortgage refinancing to go deeper into debt. All of this created jobs to make up for those lost when the stock bubble burst.

Now the question is what can replace the housing bubble.

Nobody thought the economy could rely forever on home buying and refinancing. But the hope was that by the time the housing boom petered out, it would no longer be needed.

But although the housing boom has lasted longer than anyone could have imagined, the economy would still be in big trouble if it came to an end. That is, if the hectic pace of home construction were to cool, and consumers were to stop borrowing against their houses, the economy would slow down sharply. If housing prices actually started falling, we'd be looking at a very nasty scene, in which both construction and consumer spending would plunge, pushing the economy right back into recession.

That's why it's so ominous to see signs that America's housing market, like the stock market at the end of the last decade, is approaching the final, feverish stages of a speculative bubble.

Some analysts still insist that housing prices aren't out of line. But someone will always come up with reasons why seemingly absurd asset prices make sense. Remember "Dow 36,000"? Robert Shiller, who argued against such rationalizations and correctly called the stock bubble in his book "Irrational Exuberance," has added an ominous analysis of the housing market to the new edition, and says the housing bubble "may be the biggest bubble in U.S. history"


With wages down, health care costs up, and the new jobs being created not paying what the old jobs did, it would be easy to wonder where all the consumer spending is coming from if we didn't know that Americans are swimming in debt. Some of it is just plain old consumer debt fueled by 0% introductory credit card rates, but much of it is from Americans who have benefitted from the preposterous increases in home prices tapping into their home equity to finance an ever-more-lavish lifestyle...and it's all tax-deductible, too.

Here in the Brilliant household, we give lenders fits. Not a day goes by that we're not bombarded with credit card solicitations and home equity loan solicitations and postcards from realtors wanting to sell our house. In our neighborhood of 1950's Cape Cod and ranch houses, it seems every other house is in the midst of construction. Sometimes it's an add-a-level, sometimes it's a spanking new (and usually hideous) McMansion rising from the rubble of a demolished smaller house. Trying to get a contractor these days is like getting a table at the latest hot restaurant -- it's next to impossible. Presumably much of this building boom is being paid for with home equity, because home prices in my neighborhood have more than doubled in the nine years we've lived here, despite near-10% increases in property taxes every year.

But unlike most Americans, we waited to have work done on the house late last year (siding, windows, roof) until we'd saved the CASH. So if the housing bubble bursts, we'll still be sitting pretty, unlike those tapped up to their 2005 limit, who not only will have a house that's fallen in value despite the improvements, but is now worth less than they owe.

I'm all for making homeownership more feasible for more people. We were able to buy because PMI made a 20% down payment no longer necessary so we were able to buy with 10% down. But now it's getting ridiculous. 3% down mortgages, ARMs that adjust every six months, interest-only mortgages that never build any equity at all for many years -- all are designed to leave homeowners holding the bag when the bubble bursts.

I don't know what's going to happen with housing, but if income keeps falling, this can't go on forever. And that's probably a good thing, because to have to pay over $400,000 for a house like mine is just insane. I wouldn't do it.
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Thursday, May 26, 2005

How come Bush doesn't think THIS life is sacred?
Posted by Jill | 2:31 PM

...at Hoffmania, another casualty in Sudan, where food distribution centers face a catastrophic funding shortage.

Funny how the life of the child pictured in the photo at Hoffmania isn't sacred, but the lives of the nice white children with whom Bush was pictured yesterday are.

So what are we to think, then....only white American blastocysts are human? Or that human life begins at conception and ends at birth? We already know that in the eyes of Republichristofascists, female humanity ends at pregnancy....
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Not to diss R. Lee Ermey, but I'd like to see this guy become the most recognized military face in the U.S.
Posted by Jill | 1:22 PM

We all know who R. Lee Ermey is. He's the guy who played the drill sergeant in Full Metal Jacket, and despite his best efforts, has been unable to get out from under that character ever since. In recent years, he's decided to embrace, rather than try to beat, his own image, and he's currently heard shilling for some tool company that donates some of its proceeds to help soldiers in Iraq.

Now, that's pretty admirable, but what Paul Rieckhoff has done is even more so, and far too few people even know who he is.

Rieckhoff is a U.S. Army Reservist who won accolades for leading a platoon in one of the most dangerous areas of Baghdad, and later on came home to found Operation Truth, the mission of which is to advocate for better pay, family support, equipment and counseling for current and former soldiers—and to provide a forum for veterans to discuss what went right and wrong, in Afghanistan and Iraq.

Interestingly, a search for Freeper smears against Rieckhoff have come up empty -- that's the kind of cred this guy has.

The parents of Pat Tillman haven't been so lucky:


"Sad to see that they are allying themselves with those who hate their son. I doubt if that is what he would have wanted."

"Sounds like lawyers got them snookered into suing the Army."

"More spoiled baby boomer's who never sacrificed anything for this country that basically handed them everything on a silver platter, then crying about the price of admission.

Much as Nick Berg's father complained"


OK, that's enough of that. It's hilarious how all these people who didn't know Pat Tillman think they know his mind better than the parents who raised him because they saw him play football, or saw stories about him on TV. Like Alex in A Clockwork Orange, they believe that "the colors of the real world only seem real when you viddy them on a screen." They enjoy the ultra-violence too, just as the fictional Alex did.

Plenty of other bloggers have commented on the Tillmans lashing out against the Administration, and I've had nothing significant to add. But no one should miss Paul Rieckhoff's comments on the matter:

Army Ranger and former NFL star Pat Tillman was a hero.

He was a hero not because of how he died, but because of how he lived.

He gave up a world of comfort and safety to pick up a rifle and put his ass on the line in defense of our country.

That is what every one of our troops has done in our all-volunteer military. They have all made a conscious choice to give up the cushy way of life and serve in uniform. They weren't pro-football players, but every single one of them gave up the happy land of air conditioning and MTV for a world of mortars and IEDs.

The circumstances of Tillman's death were questioned from the start. And yesterday's incredible story in the Washington Post revealed that the Army was not truthful with his family. The Army lied to the Tillmans and lied to the American public.

And Pat Tillman's mother, Mary Tillman, rightfully tore into the Army for it:

"The military let him down. The administration let him down. It was a sign of disrespect. The fact that he was the ultimate team player and he watched his own men kill him is absolutely heartbreaking and tragic. The fact that they lied about it afterward is disgusting."

Disgusting and inexcusable. The Tillman family deserves to see some accountabilty. And I hope John McCain (from Tillman's home state of Arizona) jumps all over the Army for this one.

But some good can come of this. That is what a good soldier like Tillman would have wanted.

The fact that Pat Tillman died will force the American public to think a little bit more about the faces behind the numbers of dead in Iraq and Afghanistan.

For most Americans, Pat Tillman is the only person whose name they know that has died. And that is important.

It is also unprecedented.

Because the War on Terror is different from past American wars.

It is different because most of America isn't feeling the impact of this war like the Tillmans are. People don't even see the photos of the coffins coming home. Most people in this country have absolutely no personal tie to this war. A smaller percentage of the overall population is serving in Iraq than at any time in our country's modern history.

Most of you can not say the name of someone from your job, your school, or your block that has died. Most of you have not been asked to sacrifice anything. Most of you don't fear that terrible knock coming at your door. The war is something you watch on TV after coverage of the Michael Jackson trial and the Runaway Bride. For most of you, Iraq is an issue, not an experience.


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Hey, Mom! Now I know why you wanted to leave Durham
Posted by Jill | 12:40 PM

I know that the southern wingnuts of the Republifascist party want a return to the good old days of the 1950's, but even I didn't think that cross-burnings would be part of it. Pam's House Blend reports:

Three crosses were burned last night in my progressive hometown, one only a couple of miles away from our house, near a middle-class, suburban subdivision. Some are tying it to the visit of members of the Rotting Cryptkeeper's church visit to our city to protest the Laramie Project play held at the Durham School of the Arts. The pathetic Phelps family picketed and were overwhelmingly outnumbered by supporters of the play and its performers.


I haven't heard Bill Frist, or Rick "Man on Dog" Santorum, or Tom "Every Sperm is Sacred" DeLay decrying the so-called "Reverend" Fred Phelps of the First Hatemongering Church o'Jeebus, have you?

Take a look at the photos at Pam's link, if you want to see wingnut hate in action.

Every time a liberal says something inflammatory, the wingnuts scream for progressive leaders to "speak out." Now, until I hear the Christofascists in Congress speak out agains the Durham cross burnings, I can only believe that they support them.
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Someone needs to demand that Bush explain himself on stem cell research
Posted by Jill | 10:50 AM

Bush's position on stem cell research makes no sense whatsoever. Aside from the absolute ridiculousness of a man who sends American young people off to die and kills hundreds of thousands of civilians with impunity talking about how each life is sacred in the context of an undifferentiated group of cells, there's the hypocrisy factor, as outlined by William Saletan:

Yesterday, the House of Representatives passed legislation to expand federal funding of human embryonic stem-cell research. President Bush said he would veto the legislation because it "violates the clear standard I set four years ago. This bill would take us across a critical ethical line by creating new incentives for the ongoing destruction of emerging human life."

The standard Bush set four years ago and repeated last week is that we shouldn't take one life—even an embryonic life—in order to save others. Cost-benefit analysis is never sufficient grounds for the premeditated killing of civilians—except when it comes to the death penalty. When the discussion shifts from embryos to murderers, Bush and his spokesmen routinely argue that killing is justified not because murderers deserve it, but because it's moral to take one life in order to save others. He doesn't say that Person A should be executed because Person A is a danger to society. He says that Person A should be executed because the execution will deter Person B from killing Person C.

Before Bush vetoes the stem-cell bill, maybe he should explain how his comments about stem cells in the left column below square with his comments about capital punishment in the right column.


I wonder who in the White House Whore Corps will the the first one to ask?
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Iraqi Christians to American Fundi-nuts: Get Outta My Face
Posted by Jill | 9:32 AM
The Iraqi Christian community wants nothing to do with the Dobsonites:

community, Patriarch Emmanuel Delly, recently scathingly attacked the evangelical Christians who have taken their crusade to Iraq since the illegal U.S. invasion of March 2003.

Delly told Al-Jazeera News on May 19 that Iraq did not need Christian missionaries because its churches dated back long before Protestantism. He objected to the aspect of trying to convert Muslims and said, "You can?t even talk about that here."

According to Delly, the evangelicals attract poor youths with displays of money and then "take them out in cars to have fun. Then, they take photos and send them here, to Germany, to the United States and say ?look how many Muslims have become Christian.?"

Delly was a strong opponent of the U.S. invasion of Iraq. When he was asked if he had contacts with U.S. authorities, he said:

[snip]

After the invasion, Iraq was flooded with Bibles and U.S. citizens teaching the Iraqis the errors of their ways. They would save the morally-corrupt Iraqis and get them away from their religion of Islam.

The missionaries have paid a price. In March 2004, four U.S. Baptist missionaries were killed in Iraq. The following month, seven South Korean Presbyterians were kidnapped, but eventually released. Two months later, a South Korean evangelical Christian was beheaded.

When word gets back to the U.S. about such violence, it only adds fuel to the already rabid ideas of the evangelicals. To them, their warped opinions had been proven: the barbarians must be tamed and only Christ can do that.

[snip]

Today, evangelical Christianity has been self-appointed to change everyone in the world and make them adhere to the evangelical mode of Christianity. This is where it differs from most world religions. Just imagine a hoard of Muslims arriving in the U.S. with thousands of copies of the Koran and publicly stating they were about to save the population of the country. Within hours, there would be many new cells erected at Guantanamo and the Muslims would have an all-expenses paid trip to Cuba.
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Wicca is protected by the Constitution too
Posted by Jill | 9:23 AM

Is this the first step towards mandatory Christianity for everyone?

An Indianapolis father is appealing a Marion County judge's unusual order that prohibits him and his ex-wife from exposing their child to "non-mainstream religious beliefs and rituals."

The parents practice Wicca, a contemporary pagan religion that emphasizes a balance in nature and reverence for the earth.

Cale J. Bradford, chief judge of the Marion Superior Court, kept the unusual provision in the couple's divorce decree last year over their fierce objections, court records show. The order does not define a mainstream religion.

Bradford refused to remove the provision after the 9-year-old boy's outraged parents, Thomas E. Jones Jr. and his ex-wife, Tammie U. Bristol, protested last fall.

Through a court spokeswoman, Bradford said Wednesday he could not discuss the pending legal dispute.

The parents' Wiccan beliefs came to Bradford's attention in a confidential report prepared by the Domestic Relations Counseling Bureau, which provides recommendations to the court on child custody and visitation rights. Jones' son attends a local Catholic school.

"There is a discrepancy between Ms. Jones and Mr. Jones' lifestyle and the belief system adhered to by the parochial school. . . . Ms. Jones and Mr. Jones display little insight into the confusion these divergent belief systems will have upon (the boy) as he ages," the bureau said in its report.

But Jones, 37, Indianapolis, disputes the bureau's findings, saying he attended Bishop Chatard High School in Indianapolis as a non-Christian.

Jones has brought the case before the Indiana Court of Appeals, with help from the Indiana Civil Liberties Union. They filed their request for the appeals court to strike the one-paragraph clause in January.

"This was done without either of us requesting it and at the judge's whim," said Jones, who has organized Pagan Pride Day events in Indianapolis. "It is upsetting to our son that he cannot celebrate holidays with us, including Yule, which is winter solstice, and Ostara, which is the spring equinox."


Now the question I have here is why on earth these people are sending their kids to a Catholic school, but that's a completely separate issue from a judge deciding that this child should not be exposed to their parents' religious practices when such practices aren't even a point of contention between the divorcing spouses! The article mentions some practices that involve nudity, but does that mean that Hindus should not be permitted to expose their children to their religion because of Tantra? Where does it stop?

If the judge wants to make a decree about nude rituals not being in the child's best interest, I think it's still out of line, but ok. But to tell a parent that they may not inculcate their own child with their own religion is blatantly unconstitutional.

I'll be waiting to hear what Republifascists in Congress have to say about this. If they defend this truly activist judge, we'll know that the American Inquisition is only a few years away.

(hat tip: Atrios)
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Buy Kraft Products
Posted by Jill | 6:54 AM

God knows Kraft makes some of the most noxious food-type products known to mankind. After, all, it's hard to support a company that makes something called "Cheez Whiz", thus onomatopoeically combining the allure of ersatz food, bad movies, and piss, all in one disgusting product that induces vomiting in everyone not from Philadelphia.

The array of Kraft ersatz foods is staggering: From Oreo cookies stuffed with an artery-clogging partially hydrogenated vegetable oil derivative they whimsically call "creme" to Jello -- that artificially-flavored cow hoof derivative known to kids and dieters for generations; to that twenty-cents-a-box macaroni-with-yellow-powder that for some reason kids find delicious, Kraft is a company that's the master of artificially processed American food. One of its signature products, Tang, even makes a damn fine scouring powder for safely dissolving calcium deposits on bathtubs without scratching and without harsh chemicals. One wonders what it did to astronauts' stomachs.

But the reason we should buy Kraft Products is because they have essentially told the Republican Christofascist Taliban to go fuck itself.

A letter to Kraft employees from the company's corporate counsel, Marc Firestone (emphases mine):

From: Marc Firestone, Executive Vice President, Corporate Counsel and Corporate Secretary, Kraft Foods Inc.
Subject: Kraft's Contribution to 2006 Gay Games

The true test of any commitment is how you respond when challenged. Kraft is experiencing this to a degree right now, as a result of our decision to be one of several contributors to the 2006 Gay Games in Chicago. The games will bring together thousands of athletes in a competition that will take place in our corporate hometown.

In recent days, the company has received many e-mails, the majority of them generated through the America Family Association, which objects to our sponsorship. We also have received calls and e-mails - - not as many, but equally passionate - - thanking us for supporting this event. A member of Chicago Mayor Richard Daley's team said, "We applaud the businesses that are sponsors of the Gay Games, including Kraft Foods."

You may have questions or might have had questions from friends and family about our contribution to this event. While Kraft certainly doesn't go looking for controversy, we have long been dedicated to support the concept and the reality of diversity. It's the right thing to do and it's good for our business and our work environment.

Diversity makes us a stronger company and connects us with the diversity that exists among the consumers who buy our products.

Diversity is more than a word many people like to say. At Kraft we truly respect all kinds of differences. And diversity is not a selective concept. By definition, it's nothing if not inclusive. We respect diversity of ethnicity, gender, experience, background, personal style and yes, sexual orientation and gender identity. Recognizing, respecting and valuing these differences helps us be a more successful business and a workplace where all employees can realize their full potential.

For more than a decade, we have had employee councils that promote our awareness of diversity. The newest of our nine diversity councils is the Rainbow Council, which strives to provide a forum for support and networking among gay, lesbian, bi-sexual and transgender employees; raise awareness within Kraft and promote involvement in the community. Each council has an executive sponsor and I have been the Rainbow Council's sponsor since last year.

Through all of our councils, we support various initiatives that demonstrate how strongly we believe in diversity, through involvement in the community. Our sponsorship of the 2006 Gay Games is one of almost 1,700 cash and in-kind grants we make annually.

It can be difficult when we are criticized. It's easy to say you support a concept or a principle when nobody objects. The real test of commitment is how one reacts when there are those who disagree. I hope you share my view that our company has taken the right stand on diversity, including its contribution to the 2006 Gay Games in Chicago.


This is more courage than Steve Ballmer had, and it deserves to be rewarded. So come on...you know you get hard water stains in your tub. Go out and get a big plastic container of Tang and a nylon scrubbie, and support American equality for all while you clean your bathtub.
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Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Bush admits his Social Security push is propaganda
Posted by Jill | 11:00 PM

The truth will out:

Now, a personal savings account would be a part of a Social Security retirement system. It would be a part of what you would have to retire when you reach retirement age. As you -- as I mentioned to you earlier, we're going to redesign the current system. If you've retired, you don't have anything to worry about -- third time I've said that. (Laughter.) I'll probably say it three more times. See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.


(Hat tip: Crooks and Liars)
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Why are we still spending money on this?
Posted by Jill | 6:41 AM

Your tax dollars at work:

Ten years ago, with all the flourishes that attend political scandal in Washington, an independent counsel was appointed to investigate the case of Henry Cisneros, the former housing secretary. After four years of investigation, Mr. Cisneros pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor and paid a $10,000 fine for lying about how much he paid a former mistress. Case closed? Not at all.

The independent counsel's work on the Cisneros case continues to grind forward six years later at a cost of $20 million and counting. A final report is promised sometime in the future. Taxpayers must be waiting with bated breath to read it.

The court overseeing the inquiry was informed two years ago that the investigative phase was over. A Democratic move this year to close off financing of the inquiry was approved by the Senate but was suddenly struck from a budget bill this week in negotiations with the House. It's hard to imagine anything was behind that move besides partisanship.


You mean that House Republicans are partisan, and aren't above beating as many dead Democratic horses as they can on YOUR nickel, in the hope that a 10-year-old miniscandal can take attention away from Tom DeLay's being waist-deep in filth himself?

I'm shocked. And appalled...that anyone would even THINK such a thing.
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Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Frist is out of control
Posted by Jill | 8:20 PM

No way is Frist going to let John McCain have anything smacking of a victory. He's got his nose too far up James Dobson's ass to capitulate to any kind of compromise.

So now he's saying that he'll use the so-called nuclear option (which he's still calling the "constitutional option and which I call the Fascist Crybaby option) if the Democrats dare to filibuster anything:

He said the agreement will make filibusters "almost impossible," except under "extraordinary circumstances."

But Frist expressed concern about the "extraordinary circumstances" test, saying it will mean very little if it's applied to nominees such as Miguel Estrada, who finally withdrew his name from consideration.

"We'll have to wait and see," Frist said.

"Let me very clear. The constitutional option remains on the table. It remains an option. I will not hesitate to use it, if necessary. It should be used as a last resort, he added, admitting that no one wants to go there.

"But it is the only response if there is a change in behavior like we saw in the last Congress," First said.

Frist repeated that the agreement reached Monday night says to him that "we're not going to be filibustering like we did in the last Congress."

Frist said he's not making any threats - but if the "other side of the aisle acts in bad faith" and continues to routinely obstruct nominees who make it through committee to the Senate floor, "the constitutional option is going to come out again."

Frist said he'll set a date to invoke the option - if that's what it takes to move the Senate forward.


This is just appalling. George W. Bush has gotten every nomination he's wanted for his cabinet, and 95% of his judgeships. And Bill Frist is carrying on as if the Democrats had any clout at all (which they don't, and they abdicate more of what little role as opposition party they ever had every day). This is fascism, folks. This is tyranny. This is a very small cadre of religious fanatics -- Christian Dominionists, who want Biblical law to be the law of the land, and all citizens to be indoctrinated into the faith or either banished or executed -- and these are the people before whom who Bill Frist is bowing.

Generations of Americans have fought for freedom, and we are not going to allow a bunch of superstitious wackjobs turn this country into some kind of 13th century Christian Taliban backwater.

"We" aren't...but the Democrats might. After all, they think you can still do business with these people.
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Scott McClellan Litella: "Never Mind"
Posted by Jill | 4:45 PM

Hey, the White House got what it wanted, didn't it? A cowed Newsweek that won't poke around its business and won't ask embarrassing questions. So why NOT backtrack after the horse has left the barn?

At a White House press briefing Monday, Press Secretary Scott McClellan, pressed by reporters and with Afghan President Karzai in disagreement, retreated on claims that Newsweek's retracted story on Koran abuse cost lives in Afghanistan.

He also claimed that he had never said it did, even though a check of transcripts disputes that. On May 16, for example, he said, "people have lost their lives." On May 17, he said, "People did lose their lives," and, "People lost their lives" due to the Newsweek report.

Here is the transcript from the latest White House press briefing:

Q: One other question. Karzai was quite definite in saying that he didn't believe that the violence in Afghanistan was directly tied to the Newsweek article about Koran desecration. Yet, from this podium, you have made that link. So --

McCLELLAN: Actually, I don't think you're actually characterizing what was said accurately.

Q: By whom?

McCLELLAN: As I said last week, and as President Karzai said today, and as General Myers had said previously, the protest may well have been pre-staged. The discredited report was damaging. It was used to incite violence. But those who espouse an ideology of hatred and oppression and murder don't need an excuse to incite violence. But the reports from the region showed how this story was used to incite violence.

Q: But Karzai seemed to think that that wasn't what led to the violence, that it was --

McCLELLAN: That's right, he actually -- he talked about -- President Karzai spoke about how the demonstrations were aimed at undercutting the progress being made toward democracy in Afghanistan, and the progress on elections. They have elections coming up soon. And I spoke about that, as well, last week.

Q: So could it be said that the Newsweek article played a role, but was not --

McCLELLAN: John, I think we've made our views known when it comes to the discredited report. There are some that want to continue to defend what is a discredited report that has been disavowed by Newsweek, and that's their business. We're perfectly willing to trust the American people to make their own judgment about it.

Q: Who's doing that, exactly?

McCLELLAN: I'm sorry?

Q: Who wants to defend it?

McCLELLAN: Well, you can see in the media coverage, there are some that want to continue to do that.


McClellan bald-facedly LIED about what he said. He very clearly said that Newsweek bore responsibility for the violence, and he made very clear, in the press briefing of May 17, that he expects Newsweek to "watch what it says, watch what it does", in the words of his predecessor, Ari Fleischer:

Q Scott, you said that the retraction by Newsweek magazine of its story is a good first step. What else does the President want this American magazine to do?

MR. McCLELLAN: Well, it's what I talked about yesterday. This report, which Newsweek has now retracted and said was wrong, has had serious consequences. People did lose their lives. The image of the United States abroad has been damaged; there is lasting damage to our image because of this report. And we would encourage Newsweek to do all that they can to help repair the damage that has been done, particularly in the region.

And I think Newsweek can do that by talking about the way they got this wrong, and pointing out what the policies and practices of the United States military are when it comes to the handling of the Holy Koran. The military put in place policies and procedures to make sure that the Koran was handled -- or is handled with the utmost care and respect. And I think it would help to point that out, because some have taken this report -- those that are opposed to the United States -- some have taken this report and exploited it and used it to incite violence.

Q With respect, who made you the editor of Newsweek? Do you think it's appropriate for you, at that podium, speaking with the authority of the President of the United States, to tell an American magazine what they should print?

MR. McCLELLAN: I'm not telling them. I'm saying that we would encourage them to help --


Q You're pressuring them.

MR. McCLELLAN: No, I'm saying that we would encourage them --

Q It's not pressure?

MR. McCLELLAN: Look, this report caused serious damage to the image of the United States abroad. And Newsweek has said that they got it wrong. I think Newsweek recognizes the responsibility they have. We appreciate the step that they took by retracting the story. Now we would encourage them to move forward and do all that they can to help repair the damage that has been done by this report. And that's all I'm saying. But, no, you're absolutely right, it's not my position to get into telling people what they can and cannot report.


Seems to me that Scott McClellan is the one who should think before shooting off his mouth, because he sounds more like an idiot every day.
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Here's why they're believe it
Posted by Jill | 2:08 PM

Here's why the Arab world believes that American soldiers are eminently capable and ready to desecreate the Qu'ran.

And this is a sign outside a Baptist church.

Jesus wept.
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The blood of eight more American young people on George Bush's hands
Posted by Jill | 11:16 AM

CNN on the latest victims, both American soldiers and Iraqi civilians, of George W. Bush's Iraq meatgrinder:

Insurgent attacks during the past 24 hours have killed eight U.S. soldiers in Iraq, the military said Tuesday.

Three soldiers died in a car bombing in central Baghdad on Tuesday and a fourth -- who was manning an observation post -- was killed by a drive-by gunman, Task Force Baghdad spokesman, Maj. Darryl Wright said.

Four other American soldiers were killed by a bomb on Monday, the military said. They were assigned to the 155th Brigade Combat Team, 2nd Marine Expeditionary Force.

The explosive "detonated near their vehicle" in fighting in Haswa, south of Baghdad.

The deaths bring the number of U.S. troops killed in the Iraq war to 1,643, according to U.S. military reports.

Also Tuesday, a car bomb exploded near an Iraqi police convoy in eastern Baghdad, killing two civilians and wounding eight others in the Karrada neighborhood around a corner from a girls' school, police said.

In northeastern Mosul on Tuesday, a member of Iraqi civil defense died after a bomb he was trying to defuse detonated, a spokesman for the region's Joint Coordination Center said. Four others were wounded in the blast.

Iraqi officials said scores of people died Monday in a string of bombings throughout the nation -- some apparently targeting Shiite Muslims. (Full story)

In one of the Monday attacks, two car bombs targeting a home killed at least 15 civilians and wounded at least 20 in the northern city of Tal Afar, a government official said.


And President Delusional still insisted yesterday that everything is A-OK:

And if I may ask you, Mr. President, as you know, the casualties of Iraq is again high today -- 50 more people dying. Do you think that insurgence is getting harder now to defeat militarily? Thank you.

PRESIDENT BUSH: No, I don't think so. I think they're being defeated. And that's why they continue to fight. The worst thing for them is to see democracy. The President can speak to that firsthand. The worst problem that an ideologue that uses terror to try to get their way is to see a free society emerge. And I'm confident we're making great progress in Iraq.

And clearly, it's dangerous and we mourn the loss of life. On the other hand, the eight-and-a-half million Iraqis who went to the polls sent a very clear message to the world, that they want to be free.


Yes, they do. They want to be free of this American occupation and the many permanent U.S. bases that are planned for their country.

Let us not forget that this president to war based on lies...not misunderstandings, or "bad intelligence", but lies. He wanted to go to war against Iraq, and the intelligence community was ordered by Bush's henchmen to give them the intelligence to match the plan. The damning evidence in the Downing Street memo may be being ignored by the mainstream media, but that doesn't hide the reality that this president played on the fears of a frightened population because he wanted a war. Over 1600 young Americans and countless Iraqi civilians are dead, with more casualties every day, because of a lie. And there is no exit strategy, no plan to leave, no plan for nothing except feeding more kids into this meatgrinder every day in perpetuity.

His own party impeached a president for less.
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Monday, May 23, 2005

A bum deal
Posted by Jill | 8:13 PM

I would expect this of anything with Joe Lieberman's name on it. But it looks like Senate "moderates" have caved on some of the worst judician nominees ever to face a Senate vote.

The New York Times is reporting that Democrats have caved on attempts to filibuster the worst of the worst -- Priscilla Owen, Janice Rogers Brown and William Pryor, reserving the right to vote against two other wingnut nominees.

Owen, Brown, and Pryor are three of the nastiest, most corrupt judges we've ever seen -- and it looks like the Dems have decided they don't have the stones to fight the "Democrats hate blacks and women meme" that the Republicans have been using in this most cynical positioning of Owen and Brown.

So once again, instead of fighting for what's right, they've thrown in the towel.

Bush has gotten 95% of his judgeships -- many of them open because Republicans refused to confirm Bill Clinton's nominees. But as befits a spoiled brat, he wants everything he wants. And his lackeys in the Senate will give it to him, and the Dickless Democrats have just rolled over yet again.
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More filling! Sucks less!
Posted by Jill | 3:44 PM

In case you wanted to know what I thought about Anakin Skywalker Gets Pissed Off Because Yoda Won't Give Him the Keys to the Porsche, you can read my deathless prose here. I ain't no Anthony Lane, but then, who is?
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Guantanamo Bay: America's first Auschwitz
Posted by Jill | 2:25 PM

Looks like the Bush Culture of Life is planning to build a gas =ahem= I mean death chamber at Gitmo:

A court and execution chamber could be built at the US detention camp in Cuba under plans being drawn up by military officials.
Military tribunals for some of the hundreds of men detained at the US base on Guantanamo Bay moved a step closer last month with the appointment of a chief prosecutor and chief defence counsel.

Pentagon rules for the tribunals permit death sentences to be passed and the construction of a death chamber at the camp is among options being considered.

But defence officials stress that everything remains on the drawing board until orders are issued by the president.

"We have a number of plans that we work for short-term and long-term strategies but that's all they are - plans," camp commander Major-General Geoffrey Miller told the Associated Press news agency.

'Getting ready'

Renovation work such as rewiring has begun on a number of buildings which could later be designated as courts for the tribunals.

General Miller told AP there are also plans to build a permanent prison block for those convicted and sentenced and an execution chamber should any be sentenced to death.

"We're getting ready so we won't be starting from scratch," he said.

The detainees held at Camp Delta on the isolated US base include about 680 people captured during the war against the Taleban in Afghanistan, launched by the US after the 11 September 2001 attacks.

No charges

All have been classified as "enemy combatants" and as such are not entitled to legal representation or a civil trial.

None have yet been charged though cases are being prepared against 10 or more detainees.


People being held without charges....death chambers....it all sounds depressingly familiar, doesn't it? Is this what you want your government doing in your name?

Meanwhile, Eric Blumrich shows how the Bush Administration meets all 14 definitions of fascism.
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I think it's more because his name sounds French
Posted by Jill | 1:35 PM

Arnaud de Borchgrave, founder of the Moonie Times, has his tidy-whities in a twist about being mistakenly snagged in a no-fly list:

How does one wind up on a terrorist watch list when all you've done in a journalistic career that spanned almost six decades is report on and expose terrorist and other evildoers?
This reporter was tagged as a terrorist suspect as he returned to the United States via Washington Dulles International Airport in Virginia from three consecutive trips abroad. Taken aside and questioned as my luggage was carefully checked shirt by short by socks, then on to washbag to unscrew an electric toothbrush and squeeze a little toothpaste out of the tube. My questions were ignored by a grim-faced young woman wearing her most hostile expression.

An appeal to the powers that be at the Department of Homeland Security and U.S. Customs and Border Protection elicited verbal apologies. But the Dulles brigade gave me the same treatment two more times before my name could be extracted from batteries of computer systems -- and my reputation recovered.


Of course, when it's OTHER PEOPLE getting snagged, it's a question of national security. But when WINGNUTS are snagged, well, do I smell a lawsuit here?
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The future of science in America
Posted by Jill | 12:03 PM

If you think that the creationism vs. evolution debate is simply angels dancing on the head of a pin, guess again. The creationists want nothing less than a Biblical framework for all scientific study in America. Creationism, or even "intelligent design", isn't scientific theory, it's throwing up our hands and believing what the preacher tells us because some things are just Too Big To Understand.

When every other developed country in the world is adhering to scientific methodology in their research, how long do you think it's going to take for us to become a third-world backwater if the scientific community is constrained by blind faith in a much-translated 2000-year-old book?

Case in point:

Ken Ham has spent 11 years working on a museum that poses the big question when and how did life begin? Ham hopes to soon offer an answer to that question in his still-unfinished Creation Museum in northern Kentucky.

The $25 million monument to creationism offers Ham's view that God created the world in six, 24-hour days on a planet just 6,000 years old. The largest museum of its kind in the world, it hopes to draw 600,000 people from the Midwest and beyond in its first year.

Ham, 53, isn't bothered that his literal interpretation of the Bible runs counter to accepted scientific theory, which says Earth and its life forms evolved over billions of years.

Ham said the museum is a way of reaching more people along with the Answers in Genesis Web site, which claims to get 10 million page views per month and his "Answers ... with Ken Ham" radio show, carried by more than 725 stations worldwide.

"People will get saved here," Ham said of the museum. "It's going to fire people up. If nothing else, it's going to get them to question their own position of what they believe."

Ham is ready for a fight over his beliefs based on a literal interpretation of the book of Genesis, the first book of the Old Testament.

"It's a foundational battle," said Ham, a native of Australia who still speaks with an accent. "You've got to get people believing the right history - and believing that you can trust the Bible."

Among Ham's beliefs are that the Earth is about 6,000 years old, a figure arrived at by tracing the biblical genealogies, and not 4.5 billion years, as mainstream scientists say; the Grand Canyon was formed not by erosion over millions of years, but by floodwaters in a matter of days or weeks and that dinosaurs and man once coexisted, and dozens of the creatures including Tyrannosaurus Rex were passengers on the ark built by Noah, who was a real man, not a myth.


This isn't "creation science", it's bullshit. It's Biblical faith claiming to be science. And it's going to put the U.S. at a strong disadvantage in the future. If individuals want to believe this pap, fine. That's part of living in a free society. But don't call it science, and don't teach this crap to kids as science. Call it religion, and teach it to kids as just what is is: what some people believe. Not as Absolute Truth.
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The law of unintended consequences
Posted by Jill | 8:08 AM

Somehow I have a feeling that female prisoners aren't getting Medicaid-paid birth control.

ABC News:

Scores of convicted rapists and other high-risk sex offenders in New York have been getting Viagra paid by Medicaid for the last five years, the state's comptroller said Sunday.

Audits by Comptroller Alan Hevesi's office showed that between January 2000 and March 2005, 198 sex offenders in New York received Medicaid-reimbursed Viagra after their convictions. Those included crimes against children as young as 2 years old, he said.

Hevesi asked Michael Leavitt, secretary of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, in a letter Sunday to "take immediate action to ensure that sex offenders do not receive erectile dysfunction medication paid for by taxpayers."

A call to Leavitt's office was not immediately returned Sunday.

According to Hevesi, the problem is an unintended consequence of a 1998 directive from federal officials telling states that Medicaid prescription programs must include Viagra. His office discovered that the state was helping sex offenders pay for Viagra by checking Medicaid pharmacy expenditures against the state's sex offender registry.


Bush's HHS department is so worried that there might be a man out there who can't get laid because he can't afford his Daddy's Little Helpers, God forbid they should make exceptions to universal access to Viagra.

And this is the same administration that thinks pharmacists should be able to deny contraceptives for single women.

So who are these guys supposed to be fucking? Mules? I guess so, as long as they're female mules. Anything else would be gay, and therefore a threat to Rick Santorum's marriage.
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Sunday, May 22, 2005

Nedra Pickler is at it again
Posted by Jill | 4:34 PM

Haven't heard much about ol' Picklepuss lately, have we?

Well, in her coverage of the heckling Laura Bush received in Jerusalem this weekend (so much for those hearts and minds, eh?), she dutifully follows the Administration meme about Newsweek being SOLELY responsible for anti-American sentiment in the Middle East, even after quoting both Muslim and Jewish demonstrators to the contrary:

Some visitors that Mrs. Bush encountered near the Dome of the Rock, a mosque on a hilltop compound known to Muslims as Haram as-Sharif and to Jews as Temple Mount, shouted at her in Arabic. As she left the mosque, one heckler yelled, "How dare you come in here! Why your husband kill Muslim?"

Mrs. Bush removed her shoes as she entered the mosque and walked barefoot on the red carpet. She held a black scarf tightly around her head as she gazed up at the gilded dome and the colorful mosaics.

Some of the women studying inside the mosque were clearly annoyed at the intrusion and waved their fingers at the U.S. entourage. Despite the chaos at both sites, Mrs. Bush kept smiling and said little.

As she left, visitors and media grew so aggressive that Israeli police locked arms and encircled her in a wide human chain. U.S. Secret Service agents packed tightly around her. The police yelled at those who got too close to stay back and pushed them away if they did not listen.

Pollard's supporters also held up signs outside the resident of Israel's president, where Mrs. Bush had tea with his wife, Gila Katsav, and other Israeli women.

No protesters were evident when Mrs. Bush had lunch with leading Palestinian women at a hotel in Jericho, a town that Israel recently turned over to Palestinian control, or when she visited the palace ruins and appealed for peace.

"It will take a lot of baby steps, and I'm sure it will be a few steps backward on the way," she said.

"But I want to encourage the people that I met with earlier and the women that I just met with that the United States will do what they can in this process. It also requires the work of the people here, of the Palestinians and the Israelis to come to the table, obviously. And we'll see."

Behind the recent rise in anti-American sentiment is a now-retracted report in Newsweek that Pentagon investigators had found evidence that interrogators at the U.S. Navy base at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, placed copies of the Quran, the Muslim holy book, in washrooms to unsettle suspects and flushed a Quran down a toilet.


Someone ought to remind Picklepuss that Bush is now sitting with 43% approval ratings and she doesn't need to fellate him in print all the time anymore.
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Quote of the Day
Posted by Jill | 4:12 PM

“I’m a committed Christian, and I’m not going to have other people tell me how I should or shouldn’t be a Christian. That’s my personal business, and I’m not going to have these Pharisees tell me what to do.” -- Howard Dean, on Timmy the Bush Flack today.


Did any of you see the good Doctor smack Timmeh around today? Yes, he made a few blunders, like saying "Osama bin Laden" when he meant "Saddam Hussein." But Howard Dean is nobody's pussy, and he's not going to let an administration flack like Tim Russert push him around.

Here's Dean after being lectured by Sir Tim the Sanctimonious about "a physician to mock somebody who has gone into therapy and the abuse for drug addiction..." in the context of Rush Limbaugh:

Here's the point I was trying--as most of these things are taken by the Republicans, spun around Washington saying this in a one sentence, which I generally had said. But then they're sort of manipulated around, saying this is the kind of thing he said. The Rush Limbaugh comment was one that I made about Rush Limbaugh, and I also said something about Bill O'Reilly. The problem is not that these folks have problems. They do, and they have problems in the case of a drug addiction. That's a medical problem. And I respect those who clearly, in my profession, who are trying to overcome their problems.

The problem is it is galling to Democrats, 48 percent of us who did not support the president, it is galling to be lectured to about moral values by folks who have their own problems. Hypocrisy is a value that I think has been embraced by the Republican Party. We get lectured by people all day long about moral values by people who have their own moral shortcomings. I don't think we ought to give a whole lot of lectures to people--I think the Bible says something to the effect that be careful when you talk about the shortcomings of somebody else when you haven't removed the moat from your own eye. And I don't think we ought to be lectured to by Republicans who have got all these problems themselves.

[snip]

I will use whatever position I have in order to root out hypocrisy. I'm not going to be lectured as a Democrat--we've got some pretty strong moral values in my party, and maybe we ought to do a better job standing up and fighting for them. Our moral values, in contradiction to the Republicans', is we don't think kids ought to go to bed hungry at night. Our moral values say that people who work hard all their lives ought to be able to retire with dignity. Our moral values say that we ought to have a strong, free public education system so that we can level the playing field. Our moral values say that what's going on in Indian country in this country right now in terms of health care and education is a disgrace, and for the president of the United States to cut back on health-care services all over America is wrong.

Democrats have strong moral values. Frankly, my moral values are offended by some of the things I hear on programs like "Rush Limbaugh," and we don't have to put up with that. Our problem in this party is we didn't stand up early enough and fight back against folks like that who thought they were going to push us around and bully us, and we're not going to do it anymore.


Dean on abortion rights:

I'm not advocating we change our position. I believe that a woman has a right to make up her own mind about what kind of health care she gets, and I think Democrats believe that in general. Here's the problem--and we were outmanipulated by the Republicans; there's no question about it. We have been forced into the idea of "We're going to defend abortion." I don't know anybody who thinks abortion is a good thing. I don't know anybody in either party who is pro-abortion. The issue is not whether we think abortion is a good thing. The issue is whether a woman has a right to make up her own mind about her health care, or a family has a right to make up their own mind about how their loved ones leave this world. I think the Republicans are intrusive and they invade people's personal privacy, and they don't have a right to do that.

Let me tell you why I think we ought to--why I want to strike the words "abortion" and "choice." When I campaigned for this job, I talked to lots of Democrats. And there are significant numbers of pro-life Democrats in the South. And one lady said to me, you know, "I'm pro-life. I don't like abortion. I would never have one. I would hope my daughter would never have one. But, you know, if the lady next door got herself in a fix, I'm not sure I should be the one to tell her what to do." Now, we call that woman pro-choice, but she thinks of herself as pro-life. The minute we start with the "pro-choice, pro- choice, pro-choice," she says, "Well, that's not me."

But when you talk about framing this debate the way it ought to be framed, which is "Do you want Tom DeLay and the boys to make up your mind about this, or does a woman have a right to make up her own mind about what kind of health care she gets," then that pro-life woman says "Well, now, you know, I've had people try to make up my mind for me and I don't think that's right." This is an issue about who gets to make up their minds: the politicians or the individual. Democrats are for the individual. We believe in individual rights. We believe in personal freedom and personal responsibility. And that debate is one that we didn't win, because we kept being forced into the idea of defending the idea of abortion.


Dean on religion and politics:

I don't go to church all that much. I consider myself a deeply religious person. I consider myself a Christian. And I don't--you know, some of the other Christians would dare to say that I'm not a Christian. Frankly, it's what gets my ire up. We get back to the Rush Limbaugh stuff. I am sick of being told what I and what I'm not by other people. I'll tell you what I am. I'm a committed Christian. And the fact of whether I go to church or not, people can say whether I should or shouldn't, I worship in my own way. It came out in the campaign that I pray every night. That's my business. That's not the business of the pharisees who are going to preach to me about what I do and then do something else.

You know, I care about values a lot. And one of the reasons that I care a lot is because of my upbringing. And it was a--I grew up in a Christian household. Now, because I grew up--I'm a congregationalist. People say, "Well, those are liberals." Well, since when do Christians get tagged liberal or conservative? You either believe in the teachings of Jesus or you don't. I do. And I'm not ashamed to admit it. But I don't go around wearing it on my sleeve. And I think that's a private matter. And I'm happy to talk about it. I've been through a political campaign. There are a lot of folks to whom, you know, that's very important. I respect that. But I'm not going to be lectured to about my own private morality and my own private business by people who don't have the moat taken out of their own eye.


Well, that was more than one quote. But DAMN, he's good. They need to let him get out and speak more, except them people might realize that the assorted clowns from which they'll get to choose in 2006 are all inferior to the guy who frightened them so much last year.
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Sunday Snark Blogging
Posted by Jill | 3:22 PM

The (U.K.) Sun:

Bush probes Saddam's pants
By TOM NEWTON DUNN


GEORGE Bush yesterday launched a probe into how pictures of Saddam Hussein in his underpants were leaked.

His spokesman said: “He has been briefed. He wants to get to the bottom of it.”


Daniel Okrent, eat your heart out.
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Sunday Morning Rant
Posted by Jill | 8:41 AM

Which is it? Is the Bush Administration this incompetent, or is their hatred of All Things Non-Christian beginning to bleed through their so-called Iraq policy?

First, we have the photos of Saddam Hussein in his prison cell, published in a Murdoch-owned British tabloid, and taken by U.S. military personnel (they can't blame THIS one on Newsweek), and released in the hope that the photos would "deal a body blow to the insurgency".

WTF? Regardless of how Iraqis feel about Saddam Hussein, I don't think anyone thinks that publishing pictures of him in his tidy-whities is acceptable foreign policy. What on earth are these people in the Administration thinking? We expect things like "President Bush said he did not think the images would incite further anti-American sentiment" from President Delusional, but you'd think that others in the Administration would be smarter than that. Of course, anyone who posits and opinion opposed to that of C-Plus Caligula is quickly purged, so perhaps they really DON'T know any better.

Now they've sent Laura Bush over there, in the hope that Mrs. Horse Masturbator will win hearts and minds in the Middle East by calling for increased rights for women at the same time as her husband's Brothers in Christ are calling for a return of American women to the 13th century, with an end to abortion rights, an end to access to contraception, and a return to their role as property of men. Of course, something tells me she's not going to chastise the Saudis for not allowing women to vote. When it's Saudi Arabia, it's about "cultural differences."

Oy.

Last night I watched a network television national newscast for the first time in months, and realized anew why I don't bother. The networks really HAVE become Pravda. In this case, the broadcast was on the so-called liberal CBS, which has become so cowed by the Air National Guard memo fracas that it no longer even attempts to give the news, but instead brings on commentators to talk about the wonderful things we're doing in Iraq and Afghanistan -- while Hamid Karzai is furious at us because of the prisoner abuse in his country and the car bombings continue in Iraq unabated. Then, after the obligatory 5-second rah-rahs for the Administration, we moved on to the important news -- like a house in Cleveland that burnt down with a woman and children inside it, and a small plane crash on the beach at Coney Island in which four people died. You know, the really vitally important stuff.

The depths to which journalism has sunk in this country are just unbelievable. Here's what the new obmudsman at the New York Times had to say about the paper's reluctance to give significant positioning and column space to the Downing Street memo:

...it appears that key editors simply were slow to recognize that the minutes of a high-powered meeting on a life-and-death issue — their authenticity undisputed — probably needed to be assessed in some fashion for readers.


Have you picked up your teeth from the floor yet? Good. Can you imagine? How on earth can "key editors" be "slow to realize" that this memo was newsworthy? Are they that incompetent, or just that cowed by the Administration?

I understand that there are people who just don't want to know just how corrupt this Administration is. I'm not going to sit here and tell you it's fun knowing that the President of the United States and the people around him allowed the United States to be attacked because it gave them a pretext for the war against Iraq they wanted -- a war for which they never would have had support without the 9/11 attacks, given Bush's approval ratings in the 40's before 9/11. And I understand not wanting to believe that a president baldfacedly lied to us, not about something so trivial as a tawdry sexual affair, but about a war -- about sending hundreds of thousands of American kids off to die because either the neocons wanted empire, or because Israel wanted protection, or because campaign contributors wanted the oil and reconstruction money, or because the president has issues with his father. I understand not wanting to look at your children and know that you have compromised their future by voting for this president because you were scared and thought he had your best interests in mind. I understand these things. But there's no longer a choice, folks. Denial of the facts doesn't make them go away.
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