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Saturday, June 03, 2006

Remind me again why I decided I wanted to do this...
Posted by Jill | 9:08 PM
Oh yeah....because I believe in the candidate.

I'm up to my eyeballs in the end-game grunt work of a high-stakes political campaign here in NJ, so there'll be light blogging for the next few days.

In recruiting a guest blogger, I decided this time to ask the underrecognized and under-trafficked Spiiderweb to do the honors. Spiidey and I reside in the low-rent district, outside of the Kool Kids Klub here in Lefter Blogtopia (™ Skippy), so us outcasts have to do for each other.

I hope you enjoy the diversion, and I'll be back full-bore on Wednesday with the recap.
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Friday, June 02, 2006

Keith Olbermann: Speaking truth to Bill O'Reilly
Posted by Jill | 8:36 PM
I've never seen Olbermann this pissed.
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The Most Fucked Up Piece of Video You Will Ever See
Posted by Jill | 8:22 PM
It's unintentionally hilarious, perhaps intentionally snarky, and maybe one of the scariest things I've ever seen. It's self-styled "conversion therapist" Richard Cohen (oy vey....another shandeh far di goyim) and some of the "techniques" he uses to cure gay men.

Perverts, these Jeebofascists Zombies are. Every last fucking one of them.
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First they came for the overseas phone records....
Posted by Jill | 10:47 AM
...and I said nothing, because I am not overseas. Then they came for the phone records of everyone who CALLS overseas, and I said nothing, because I don't make calls overseas. Then they came for the search records of users of search engines, and I said nothing because I don't search for porn.

Well, actually, I said a lot, but Martin Niemoller is being paraphrased more and more every day.

Now they're coming for ALL of your internet activity, so you'd better speak the hell up now:

The Justice Department is asking Internet companies to keep records on the Web-surfing activities of their customers to aid law enforcement, and may propose legislation to force them to do so.

The director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Robert S. Mueller III, and Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales held a meeting in Washington last Friday where they offered a general proposal on record-keeping to a group of senior executives from Internet companies, said Brian Roehrkasse, a spokesman for the department. The meeting included representatives from America Online, Microsoft, Google, Verizon and Comcast.

The attorney general has appointed a task force of department officials to explore the issue, and that group is holding another meeting with a broader group of Internet executives today, Mr. Roehrkasse said. The department also met yesterday with a group of privacy experts.

The Justice Department is not asking the Internet companies to give it data about users, but rather to retain information that could be subpoenaed through existing laws and procedures, Mr. Roehrkasse said.

While initial proposals were vague, executives from companies that attended the meeting said they gathered that the department was interested in records that would allow them to identify which individuals visited certain Web sites and possibly conducted searches using certain terms.

It also wants the Internet companies to retain records about whom their users exchange e-mail with, but not the contents of e-mail messages, the executives said. The executives spoke on the condition that they not be identified because they did not want to offend the Justice Department.


...which means that when the government decides that you are an enemy of the state because you don't support the Bush Administration's eventual war in Iran and everywhere else in the world, they can use your internet searching to nail you.

If you think this is still about preventing terrorism, guess again. All this talk of freedom abroad, and the United States is turning into Stalinist Russia -- and all this without a shot being fired, and no one gives a shit, as long as it doesn't interfere with the latest about Natalee Holloway, or the model who was eaten by an alligator in Florida, or the latest blond woman to be murdered with her own bikini top, or the latest speculation about the Clintons' marriage, or the first photos of Angelina Jolie's baby, or.........
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Thursday, June 01, 2006

More on looking up the ladder
Posted by Jill | 7:17 AM
In early 2005, I received the only bad performance review of my life. I was in the midst of a bout of the "brain fog" and inability to concentrate and focus that are among the lesser-known manifestations of menopause, exacerbated by a very bad cold that had lasted six weeks. I was in the midst of a very high profile project, and frankly, my testing on it sucked.

It was a brutal and scary experience, but by this year, I received perhaps the most positive performance review of my life.

But I am a mere employee, not a CEO. If I were a CEO, my performance would have absolutely no relevance to my compensation. In fact, it's entirely possible that if the performance of the company I headed didn't measure up, they'd change the benchmark for performance -- just so that I could get my bonus.

Nice gig if you can get it, right?

Of course, while ordinary Americans are pointing their fingers at Scary Mexicans because they are laboring under the delusion that the plutocracy is someday going to invite them into the club and shovel some of this largesse into their pockets; and while most of us work on a pay-for-performance basis, the rules are different if you're a CEO:

As executive pay packages have rocketed in recent years, their defenders have contended that because most are tied to company performance, they are both earned and deserved. But as the Las Vegas Sands example shows, investors who plow through company filings often find that executive compensation exceeds the amounts allowed under the performance targets set by the directors.

Executives of companies as varied as Halliburton, the military contractor and oil services concern; Assurant, an insurance company; and Big Lots, a discount retailer, all received bonuses and other pay outside the performance parameters set by the boards of those companies.

It is the equivalent of moving the goalposts to shorten the field, compensation experts say.

"Lowering the hurdles is especially disconcerting because very often the goals are not set all that high to begin with," said Lucian Bebchuk, professor at Harvard Law School and author with Jesse Fried of "Pay Without Performance." Mr. Bebchuk said shareholders should be especially alert to increases in bonuses because more companies were shifting away from stock options and into cash incentives.

Some employment agreements actually stipulate that they will provide bonuses even if company performance declines. The agreement struck in 2004 by Peter Chernin, president and chief operating officer of the News Corporation, entitles him to a bonus even if earnings per share fall at the company. If earnings rise by 15 percent in any given year, Mr. Chernin's bonus is $12.5 million. But if they fall 6.25 percent, Mr. Chernin's bonus is $4.5 million, and an earnings decline of 14 percent translates to a $3.52 million bonus.

Last year, Mr. Chernin received $8.3 million in salary and $18.9 million in bonus pay. A company spokesman declined to comment on the bonus structure. He confirmed that the company's chief executive, Rupert Murdoch, has a similar bonus arrangement. Company filings show that Mr. Murdoch received a bonus of $18.9 million last year.

While bonus and other incentive pay figures are included in company filings, shareholders hoping to calculate precisely what performance objectives executives must meet to receive such pay can be confounded.


I have some stock holdings in an IRA account, and as a result, I get these huge packages of annual reports and proxy ballots. It's the most boring thing in the world to read through, but I pay special attention to ballot issues regarding executive compensation. Because when American companies are laying people off by the tens of thousands, gutting the pensions and passing on more of the health care costs to the employees they retain, and as a result the CEO gets a bonus, something is very, very wrong with the system.
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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

They didn't tell us that "liberating the Iraqi people" meant liberating them from this mortal coil
Posted by Jill | 7:45 PM
Appalling:

U.S. forces killed two Iraqi women — one of them about to give birth — when the troops shot at a car that failed to stop at an observation post in a city north of Baghdad, Iraqi officials and relatives said Wednesday.

Nabiha Nisaif Jassim, 35, was being raced to the maternity hospital in Samarra by her brother when the shooting occurred Tuesday.

Jassim, the mother of two children, and her 57-year-old cousin, Saliha Mohammed Hassan, were killed by the U.S. forces, according to police Capt. Laith Mohammed and witnesses.

The U.S. military said coalition troops fired at a car after it entered a clearly marked prohibited area near an observation post but failed to stop despite repeated visual and auditory warnings.

"Shots were fired to disable the vehicle," the military said in a statement e-mailed to The Associated Press. "Coalition forces later received reports from Iraqi police that two women had died from gunshot wounds ... and one of the females may have been pregnant."

Jassim's brother, who was wounded by broken glass, said he did not see any warnings as he sped his sister to the hospital. Her husband was waiting for her there.

"I was driving my car at full speed because I did not see any sign or warning from the Americans. It was not until they shot the two bullets that killed my sister and cousin that I stopped," he said. "God take revenge on the Americans and those who brought them here. They have no regard for our lives."

He said doctors tried but failed to save the baby after his sister was brought to the hospital.


Way to win hearts and minds, George.
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THREEPENNY OPERA tix available
Posted by Jill | 11:49 AM
I have two tickets for the Roundabout Theatre production THE THREE PENNY OPERA for Saturday, June 10, at 2 PM to sell.

The seats are mid-mezzanine right, row FF, seats 106 and 108.

These tickets cost me $86.25 each plus handling charges; I am willing to sell for $45 each; $90 for the pair.

The show is at Studio 54 in New York City and stars Alan Cumming, Jim Dale, Cyndi Lauper, Ana Gasteyer, and Nellie McKay. It features a new translation by Wallace Shawn, and is nominated for Tony Awards for Best Musical Revival.

If you'd like to buy these tickets (I take PayPal), please e-mail me at brilliantatbreakfast at gmail dot com.
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Eight Random Facts About Me
Posted by Jill | 11:19 AM
Oh, dear Lord...at the risk of feeding the trolls, here goes:


1. I write "women's fiction" with flawed, angsty protagonists who tend to follow a "transgress/redemption" storyline -- pretty conventional stuff for an iconoclast.

2. For all that I'm opposed to it on principle, I have actually considered plastic surgery -- for about five minutes.

3. My dream house would be a fully restored, 1800-square-foot Craftsman bungalow full of Stickley furniture. Something like this. (But it's gotta have two bathrooms...)

4. I believe in reincarnation and have had experiences that can only be chalked up to past-life memories.

5. If I (God forbid) can't stay at my current job because of layoffs, my "dream second career" would be as a personal chef.

6. I march to my own drummer more than people think. Feminist bloggers dislike me because I can't see getting hot under the collar because John Aravosis called Sen. Pat Roberts a "Big girl". Mainstream Democrats dislike me because I refuse to support candidates from outside the district who are chosen by the party apparatchiks because they have cash. Maybe that's why I don't get a lot of traffic.

7. I fear death and often have the nagging thought, "What if the Christofascist Zombie Brigade is right?" Then I think about a model of reality that involves some great white alpha male who knocked up a virgin and had a son who was a god, whom he allowed to get nailed to a tree so that married men in the 21st century could be forgiven for theft, embezzlement, corruption, and pedophilia; and get off scott free -- and decide, "Naaah."

8. I REALLY, REALLY like Green Day.

OK, a couple of tags (I don't keep track of who got these before, so if you've done one of these, just ignore this).

ModFab
Spiiderweb
Fat Bastard
Jay
Lynn
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The Prince of Tallahassee (hearts) the Swift Boat Liars
Posted by Jill | 10:52 AM
Peter Daou has a letter that Newt Gingrich Wet Dream Future Republican Presidential Nominee Jeb Bush wrote to one of the Swift Boat liars, praising his "willingness to stand up against John Kerry.

Sayeth Mr. Daou at Salon:

Exclusive: Love Letter from Jeb Bush to Swift Boat Liars - "As someone who truly understands the risk of standing up for something, I simply cannot express in words how much I value their willingness to stand up against John Kerry. Their efforts, like their service to their country, speak volumes about what matters most." - Jeb Bush, January 19, 2005....So let's get this straight: the value of "standing up to" (i.e. smearing) a man who volunteered to risk his life for America "cannot be expressed in words" because, like service to the nation, it "speaks volumes about what matters most." Yes it does, in the twisted view of America's far right, where vilifying war heroes like Murtha, Cleland, and Kerry is a noble cause. And slandering those who are disgusted by Abu Ghraib and Haditha is laudable. And sitting behind a computer cheering on and "supporting the troops" while they lie dead and dying in the streets of Baghdad is respectable. And impugning the integrity of the majority of Americans who want the troops to come home is commendable. Yes, it's a great mission to slime a decorated veteran.... in the twisted view of people whom Al Gore calls "renegade rightwing extremists."


These are the people that Jeb Bush can be expected to suck up to when he attempts to ascend to the Bush Family Throne.

Get ready.
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Light if any blogging today
Posted by Jill | 9:47 AM
Up late last night doing campaign mailings; up early slapping stamps on postcards, up late tonight at a campaign meeting, so light blogging today.

Meanwhile, you can read all about how once again, the enemy of my enemy is my friend, as American foreign policy is to suck up to the very same Somali warlords we tried to arrest in the 1990's, resulting in 18 dead soldiers, one of whom was dragged through the streets on national television during the infamous "Black Hawk Down" episode.

This is the same short-sighted thinking that gave us Osama Bin Laden.
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Tuesday, May 30, 2006

The rumbles about the Prince of Tallahassee's ascension to the throne continue
Posted by Jill | 7:35 AM
It is becoming impossible to believe that the "Jeb for President" rumblings are anything other than a trial balloon to see if Jeb Bush has anything approaching enough support so Republicans can steal an election for him and get away with it.

It started last week when President Thirty Percent said "Look, I think he'd be a great president," and Bush Family Fellater Elisabeth Bumiller made a parting shot across the bow on her way to book leave to speculate on a Jeb run in 2012:

No one, the president included, is suggesting that the younger Bush will run in 2008, and Governor Bush, whose second term is up in January, has adamantly ruled it out.

But Republican Party leaders continue to talk seriously about a continuation of the dynasty, a Bush III administration, with Jeb as a candidate in 2012 or 2016, when the memory of the current president's dismal poll ratings will be less of a factor. That, at least, is what happened the last time around: President George Bush's unpopularity at the end of his term in 1992 did not hurt his eldest son when he ran for president eight years later.


In other words, despite the fact that George W. Bush has managed to fuck up everything he's touched for the last five years, party leaders must be worried enough about the current stable of Republican hopefuls to believe that Governor Remove Terri Schiavo By Force is a viable contender. Or perhaps they're worried that they won't be able to steal the 2008 election and are counting on President Hillary so we can have a repeat of the LAST Clinton years, which resulted in everyone forgetting Bush Père's dismal approval ratings near the end of his term.

But now the Jeb meme has gone beyond the new form of "speculative journalism" that seems to have taken hold at the Grey Lady, and now Newt Gingrich is beating the Jeb drum:

Probably '08 is a little bit tricky, but " '12 or '16 isn't. And he's a young enough guy (53) that he has a great future," Gingrich said on the Political Connections television show airing today on Bay News 9. "I just think his natural, personal ability is so great that people are going to realize he is not his father and he's not his brother. He's a very unique, charismatic leader with extraordinary capabilities. ... Jeb Bush may well be the most innovative (governor) in the entire country."


If the Democrats had anything resembling a spine at all, I would love to see someone go at Jeb Bush the minute he starts beating the "family values" drum -- given that Jeb's wife is a smuggler, his daughter is a drug addict, his older son (the next Bush in line after Jeb for whom the Family has political ambitions) is a stalker, and his younger son has alcohol and anger management issues.

Can we make a deal, then? No more Clintons and no more Bushes? After all, this is NOT a monarchy, no matter how much the Bush Family might wish it were so.
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On wounded journalists and faceless soldiers
Posted by Jill | 7:34 AM
I had planned to blog yesterday about the deaths of CBS cameraman Paul Douglas and sound man James Brolan, and the injuries to correspondent Kimberly Dozier yesterday, but wasn't sure what I wanted to say -- and I'm still not sure....because it troubles me that American soldiers are dying every day in Iraq, but it's only when journalists fall that the war really seems to "come home."

Marie Cocco writes about the response of returning soldiers to apathy that Americans feel about this war, as they obsess instead about the American Idol winner or about an injured racehorse or the Brangelina Baby.

Cocco attributes the apathy to the fact that the all-volunteer military means that fewer of us know someone who has actually served. I can recall a Thanksgiving dinner during the Vietnam war at the home of a family friend, in which the grace said before the meal prayed for the safety of one guest's son who was serving in Vietnam -- a son who as yet unbeknownst to anyone at the table, was already dead. When we later found out that he had been killed, it was the first time the Vietnam war seemed real to me.

And that was a war that was heavily covered -- warts and all -- on television.

Today, we get war sanitized for public consumption. The dead are brought home under cover of darkness. The wounded are tucked away at Walter Reade Medical Center, invisible to the yellow ribbon types who continue to pump dozens of gallons of Middle Eastern petrofuel into their gas-guzzlers all the while talking about turning the entire region into glass and then go home to watch the Yankees play baseball.

The war in Iraq has become something to which we've become accustomed, so we shrug it off.

For those of us who lived through the Vietnam era, there's a depressing sense of dejá vu about the whole thing. Already there are veterans of this war who are homeless. There are veterans who are suffering the kind of permanent emotional damage that will make it nearly impossible for them to live normal lives. And Congress continues to cut veterans' benefits as it shovels more and more of our tax dollars into the pockets of the already preposterously wealthy.

But these are just faceless young men and women, because the government and the military hide them away from our sight. We don't know them. It's only when we see a 23-year-old kid with no arms and a 14" scar running across his skull that we even think about what's happening in Iraq -- or when a face we're accustomed to seeing on the evening news is a casualty.

So while we're wishing Kimberly Dozier a quick recovery, and continue to hope that ABC correspondent Bob Woodward continues to recover, we ought also to think of the many faces we DON'T see on the evening news -- and once again demand that they be brought home.
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