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Saturday, August 23, 2008

Mike Boettcher Takes Flight With No Ignoring! Truth Through Risk!
Posted by Anonymous | 11:48 PM
Our good friend, Mike Boettcher, of No Ignoring!, has reportedly completed preproduction and headed back to the sandbox. He headed out yesterday and is currently in Kuwait at Ali as Salim Air Base. He is now scheduled for an early equipment draw and then an air movement into Baghdad's Green Zone, followed by a Rhino Ride to Camp Liberty. At Liberty the team has a production trailer from which they will jump headlong into the dangerous project that they have spent months preparing for via a boot camp-like preproduction situation. The time in Baghdad is approximately 7 hours ahead of us here in New York City, and as he is duplicating the experience of the soldiers in the field, we can expect that by now Mike and his team are exhausted.

In the coming weeks, Mike will be providing us with information and stories from the battlefield to the field camps of Iraq. He and his team will be living alongside the soldiers and showing their experiences as soldiers, members of their platoons, and as human beings far from home, doing a job that is as difficult as it is terrifying and heartbreaking.






At the same time, Mike will be co-teaching a groundbreaking class, "War and Media,"at his alma mater, the University of Oklahoma, along with the Gaylord College of Journalism. Mike will appear weekly via video link to interact with students and give them an on the ground experience of what goes into war reporting. More on that here.

c/p RIPCoco

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Saturday Night Big Blue Smurf Blogging: What They Said
Posted by Jill | 10:44 PM
Today's honoree: sometime B@B poster and prodigal son Jurassicpork, for It's Our Constitution, Too.

Money quote:

Harry Reid and Chuck Schumer, so-called Democratic leaders, contacted Hackett barely after he'd announced his candidacy. They even contacted Hackett's donors and told them to stop contributing to the Hackett campaign. Here's how the conversation went (my bullshit filter is clogged but nonetheless still on):

"Paul, we admire you and all, so don't get us wrong. You're handsome, dynamic, you've acquired a national following because you take the right positions that we, too, would love to take. And Lord knows you can get the parishioners to kick in to the collection plate until it hurts.

"And, while you may be a Democrat, you're... not our kind of Democrat. We have someone else in mind, a well-oiled Beltway insider. You may've heard of him. His name's Sherrod Brown and he's already in Congress. He's our man.

"So, while we admire you for bringing out the vote and helping turn a red district bluer, let's just say that even if you win the Democratic primary, don't count on our support. So go back to shaking sand out of your boxer shorts in Baghdad, OK, sport? Thanks and have a nice war that we fully intend to continue funding forever."

(I know what the Great and Powerful Kos said about Hackett's betrayal, that it didn't exist, but the problem with that is in order to believe Kos's line of naive bullshit one first has to call Paul Hackett a liar.)

So Hackett did the graceful thing and stepped aside for the good of the Democrat party infiltrated by aforementioned pod people. In fact, Hackett was so graceful about it that he walked away from politics entirely. Brown won the election.

And what, over the last two years, has Brown done for you, my darling liberals?

A fuck of a lot less than Hackett likely would've done, if avoiding stepping on well-shod toes doesn't count.


As usual, The Daily Show, on March 14, 2006 nailed what the Democratic Party did to Paul Hackett:



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OK, so you don't like the Biden pick. So what are you going to do?
Posted by Jill | 8:35 PM
Aside from the Hillarions, who are going to take their dollies and dishes and go home and sulk, and let John McCain pick two Supreme Court justices who are going to make sure that their bodies, and the bodies of their daughters, belong to the Federal government, I wonder who the people pissing and moaning about the Biden selection would rather see on the ticket.

I've just about given up on the Hillarions. It's kind of sad to see the 1970's brand of white, middle-class,focused-on-trivia feminism not only still alive and well, but wrapping its tentacles around the psyches of young women -- because it isn't all middle-aged women screaming that Their Girl Got Done Wrong.

I'm not saying that sexism isn't rampant in our society, because it is. I'm not saying that the coverage of Hillary Clinton wasn't repulsive and sexist and demeaning, because it was. And it is. And it will continue to be. And the demonization of Hillary, with its all-too-revealing invention of Hillary-leg nutcrackers and other emblems of male fear, is not something that would have gone away had she been the nominee for either president OR vice-president. But this elevation of Hillary Clinton to Feminist Icon and Saint has always baffled me, as has the notion that somehow sexism would have disappeared forever if we only had Hillary in the White House.

I look at the comments sections on blogs and I see not just women, but supporters of other candidates, considering voting for Ralph Nader, or staying home, because they feel it just doesn't matter anymore. But isn't this exactly what got us into trouble in 2000? This notion that there was no difference between George W. Bush and Al Gore? Can anyone really say that we would be exactly where we were now if Al Gore had been president?

Barack Obama is hardly a progressive dream candidate. From his first day in the Senate, he's been cautious and careful -- a conciliator rather than a fighter. Joe Biden is a fighter, but he's also a guy who played softball in the Clarence Thomas hearings and has voted the interest of MBNA over the interest of regular Americans. But I'm sorry folks -- Dennis Kucinich is not going to be the president. Neither is Bernie Sanders. Neither is Barney Frank. That's reality.

Both parties are like baseball teams that's full of overpaid veterans past their prime, who used to be able to hit home runs and now can barely manage singles, because they just don't care. They get their fat salaries, and so they can get away with just showing up for work. What teams with these guys usually need is some young kids coming up from the farm system in September -- kids who really want to make it to the Show, and so they play their hearts out.

The Democratic and Republican parties are full of these overpaid veterans. In our party it's people like Steny Hoyer and Nancy Pelosi and the Blue Dogs who gave George W. Bush everything he wanted because they lacked the courage to do what's right. Or we have guys like Heath Shuler -- wingnuts in Democrats' clothing who are there because Chuck Schumer doesn't care what you believe, as long as you have a (D) after your name.

As I've written before, Joe Biden is as big a hack as we've seen on a national ticket. I don't expect Barack Obama, with his insistence that you can reach across the aisle to Republicans, and Senator MBNA, to turn this country into a progressive utopia.

But I would tell those people who think people like me are just rubbing their noses into Roe v. Wade as a weapon to think back, if you're old enough to the days before Roe, when you could get an abortion, but it was illegal and you had no idea if the person doing it knew what he or she was doing. And it made an unwanted pregnancy even scarier. If you aren't old enough, think about your daughter going to the local health clinic to get birth control and having the gum-chewing receptionist refuse to give her an appointment because this little twit at the desk doesn't believe in birth control. Because if you allow John McCain to become president, whether by voting for him or sitting home and sulking, that's what's going to happen. So is a military draft. Because in John McCain's world, anyone who looks at you crosswise gets war declared on them. And he's going to need cannon fodder to fight those wars. So is the continued bankruptcy of this country. Because John McCain, with his seven homes and his $500 shoes and his heiress wife feel that they and their friends need more money shoved into their bulging wallets via tax cuts. And if that means your kids' school is run-down, or there are potholes a foot deep in the road on which you drive to work, too bad for you. Because Cindy McCain needs a new Lexus.

I voted in my first presidential election in 1976. I have voted in eight presidential elections. Only in one of them -- in 1996 -- did I make an affirmative vote for the re-election of Bill Clinton. In 1992 I voted for Clinton, but regarded him as "a grinning, glad-handing sack of shit." Every four years, I watch as the candidate I support gets knocked out early in the race and I end up voting for someone whom I either despise or in whom I have little confidence. But every four years I do it because the alternative is just too terrible to even contemplate.

So if you're unhappy about our Democratic ticket, go ahead and stay home. Let John McCain become president. But do it with your eyes open about the consequences, and please just do one more thing: Help rebuild our "farm system." Work to elect better Democrats to office. Give money to people like Darcy Burner and Donna Edwards and Dennis Shulman and Andrew Rice and Scott Kleeb. And just maybe, before we all leave this God-forsaken level of reality, we can stop elevating war hawks and corporatists to sainthood just because we have no other choice.

But until then, this disaffected Democrat is going to show up with all the enthusiasm I can muster for Obama/Biden in November. Because the alternative is just too terrible to even contemplate.

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OK, so who wants to go into the restaurant business with me?
Posted by Jill | 2:59 PM
I always wanted to open a coffee bar/sandwich place done up like it's 1925, with real vintage jazz records played on a real vintage victrola playing in the background. I'd have live entertainment three nights a week that would involve the community -- comedy night, jazz night, poetry night. If I won the lottery and didn't have to find an actual paying job, I'd want to do it.

There's actually a place up for rent in Ramsey, NJ, at the Howard Johnson's Motor Lodge on Route 17 South, and they are looking for someone "interesting" to rent it:



I'm interesting. Are YOU interesting?

(h/t)

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Well, that didn't take long
Posted by Jill | 11:35 AM
11:33 AM: "Morning Joe" runs the clip of Joe Biden from 1988 allegedly "plagiarizing" Neal Kinnock.

So are we going to play this way, then? Is everything from the 1980's fair game? OK, then...so are "Keating Five", bigamy, and we'll have to see what other goodies from John McCain's 1980's we can dig up.

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Well, if the New York Times says so, it must now be true
Posted by Jill | 11:02 AM
The Grey Lady welcomes its new key-tapping overlords:

The Year of the Political Blogger Has Arrived

Beginning Monday, hundreds of bloggers will descend on Denver to see Barack Obama accept his party’s nomination. Next week, hundreds more will travel to St. Paul to witness John McCain’s acceptance speech at the Republican National Convention. But now these online partisans, many of whom are self-financed, must contend with all the logistical and financial hurdles just to get there — not to mention the party politics happening behind the scenes.

This year, both parties understand the need to have greater numbers of bloggers attend. While many Americans may watch only prime-time television broadcasts of the convention speeches, party officials also recognize the ability of bloggers to deliver minute-by-minute coverage of each day’s events to a niche online audience.

“The goal is to bring down the walls of the convention and invite in an audience that’s as large as possible,” said Aaron Myers, the director of online communications for the Democratic National Convention Committee. “Credentialing more bloggers opens up all sorts of new audiences.”

But some bloggers see the procurement of credentials as less of a privilege and more of a right, in recognition of their grass-roots influence. “This is stuff we deserve — we helped the party get people elected,” said Matt Stoller, a political consultant and a contributor to the blog Open Left, who worked as the volunteer in charge of getting credentials for bloggers at the Democratic convention four years ago. “Maybe in 2004 it was about being accommodating and innovative — but this time around there’s a real fight for power in the party.”

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“It’s unprecedented access for bloggers, yes, but it’s certainly not equal access,” said Ms. Spaulding, who learned last week that Pam’s House Blend would receive two extra credentials. “What, pray tell, is the big secret?”

The annoyance felt by many bloggers is familiar to those who previously attended conventions as correspondents for smaller print publications. “This is very reminiscent of being at the low end of the totem pole,” said Micah Sifry, the co-founder of the group blog Techpresident.com, who formerly wrote for The Nation magazine and attended his first convention in 1984. “They can’t buy a sky box, they’re scrambling.”

One perk that bloggers will have access to in Denver is the Big Tent, an 8,000-square-foot two-story structure adjacent to where the convention is being held. For a $100 entrance fee, 400 credentialed bloggers will be allowed to enter the air-conditioned space, hosted by a coalition of progressive blogs and organizations and sponsored by the Web sites Google and Digg, where they can eat meals and find work spaces with Wi-Fi.

“I’m telling everyone to meet me at the Big Tent,” said Fred Gooltz, 30, an online strategist with Advomatic, a Web development and strategy firm. “That’s where I’ll be meeting everyone else who’s like me, folks that I’ve only met online or blogged and e-mailed with.” Mr. Gooltz sees the $100 fee as a bargain, especially since he would rather network “with movementarians, who see themselves as a progressive movement, separate from the Democratic Party hierarchy.”

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For bloggers who do not wield as much influence as Mr. Moulitsas, paying for the trip to Denver meant appealing directly to their readers for contributions — an uneasy bargain for many writers who value their independence.


Ah, but there's the rub, isn't it? It reminds me of when I was a $10,000/year secretary in 1984, working with Gary Hart's campaign, and Hart's local campaign manager, Bret Schundler, who would later become well known as the wingnut mayor of Jersey City, suggested I run as a Hart delegate. There wasn't much I would have to do to run, but I would be responsible for my own convention expenses. So of course I had to turn it down.

In the world of political blogs, that there is no monetary infrastructure for progressives to get a seat at the table is a serious problem. The right wing has think tanks and startup money, while progressive bloggers have to put PayPal links on their blogs and hope enough people think enough of their work to contribute a few bucks to send them to the convention. Even a "hey kids, let's put on a conference" event like Netroots Nation is becoming prohibitively expensive for many people. Where is the infrastructure?

I suppose the recognition of bloggers as a force in political communication is a step in the right direction. But sooner or later, we have to find people who are willing to pony up some cash to build an infrastructure.

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Let the dumbassery begin!
Posted by Jill | 9:45 AM
The selection of Joe Biden is good news for Hillary Clinton.

Thus spake Joe Scarborough, about a minute ago, on MSNBC. His logic is that if Obama doesn't win, Biden then becomes the only potential opponent for the nomination who is older than she is.

There it is, folks. "Liberal" MSNBC in action.

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Rarely do you see an Electra complex that's this obvious
Posted by Jill | 7:25 AM
Holy moly.

This is Cindy and John McCain in 1982, two years after their marriage. McCain is in the center:



(Arizona Republic photo by Ken Akers / November 2, 1982)


This is James Hensley, Cindy McCain's father:





This is also James Hensley:

He was a young husband and father before he went off to war. Wounded in combat, he returned home a hero, but stunned his wife by divorcing her to marry another woman. The warrior in this case was not Cindy McCain’s husband, but her father, James W. Hensley.


I've heard of marrying a man like one's father, but this is ridiculous bordering on creepy.

For more entertainment, enjoy this article from 2000 about how James Hensley made the money that bankrolled John McCain's political career, and how he continues to benefit from said career today. Read the entire article, especially the closing note: that Anheuser-Bush is paying for the four scheduled presidential debates this fall. Yes, THAT Anheuser-Busch, 20 million cases of whose marquee brand, Budweiser, are sold by James Hensley's company every year.

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When is the Obama campaign going to hire Jed Lewison to do media already?
Posted by Jill | 7:06 AM




If you aren't reading The Jed Report on a regular basis, you should be.

Meanwhile, the DNC finally issues a video that's funny, snarky, and spot-on:





Too bad they're only releasing it online. Cut it down to 30 seconds, and get this puppy on TV already!

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Heeeere's......Joey!
Posted by Jill | 5:50 AM
As all of the media thought, and as how I'd been reduced to hoping, here is our Democratic ticket:



I think this is a good choice. Yes, Biden is a hack. Yes, he voted for the interests of the banking industry in voting for the bankruptcy bill that is causing homeowners even more problems in the face of foreclosure. Yes, he's a male, and the Hillarions are going to be furious today. But he's about the best choice Obama could make of the available options.

So what WOULD have been so bad about choosing Hillary Clinton? Two words: Bill Clinton. I had reached the point where I was beginning to think it wasn't such a bad idea after all, especially after names like Tim Kaine (too little experience, name too similar to the Republican nominee's, aggressively bad hair, too right-wing) and Evan Bayh (colorless, another right wing blue dog, unfortunate physical resemblance to John Edwards) and Chet Edwards (Who? Unfortunate last name) were bandied about. Yes, I think Wesley Clark would also have been a good choice, but whether it's fair or not, one poorly-worded, if accurate and out of context, quote, would have sunk the entire ticket. But while I think Hillary is smart enough to be able to handle being #2, and would have been a decent choice, Bill Clinton was so clearly not going to accept Barack Obama as the nominee, and it became so clear that it was all about "The Restoration of Bill" where he was concerned, that he, and he alone sunk Hillary's chances.

Biden can go out there and be the bad cop. He's smart, he's quick-witted, he's a master of the soundbite, and he's utterly shameless. And with Obama being the cool customer that he is, a little fire to Obama's ice isn't a bad thing.

And frankly, we owe him. Because if it weren't for Joe Biden, we'd be running against the self-appointed Saint of 9/11. And if it weren't for Joe Biden, the six words he used to singlehandedly end the presidential hopes of Rudy Giuliani wouldn't be so neatly translatable to "a noun, a verb, and POW." It isn't an accident that the mainstream media are now questioning whether Camp Grandpa Simpson has gone to the POW well once too often. So now Biden's his turn to find six new words to encapsulate the cravenness, the willful stupidity, the greed, and the corruption of John McCain.

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And So, it's Biden....Barack Makes His Choice...and it's Good!

Onward and upward; I've got to say that this choice is encouraging to me. Biden has some fire in his belly and he is not afraid to use it. This is around the boldest choice I've seen Obama make in this thing.
I'll be interested to hear what everyone thinks of this pair.
I,for one, am relieved. The guy is vetted, he tells it like it is, he has experience, and he is fucking angry about the crap that's been coming down the pike from the Bush administration.

A good thing about sleeplessness and insanity is that you're up at all hours when these things come out. So much for the nifty cell phone Obama-text that I was supposed to get...oh well...better luck next announcement.

RIPCoco

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Friday, August 22, 2008

Friday Cat Blogging: Special Maron v. Seder edition
Posted by Jill | 5:40 PM
The prodigal son is returning, and there was much joy and celebration throughout the land.

Ever since December 2005, and especially since the middle of 2006, those of us who have been carrying the torch for the late and lamented Morning Sedition have been waiting with bated breath for any news whatsoever that perhaps the suits at Air America Radio might have realized the colossal mistake that occurred 4,287 management changes ago (or so it seems), when Danny Goldberg decided that because he didn't like Marc Maron, one of the most popular shows on the network should be cancelled. Since then, the faithful Maronisti have been congregating over at PJ's place, skulking around comedy clubs hither and yon, and sitting through choppy VODcasts at Sam Seder's site, while our Two Jewish Heroes got screwed over by AAR again and again.

Perhaps it's because right now Air America is but a fading shadow, with only lowlights like Lionel and the earnest but dull Ron Kuby as marquee properties, now that Rachel Maddow is hitting the big time, and who knows how long she'll be able to handle a three-hour radio show (even a pre-recorded one) and a nightly network prime-time show of her own. Or perhaps it's the realization that Maddow is the last personality left on Air America with a following. But whatever the reason, the Powers that Be have decided to swallow their pride and Do What's Necessary to bring Marc Maron back to New York where he belongs.

And so, today, we learned that on Monday, August 25, at 3:00 PM Eastern Time, Messrs. Maron and Seder will be bringing their own unique brand of bickering, ferociously smart, often hilariously funny, "Hey Kids, Let's Put On a Show" video back to Air America (sort of). The VODcast will be shown at AirAmerica.com. There will be sketches, man-on-the-street interviews, political commentary and interviews, large doses of Teh Funny, and even Brendan McDonald from the old Morning Sedition board crew is back to produce the show. Maron is coming back to Astoria, with two of the Original Astoria Cats (my money's on Moxie and Monkey), returning to Where It All Began.

The show will run daily at 3 PM Eastern Time starting Monday, and will continue at least through the election. There are enough Maron and Seder fans out here that Sam's site was getting royally clobbered during today's VODcast, where the new endeavor was announced, so I have no doubt that with precious little marquee talent still in the stable, and two guys with some of the most loyal fans in radio, that this little venture into the future of broadcasting is going to succeed.

Presumably the show will be available as Video On Demand, so you'll be able to watch it any time; more on that is it develops. As this year's presidential campaign gets sillier and more trivial than ever, you'll want to have ready access in order to keep your sanity.

Maggie was very interested in this development today:



...and wanted to IM Sam until I told her we don't have IM:



...and thought that the talk about the PUMA crazies was about cats:



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Friday Big Blue Smurf Blogging: What They Said
Posted by Jill | 11:35 AM
Today's honoree: Brandon Friedman, veteran of the Iraq War, who says John McCain Needs to Lay Off the POW Talk.

Money quote:

The fact is, John McCain's service during Vietnam was honorable and he sacrificed a great deal. But his service to the country carries no more weight than that of any other POW. Likewise, while McCain has given so much to his country, thousands of veterans--past and present--have given as much or more. In this war alone, thousands of troops have lost limbs, been paralyzed, and been burned beyond recognition. So to see McCain resort to playing the POW card when answering legitimate questions, in my mind, cheapens that experience. And by cheapening his own experience in war, he degrades all of our experiences in war. He turns the horrific incidents we've all seen, touched, smelled, and felt into a lame excuse to earn political points. And it dishonors us all.


We need more veterans to come forward and point out that John McCain is not the only person ever to be taken prisoner in war, and that there are many, many Americans who have had horrific war experiences who don't expect the presidency as payment for service rendered.

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Whatsa matter, John, Dunkin' Donuts coffee ain't good enough for ya?
Posted by Jill | 10:10 AM
Who's the elitist now?

McCain, who huddled with advisors at his desert compound in Sedona, Ariz., said nothing in public. A nine-car motorcade took him to a nearby Starbucks early in the morning, where he ordered a large cappuccino. McCain otherwise avoided reporters.

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Seder v. Maron; Friday 8-22-08, 3 PM EST, LIVE! Be There!!

...Or check here for the video on demand (that's vod, baby!) of today's big announcement show (and you can always look at the evolution of past shows there too!)

Other reasons to be cheerful: Last day of the Olympics is so soon I can feel it!...God, was that 99% boring!
Driftglass dismantles Bill Kristol to hilarious effect here. Be sure to check the Driftglass Word Chipper (tm) in action!
Oh, I'm sure there are two or three other reasons, including the fall-like weather in the New York mornings, but Ive got to go and move the car.... meantime, here is a little bit of Drifty on Kristol:




Once he stood upon the brink of a brave, new Neocon order: so close to Wingtard Heaven he could almost smell the sweet perfume of a billion scary brown people (who just happened to be squatting on top of Our God Damn Oil) being nuked to shadows and dust, almost hear the triumphal march of Blackwater storm troopers merrily rounding up the last of the hippies. Negroes, queers, uppity wimmin and ACLU card-holders, almost touch the headstone over the grave where he buried the American Middle Class, and almost taste George Bush’s golf shoe on the throat of every other nation on Earth.

And he did it all by waving his little pen around.


Y'know, if you take away the ability to write (and/or read) this could be about W hisself.

See ya at 3!

c/p RIPCoco

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First Andrew Sullivan, now David Brooks? What is the world coming to?
Posted by Jill | 6:23 AM
It isn't bad enough that I'm going to be unemployed in a week, now I have to find myself agreeing with not just Andrew Sullivan, but David Brooks as well?

Barack Obama has decided upon a vice-presidential running mate. And while I don’t know who it is as I write, for the good of the country, I hope he picked Joe Biden.

Biden’s weaknesses are on the surface. He has said a number of idiotic things over the years and, in the days following his selection, those snippets would be aired again and again.

But that won’t hurt all that much because voters are smart enough to forgive the genuine flaws of genuine people. And over the long haul, Biden provides what Obama needs:


...and for once I'm going to tell you to go read the rest.

It isn't that Biden is the dream candidate. He's a hack to end all hacks, and I can't get that image of him saying "I like you....you're the real deal" to Alberto Gonzales" out of my head. That he said it as part of a typically long-winded Biden diatribe that when read in full, is meant to disarm Gonzales through bonhomie while asking him tough questions is immagerial. It's that one line that we remember. He's an attention hog, he was entirely too chummy with the gasbags of the Sunday morning "news" shows, and then there's that disastrous bankruptcy bill, which now looks definitively like what it was -- an early attempt to keep lenders and credit card companies from holding the bag whenthe housing bubble burst.

But it's his very brash style that would be a terrific counterpoint to Obama's more measured, thoughtful, unflappability. Imagine a campaign where the #1 guy who's the cool customer you want doing the thinking in the crisis, and the #2 guy who's leaping around like a puppy. That image of Dan Quayle being introduced in 1984 just popped into your head, didn't it? Now imagine that the leaping puppy has 30 years of experience in not just navigating the hackery of Washington, but foreign policy cred behind him.

And now I just want to go back to bed. Because the fact that I linked to David Brooks without the word "idiot" appearing in its context is just too depressing.

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So how dumb...and how vindictive...are women voters going to be?
Posted by Jill | 5:51 AM
Dahlia Lithwick in Slate notes that as badly as John McCain is polling with women, it gets worse once they realize that he wants to do everything he can to make sure that women of reproductive age don't get to control what happens to their bodies; that government will:

A quick look at the polls reflects McCain's problem: He's running behind Obama with women voters. A poll released yesterday by Emily's List has Obama beating McCain by a 12-point margin among all registered female voters and by 30 points among registered female voters ages 18 to 27. A February Planned Parenthood poll of 1,205 women voters in 16 battleground states found that 49 percent of women who backed McCain did so despite being pro-choice, and 46 percent backing him also wanted Roe v. Wade to remain the law of the land. It's clear that once these voters find out McCain's real record on reproductive rights, they flee. The problem, as Sarah Blustain points out in this great piece, is that voters don't seem to be finding out.

McCain needs these pro-choice women, but every time he tries to reach out to them, he gets smacked upside the head by his base. When he floated the notion of naming a pro-choice vice president last week—either former Pennsylvania Gov. and Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge or Connecticut Sen. Joe Lieberman—Rush Limbaugh snarled that "if the McCain camp does that, they will have effectively destroyed the Republican Party and put the conservative movement in the bleachers." Limbaugh also pledged that tapping Lieberman or Ridge would "ensure [McCain's] defeat." So McCain needs to keep his base happy—and the rest of us in the dark.


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John McCain is banking on his reputation as an independent maverick to snooker voters into thinking that his abortion views are centrist, no matter what he actually says. It's a risky strategy: Don't believe what I say. Believe what you used to believe before I opened my mouth. But that's where the Jessica Seinfeld trick comes in. Your kid eats the meatloaf because it looks like a meatloaf. And voters continue to think McCain is a maverick because he looks like one.

Voters, and especially women voters who want to make their own reproductive decisions, need to wake up and smell the asparagus.



The correct answer to the question about abortion is the one that was part of what Barack Obama said at Saddleback last week: "I trust women to make their own decisions." Anything less is to diminish women as fully-fledged human beings and citizens.

With the Bush Administration preparing to allow health care providers to refuse to provide contraception, the provision of which constitutes ACCEPTED AND LEGAL MEDICAL PRACTICE, on the basis of their "conscience", this becomes much larger than simply the abortion issue. It's a question of whether American women are human beings and citizens of the United States with the same rights of self-determination as men do. John McCain believes that they are not. And women need to know that, and vote accordingly. I don't care how disappointed they are about Hillary Clinton (who, along with Sen. Patty Murray, has at least TRIED to keep this repulsive rule from taking effect).

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So what do we have to do to get Harry Reid to quit Joe Lieberman?
Posted by Jill | 5:47 AM
Mild-mannered Harry may have had quite enough of John McCain, but he's still an old softie for Holy Joe:

The Senate Majority Leader, Democrat Harry Reid of Nevada, was chatting with the folks over at the Las Vegas Review-Journal the other day. Reid's not up for reelection until 2010, but it never hurts to schmooze with journalists as if they matter.

Naturally, Reid was asked about the ongoing presidential race that will send only the third sitting senator in American history to the White House. Reid's son was a big booster of Sen. Hillary Clinton. So he hoped to get something out of that. Oops, hitched to the wrong star.

And now all the polls seem to be tightening between Sens. John McCain and Barack Obama. Reid can be a little testy. He's the one who once told a group of visiting high school students that President Bush was "a loser."

Now if McCain pulls off yet another comeback and wins the White House, it looks like he'll have a similar relationship as Bush with Reid.

In his newspaper chat Reid didn't call McCain a loser, but he made clear that he doesn't have much use for the senator from next-door Arizona.

Reid was describing a recent conversation he had with Sen. Joe Lieberman, the former Connecticut Democrat who got dumped by his party in 2006 and got elected as an independent but caucuses with Democrats to protect their slim majority while hanging around a lot with Republicans like McCain anyway.

Lieberman, who was also the Democrats' VP nominee in 2000 with what's-his-name who invented the Internet and global warming, is even going to have a prominent speaking role at the GOP convention in St. Paul in 11 days. As a courtesy, Lieberman called the Democratic caucus boss in advance to alert him about the speech.

Reid explained: "He has a close personal relationship with John McCain. I don't fully understand why he does."

Reid added: "I told him last night, 'You know, Joe, I can't stand John McCain.' He said, 'I know you feel that way.' "

In the Las Vegas News-Journal story by Molly Ball, Reid said McCain was wrong on the issues and has the wrong temperament for a president.

All of which goes against what the Congressional Record recorded Reid saying about McCain on Sept. 20 last year: "I respect the senior Senator from Arizona because he doesn't hide what he stands for. I admire him. He stands for what he thinks is the right thing to do.”

Then asked about his benevolent treatment of Lieberman despite the former Democrat's traitorous political activities, Reid said: "All my close votes, he's always with me...Why would I want to throw away a good vote?"


Uh....because he's going to speak at the REPUBLICAN National Convention, Harry?

I've really had quite enough of Harry the Wuss, thank you very much. I'm thinking that Senate Majority Leader might be a good consolation prize for the junior Senator from New York next January.

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Thursday, August 21, 2008

How John McCain Bought the Press for the Price of a Few Racks o'Ribs
Posted by Jill | 10:29 PM
Caught on tape:





(h/t)

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Boy, talk about not wanting to be part of any club that would have you as a member
Posted by Jill | 10:20 PM
How on earth did I end up with THIS bunch?



I mean, Kevin Drum DID invent Friday Cat Blogging, and Josh Marshall is pretty cool, and yes, Rachel Maddow DOES matter. But Chris Cilizza? Ed Morrissey? MICHELLE MALKIN?????

Yeesh.

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George Orwell rolls in his grave
Posted by Jill | 10:10 PM
But whoever put this video together nails the Do Not Question John McCain Doctrine perfectly:





It would be funny if the prospect of a McCain presidency weren't so utterly terrifying.

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Thank you, Senator Biden
Posted by Jill | 9:47 PM
Without you, THIS would not have been possible.

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Thursday Big Blue Smurf Blogging: What They Said
Posted by Jill | 9:39 PM
Tonight's honoree: William K. Wolfrum, who outlines all the reasons Barack Obama is likely to lose this election.

For the record, I part ways with the esteemed Mr. Wolfrum where he posits Hillary Clinton as the answer to Obama's problems. Yes, it's possible that the sulking Hillarions who are going to cede the Supreme Court to John McCain and two more justices like Sammy the Stem Cell Alito and John Roberts because they didn't get their way in the primaries (and this makes them different from what I've experienced EVERY FREAKING ELECTION SINCE I WAS OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE -- how?) will show up IF AND ONLY IF if Their Girl gets the #2 spot. In fact, I'd say it's likely, since Cutting Off One's Nose to Spite One's Face seems to have replaced baseball as America's Pastime in this election year. But to think that the Scary Negro™ meme is somehow going to magically disappear, and that the Clinton Conspiracy Crowd isn't lurking under the ground somewhere, like Dracula in the bowels of a giant ship, waiting for his coffin to be opened after dark, is just kidding yourself.

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Here's why I hope it's Biden
Posted by Jill | 3:26 PM
Yes, I said it.

I'm hoping Obama picks Joe Biden.

Yes, THAT Joe Biden. Senator MBNA. Senator "I like you...you're the real deal" -- said to none other than Alberto Gonzales at the latter's confirmation hearing.

I'm so ashamed.

And yet, Senator Joe Biden is the one singlehandledly responsible for the collapse of Rudy Giuliani's presidential hopes. And he did it with one devastating sentence: "Every sentence out of his mouth is a noun, a verb, and 9/11." He said it, Americans realized it was true, and that was the end of that.

We need Joe Biden because Barack Obama needs a "bad cop" with a gift for the one-liner.

These days, John McCain's campaign is using "He was a POW" as the answer to everything. He couldn't have cheated and listened to Rick Warren questioning Barack Obama while in the car because he was a POW. It doesn't matter that he cheated on his first wife and may have cheated on The Lovely Cindy because he was a POW. It doesn't matter that he was up to his eyeballs in the Keating Five scandal because he was a POW. He gets a free pass on everything because he was a POW. Now Eric Kleefeld at TPM Election Central tells us that the McCain campaign says that the fact that Senator Gigolo doesn't know how many houses he has doesn't matter....wait for it....because he was a POW!

Joe Biden, start working. We need a good one-sentence smackdown of this repeated and increasingly ridiculous use of the POW card.

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A tremendous and tragic loss
Posted by Jill | 7:49 AM
Last night we heard the shocking news that Ohio Rep. Stephanie Tubbs-Jones had died after suffering a brain aneurysm while driving on Tuesday night.

Not only was Rep. Tubbs-Jones a forceful progressive voice in Congress, but she had the added gift of never taking herself too seriously:





But what I'll always remember about her is the way she cast a formal objection to the certification of Ohio's electoral vote in 2004, after thousands of black American voters were denied access to the polls after standing in the rain for up to ten hours:

"I, Stephanie Tubbs Jones, a representative from Ohio, and Ms. Boxer, a Senator from California, object to the counting of the electoral votes of the State of Ohio on the ground that they were not, under all of the known circumstances, regularly given.

"I, thank God, that I have a Senator joining me in this objection. I appreciate Senator Boxer's willingness to listen to the plight of hundreds and even thousands of Ohio voters that for a variety of reasons were denied the right to vote. Unfortunately objecting to the electoral votes from Ohio is the only immediate avenue to bring these issues to light.

"While some have called our cause foolish I can assure you that my parents, Mary and Andrew Tubbs did not raise any fools and as a lawyer, former judge and prosecutor, I am duty bound to follow the law and apply the law to the facts as I find them.

"It is on behalf of those millions of Americans who believe in and value our democratic process and the right to vote that I put forth this objection today. If they are willing stand at the polls for countless hours in the rain as many did in Ohio, then I can surely stand up for them here in the halls of Congress.

"This objection does not have at its root the hope or even the hint of overturning or challenging the victory of the President; but it is a necessary, timely and appropriate opportunity to review and remedy the most precious process in our democracy."

"I raise this objection neither to put the nation in the turmoil of a proposed overturned election nor to provide cannon fodder or partisan demagoguery for my fellow Republican Members of Congress.

"I raise this objection because I am convinced that we as a body must conduct a formal and legitimate debate about election irregularities. I raise this objection to debate the process and protect the integrity of the true will of the people.

"Again, I thank Senator Boxer for joining me in this objection to the counting of Ohio's electoral votes due to the considerable number of voting irregularities that transpired in my home state.

"There are serious allegations in two lawsuits pending in Ohio that debate the constitutionality of the denial of provisional ballots to voters (The Sandusky County Democratic Party v. J. Kenneth Blackwell) and Ohio's vote recount (Yost v. David Cobb, et al.). These legitimate questions brought forward by the lawsuits, which go to the core of our voting and Democratic process, should be resolved before Ohio's electoral votes are certified.

"Moreover, as you are aware, advancing legislative initiatives is more challenging when you are in the minority party in Congress. However, this challenge is multiplied when you are in the minority in the House of Representatives because of House rules, compared to Senate rules.

"Voting irregularities were an issue after the 2000 presidential election, when Democratic House initiatives relating to election reform were not considered.

"Therefore, in order to prevent our voices from being kept silent, it is imperative that we object to the counting of Ohio's electoral votes and debate the issue of Ohio's voting improprieties.

"There are just over 1 million registered voters in Cuyahoga County - which of course includes the Greater Cleveland area and the 11th Congressional District which I represent. Registration increased approximately 10 percent.

"The beauty of the 2004 election was that more people were fully prepared to exercise their right to vote - however on Election Day hundreds and even thousands of individuals went to the voting polls and were denied the opportunity to have their vote count.

"In my own county where citizen volunteers put forth a Herculean effort to register, educate, mobilize and protect the vote there were people who experienced irregularities.

"Poor and minority communities had disproportionately long waits - 4 to 5 hours waits were widespread. Election Protection Coalition testified that more than half of the complaints about long lines they received “came from Columbus and Cleveland where a huge proportion of the state’s Democratic voters live. One entire polling place in Cuyahoga County (Greater Cleveland) had to “shut down” at 9:25 a.m. on Election Day because there were no working machines.

"Cuyahoga County had an overall provisional ballot rejection rate of 32 percent. Rejection rates for provisional ballots in African American precincts/wards in Cleveland, Ohio averaged 37 percent and ranged as high as 51 percent.

"Thousands of partisan challengers - concentrated in Cuyahoga County’s minority and Democratic communities - effectively served to intimidate voters and confuse poll workers. There were both inconsistent and illegal requests for photo identification.

"There were problems with absentee ballots including incorrect information provided to voters by the Secretary of State and, consequently, the Cuyahoga County Board of Elections telling voters they could not vote in their precinct – effectively disenfranchising hundreds and more likely thousands of voters.

"This objection points out the inadequacy of a great election system which permits 50 Secretary's of State to administer a federal election and impose so many different state laws regulating the election.

"In Ohio, the Secretary of State Kenneth Blackwell who served as Co-Chair of the Bush re-election campaign, issued a bizarre series of directives in the days preceding the 2004 Presidential election that created tremendous confusion among voters in Cuyahoga County and across the state of Ohio.

"For example; on September 7, 2004, Secretary Blackwell issued a directive to local boards of elections mandating rejection of voter registration forms based on their paperweight – 80lb text weight. Mr. Blackwell’s issuance of this directive – which he ultimately reversed by September 28, 2004 - resulted in serious confusion and chaos among the counties and voters.

"My objection points to the need to implement across this nation standards that apply to all states. We need to enact legislation that will:

  • Allow all voters to vote early - so that obligations of employment and family will not interfere with the ability to cast a vote.
  • Establish a national holiday - Election Day to bring attention to the importance of the vote.
  • Require those who work in the voting booth to be fairly compensated, adequately educated and sufficiently supported such that the job importance will be elevated.
  • That will provide equipment - whether it is the traditional punch card or the more modern electronic machines that are properly calibrated, fully tested for accuracy and provide a paper trial to ensure a verifiable audit of every vote.


"What happened in Ohio may well have been repeated in counties across this country. Yet that is no excuse for us to push the irregularities behind us and go on with the business of the day. These incidents are a call for us to clean up, clear up and implement policies and procedures that will protect each citizen's precious right to vote.

"If in fact we see it is our obligation to secure democracy around the world to monitor and oversee free and fair elections in other countries surely we must ensure, protect and guarantee the right to vote right here at home."


Today we are preparing to go to the polls once again this November to elect a president. Despite the disputed nature of the last two elections, the election system is still in a shambles. The best tribute we could pay to this brave woman would be to have an election in which all registered voters who show up at the polls have the opportunity to vote, and that their votes are counted accurately.

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Is this what it's come to?
Posted by Jill | 7:24 AM
Is this the depths to which we've sunk? That I'm actually applauding Andrew Sullivan?

In all the discussion of John McCain's recently recovered memory of a religious epiphany in Vietnam, one thing has been missing. The torture that was deployed against McCain emerges in all the various accounts. It involved sleep deprivation, the withholding of medical treatment, stress positions, long-time standing, and beating. Sound familiar?



According to the Bush administration's definition of torture, McCain was therefore not tortured.



Cheney denies that McCain was tortured; as does Bush. So do John Yoo and David Addington and George Tenet. In the one indisputably authentic version of the story of a Vietnamese guard showing compassion, McCain talks of the agony of long-time standing. A quarter century later, Don Rumsfeld was putting his signature to memos lengthening the agony of "long-time standing" that victims of Bush's torture regime would have to endure. These torture techniques are, according to the president of the United States, merely "enhanced interrogation."


No war crimes were committed against McCain. And the techniques used are, according to the president, tools to extract accurate information. And so the false confessions that McCain was forced to make were, according to the logic of the Bush administration, as accurate as the "intelligence" we have procured from "interrogating" terror suspects.



My guess is that just as it isn't pandering when John McCain does it, and it isn't adultery when John McCain does it (h/t)...





...and it isn't flip-flopping when John McCain does it, and it isn't elitism when John McCain does it...

...I guess it isn't torture when John McCain says it isn't. Even it's when it's exactly what was done to him, and for which he feels the presidency is his rightful payment.

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Point/Counterpoint
Posted by Jill | 6:52 AM
And now, for a dissenting opinion from my despair over how Barack Obama is squandering his lead in the polls by trying to pander to so-called "centrists", here's the always-calm (he has to be; he deals with wildfires threatening his home all the time) Skippy:

no, we are not invoking the bizarro world explanation (a favorite of lefty commentors). what we are saying that a combination of the rightist echo-chambered fact-free infrastructure and the media's vested interest in a close presidential race makes today's poll standings not only expected, but inevitable.

don't get us wrong. we'd love to see barack "to the future" obama way out front. and we have no delusions that his winning the presidency is inevitable. we have said before, if there's any one who can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, it's the democrats.

but to have expected anybody to maintain a comfortable lead from june until november, and then to cry havoc and release the dogs of cable news when the lead slips, is not only unreasonable, it borders on the hysterical. it's drama queen territory.


Then call me "Your Majesty." Because I still think there's plenty of cause for concern.

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Because EVERY American is guilty until proven innocent
Posted by Jill | 6:20 AM
...or until proven to have voted Republican.

Now you don't even have to have done anything suspicious to be investigated by the FBI:

A Justice Department plan would loosen restrictions on the Federal Bureau of Investigation to allow agents to open a national security or criminal investigation against someone without any clear basis for suspicion, Democratic lawmakers briefed on the details said Wednesday.

The plan, which could be made public next month, has already generated intense interest and speculation. Little is known about its precise language, but civil liberties advocates say they fear it could give the government even broader license to open terrorism investigations.

Congressional staff members got a glimpse of some of the details in closed briefings this month, and four Democratic senators told Attorney General Michael B. Mukasey in a letter on Wednesday that they were troubled by what they heard.

The senators said the new guidelines would allow the F.B.I. to open an investigation of an American, conduct surveillance, pry into private records and take other investigative steps “without any basis for suspicion.” The plan “might permit an innocent American to be subjected to such intrusive surveillance based in part on race, ethnicity, national origin, religion, or on protected First Amendment activities,” the letter said. It was signed by Russ Feingold of Wisconsin, Richard J. Durbin of Illinois, Edward M. Kennedy of Massachusetts and Sheldon Whitehouse of Rhode Island.

As the end of the Bush administration nears, the White House has been seeking to formalize in law and regulation some of the aggressive counterterrorism steps it has already taken in practice since the Sept. 11 attacks.

Congress overhauled the federal wiretapping law in July, for instance, and President Bush issued an executive order this month ratifying new roles for intelligence agencies. Other pending changes would also authorize greater sharing of intelligence information with the local police, a major push in the last seven years.

The Justice Department is already expecting criticism over the F.B.I. guidelines. In an effort to pre-empt critics, Mr. Mukasey gave a speech last week in Portland, Ore., describing the unfinished plan as an effort to “integrate more completely and harmonize the standards that apply to the F.B.I.’s activities.” Differing standards, he said, have caused confusion for field agents.

Mr. Mukasey emphasized that the F.B.I. would still need a “valid purpose” for an investigation, and that it could not be “simply based on somebody’s race, religion, or exercise of First Amendment rights.”

Rather than expanding government power, he said, “this document clarifies the rules by which the F.B.I. conducts its intelligence mission.”

In 2002, John Ashcroft, then the attorney general, allowed F.B.I. agents to visit public sites like mosques or monitor Web sites in the course of national security investigations. The next year, Mr. Bush issued guidelines allowing officials to use ethnicity or race in “narrow” circumstances to detect a terrorist threat.

The Democratic senators said the draft plan appeared to allow the F.B.I. to go even further in collecting information on Americans connected to “foreign intelligence” without any factual predicate. They also said there appeared to be few constraints on how the information would be shared with other agencies.


So all you people who come here from Memeorandum and Real Clear Politics who say that if you haven't done anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about -- what sayest thou now? Or do you think that having the FBI watch your every move is part of living in a free society?

If so, then go back and think about the Stasi in East Germany during the Cold War:

The Stasi kept files on up to 6 million East German citizens -- one-third of the entire population.

The Stasi operated with broad power and remarkable attention to detail. All phone calls from the West were monitored, as was all mail. Similar surveillance was routine domestically. Every factory, social club and youth association was infiltrated; many East Germans were persuaded or blackmailed into informing on their own families.

The Stasi kept close tabs on all potential subversives. Stasi agents collected scent samples from people by wiping bits of cloth on objects they had touched. These samples were stored in airtight glass containers and special dogs were trained to track down the person's scent. The agency was authorized to conduct secret smear campaigns against anyone it judged to be a threat; this might include sending anonymous letters and making anonymous phone calls to blackmail the targeted person. Torture was an accepted method of getting information.


Then tell me just how this differs. And don't tell me it's because it's America and therefore it's different because we aren't Communist.

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Elect McCain and YOUR son gets drafted
Posted by Jill | 5:46 AM
I wonder if the prospect of having their sons be drafted into fighting the endless and expanding wars that John McCain has in mind will make people think twice about electing a man with anger management problems who thinks that war is the answer any time another country looks at you crosswise. I wonder if the potential reality of conscription will make people realize that bellicose rhetoric and "bomb bomb Iran" isn't just cheerleading, but is regarded by other countries as very real threats -- threats we lack the resources to put into action without drafting the sons and daughters of American families whose contribution to the war effort so far has been limited to a two-dollar ribbon magnet and debt in perpetuity for their children.

But, as John McCain would say, make no mistake, my friends: Elect John McCain and a draft is a-comin':





Now if the Obama campaign doesn't latch onto this and hammer it into the ground, then I don't know what has to happen for them to take on John McCain. Pointing out that endless war requires endless cannon fodder isn't impugning McCain's patriotism or his service. It isn't "taking the low road." It simply means pointing out what the man's own words actually mean for American families. Why the campaign hasn't been willing to do this when McCain has laid such rich groundwork, I have no idea (other than the fix being in between the two parties, which seems more plausible every day). But where a draft is concerned, perhaps the "helicopter parents" who can't even send their kids to camp without calling every day to make sure they're OK will start paying attention.

(h/t)

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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Wednesday Big Blue Smurf Blogging: What They Said
Posted by Jill | 7:45 PM
Today's honoree: Dave Lindorff, who describes exactly my frustration and despair over the direction of the Obama campaign.

Money quote:

Barack Obama, the prospective Democratic presidential candidate, has managed to turn a 5-8 point lead over prospective Republican opponent John McCain into a 7-point deficit -- a double-digit slide -- in just two and a half months following a campaign that had voters really excited over his candidacy.

How did he manage this feat (which is documented in the latest Reuters/Zogby poll)? Simple: he followed the tried-and-true strategy of Democratic centrist advisers who have increasingly dominated his campaign since the end of the primaries, and who have a proven track record of producing Democratic electoral disasters now for several decades.

Like John Kerry and Al Gore before him, Obama, who ran his primary campaign as a liberal, staking out an anti-war position, has morphed over recent weeks into a Republican-lite candidate, calling for a hard line against Palestinian rights, threatening to attack Iran, calling for an expansion of the disastrous war in Afghanistan, and backing away from genuine health care reform and other important progressive goals here at home.

One might think that after watching Democratic candidates lose the last two presidential elections by following exactly this kind of "strategy," if it can be called that, Obama and his campaign managers would have decided to try something different, but it appears that the Democratic Party at the top is hopelessly in the grip of corporate interests that favor war, free-market nostrums, and corporate welfare.


Makes you think the whole thing was rigged from the beginning, and always has been, doesn't it?

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OK, Senator Obama, NOW do you realize that you cannot play nice with these people?
Posted by Jill | 6:17 AM
No, I am not kidding: Scott McClellan warns Obama that he'd better not plan ANY investigations of Bush Administration crimes:

Scott McClellan advises Obama, in an interview with my colleague Daniel Libit, not to investigate the Bush administration — because it would, McClellan says, damage Obama's image. (Not that former Bushies have anything at stake in that choice.)


That's a sleeper of an issue that, if Obama's elected, could blow up into a major one in unexpected ways, as some foreign governments suggest they'd arrest top Bush administration officials on torture charges.



[W]hen asked what advice he would give to a President Barack Obama or Democratic Congress on the matter of handling former Bush officials, McClellan speaks now of the perils of probing the past.



“If Obama were to win,” he said last week, “that would be an issue his administration would have to face early ... because he’s pledging to be a uniter, not a divider — without saying those exact words we campaigned on in 2000. He’s pledging to change the way Washington works, and if Congress were to pursue that, it would be very divisive.”



He continued: “That could be very problematic for his presidency right off the start.”



So you see, Senator -- in Republicanland, being a "uniter" means "letting Republicans get away with crimes". In Republicanland, "Changing the way Washington works" doesn't refer to governing for the people instead of for campaign contributors, it means closing your eyes to the misdeeds and crimes of those who came before you. In other words, Scott McClellan just used your own words to call you a p*ssy. Are you going to just take it? And if you're inclined to do so, ask yourself this: If the crimes committed by the Bush Administration -- ignoring warnings that our country was about to be attacked, taking us to war based on lies, hiring companies in which the Vice President has financial interest in no-bid contracts to privatize the military, turning over military activities o private contractors, actively participating in the mortgage mess in a systematic move to eliminate the middle class -- were committed by a Democrat, do you think for one minute that Republicans would hesitate to investigate?

Senator, the high road doesn't work. The low road does. Take a look at your poll numbers. Too many Americans are willfully ignorant. You can't change that. You can't make them use their intellectual brain instead of the reptilian one. So whether you like it or not, you are going to have to get your nice suit dirty and mud-wrestle these guys.

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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Sometimes the good guys win
Posted by Jill | 9:33 PM

MSNBC's newest prime-time host


Well, it's about freaking time.

Here at Casa la Brilliant, we're like Stimpy doing the Happy Happy Joy Joy Dance, because while we loves us the Messrs. Olbermann and Stewart and Colbert, the closest we've had of late to a really kickass female presence on something resembling a regular basis on something resembling progressive media here in the burbs outside of New York is Katherine Lanpher subbing for John Hockenberry on "The Takeaway" on WNYC-AM.

But tonight, Rachel Maddow's most staunch advocate at MSNBC, Keith Olbermann himself, spilled the beans over at Le Grand Orange:

Happy Now? [Jill's note: Yes, we are happy.]

The network will be formally announcing this tomorrow, but I am pleased to inform you in this fully authorized leak, that as of Monday, September 8, our mutual friend Ms. Maddow will become host of her own show, on MSNBC, at 9 PM Eastern Time.

And, yes, we will be making another unofficial announcement of this on tonight's edition of Countdown. My guest to analyze the Rachel Maddow news will be Rachel Maddow.

Let me answer the key questions in advance:
1) No, she will not be serving as a VeeJay introducing music clips or cartoons.
2) No, I don't think we have the name of the show chosen yet. She wanted to use "Countdown With Keith Olbermann" and I said, that's where I draw the line.
3) No, the format isn't set, though there have been a lot of discussions out there and they have all centered on how to best allow her to both give her laser-quality insights while soliciting the opinions of others.
4) Yes, I had something to do with it.
5) Yes, you had something to do with it.
6) Yes, this is why I never really responded to any of the 41,754 comments that all pretty much read "And get Rachel her own show, nitwit."
7) No, I'm not sure it will replay later in the evening but I bloody well hope so.
8) Yes, I did like the description of her in The Nation: "Everything about her radiates competence and a deft, bright careerism."
9) Billy Loes. A teammate of Hodges in 1950, an opponent of Adcock in 1954, an opponent of Colavito in 1959, a teammate of Mays in 1961.
10) No, this actually happened pretty quickly. Less than five months between first paid appearance and own show is pretty fast. I believe I still hold the MSNBC record: I came back to guest host for three days in 2003 and 39 days later I had a contract to do the 8 PM show. With people as talented like Rachel, getting it locked down quickly is a good thing.
11) No, I have no idea who will start guest hosting Countdown. Took me five years to find her.
Dammit! Why didn't I think of this! She can't be the guest host any more! I knew I'd forgotten something!
12) No, there will not be pie. Well, you may bring your own pie, but I can't be bothered with pie now! I have to go find another guest host. Dammit.


Hey, Keith...I'm available for guest hosting. And I can even pass for late thirties if the lighting is flattering. I'm told I was pretty good on Sirius last week, too.

But amidst the joyful bells that pealed throughout the land, a churlish voice was heard from the Villagers with their pitchforks and torches, angry that an upstart with no Botox has risen so far so fast. Exhibit A: Howie Kurtz:

Rachel Maddow has been sounding off about politics on MSNBC so often she might as well have her own show.

And now she does.

The liberal commentator and Air America host, who has become a breakout star for the cable channel during this campaign, is taking over the 9 p.m. slot following Keith Olbermann, who she often subs for on "Countdown." Olbermann broke the news in what he called a "fully authorized leak" this afternoon on the left-wing Web site Daily Kos. Dan Abrams, the former MSNBC general manager who had been hosting "Verdict" at that hour, will continue as NBC's chief legal correspondent and will be a daytime anchor for MSNBC.

With the promotion, which takes effect Sept. 8, Maddow, 35, breaks into what had been criticized as a boys club at the network, led by Olbermann and Chris Matthews. Hillary Clinton's campaign frequently ripped MSNBC for what it called sexist coverage during the Democratic primaries. Maddow, who lives with her girlfriend Susan Mikula in Manhattan and Northampton, Mass., may also be the first openly gay woman to host a prime-time program.

Her appointment is certain to draw criticism that MSNBC is moving further left in an attempt to compete with Fox News from the opposite side of the spectrum. John McCain's campaign has repeatedly assailed the network's campaign coverage as biased.


Awww...ain't that terrible? Poor widdew Johnny McCain sez MSNBC is MEAN to him. WAAAAHHHH!! I guess in addition to being entitled to the presidency, McCain thinks he's entitled to dictat who the cable news networks hire.

Delusions of grandeur much, Johnny?

Jealous much, Howie?

UPDATE:

Because we had to get our beauty sleep, we didn't get to watch this until this morning. But Mr. Olbermann is, like us, positively giddy at this development:



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Go read this and then think about an election that's likely to be won by a senile old man
Posted by Jill | 4:11 PM
While the media are patting John McCain on the back because he can phumpher his way through a friendly interview with grinning acolyte Rick Warren, and still having orgasms over his having been a POW 40 years ago because they just lurve a man in uniform, and firmly believing that that all by itself qualifies him for the presidency...and while Barack Obama is out there chiding supporters who say mean things about John McCain because we have the temerity to WANT OBAMA TO WIN, there is some Very Bad Stuff happening in this country that's going to affect all of us. It's going to affect us no matter what the skin color of the man who takes the White House in January is, or how much he says he's going to raise/cut your taxes, or whether he wants to stay in Iraq forever or go. It's going to happen whether we saber-rattle at Russia or regain some sanity. It's going to happen whether Joe Scarborough wants it to or not.

And our good friend Ornery Bastard explains it all for you.

The way I see it, we have two choices. We can either elect someone who at least has a brain in his head who might be able to help navigate us through a financial collapse that's going to qualify us to talk to OUR grandchildren about how we walked 20 miles to work...uphill...in the snow...barefoot...and were THANKFUL to do it. Or we can elect a clueless, senile, shameless panderer who hasn't got a clue what real people are going through because he can always write another check from his wife's account for another pair of $500 shoes or another condominium.

I report, you decide.

And enjoy your cake.

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Some proofreader at AP is going to get fired for this
Posted by Jill | 7:27 AM
OK, Nedra Pickler, was this intentional, or are you getting cheeky in your old age?



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Now why doesn't the Obama campaign release an ad like this?
Posted by Jill | 6:54 AM
Robert Greenwald's Brave New Films is doing some great video work during this campaign, like this one, which demonstrates the disconnect between John McCain's rhetoric about the housing crisis and the ten homes John McCain enjoys, not because of his own hard work, but because he dumped his first wife to marry an heiress:





I only wish that Barack Obama and his campaign would take a page from Greenwald's book and stop chiding supporters for impugning John McCain's integrity and start impugning it himself.

Obama promised us that he lad learned from John Kerry's mistakes of 2004, but we've seen precious little sign that he has. Yes, he called George W. Bush "John McCain's president" yesterday, but that's the kind of weak punch that I could throw, when what's needed is something more akin to a verbal sledgehammer -- or simply pointing out that a man who has ten homes as a result of his wife's money has nothing to say to Americans who just wanted to be able to own a home.

He might start by reminding people that there used to be a word for a man who goes looking for a rich heiress to support him:



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Monday, August 18, 2008

Marc Maron Plays a Stealthy Week at NYC's Comedy Cellar...

Last night I had the good fortune to catch Marc Maron at a sold out show at the Comedy Cellar in downtown Manhattan. It turns out that he's been doing a stealthy set or so there nightly for a week, with no word to the fan base. Its a pretty good lineup nightly there, though I am not the one to ask about stand up. I'm a fan of the Andy Kaufman brand of Mighty Mouse comedy, Morning Sedition bits, and very old Saturday Nite Live....I had a moment with Steven Wright's comedy but then I got sick of it very quickly.

Maron; call it a workout , call it laziness on his part that it didn't make it to the mailing list, call it sets too short to be crowed about as full shows...but then, the denizens of the comedy cellar certainly are on top of things because the venue has been sold out for early and late shows for the entire week. Maybe that's just the state of things in NYC nightlife, but on a Sunday at 10 we stood outside the club and people were coming by to ask if they could get reservations for the 11! Comedy Cellar is a well established place that holds only 160 people, and the lineup was pretty stellar, if you're into the stand-up thing, and its very old home for a road warrior like Maron who seems to know everyone everywhere that I've seen him! As always, I like the camaraderie around the clubs and ensembles often more than I like the stand-ups themselves.



Yeah, its been a while since I saw Maron do stand up, and Ive got to say that with everything happening in my life it was good to kick back with some of the funny (and some of the less-funny of the other comics sharing the bill with him, but oh well....)
As usual, Marc was funny and warm, and as usual also the material he does is ever evolving with the issues and where hes at emotionally...Hes got a great bit on McCain and what a crazy fuck he is...and also a good line on the gaze of Obama, and how hes seemingly looking at ...something...out there....
But the underlying theme in that short set was that you'd really have to be socially and politically retarded to be undecided between the crazy old fuck and the intelligent young black man. The crowd roared in agreement with this...Marc went on to wonder when McCain would blow (knowing anger management issues intimately)...and that crowd reaction is a good thing. I hope that he gets the same reaction with this material in bigger settings such as Seattle's Bumbershoot festival next week where he will be appearing with the Satiristas; call it an informal poll.

Not that the liberal comedy crowds in NYC and Seattle are much to gauge the mood of the nation by, but I have to say that we all seem to be holding onto each other and holding our collective breaths about how close this race might be...and if its close, then what does that say about us? "Retarded" (tm Maron)?...yup! Cowards? Yup! Racist? Uh-huh!...and really, Anti-American! If McCain gets into office it will be the most unAmerican act ever committed by the American people as a whole...because what is going on, and has been going on here for the past 7.5 years is criminal and against everything we stand for.
...anyway, I hear that Burlington,VT might be a good place to build the self sufficient bunker for the next 8 years if McCain gets in....next stop Canada.



In other news, Sam Seder will be traveling to Denver to cover the Democratic Convention for Air America Radio. He promises interviews, video, audio and all sorts of good stuff...maybe even a week of Maron v. Seder, which is my absolute favorite show these days. It will be good to hear from Sammy, (and Marc too, of course,) as it seems that we've had a dearth of reasonable, intelligent, liberal talk...or maybe I just haven't been listening enough...Air America went from a 90% fantastic and groundbreaking lineup to the polar opposite, screwing people over along the way, in its short life.

When Air America began it gave hope to alot of us who felt totally frustrated and insane with this rogue leadership and their obvious lies. It was such a relief to find sane, funny voices that understood, and through that we found each other. The netroots is nothing to scoff at, folks. It may not be a huge landslide in the popular vote, but it is an active force of many intelligent (and some less so,) people who have the drive and desire to effect change. We're entering a time of hope and possibly empowerment now, which will only be effective if we quit turning on one another and keep our eyes on the prize. Its at a time like this that I treasure the likes of Maron and Seder in whatever form I can get them...because I'm even more disillusioned with not only the leadership but especially my own party. I've clung to the ideals of the spoken word, in whatever form its taken with the technology out there, because it made sense to me, and because I needed an outlet...anyone who knows me, knows that I have alot of words to let out! Going forward, I am again reminded by last night's show how important this discourse remains...
I look forward to anything that these guys have coming up...
Tune in for the next Seder V. Maron live and join the chat! Its a fantastic meeting of two minds that are quirky, tuned in, smart as all get-out, funny, and just plain fun! Watch this space for dates and times...sometime during the convention we should get an installment, and then, as usual, we play it by ear,depending on everyone's schedule, (but rule of thumb is sometime Tuesday around noon-ish eastern time. But if you want to see the evolution of a hilarious and technologically groundbreaking workout of chemistry, intellect, and really funny glitches (especially Maron's reactions to them,) check here for the archives. Its not always smooth, and its certainly not perfect...but there is something very real there that works beautifully....and I, for one, want more!


c/p RIPCoco

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Monday Big Blue Smurf Blogging: What They Said
Posted by Jill | 9:31 PM
Today's honoree: Dr. Philip Butler, at Military.com, on why he won't vote for John McCain.

Money quote (emphases mine):


Succeeding as a POW is a group sport, not an individual one. We all supported and encouraged each other to survive and succeed. John knows that. He was not an individual POW hero. He was a POW who surmounted the odds with the help of many comrades, as all of us did.

I furthermore believe that having been a POW is no special qualification for being President of the United States. The two jobs are not the same, and POW experience is not, in my opinion, something I would look for in a presidential candidate.


Tell all your friends and relatives who think that John McCain deserves a free pass on his lies, on his sweetheart deals with campaign contributors, on his ignorance, on his hypocritical personal morality, on his belief that it's perfectly OK to have a foreign policy adviser who is a paid agent for a foreign government and a potential treasury secretary who calls Americans "whiners" solely because he was a POW 40 years ago to read what Dr. Butler, a man who knows him, has to say. Because Dr. Butler still respects the man, but does not believe he should be president, and certainly doesn't believe that the presidency is somehow payment for being a POW.

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Excuse me, Senator McCain, but your pants on fire -- and your having been a POW is immaterial
Posted by Jill | 10:51 AM
I sometimes wonder how other Vietnam veterans who were prisoners of war feel about John McCain's view that he is entitled to a free pass on every sleazy thing he's ever done just because he was a POW.

So it turns out that rather than being in a "cone of silence" at the Saddleback Church on Saturday night while Barack Obama was being asked the same questions that would soon be posed to him, John McCain was in his motorcade, in all likelihood listening to said questions:

Senator John McCain was not in a “cone of silence” on Saturday night while his rival, Senator Barack Obama, was being interviewed at the Saddleback Church in California.

Members of the McCain campaign staff, who flew here Sunday from California, said Mr. McCain was in his motorcade on the way to the church as Mr. Obama was being interviewed by the Rev. Rick Warren, the author of the best-selling book “The Purpose Driven Life.”

The matter is of interest because Mr. McCain, who followed Mr. Obama’s hourlong appearance in the forum, was asked virtually the same questions as Mr. Obama. Mr. McCain’s performance was well received, raising speculation among some viewers, especially supporters of Mr. Obama, that he was not as isolated during the Obama interview as Mr. Warren implied.

Nicolle Wallace, a spokeswoman for Mr. McCain, said on Sunday night that Mr. McCain had not heard the broadcast of the event while in his motorcade and heard none of the questions.

“The insinuation from the Obama campaign that John McCain, a former prisoner of war, cheated is outrageous,” Ms. Wallace said.


Uh, Ms. Wallace? Can you please explain what John McCain having been a prisoner of war has to do with whether he had advance notification of the questions? And don't you think that the word "cheated" is kind of a peculiar one about which to be outraged, given the Senator's marital history?

And as for the "insinuation" that John McCain, a former prisoner of war, cheated, well, then, how do you explain your campaign's hysterical response to the idea that the Senator may have heard the questions in advance? Don't you think you're overreacting just a bit?

Perhaps you're a touch hypersensitive because your guy has already been busted for plagiarizing Alexander Solzhenytsin, in addition to his various lies about his record.

So yes, Ms. Wallace, we are accusing John McCain of cheating. And lying, and of being corrupt. Go prove us wrong.

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The AP is back in the tank for McCain
Posted by Jill | 7:06 AM
Nedra Pickler was just out there last week to make us think anything had changed. But the same AP that was so concernd about Barack Obama's "presumptuousness" in his European trip, is lauding John McCain for being "presidential" in being briefed about the storm about to hit Florida today and tomorrow:

John McCain on Sunday was briefed on Tropical Storm Fay, which scuttled a political fundraiser and is threatening to reach Florida as soon as Monday.

McCain, the Republican nominee-in-waiting, visited the Orange County Emergency Operations Center near Orlando shortly after flying from Long Beach, Calif. Speaking to a pool of reporters, he was optimistic that local and federal officials will work together if the storm strikes.

"The good news is, obviously, no state is better prepared or organized to deal with whatever comes this way than the state of Florida," McCain told reporters after his briefing.

McCain said he hoped the storm wouldn't permanently hurt central Florida's tourism industry, which includes theme parks like Disney World and Universal Studios.

"You'll be in our thoughts and prayers. I am very impressed by what you're doing and what you're prepared to do. Coming from a state that is not often hit by a hurricane, I'm incredibly impressed," the Arizona senator told local officials.

McCain has long criticized the Federal Emergency Management Agency's reaction to Hurricane Katrina, which inundated New Orleans and much of the Gulf Coast, blaming poor leadership in the storm's aftermath.


Yes, there's good old John McCain, champion of those in storm-prone areas. Except let's not forget what John McCain was doing while New Orleans drowned three years ago:



John McCain: Monday Morning Quarterbacking since 2000.
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