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Friday, November 25, 2005

Where it all began
Posted by Jill | 7:08 PM

Atrios reminds us of the birth of turkee.

(Too bad he doesn't seem to actually blog anymore, just puts up mostly open threads....)
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Worst New Flavor
Posted by Jill | 5:04 PM
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Thursday, November 24, 2005

Hey, George! Just make sure that Danny Goldberg is the only one in the building when you bomb AAR headquarters, OK?
Posted by Jill | 7:02 PM

This story has been kicking around a few days, and I meant to blog on it sooner. But this more than any of the other Bush horrors of late shows just what kind of awful things of which this particular cornered animal is capable. Juan Cole tells us what George W. Bush considers when faced with media organizations he doesn't like:

The Mirror broke the story on Tuesday that a secret British memo demonstrates that George W. Bush wanted to bomb Aljazeera's offices in Doha, Qatar, in spring of 2004. The subject came up with Prime Minister Tony Blair of the UK, and Blair is said to have argued Bush out of it.

Despite attempts of British officials to muddy the waters by suggesting that Bush was joking, another official who had seen the memo insisted, "Bush was deadly serious, as was Blair. That much is absolutely clear from the language used by both men."

The US military bombed the Kabul offices of Aljazeera in mid-November, 2001.

The US military hit the Aljazeerah offices in Baghdad on the 9th of April, 2003, a year Bush's conversation with Blair.* That attack killed journalist Tarek Ayoub, who had a 3 year old daughter. He had said earlier, "We've told the Pentagon where all our offices are in Iraq and hung giant banners outside them saying `TV.''' Given what we now know about Bush's intentions, that may have been a mistake.

When the US and the UN shoe-horned old-time CIA asset Iyad Allawi into power as transitional prime minister, he promptly banned Aljazeera in Iraq. The channel still did fair reporting on Iraq, finding ways of buying video film and doing enlightening telephone interviews.

There have long been rumors that the Bush administration has pressured the government of Qatar to close the channel down.

One of the misdeeds attributed to Syria or pro-Syrian forces is the attempt to assassinate the Lebanese journalist and fixture on LBC, the Lebanese satellite channel, May Shidyaq (Chidiac). If the British report is true, Bush really is just a Baathist in the mirror.

Aljazeera is a widely misunderstood Arabic television channel that is mainly characterized by a quaint 1950s-style pan-Arab nationalism. It is not a fundamentalist religious channel, though it does host one old-time Muslim Brother, Yusuf al-Qaradawi. Its main peculiarity in local terms is that it will air all sides of a political issue and allow frank criticism of Middle Eastern politicians as well as of Western ones. It is the only place in the Arab media where one routinely hears Israeli spokesmen (speaking very good Arabic, typically) addressing their concerns and point of view to Arab audiences.

Most of Aljazeera's programming is presented by natty men in business suits or good-looking, chic Arab women in fashionable Western clothes. (I see the anchors every day and am stricken at the idea of them being blown to smithereens by an American "accidental" bombing!) A lot of the programming is Discovery Channel-style documentaries.

The news is often criticial of the United States, though the journalists like controversy and are perfectly capable of asking fundamentalists and nationalists from the region very hard questions. The channel is one of the few places where you can sometimes see frank debate among Sunni Arab, Shiite and Kurdish Iraqis (the Lord knows we don't see it on US news!) Some Aljazeera journalists may have been sympathetic to radical Muslim groups, but mainly on nationalist and anti-imperialist grounds. These people don't look like adherents of political Islam for the most part.

Ironically, after one of the early-morning Aljazeera news broadcasts EST on Wednesday that discussed the Bush plot against the channel, the next show was about recently released American movies, including "Jarhead" (about a Marine during the Gulf War), which showcased the films enthusiastically and may as well have been an infomercial. It was jarring, the effusiveness about American soft power after the admission of the dark side of US military power.

Plotting to assassinate civilian journalists in a friendly country is certainly against the law, and if Bush is ever impeached, this charge will certainly figure in the trial. Who knows, maybe the murder of Tarek Ayoub will be added to the charges. His daughter must be 5, now.

There is a detailed and very valuable timeline of Bush administration- Aljazeera relations at Booman Tribune


Digby has more.
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It's time to redefine "chutzpah"
Posted by Jill | 6:55 PM

Remember that old chestnut about how chutzpah means a guy who kills his parents, then pleads for mercy because he's an orphan?

It's time to change that definition.

"Brownie" has a new job:

Says Brown, when asked how he plans to pull this off: "You have to do it with candor. To do it otherwise gives you no credibility. I think people are curious: 'My gosh, what was it like? The media just really beat you up. You made mistakes. I don't want to be in that situation. How do I avoid that?'"



So it gets better, Brown is not only selling emergency preparedness expertise, he's opening a secondary racket in 'candor'.



Actually, from the quote it seems that Brown's actual angle may be providing not generic emergency response consulting services but rather consulting services to incompetents who've been saddled with emergency preparedness responsibility and fear becoming national laughing stocks when they turn mid-size disasters in to full-on catastrophes through gross mismanagement.



This actually may be a solid and underserved niche Brown could cater to, though my understanding is that in such a learning process someone like Brown is generally referred to not as a 'consultant' but rather as 'specimen'.



However that may be, this might also suggest more evidence for a government management consultancy bell curve -- GMCBC, also sometimes referred to as the 'Kerik Principle', KP -- in which the most lucrative work is available for the truly able and the abjectly incompetent, leaving the great majority of hard-working, though middling operatives unable to find big-ticket post-government work.

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What I'm thankful for today
Posted by Jill | 6:09 PM


  • I'm thankful that I'm married to a great guy and that after 19 years, we're still best friends.
  • I'm thankful that I'm still healthy and come from long-lived stock.
  • I'm thankful to be employed (and that Mr. Brilliant is too)
  • I'm thankful we bought our house in 1996.
  • I'm thankful we had siding, windows, and the roof done last year before the price of building materials went up.
  • I'm thankful that the Bacari Grill dishes up a nice spread on Thanksgiving so the two of us can go out for a nice dinner, then come home and have no dishes to wash.
  • I'm thankful that I love to write and I'm reasonably good at it.
  • I'm thankful that the mainstream media are finally waking up to what the Bush Administration is doing to this country.
  • I'm thankful that Paul Hackett has decided to pursue office in Ohio again.
  • I'm thankful for Cindy Sheehan's courage.
  • I'm thankful to have had 18 months of waking up every morning to Morning Sedition, and just wish I could look forward to more.
  • I'm thankful that I'm on speaking terms with everyone in my family.
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I am thankful today that I don't live inside James Dobson's head
Posted by Jill | 12:32 PM

Can you imagine what the mind looks like of a man who seems to think children might be tempted to "become gay" by looking at a Spongebob Squarepants balloon at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, and is sending his minions out to distribute 5000 "stress balls" [insert your own joke here] along the parade route to promote a so-called "ex-gay" ministry?

You simply cannot make this stuff up:

The balloons at Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade won't be the only things filled with hot air this week in New York.

Antigay Colorado group Focus on the Family said Tuesday that its members plan to distribute 5,000 "stress balls" along the parade route to promote a Web site it operates that claims that homosexuality is a disorder that can be cured through faith. Visitors to the site, TroubledWith.com, who think they might be gay or lesbian are told, "You're not simply 'wired that way.'" In another section, visitors are told that being gay or lesbian can be prevented, because "like other adult problems, homosexuality begins at home. Mom and Dad are key players." Also to blame are porn, the media, and "seduction by peers."


Pam brings us this little tidbit, along with some earlier information about what a bunch of warped motherfuckers the operators of TroubledWith.com really are.
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The Holiday Recipe Open Thread meme
Posted by Jill | 9:51 AM

For the last six or seven years, I've gotten together with my longest-term and dearest friend to bake holiday cookies. Every year we get together, bring in sandwiches, open a bottle of wine, then bake batches and batches of cookies, put them in tins to give to neighbors, family, and friends, and cap off the day by swearing we'll never do it again.

It's actually my favorite holiday ritual.

My second favorite holiday ritual is the annual all-day holiday nosh in my department at work. This is essentially a potluck affair, with everyone in the department signing up to cook or bring something. Until this year, this was always a pretty diverse foodfest, reflecting the diversity of our department. Alas, we had significant layoffs this year, so the event will be much smaller. What I like about doing this is that it gives me a chance to throw a party without having to do all the cooking myself -- and I don't even have to clean the house.

Now I need another project like I need a second navel, but I think it might be fun to put together a compendium of holiday recipes from readers of this and other blogs. So if you have a blog, please pass the meme on.

If you have a recipe to share, either post it in the comments or send it in an e-mail to blogrecipes-at-mixedreviews-dot-net, with HOLIDAY RECIPE in the title, no later than December 10. I'll pull the whole mess together and make it available as a PDF file by December 20.

To get things started, here's the chili recipe I usually make for the office party. Jazz has tried it and will attest to its fabulousness. Feel free to adjust seasonings, all measures are approximate.

Award-Winning Chili*

1 lb. ground beef
1 lb. sweet or hot Italian sausage, casing removed and crumbled
1 large onion, chopped
As many garlic cloves as you like, minced
1 large bell pepper, diced
1 28-oz. can plum tomatoes
2-3 Tbs. chili powder, to taste.
2 Tbs. paprika
1 tsp. cumin
1-2 shakes hot pepper flakes or 1 hot pepper, seeds and pith removed, minced
1 can black beans, drained and rinsed
1 can small red beans, drained and rinsed
1/2 bottle barbecue sauce

Brown meats in dutch oven, draining as you go, until no pink remains. Drain in paper towels in a colander, then remove paper towel and rinse well. Yes, rinse. It has almost zero effect on flavor, and removes much of the fat.

Wipe out pot, add a little olive oil, heat. Add onions and garlic,cook over medium heat till onions are translucent, Add bell pepper, spices, and hot pepper or pepper flakes, cook another 1-2 minutes or until bell pepper starts to soften. Keep eyes away from pan smoke.

Return meat to pan and mix. Add tomatoes and barbecue sauce.

Cook 1-2 hours, or as long as you like. You can also make this in a slow cooker, but be sure to brown the meat and cook the onions and spices first.

Add beans and heat thoroughly before serving.

What makes this chili interesting is the flavor the sausage adds to the mixture, plus the interplay of the hot pepper and sweet barbecue sauce. Make it the day before for even more flavor, and serve topped with diced sweet onions and shredded cheese.

*The award is from my department's 2001 chili cook-off.
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What "stay the course" really means
Posted by Jill | 9:12 AM

It doesn't mean victory or honor or fighting terrorism.

Will Pitt tells us what it IS about:

If these political pushers can throw a man like John Murtha under the bus, they can do it to anyone. The sacred honor earned by those who have served this country in the uniform of our military, those who have stood the watch and heard the screams and felt that place inside go empty and cold and strange when they know they have taken the life of another person, the sacred honor of those who know, means nothing to the pushers. Nothing at all. They will throw men like John Murtha under the bus, they will consign hundreds or thousands of soldiers to death and maiming, they will allow the Armed Services of the United States to become a hollowed-out shell.

They will do all this to protect their poll numbers. That is what "staying the course" means. That's all it has ever meant.

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So why on earth is the Democratic Party still afraid of him?
Posted by Jill | 8:55 AM

So much for George W. Bush being perceived as the honest president after the nightmare of peace and prosperity that was the Clinton Administration:

A majority of U.S. adults believe the Bush administration generally misleads the public on current issues, while fewer than a third of Americans believe the information provided by the administration is generally accurate, the latest Harris Interactive poll finds.

While the telephone survey of 1,011 U.S. adults indicates about 64% of Americans believe the Bush administration "generally misleads the American public on current issues to achieve its own ends," opinion on the topic is clearly divided along party lines. A large majority (68% to 28%) of Republicans say the Bush administration generally provides accurate information. However, even larger majorities of Democrats (91% to 7%) and Independents (73% to 25%) think the information is generally misleading.


I'm with the parody church sign going around that says "Would someone please give him a blowjob already so we can impeach him?"
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Wednesday, November 23, 2005

The smoking gun?
Posted by Jill | 5:02 PM

Murray Waas was on The Majority Report last night talking about his article in National Journal which reveals what would in a sane society be the smoking gun proving that the Bush Administration went to war not on bad intelligence, but on lies:

Ten days after the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, President Bush was told in a highly classified briefing that the U.S. intelligence community had no evidence linking the Iraqi regime of Saddam Hussein to the attacks and that there was scant credible evidence that Iraq had any significant collaborative ties with Al Qaeda, according to government records and current and former officials with firsthand knowledge of the matter.

The information was provided to Bush on September 21, 2001 during the "President's Daily Brief," a 30- to 45-minute early-morning national security briefing. Information for PDBs has routinely been derived from electronic intercepts, human agents, and reports from foreign intelligence services, as well as more mundane sources such as news reports and public statements by foreign leaders.

One of the more intriguing things that Bush was told during the briefing was that the few credible reports of contacts between Iraq and Al Qaeda involved attempts by Saddam Hussein to monitor the terrorist group. Saddam viewed Al Qaeda as well as other theocratic radical Islamist organizations as a potential threat to his secular regime. At one point, analysts believed, Saddam considered infiltrating the ranks of Al Qaeda with Iraqi nationals or even Iraqi intelligence operatives to learn more about its inner workings, according to records and sources.

The September 21, 2001, briefing was prepared at the request of the president, who was eager in the days following the terrorist attacks to learn all that he could about any possible connection between Iraq and Al Qaeda.

Much of the contents of the September 21 PDB were later incorporated, albeit in a slightly different form, into a lengthier CIA analysis examining not only Al Qaeda's contacts with Iraq, but also Iraq's support for international terrorism. Although the CIA found scant evidence of collaboration between Iraq and Al Qaeda, the agency reported that it had long since established that Iraq had previously supported the notorious Abu Nidal terrorist organization, and had provided tens of millions of dollars and logistical support to Palestinian groups, including payments to the families of Palestinian suicide bombers.

The highly classified CIA assessment was distributed to President Bush, Vice President Cheney, the president's national security adviser and deputy national security adviser, the secretaries and undersecretaries of State and Defense, and various other senior Bush administration policy makers, according to government records.

The Senate Intelligence Committee has asked the White House for the CIA assessment, the PDB of September 21, 2001, and dozens of other PDBs as part of the committee's ongoing investigation into whether the Bush administration misrepresented intelligence information in the run-up to war with Iraq. The Bush administration has refused to turn over these documents.


Of course they have -- because they are the most damning piece of evidence yet.

Obviously National Journal is not a source most people are going to read, but the MSM has now picked up the story, and it will be interesting to see if it gains any traction.

Yahoo! News:

US President George W. Bush was reportedly informed 10 days after the September 11, 2001 attacks that US intelligence had no proof of links between Iraq and that act of terror.

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Citing government documents as well as past and present Bush administration officials, The National Journal said the president was briefed on September 21, 2001 that evidence of cooperation between Iraq and the Al-Qaeda terror network was insufficient.

Bush was also informed that there was some credible information about contacts between Saddam Hussein and Al-Qaeda that showed that the Iraqi dictator had tried to establish surveillance over the group, according to the report.

Saddam Hussein believed the radical Islamic network represented a threat for his secular regime.


Imagine that....yes, there WERE in all likelihood contacts between Saddam Hussein and Al Qaeda -- but only because Hussein was adhering to the "keep your friends close, and your enemies closer" philosophy.
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My Blue Heaven
Posted by Jill | 12:23 PM
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If he's going to suck up to the Christofascists, I hope this is right
Posted by Jill | 12:14 PM

Lynn tells us today why John McCain will never be president.

I used to have a lot of respect for John McCain, to the point that I might have even considered voting for him. Alas, he's lost all of my respect with his buttlicking of the theocrats, so now I've put him on the scrap heap of candidate whores I can't support.
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More proof that they really DO want an evangelical Christian theocracy
Posted by Jill | 11:42 AM

Via a Kos diarist comes this hateful Republican screed attacking Sen. Kent Conrad's religion (he is a Unitarian Universalist).

Here's the twisted logic:

Certainly, I believe that everyone is free to live how they want to and I do not think that Universalist Unitarians are going to burn in hell or anything crazy like that, but I definitely think that this religion is way out of the mainstream of America. Senator Conrad's religious afiliation is out of the mainstream.


So who is anyone to decide that Sen. Conrad's religious affiliation is out of the mainstream, and that he should be judged accordingly? Evangelical Christians hate it when people judge THEIR faith as invalid, or dangerous, because it's out of the mainstream, but they reserve the right to do it to others.

It's the "one true way"-ism of these people that I find most galling. I understand that conversion, forced if necessary, is part of Christianity, which is one of the reasons I think it is one of the most dangerous religious traditions to mix with statehood. But who the hell decides what's mainstream and what isn't?
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Actually, what we're trying to do is eliminate apple pie
Posted by Jill | 10:35 AM

When I was a kid, I sang Christmas songs in the school Christmas pageants. I sang Silent Night and O Come All Ye Faithful (which sounds like some kind of sex cult, actually), and I survived without succumbing to the belief that some Jewish guy who refused to get married and give his mother the pleasure of grandchildren got nailed to a tree two thousand years ago just so that I could do whatever the fuck I wanted, as long as I believed this ridiculous story.

Seriously, though, has there ever been a story more emblematic of Jewish guilt than that of the crucifixion? "Jesus went through all this for you, so that you could cheat on your wife, molest children, embezzle money for your employer -- and THIS is the thanks he gets?"

It's not that I grew up in the kind of strong, Jewish home in which my identity was incorruptible by the relentless holiday hoo-hah; it was more that singing these words involved just about as much thought process in my 10-year-old mind as the fact that every day we pledged allegiance to the republic and to widget stands. (It is my understanding that there was a variant to this involving someone named Richard Stans, but I think that must have been the red state version.)

And until the Christofascist Zombie Brigade decided that their particular brand of Christianity should be the state religion, we managed just fine with nativity scenes on the town hall lawn and salesclerks saying "Merry Christmas" at Macy's.

But now that our society is more diverse than just "Good Wholesome Americans" and "The Jews", and especially now that it looks like the theocrats are going to get their anti-Roe justice after all, they need a new axe to grind -- and that axe is the so-called Liberal War on Christmas:

Evangelical Christian pastor Jerry Falwell has a message for Americans when it comes to celebrating Christmas this year: You're either with us, or you're against us.

Falwell has put the power of his 24,000-member congregation behind the "Friend or Foe Christmas Campaign," an effort led by the conservative legal organization Liberty Counsel. The group promises to file suit against anyone who spreads what it sees as misinformation about how Christmas can be celebrated in schools and public spaces.

The 8,000 members of the Christian Educators Association International will be the campaign's "eyes and ears" in the nation's public schools. They'll be reporting to 750 Liberty Counsel lawyers who are ready to pounce if, for example, a teacher is muzzled from leading the third-graders in "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing."

An additional 800 attorneys from another conservative legal group, the Alliance Defense Fund, are standing by as part of a similar effort, the Christmas Project. Its slogan: "Merry Christmas. It's OK to say it."


I actually prefer something like "Do what thou wilt, harm none: It's OK to say it" -- but somehow I think that won't fly with this bunch.

It gets even better:

Fanning the yule log of discontent against what the Liberty Counsel calls "grinches" like the American Civil Liberties Union are evangelical-led organizations including the 150,000-member American Family Association. It has called for a boycott of Target stores next weekend. The chain's crime, according to the group, is a ban on the use of "Merry Christmas" in stores, an accusation the chain denies.


Note to Target Stores: This is what happens when you try to placate these people, as you're trying to do with your policy on allowing your pharmacists to refuse to fill prescriptions for any medication to which they "morally object". I, and the millions of other progressives who will be avoiding Target stores this season becasue of that policy, would be happy to come back and help you fight this particular battle if you just put on a pharmacist on the same shift as the Christofascist Zombie one. Think about it and get back to me.

On his show last week, Fox News commentator Bill O'Reilly offered a list of other retailers that he says refuse to use "Merry Christmas" in their store advertising.

In signing on to "Friend or Foe" this month, Falwell urged the 500,000 recipients of his weekly "Falwell Confidential" e-mail to "draw a line in the sand and resist bullying tactics of the ACLU and others who intimidate school and government officials by spreading misinformation about Christmas."


Hey, while we're on the subject of spreading misinformation about Christmas, how about all that business with evergreen trees festooned with lights, and wreaths, and a fat guy in a suit breaking into people's houses to steal cookies and then leave presents. What the hell does that have to do with Jesus?

From Religioustolerance.org:

The Prophet Jeremiah condemned as Pagan the practice of cutting down trees, bringing them into the home and decorating them:

Jeremiah 10:2-4: "Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them. For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not." (KJV).


The English Puritans condemned a number of customs associated with Christmas, such as the use of the Yule log, holly, mistletoe, etc. Oliver Cromwell preached against "the heathen traditions" of Christmas carols, decorated trees and any joyful expression that desecrated "that sacred event."

Pastor Henry Schwan of Cleveland OH appears to have been the person responsible for decorating the first Christmas tree in an American church. His parishioners condemned the idea as a Pagan practice; some even threatened the pastor with harm.


Almost everything we do to celebrate Christmas is either pagan or frowned on by the Bible. Christmas in America is about the deadly sins of envy (what other kids get that you didn't), gluttony (overeating), lust (getting sexy lingerie for your wife), greed ('nuff said), sloth (days off work), and pride (having the most decorated house in town). And of course let's not forget anger, which ranges from the seething at the obligatory family gatherings, to, well, the current threats by Mr. Falwell, Bill O'Reilly, and their ilk.

If we're going to go this route, to turn Christmas back into a religious holiday, then I think we need to shut down the entire way we celebrate Christmas and go back to the basics -- church, crèche, and that's it.

Sounds like a good idea to me.

Happy Holidays, everybody. (I feel so subversive now...)
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Now hang on just a second....
Posted by Jill | 10:21 AM

Remember when you were in clubs in high school and there was always some guy who thought everyone else's ideas were crap -- until he appropriated one of them, and suddenly he's a genius?

Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Department of Defense:

Barring any major surprises in Iraq, the Pentagon tentatively plans to reduce the number of U.S. forces there early next year by as many as three combat brigades, from 18 now, but to keep at least one brigade "on call" in Kuwait in case more troops are needed quickly, several senior military officers said.

Pentagon authorities also have set a series of "decision points" during 2006 to consider further force cuts that, under a "moderately optimistic" scenario, would drop the total number of troops from more than 150,000 now to fewer than 100,000, including 10 combat brigades, by the end of the year, the officers said.

Despite an intensified congressional debate about a withdrawal timetable after last week's call by Rep. John P. Murtha (D-Pa.) for a quick pullout, administration officials say that military and political factors heavily constrain how fast U.S. forces should leave. They cite a continuing need to assist Iraq's fledgling security forces, ensure establishment of a permanent government, suppress the insurgency and reduce the potential for civil war.

U.S. military commanders, too, continue to favor a gradual, phased reduction, saying that too rapid a departure would sacrifice strategic gains made over the past 30 months and provide a propaganda windfall to insurgents.


Uh, isn't this the kind of phased withdrawal Rep. Murtha was talking about? WaPo is really irresponsible here, because they're characterizing the Murtha proposal as being an immediate withdrawal. I realize that if we're talking about the infiniteness of time itself, six months, as Murtha proposed, is nothing -- but a phased reduction over six months would avoid the "turn tail and run" factor, while effecting an exit from the Iraq quagmire.

My own view on what to do in Iraq does NOT involve an immediate, or even a six-month timetable for withdrawal. Americans have allowed our leaders to take us into this mess, and now we are stuck with it until we can fix it. What we're doing is not fixing it. Frankly, the only answer I can see is to make Bill Clinton, who walks on water in the eyes of most of the Middle East, a special envoy to build an international coalition to effect a diplomatic solution. It'll never happen, of course, because it involves cutting the Bush Administration off at the knees, but it's the only way out of this that I can see.
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Tuesday, November 22, 2005

"Mr. Cheney is an Aquarian, ruled by Uranus"
Posted by Jill | 11:00 AM

[Insert your own scatological joke here.]

Seriously, though...today Lynn at Astrological Musings brings us Dick Cheney's birth chart, and shows why the nickname "Darth Cheney" may be more accurate than we thought.
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John McCain (hearts) racists
Posted by Jill | 10:32 AM

Just thought you'd want to know.

Seriously, though: It's one thing for a Republican candidate to want to shore up "the base", even if "the base" is insane. However, when you have a reputation as a straight-talker, rather than as a political animal/whore, doing things like endorsing George Wallace Jr. for a Lt. Governor post, calling him "a committed conservative reformer" when the guy is connected with the racist Council of Conservative Citizens is not the sort of thing that's going to appeal to swing voters.

Of course, if given that this is the same guy who embraced a president whose 2000 campaign referred to his adopted Bengladeshi child as the product of an alleged liaison with a black prostitute and to his wife as a drug addict, one shouldn't be surprised.

But can we please put the "McCain is an honest politician" meme away for good now?
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I guess trying new things is too Clintonesque
Posted by Jill | 10:21 AM

Jesus H. Christ, are THESE the people we want to have determining our place in the world?

For the president, it was a rare moment of fun on an otherwise dreary overseas trip. In five years in the presidency, Bush has proved a decidedly unadventurous traveler, an impression undispelled by the weeklong journey through Asia that wraps up Monday. As he barnstormed through Japan, South Korea and China, with a final stop in Mongolia still to come, Bush visited no museums, tried no restaurants, bought no souvenirs and made no effort to meet ordinary local people.

"I live in a bubble," Bush once said, explaining his anti-tourist tendencies by citing the enormous security and logistical considerations involved in arranging any sightseeing. "That's just life."

The Bush spirit trickles down to many of his top advisers, who hardly go out of their way to sample the local offerings either. A number of the most senior White House officials on the trip, perhaps seeking the comforts of their Texas homes, chose to skip the kimchi in South Korea to go to dinner at Outback Steakhouse -- twice. (Admittedly, a few unadventurous journalists joined them.)


Now admittedly, I'm not a terribly adventurous traveler, but much of that is because we can only really get away once a year, and frankly, that time is better spent recharging my batteries because I'm so compulsively busy the rest of the year. But if you have a chance to travel, to see parts of countries that most people never get to see, and do it in a safe, comfortable manner, wouldn't you jump at the chance to take it all in?

Not the Bush gang -- no, they want the entire world to be like Crawford, Texas, only with more chain restaurants. And maybe that explains how they got us into this mess.
(Hat tip: ShakesSis)
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Holiday Movies
Posted by Jill | 9:20 AM

As some of you already know, I've been doing movie reviews online for almost eight years. This year I've slacked off, partially because of this here blog and there being only so many hours in the day; and partially because the movies have sucked.

But now it's time for the annual holiday Oscar Grab, so I'm getting pumped to spend far too many hours in front of a glowing screen (as opposed to the hours I spend in front of a glowing screen anyway) watching actors pretending to be people living lives.

There are at least a half-dozen films I wouldn't mind catching this weekend; but it's a rare year that has the kind of holiday film that sets just the right tone for my own curmudgeonly attitude towards the holidays.

My must-see for Thanksgiving is The Ice Harvest -- a dark comedy starring my long-term personal cinematic god John Cusack opposite Oliver Platt and Billy Bob Thornton, all wrapped up and tied in a bow by director Harold Ramis. I am SO there.

What are YOUR holiday movie picks?
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Out of sight, out of mind
Posted by Jill | 7:15 AM

Sad, but hardly surprising: Washington legislators have largely forgotten about those displaced from New Orleans by Hurricane Katrina:

Less than three months after Hurricane Katrina ravaged New Orleans, relief legislation remains dormant in Washington and despair is growing among officials here who fear that Congress and the Bush administration are losing interest in their plight.

As evidence, the state and local officials cite an array of stalled bills and policy changes they say are crucial to rebuilding the city and persuading some of its hundreds of thousands of evacuated residents to return, including measures to finance long-term hurricane protection, revive small businesses and compensate the uninsured.

"There is a real concern that we will lose the nation's attention the longer this takes," said Representative Bobby Jindal, a Republican from Metairie, just west of New Orleans. "People are making decisions now about whether to come back. And every day that passes, it will be a little harder to get things done."

Officials from both parties say the bottlenecks have occurred in large part because of a leadership vacuum in Washington, where President Bush and Congress have been preoccupied for weeks with Iraq, deficit reduction, the C.I.A. leak investigation and the Supreme Court.

Congressional leaders have been scrambling to rein in spending, and many in Washington have grumbled that Louisiana's leaders have asked for too much, while failing to guarantee that the money will be spent efficiently and honestly.

By contrast, many say, Washington's response to the Sept. 11 attacks seemed more focused and sustained.


Perhaps it's because most of the displaced from 9/11 were affluent white people living in Battery Park City and environs, and large businesses (a.k.a. "the haves...and the have-mores....I call you my base") that are also campaign contributors. Yes, small businesses were displaced too, and most of them got stiffed, with much of the relief money going to firms in more affluent, upstate communities.

I don't want to hear what Bobby Jindal has to say. Here's a guy who's a rising Republican star becuase he happens to be one of the few Republican legislators who is dark of skin. By supporting Republicans, he's helped allow this to happen. So why does it surprise him that Republicans are refusing to help minorities in his district?
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The enemy of my enemy is my friend
Posted by Jill | 6:41 AM

If it turns out that Bush and Cheney are doing some kind of reverse psychology mindfuck to achieve this result, even I'm going to give them props.

But somehow I don't think so. They're getting so much wood from watching other people's kids get their own genitalia blown off that I don't think they're that smart (though they ARE that ruthless).

But it seems that Iraq's Shia and Sunni are talking to each other with the common goal of getting the Americans out of there:

For the first time, Iraq's political factions on Monday collectively called for a timetable for withdrawal of foreign forces, in a moment of consensus that comes as the Bush administration battles pressure at home to commit itself to a pullout schedule.

The announcement, made at the conclusion of a reconciliation conference here backed by the Arab League, was a public reaching out by Shiites, who now dominate Iraq's government, to Sunni Arabs on the eve of parliamentary elections that have been put on shaky ground by weeks of sectarian violence.

About 100 Sunni, Shiite and Kurdish leaders, many of whom will run in the election on Dec. 15, signed a closing memorandum on Monday that "demands a withdrawal of foreign troops on a specified timetable, dependent on an immediate national program for rebuilding the security forces," the statement said.

"The Iraqi people are looking forward to the day when foreign forces will leave Iraq, when its armed and security forces will be rebuilt and when they can enjoy peace and stability and an end to terrorism," it continued.


Of course, Darth Cheney was still playing "The Sky is Green" yesterday at the American Enterprise Institute, which means I'm not in any danger of having to give this Administration any credit:

Vice President Dick Cheney stepped up the White House attacks on critics of the Iraq war on Monday, declaring that politicians who say Americans were sent into battle based on a lie are engaging in "revisionism of the most corrupt and shameless variety."

In remarks delivered at the American Enterprise Institute, Mr. Cheney briefly said he considered debate over the war healthy, and he echoed President Bush's recent praise of Representative John P. Murtha, the Pennsylvania Democrat who has called for an early withdrawal of American troops from Iraq, as "a good man, a marine, a patriot."

But the vice president quickly made clear that after a week of criticism of Mr. Bush on Capitol Hill, the White House would not relent in its campaign against critics of the war and those who say the administration manipulated the intelligence that led to it.


I wonder if Fitzgerald is making him sweat?
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Monday, November 21, 2005

Is Rumsfeld going senile?
Posted by Jill | 3:35 PM

Yesterday while at the Raleigh-Durham airport waiting for my flight home, I was watching Donald Rumsfeld's bizarre appearance on CNN's Late Edition. Why anyone still takes seriously the opinion of a defense secretary who once described the location of the nonexistent Iraq WMD as "...in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south, and north somewhat" is beyond me, but Blitzer did the interview, and it's clear that Rumsfeld's grip on consensus reality is tenuous at best.

More in this diary at Kos...
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OMG....tee hee
Posted by Jill | 3:27 PM

I've missed so much interesting stuff while I was away, it's like walking in on the middle of The Return of the King and asking a seatmate what happened during the first hour.

But the New York Times front page has living, lurid color photos of President C-Plus Dangerfield's comedy act at his Asian news conference yesterday.

It would be funny, if his wasn't the face we present to the world.
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Sunday, November 20, 2005

Blogrolling in our time
Posted by Jill | 7:52 PM

The latest addition to our blogroll is Astrological Musings, a somewhat different prespective on the issues of the day. Today, Lynn tells us why Samuel Alito is a shoo-in for confirmation to the Supreme Court.
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