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Saturday, July 12, 2008

Adieu to the Court Jester...


And so it goes.
lets stop the presses and do a special on the life of....hey, lets do a couple or three...
nothings going on anyway, and its been so long since Timmy...
And what a great guy he was as well...
The reporters ARE the news

Tony Snow: deliverer of lies, fudger of truths, all around mensch.
But....where does his responsibility begin for this?:



Ashes to ashes, dust to dust...so long Tony...

c/p RIPCoco

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Friday, July 11, 2008

Karl Rove skips the country
Posted by Jill | 6:14 AM
Yesterday Karl Rove told the House Judiciary Committee to go Cheney itself. Not only did he not appear as required by subpoena, but it seems he's left the country in a trip that was scheduled LONG before the subpoena -- but about which his lawyers didn't see fit to inform the Committee.





Last night on Dan Abrams' show, Linda Sanchez phumpered around the question of whether she would invoke inherent contempt and subject Karl Rove to arrest, and Politico is reporting that a vote won't be held until later this month, presumably after the Committee's collective fingers in the wind determine if it's "safe" to uphold the rule of law.

As for the claim of executive privilege, Marcy Wheeler notes that the Bush Administration has NOT explicitly claimed executive privilege for Karl Rove. The bind for the Administration is that these hearings are about the politicization of the Justice Department, including, but not limited to, the attorney purge. A claim of executive privilege for Karl Rove would by definition mean White House involvement in this politicization -- and the White House is trying to keep its hands clean.

Will they throw Rove under the bus? Hardly -- he knows too much. But once again, the House is in a position to find its collective nutsack. I for one am not optimistic that it'll do so.

(h/t)

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Thursday, July 10, 2008

Of course they do, because for them, anyone to the left of Mussolini is a liberal
Posted by Jill | 6:40 AM
Hey, Senator Obama....if you thought that voting to give George W. Bush unfettered power to spy on Americans for any reason at any time and to give the telecom companies immunity would somehow inoculate you from charges of being some sort of raging Commie, guess again:

Republicans see a different Obama. The National Journal rated him the most liberal member of the Senate last year. His advisers say the rating system is faulty, but McCain and other Republicans say it is an accurate reflection of Obama's political philosophy.

Peter Wehner, a former Bush administration official who is now at the Ethics and Public Policy Center, considers Obama someone who can move his party to new places on race and religion. But on policy, he sees him as conventionally liberal. "The Democratic Party today is quite liberal, and Obama, if anything, will deepen the roots of its liberalism," he said.


One would think you'd have learned, after the last decade and a half, that it doesn't matter how much a Democrat moves to the right -- Republicans will still tar you as some kind of raging socialist Threat to the Very Survival of the Republic™.

Clearly you haven't learned that yet. I wonder what it's going to take to get through to you.

Or maybe it IS clear, and you're part of a rigged system that just puts out Democrats to be sacrificial lambs to fool us into thinking that the government represents us, when it doesn't at all.

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Fear of the Black Woman
Posted by Jill | 6:35 AM
If there's one thing the media hates more than a strong liberal woman in politics, it's a strong liberal woman who's gorgeous, successful, in what's clearly a loving marriage to a presidential candidate -- and black:





They should have lost all credibility with "terrorist fist jab."

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John McCain should like this, he likes to make jokes like this too
Posted by Jill | 5:51 AM
This is what happens when being a towel-snapping frat boy is regarded by the media and too many Americans as the primary qualification for the presidency:

President George Bush signed off with a defiant farewell over his refusal to accept global climate change targets at his last G8 summit.

As he prepared to fly out from Japan, he told his fellow leaders: "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."

President Bush made the private joke in the summit's closing session, senior sources said yesterday. His remarks were taken as a two-fingered salute from the President from Texas who is wedded to the oil industry. He had given some ground at the summit by saying he would "seriously consider" a 50 per cent cut in carbon emissions by 2050.


I'd say it was more of a one-finger salute. Sort of like this one:




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Wednesday, July 09, 2008

These people are absolutely fucking useless
Posted by Jill | 10:56 PM
That's it, I'm going to bed:


NEW YORK (Reuters) - A top U.S. Democratic senator said in a newspaper interview published Wednesday that he would consider supporting opening up new areas for offshore oil and gas drilling.

"I'm open to drilling and responsible production," Senate Majority Whip Richard Durbin told The Wall Street Journal, adding that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid could also support the move.


And somehow I'll get up tomorrow, go to work, and get ready to put a little more money down the empty hole that is my Supplemental Retirement Plan -- money that will be eaten up again by the financial markets as if I never had it at all.

And then a decade and a half from now, after President McCain, who says that Social Security is "a disgrace", has succeeded in dismantling the program because a bunch of craven Democrats decided that they just couldn't buck the "I Was a POW" meme, and I'm living in the street because I did everything the way you're supposed to and ended up with nothing because everything I put into retirement plans was lost, whoever the Rush Limbaugh is of that day will tell me it's my own fault.

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Not with a bang but with a whimper
Posted by Jill | 9:57 PM

And so it ends, this Great Experiment of ours, this free nation forged by a bunch of hemp-smokers and womanizers who dared say no to a king and founded a nation that not so long ago was not just the most powerful nation on earth, but one admired and emulated by the rest of the world.

No more.

No longer does the rule of law take precedence over the insanity of a despotic leader. No longer does the document in which the laws that make this country what it was mean anything. It's all about perception, and not the perception of the voters, but perception of the media talking heads with their marching orders by their corporate masters to ensure that only those who would consolidate as much wealth as possible into the hands of the few, who would yoke the unwashed, impoverished masses unto themselves in a state of permanent indentured servitude, grateful for the scraps fed to them like dogs after the CEOs and board chairmen get done stuffing themselves to stupefaction, make it to the finish line.

It didn't all die today, of course. This country has been an aspirated corpse on a ventilator, a Terri Schiavo of nations, if you will, ever since the USA PATRIOT Act was passed by a House and Senate full of cowards who were too lazy to explain to the American people that turning this country into East Germany circa 1965 is not the way we defend freedom against attack.

And Barack Obama -- our party's nominee, the guy who told a generation of young people too young to remember how they killed our prophets while we stand aside and look, the guy who for a few brief moments made us think that perhaps -- just perhaps -- he might be even one iota different, succumbed to the siren song of unfettered power and said "Want. Srsly." -- as he pushed the "Yes" button when voting today.

A president completely discredited by three-quarters of the American people still has the power to cow 535 representatives into submission simply by threatening them. Whether it's threatening them with exposure of misdeeds, or threatening them with terrorist attacks for which he will hold them responsible (when he knows exactly when and where they will take place because he will allow them to happen, just as he did last time because he wanted the war and he wanted the power and he wanted Americans to be willing to give up their freedom so he could try to fill the empty hole in his soul with more money and more power), or whether it's all a sham and they're all on the same team -- the result is the same.

The rule of law only applies to us -- the citizens of what used to be the United States. And the government will be watching us for any transgression, no matter how slight. One out of every six Americans serving prison time today are in for nonviolent marijuana offenses. In some states, a felony conviction means your right to vote is rescinded forever. A president was impeached for lying about a blowjob in a civil case that had no right even being heard at that time. But today, thanks to Nancy Pelosi, who upon becoming Speaker of the House in 2007, declared herself to be George W. Bush's protector against impeachment, and Harry Reid, with his sternly worded statements with no teeth, and a bunch of venal, greedy cowards who inhabit the People's House, our elected officials, the people who long ago forgot that THEY work for US -- are no longer bound by the rule of law.

The flag for which generations of American boys have died was spat on today in the Senate -- defiled beyond recognition in a conflagration that dwarfs any protest by an irate citizen. Some of the same Senators who felt it so important to protect the flag that they would have voted for a Constitutional amendment to protect it, no longer think the Constitution is even relevant. They would protect the flag against one person trying to make a statement, but they won't protect it against an insane president and sixty-nine corrupt, craven Senators who have zero understanding of what the flag really means. It's not a cheap Chinese-made trinket to put on your lapel at election time in a display of faux-patriotism. It's not something to grandstand about when it's politically expedient. That flag stands for the document that the Senate defecated on today. The flag stands for the Great Experiment which has now irrevocably failed. Or at least it used to.

And the damnedest thing is that those sixty-nine Senators didn't even have the balls to set the damn thing aflame.

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Presidential Penis Prevails, Senate's Face Red Once Again

Whether trying to convey a tongue-in-cheek message, AP "journalist" Pamela Hess says it all in her headline: Senate bows to Bush, approves surveillance bill.

"Bows to Bush."

As a commoner would bow to a purple-draped, jewel encrusted head of a despotic monarchy.

As a man who knows that he will be killed and bows, scrapes and begs for a miraculous act of mercy from a smirking, capricious tyrant such as the petulant, temperamental sociopath pictured above.

As in bowing while bloodied and broken, neck bent as far downward as human physiology would allow and perhaps then some, all the while fooling oneself into thinking with some insanely stubborn and delusional resolve while looking at the ants and cigarette butts on the ground that, It's just a compromise, it's just a compromise, it's just Oh fuck, who am I fooling?! It's a capitulation!! Forgive me, dear voters, by voting for me in November and I promise to do better during my next term once a Democrat's in the Oval Office!

The Senate, predictably, followed the House and caved in to Bush faster than a Murray coal mine on the new FISA bill. Among the many "compromises": Retroactive immunity to the telecoms (hence to Bush and his shining legacy), thereby reducing over 40 lawsuits pending in a federal court to something about as valuable as Arbusto Energy stock.

Obama, making a show of resisting the bill, supported an amendment that would've stripped immunity from the bill then caved and supported the bill itself when the Republicans and some patriotic Democrats shot down the amendment faster than the Bolivian army shot down Butch and Sundance.

McCain didn't vote for the bill because he'd slipped the orderlies and was busy wandering through the Arizona desert ordering cacti and scorpions to invade Tehran.

Therefore, in a din of socket wrenches and screaming chimp mechanics earnestly at work, another sizable chunk of our democracy (meaning the Fourth Amendment) is dismantled. Once again, Russ Feingold stood on the right side of this issue, coming right out and saying that Bush "broke the law."

Which is true. Because if the telecoms were acting lawfully in eavesdropping on our overseas phone calls, then they wouldn't need retroactive immunity, now would they?

And, once again, the press drops the ball like a palsied but intrepid running back, insisting that Bush didn't start surveilling US calls until after the September 11, 2001 terrorist attcks. However, according to this well-sourced timeline, the NSA's habit of "inadvertantly" spying on US citizens (which it's legally forbidden to do) actually began back in the late 90's during Bill Clinton's semen-stained version of Camelot.

Furthermore, the sons and daughters of Winston Smith seem to conveniently forget that the NSA, at the behest of the incoming Bush administration, first approached the telecoms about spying on Americans as far back as February, 2001 (as proof of how rapidly our Fourth Estate springs into action and how much they benefit from the lightning-fast nanotechnology at their fingertips, this little detail wouldn't be made public for nearly six years, coming out in late 2006). Because, once again, it would've been fucking illegal for them to spy on us, which explains the need for proxies.

So, bottom line, the same Bush administration that Yeah-yeahed Richard Clarke when he'd tried to warn them about the terrorist threat from al Qaeda and other factions, nearly seven months before 9/11 immediately decided before Bush had even put pictures of his family and Pervez Musharraf behind his desk, to spy on American citizens. You know, since your Aunt Tessie in County Cork may be with the IRA.

Meanwhile, Bond, Kit Bond (R-Minitru), is hailing the measure as a boon to "terror-fighters."

Yes, Republicans are still actually channeling George W. Bush, a man who couldn't find oil in the middle of Texas or terrorists in the Middle East until they gave up trying to play hide-and-seek with him and found him, all the way down to his charming, Appalachian patois.

"Terror-fighters." Yes, he actually said that.

Grab ankles. Bite stick. Repeat as necessary and pray they use the KY next time.
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If it's going to be wrecked anyway, let's party like it's 1999
Posted by Jill | 8:10 AM

You're fucked anyway, so we're going to drill away


First the Bush Administration denied that global warming is a fact. Then they denied that our habits had anything to do with it. Now they've decided that since we're fucked anyway, why should the polar bears be any different? Their habitat is being destroyed, so there's no reason not to drill. Forget about trying to STOP their habitat from being destroyed, it's man the torpedoes and full speed ahead:

Two conservation groups filed a lawsuit on Tuesday challenging the Bush administration's decision to let oil companies unintentionally harass or harm polar bears and walruses off the northwestern Alaska coast.

The lawsuit filed in U.S. District Court in Anchorage claims that federal officials violated laws designed to protect the animals and their sensitive habitat in the Arctic waters of the Chukchi Sea.

"These regulations set the parameters for how oil exploration will be done in the next five years," said Brendan Cummings, oceans program director at the Center for Biological Diversity, which filed the suit along with Pacific Environment. "The Chukchi Sea is critical habitat for those animals. For them to survive in the face of global warming, we simply cannot allow oil development there."

Last month, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service decided to grant legal protection to seven oil companies in the Chukchi over the next five years should they accidentally harm "small numbers" of polar bears or Pacific walruses while drilling or during other exploratory activities. The agency is named as a defendant in the suit, along with Interior Secretary Dirk Kempthorne.

Fish and Wildlife Service officials said oil and gas exploration will have a negligible effect on the bear and walrus populations. Global warming is most likely to cause the animals' numbers to dwindle, the agency said.

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Or what? Or we shall taunt you a second time?
Posted by Jill | 6:34 AM
Henry Waxman is sending what's going to turn out to be just another empty threat to Attorney General Michael Mukasey:

For more than one year, the Oversight Committee has been seeking documents from the Department of Justice relevant to our investigation into the leak of Ms. Wilson’s identity. Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald has cooperated with the Committee’s investigation, providing documents directly to the Committee and releasing others to you for production to the Committee. Two of the documents that Mr. Fitzgerald has provided to you for production to the Committee are the reports of the FBI interviews of President Bush and Vice President Cheney. Despite the Committee’s repeated requests, you have consistently refused to provide these reports to the Committee or unredacted versions of the reports of FBI interviews with White House staff. In response to the Committee’s June 16 subpoena, you wrote: “we are not prepared to provide or make available any reports of interviews with the President or Vice President from the leak investigation” because of “core Executive Branch confidentiality interests and fundamental separation of powers principles.”

In deference to your concerns and in a further attempt at accommodation, the Committee will not seek access to the report of the FBI interview of President Bush at this time. The report of the FBI interview with Vice President Cheney needs to be produced, however. The Vice President’s former chief of staff, I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby, told the FBI that it is “possible” that the Vice President instructed him to disseminate to the press information about the identity of Ms. Wilson. The Committee cannot complete its inquiry into this serious matter without the report of the Vice President’s FBI interview.

The arguments you have raised for withholding the interview report are not tenable. When the FBI interview with the Vice President was conducted, the Vice President knew that the information in the interview could be made public in a criminal trial and that there were no restrictions on Special Counsel Fitzgerald’s use of the interview. Mr. Fitzgerald clarified this key point last week, writing to the Committee that “there were no agreements, conditions, and understandings between the Office of Special Counsel or the Federal Bureau of Investigation and either the President or Vice President regarding the conduct and use of the interview or interviews.”

Vice President Cheney’s attorneys have consistently maintained that he is not an “entity within the executive branch.” Whether this unusual claim is accurate or not, I am aware of no freestanding vice presidential communications privilege, let alone one that covers voluntary and unrestricted conversations with a special counsel investigating wrongdoing. There certainly was no such understanding when our Committee sought the FBI interview report of an interview with Vice President Gore. The Justice Department produced the interview to the Committee despite the fact that it contained discussion of official White House business.

In his closing remarks in the criminal trial of Mr. Libby, Special Counsel Fitzgerald stated: “There is a cloud over what the Vice President did that week.” Your cooperation in this matter could go a long way to dispelling this notion or perhaps confirming Mr. Fitzgerald’s fears. Either way, this Committee and the American people are entitled to know what happened. For similar reasons, you should also produce the unredacted versions of the interviews with White House staff that the Committee has subpoenaed.


Does anyone actually believe that this White House, or this Justice Department, is actually going to respond to a Congressinal subpoena? Nancy Pelosi may have this release up on her web site, but this is the woman who took impeachment off the table, no matter how large the magnitude of Bush Administration crimes, and now she is urging Waxman's committee to NOT enforce the subpoena that Kark Rove ignored.

Unless Congress is prepared to put its money where its mouth is, I'm getting tired of these "sternly-worded letters" that appear more and more to be simply grandstanding designed to appease those who still believe that the Administration's oath to uphold the Constitution means something.

Well, count this person unappeased.

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But winning the war will magically take care of this too, don'tcha know
Posted by Jill | 5:30 AM
Between John McCain's magic plan to win the Iraq War by staying the course and his magic health care plan, you'd think that having been a POW not only insulated him against all criticism for anything, it also gave him the ability to just say something and make it so.

Here in New Jersey, we used to have a high-risk pool for insuring drivers. It was called the Joint Underwriting Association, and it was funded partially by premiums paid to private insurers, and partially by a surcharge paid by ALL drivers. The New York Times editorialized about this system in 1988 and a full history is here.

The main problem with the JUA was that insurers were allowed to dump pretty much any driver they wanted into the high-risk pool. Mr. Brilliant and I were dumped into this pool for a while, despite having clean driving records, solely by virtue of being apartment renters instead of homeowners. Our insurance guy told us that the actuaries believed renters to be "less responsible" (a laughable notion today, given the real estate/mortgage frenzy of the last couple of years and resulting crash) so all non-homeowners were dumped into the pool.

For all that former governor Jim McGreevey is now a well-deserved national laughingstock, and for all that he was for the most part a terrible governor, he deserves credit for once and for all setting the state's auto insurance system back into something vaguely resembling viablility.

John McCain's health care plan involves creating a similar high-risk pool, the effect of which will be to allow insurers to continue to cherry-pick whom they cover and limit coverage to only those least likely to use significant services. In fact, the very existence of such a high-risk pool for those rejected by insurance companies (who will continue to be able to expand their massive lists of reasons to deny access to their plans), as we saw with auto insurance here in New Jersey, virtually assures that the insurers will do just that. Why should a for-profit insurance company take on the risk of people over the age of 50, or people with a BMI over 25, or people who are genetically predisposed to high cholesterol, or people who don't belong to a gym, or people with blue eyes, or any arbitrary exclusionary factor the suits that run it deem relevant, when it's just as easy to deny coverage and funnel those people into the high risk pool?

The purpose of group insurance and of mandates that insurers take on all comers combined with universal coverage mandates is to spread the risk around. Our experience with the JUA in New Jersey has shown us here that when you allow insurers to refuse to do this by creating a pool of so-called high-risk people, you ensure that ALL people are deemed for some reason to be high risk -- which differs little from where insurers are trying to go now -- insuring ever-fewer numbers of people.

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Now all they need to do is learn to write a coherent English e-mail
Posted by Jill | 5:25 AM
I just received an e-mail about Js-Kit's acquisition of Haloscan, which is also covered here.

When I first set up this new template, I used the default Blogger commenting system in order to save time. Of course once I did that, I was kind of stuck, because changing commenting systems meant losing all the existing comments. But one of the new Haloscan features is apparently going to be the ability to import existing comments, which changes the equation significantly.

I'm going to give them a few months to hammer out any transition glitches, and then I'm going to do the switchover. I'll announce when that takes place.

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Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Welcome Back Potter[sville]
Posted by Jill | 9:29 PM
Well, that didn't last long.

Jurassicpork is back, with some YouTubery showing that even if the Bush Administration could never imagine anyone flying planes into buildings, someone in Tinseltown could -- and did.

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John McCain gambles. Why does he never report any winnings or losses?
Posted by Jill | 8:10 AM
Once again I'm reduced to linking to a diary at Le Grand Orange, but this one's a goodie.

This diarist noted that when John McCain released his tax information, there were no W-2G forms on which gambling winnings and losses are declared.

Given that aides say McCain gambles a few thousand dollars at a time, not on poker games among friends, but on Mississippi riverboats, in the Caribbean, and at Indian casinos, does he expect us to believe that his gamblings have been a wash, down to the penny?

Go read more.

Is John McCain a tax deadbeat in more than just his real estate taxes? It sure looks that way. Do you think Chris Matthews and Joe Scarborough and Faux Noise will shut up about Obama's nonexistent "flip-flop" on Iraq long enough to question why the presumptive Republican nominee for the presidency doesn't pay taxes on his gambling winnings?

Somehow I doubt it. They're too busy wiping barbecue sauce from their faces.

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John McCain: Expert on gaming the system
Posted by Jill | 6:43 AM
You'd almost have to admire the man if he weren't so sleazy. Insulated by the media from any besmirching of his reputation as a "maverick", protected by having his name on campaign finance reform laws, he's been granted a completely free pass from the media for the way he's gaming the system, while Chris Matthews and Joe Scarborough have the vapors because Barack Obama, who said he would accept federal funding IF (emphasis on IF) his opponent agreed to as well. That McCain didn't announce his decision to accept federal funding until AFTER Obama announced he was opting out has not been reported.

During the primary race, McCain sidestepped regulations on federal funding by using funding he expected to receive as collateral for a campaign loan -- and then opted out. This is illegal, but as we now know, and to paraphrase Richard Nixon, when John McCain does it, it is NOT illegal.

Andrew Romano at Newsweek.com explains how McCain is still gaming the system:

When you combine McCain's individual war chest with his party's bankroll, it turns out the Republican nominee has about $90 million currently burning a hole in his pocket, while Obama and the DNC weigh in at a relatively paltry $47 million, or half as much. And even though McCain has agreed to an $84.1 spending limit by accepting public funds--a decision he likes to portray as a principled stand against the corrupting influence of money on politics--at least double that sum will be dropped on his behalf before Election Day thanks to loopholes in the law that allow outside groups to effectively skirt such limits with largely unregulated "soft money" contributions.

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Well, that's no longer a theoretical proposition. Starting last weekend, McCain finally saw the first tangible benefits of his joint fundraising account with the RNC--just as moneyed interests unable to donate directly to the senator's taxpayer-sponsored campaign began to reveal how they plan to circumvent spending limits and play an outsized part in the election.


First up: the RNC. On Sunday, OnMessage Inc., a Virginia-based company with Republican ties, rolled out a series of pro-McCain, anti-Obama television ads in the battleground states of Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin. The energy-centric campaign--a $3 million RNC buy set to air over 10 days--is a perfect example of how, when it comes to spending, the distinction between McCain and the RNC is pretty much irrelevant. While McCain is "pushing his own party to face climate change," says the ad's announcer, "Barack Obama... just says no to lower gas taxes... no to nuclear... and no to more production." This is exactly the same (misleading) message McCain's campaign delivered in a spot released online late last month. But because McCain "had nothing do with the [new] ads," and the RNC merely funded the spots--it apparently didn't consult on content--they're subject to neither the candidate's $84.1 million spending limit nor the $20 million cap on what the party can spend in coordination with the campaign. In other words, the RNC can invest unlimited sums of money in commercials like this. Given that GOP donors can each contribute $28,500 to the national party--or about $25,000 more than Dems can give directly to Obama--expect to see plenty more On Message-style spots before Election Day. After all, it's not like they're going to sound any different from the ads McCain would air if he could afford to.

Meanwhile, McCain campaign is stepping around federal spending limits by funneling cash through the state and national party machinery--and potentially benefiting from donations to a non-RNC organization that could boost his chances in key states.


Will any of this matter? Hardly. John McCain still makes Chris Matthews' Little Chris stand up at attention, and the fact that John McCain is still, despite the "maverick" image he's worked so hard to cultivate, the same guy who was one of the Keating Five, seems not to matter. Because after all, he gave the press barbecue ribs. And that entitles him to be as much of a hypocrite as he likes, and as phony as he likes. Because wud-be preznit giv me ribs so he get donuts apple good cookie.

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What flip-flop?
Posted by Jill | 6:10 AM
Here is why we worship the ground on which Rachel Maddow walks:





Can we please stop with the "flip-flop" meme? You know, we've had nearly eight years of a president who absolutely refuses to change policy based on changing conditions. There's "resoluteness", and then there's being Beavis sticking his hand in the fryer and screaming "Ow!" -- and then sticking your hand in the fryer again. George W. Bush has been Beavis over and over again. You'd think the media would stop defending this kind of stupidity -- especially when there IS no flip-flop -- as Rachel points out here.

But no, they've become so addicted to the narrative of the "flip-flop" that they can't, or won't, tell the difference between the politically-expedient pander and thoughtfulness about a policy based on changing conditions. And good on Rachel for noting that the Obama campaign is guilty of giving the media too much credit for being able to handle a concept more complex than "apple....good.....cookie" (or as Keith Olbermann put it in his Special Comment last week, "Obama voted uh-uh… thing terror stop.").

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Is this where Americans will FINALLY draw the line?
Posted by Jill | 5:23 AM
Or will they simply shrug and say "The government knows what it needs to do to keep us safe" and go along with this? Via Newshoggers comes news of the beginnings of a truly horrific proposal by the so-called Department of Homeland Security to move one more step towards a police state:

A senior government official with the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has expressed great interest in a so-called safety bracelet that would serve as a stun device, similar to that of a police Taser®. According to this promotional video found at the Lamperd Less Lethal website, the bracelet would be worn by all airline passengers.


This bracelet would:


• take the place of an airline boarding pass


• contain personal information about the traveler


• be able to monitor the whereabouts of each passenger and his/her luggage


• shock the wearer on command, completely immobilizing him/her for several minutes
 
The Electronic ID Bracelet, as it’s referred to as, would be worn by every traveler “until they disembark the flight at their destination.”  Yes, you read that correctly. Every airline passenger would be tracked by a government-funded GPS, containing personal, private and confidential information, and that it would shock the customer worse than an electronic dog collar if he/she got out of line?

Clearly the Electronic ID Bracelet is an euphuism for the EMD Safety Bracelet, or at least it has a nefarious hidden ability, thus the term ID Bracelet is ambiguous at best. EMD stands for Electro-Musclar Disruption. Again, according to the promotional video the bracelet can completely immobilize the wearer for several minutes.

So is the government really that interested in this bracelet? Yes!

According to a letter from DHS official, Paul S. Ruwaldt of the Science and Technology Directorate, office of Research and Development, to the inventor whom he had previously met with, he wrote, “To make it clear, we [the federal government] are interested in…the immobilizing security bracelet, and look forward to receiving a written proposal.” The letterhead, in case you were wondering, came from the DHS office at the William J. Hughes Technical Center at the Atlantic City International Airport, or the Federal Aviation Administration headquarters.



Americans have looked the other way for nearly seven years as their government has spied on them without cause, held a few of them without charges and without trial, and moved us steadily closer to a dictatorship. Not even the black helicopter/militia crowd that was so quick to scream "Fascism!" every time Bill Clinton dared to breathe has uttered a peep. The 101st Fighting Keyboarders who think themselves so patriotic have supported such moves in the name of "safety."

Will this be the straw that breaks the camel's back? I wonder. This is the Bush-friendly Washington Times, and even the commenters on this story are horrified.

Here's the promotional video from the sickos who make this device, complete with photos of Scary Brown Men™:





The interesting twist in all this is that in the coming years, air travel will be accessible to ever-fewer Americans as fuel prices skyrocket. The airline industry is reeling, and it's only going to get worse. Will business travelers put up with this? Or will the rise in the number of corporate jets whose occupants will presumably be exempt from this requirement create a situation in which only those ordinary people who still have to fly to visit Mom and Dad in Boca on the holidays are still flying scheduled airlines and are therefore the only one being assumed to be terrorists by their government?

I don't know about you, but if air travel has become SO dangerous that this kind of thing is necessary, then it's become too dangerous to fly. Period.

Meanwhile, and on an only slightly less horrific note, it seems the Bush Administration wants data on the race, ethnicity, political and/or religious beliefs, and/or sexual oreintation in order as a condition for granting citizens of the European Union to enter the country without a visa. You don't even have to be a terrorist or fit a terrorist profile anymore; you need only have pigmentation that is unseemly, be from a country our government doesn't like, be outspoken politically, worship in a way that offends the Bush Administration, or have a sexual orientation that it is feared may cause Administration officials to have difficulty remaining in the closet.

Those who support our relentless march towards fascism will say that this will only be used to target the Scary Brown Men™ who "want to kill us." But if that's the case, why does the government need to know travelers' sexual orientation? That's where the "keeping us safe" argument falls apart.

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Monday, July 07, 2008

Meet Carly Fiorina, on the short list to be John McCain's running mate
Posted by Jill | 7:32 AM
Realizing that there are some voters who won't be content unless they can vote for a Vagina-American this year, John McCain's VP hunters have their eye on former HP CEO/Fuckup Carly Fiorina.

Those who think that simply having women run corporations would usher in a new era of warm and fuzzy, employee-oriented, family-friendly corporations should take a look at Ms. Fiorina's tenure at HP. This from Marketwatch, after she was fired for abysmal job performance in 2005:

The action was a stunning blow to Fiorina, 50, one of the most powerful women in business, and a repudiation of her leading of H-P's controversial 2002 acquisition of Compaq Computer

Fiorina pushed through the $19 billion merger as part of a bold plan to remake the Silicon Valley icon into a computing and services giant that could challenge IBM. Yet the merger never produced the results promised, and as Fiorina worked to integrate the two huge companies, Dell Inc. leapfrogged past H-P to become the leading seller of PCs.

And H-P shares lost more than half their value during Fiorina's tenure, underperforming Dell's by a wide margin and also lagging IBM's stock performance.

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Investors rallied behind H-P's stock after learning of Fiorina's departure. The shares climbed $1.39, or almost 7 percent, to close at $21.53. The Dow component was the most heavily traded issue on the New York Stock Exchange, with volume of more than 102 million shares.

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Controversy surrounded Fiorina from the beginning of her H-P tenure, which included laying off thousands of workers in a painful restructuring.
But the most divisive move was her acquisition of Compaq, which she spearheaded despite fierce opposition from board member Walter Hewlett, the son of H-P co-founder William Hewlett.

Hewlett argued that acquiring Compaq, at the time the largest maker of PCs, would dilute H-P's profitable printing business, kill shareholder value and lead to massive layoffs.

The bitter fight prompted a proxy battle that raised questions about H-P's business direction and became a major distraction for the company's management. When the acquisition was completed in 2002, it led to the firing of more than 17,000 employees and the acrimonious departure of Hewlett from the board.

"H-P has been a great company," Hewlett said in an e-mailed statement after Fiorina's departure was announced. "We all look forward to H-P fulfilling its promise." The Hewlett Foundation still owns about 10 million H-P shares.
Missing expectations

In August 2004, Fiorina had to deal with H-P missing its third-quarter estimates. She blamed the results on poor performance in the company's enterprise servers and storage business, and fired three executives from the division.

While Dunn said on the conference call that there was no connection between those results and Fiorina's firing, investors believed Fiorina was to blame for the company's poor results.

"Now the business unit leaders will have the autonomy to run them properly," said Hillman.


Fiorina may be a woman, but she is a particularly nasty piece of work, which of course makes her perfect for today's Republican party. Sayeth David Corn at Mother Jones:

At HP, Fiorina developed the reputation of a manager who knocked heads together—or who chopped them off. And there were massive layoffs during her tenure. In 2003, the company announced it would dismiss almost 18,000 people. (That year, the firm posted a $903 million loss on $56.6 billion in revenue.) When the outsourcing of jobs turned into a national political issue, Fiorina became the poster-girl for an industry campaign aimed at blocking any legislation that would restrict a company's ability to can American employees in favor of workers overseas. She and executives from seven other tech companies issued a report that argued that any such measures would hurt the U.S. economy. The best way to increase American competitiveness, they declared, was to improve schools and, yes, reduce taxes. At a Washington press conference, Fiorina said, "There is no job that is America's God-given right anymore. We have to compete for jobs." The remark did not go over well with critics of outsourcing, who have ever since used it as an indicator of corporate insensitivity.

Fiorina's stint at HP was marked by other moments of controversy. In March 2004, after HP shareholders voted 1.21 billion to 925 million to expense stock options, she opposed the move, essentially opting to stick with accounting practices (that were used by other corporations) that did not reveal a company's true value. That same year, Forbes reported that Hewlett-Packard was "among many other U.S. companies that kept offices in Dubai and were linked to Iranian traders there." The article suggested that HP and other countries were skirting export controls to trade with Iran. And in early 2005, Fiorina announced that pop star Gwen Stefani would join the HP design team and work on the company's line of digital cameras.

Fiorina wasn't around long enough to see her Plan Stefani to completion. In February 2005, she was pushed out of HP. The company's board, with which she had been battling for years, had had enough of her. The Compaq merger had not yielded the benefits—improved shareholder returns and greater profits—she had promised. At the time of her dismissal, Hewlett-Packard stock was trading at about the same price as when she first unveiled the Compaq deal. Eighty percent of the company's operating profits were coming from its old-line printing business. She had not succeeded in reviving HP as a computer-selling powerhouse. The day she was dumped, the company's stock price rose 7 percent. That was Wall Street exclaiming, Hooray. As Robert Cihra, an analyst with Fulcrum Global Partners told Money magazine, "The stock is up a bit on the fact that nobody liked Carly's leadership all that much. The Street had lost all faith in her and the market's hope is that anyone will be better."


The woman who slashed the jobs of thousands of people walked away with a $21 million severance package.

Hell, I'll run a company nearly into the ground for a quarter of that.

And this is the "business leader" who's on John McCain's short list. Of course, how many people are going to dig around the business press from three years ago to look at Fiorina's actual business record? Even Bill Maher didn't question it when she was a guest on his show last year. And Stuart Rothenberg is talking her up for the #2 spot.

"And certainly I have a business background and understand economics, and so I will be engaged in that part as well," she said when she was picked to run Victory 2008 in March. Is this like the way John McCain is aware of the internet? Funny how in the Republican Party, being a failed businessperson (the way George W. Bush was) is regarded as a qualification for high office. Perhaps that's why the U.S. economy, especially for, but not limited to, working Americans, tends to do worse under Republicans.

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Sunday, July 06, 2008

Deep Thoughts and other brainstorms from the news
Posted by Jill | 8:45 AM
The REPORTED national unemployment rate is up around 5.5% and it's only going to get worse. But Rush Limbaugh gets $400 million to vomit up his particular brand of foul verbal stench for another eight years. Something is very, very wrong in this country.

How much of the media frenzy surrounding stories like the Eliot Spitzer Hooker and Christie Brinkley's soon-to-be-ex fucking an eighteen-year-old comes from a desire among the men in America's newsrooms to fuck eighteen-year-olds themselves? (See also: sex between teachers and students.)

Note to the Wilpons: It's over. Start trading for youth. And stop playing Ryan Church until you know for certain he's better. I have a nasty sense that there is something very bad floating around his head and if it gets to the wrong place, the results are going to be tragic. I do not want to see that happen.

The Chinese own us lock, stock, and barrel. You don't piss off your owners by disrespecting them. Plus, he can play Commander Guy, and it gets him out of our hair for a few days.

Wow. EVERYONE's got a script to pitch these days.

No, pulling a stunt like this doesn't mean you get to fuck Sienna Miller even if Rhys Ifans did. (And Danny Deckchair was a dumbass movie anyway.)

Unintentionally funny headline of the day.

Runner-up.

Ten bucks says they find something in there that gives them carte blanche to continue hating teh gayz.

And you think YOU'RE having a bad week. First this guy's last name gets changed to "Homosexual" on a so-called Christian web site, and now this. When the Salt Lake City Tribune is laughing at religious organization, you know it's jumped the shark.

Don't quit Clean House just yet, Ms. Nash. Because even this plus this doesn't compensate for this. You are too ballsy and too fabulous to be on a misogynistic sitcom at the Misogynist Network. Besides, I have two words for you about what happens when people leave a successful gig for a Fox sitcom: Rob. Corddry.

And in closing, a Happy Thought.

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When did the inability to speak become "authenticity"?
Posted by Jill | 8:27 AM
Of course we know when; it's when the media decided that George W. Bush should be president because he gave out nicknames and acted like a frat boy.

One would think that after eight years of the most inarticulate boob ever to occupy elected office, let alone the White House, we would have had enough of this notion that poise and the ability to express one's thoughts clearly are liabilities. But given that the media mantra of "Flip-flopper" is being revived for this election season to refer to anything other than the most rigid adherence to long-held views, even in the face of changing conditions and evidence, it's hardly surprising that they would go along with the notion that because John McCain can't get a coherent thought out of his head, that somehow speaks to his "authenticity". That it may be a sign of cognitive difficulties seems to matter to no one on the barbecue-and-bus circuit. They're perfectly willing to just pass on the spin about the "authentic" McCain (as opposed to the "inauthentic" Obama, who I guess would seem more "authentic" if he wore baggy pants, lots of gold chains, a backwards baseball cap, and said "fo'shizzle", even though from what I understand, no one outside the movie Juno has said that in the last five years.

But the McCain campaign continues to use this spin -- and why shouldn't they, when it seems to work:

Mr. McCain’s advisers, who bristle at the idea that they are trying to transform the candidate, say that his lack of smoothness merely reinforces his reputation for authenticity.

“Voters are looking for credibility and are wary of polish,” said Mark McKinnon, a former consultant to Mr. McCain’s campaign. “At the end of the day, it doesn’t really matter which candidate can more deftly read a teleprompter.”

Indeed, Mr. McCain and his advisers seem to be trying to present him as a kind of anti-Obama whose weaknesses as a political performer underscore his accessibility to regular voters.

“John doesn’t ever want to be something that he is not,” Mr. Salter said, including trying to pass himself off as a larger-than-life figure on stage. “There’s nothing in there about him that wants to be rarefied.”

Mr. McCain and his surrogates appear to be taking a page from the primary campaign of Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, which made a point of praising Mr. Obama’s speaking skills both to erase any expectation that she could match them and to imply that Mr. Obama was more of a performer than a leader. Nicolle Wallace, Mr. McCain’s new senior adviser, said the campaign would focus on having the candidate interact face to face with voters, “not from a center stage in the middle of a stadium.”

In an interview on his campaign plane, Mr. McCain said “my strongest environment is clearly the impromptu.” He added, “I don’t mean that in a way that denigrates Senator’s Obama’s speechmaking skills.”

He shrugged when asked whether he is improving as a speaker. “It’s fine, it’s fine,” he said. “It’s coming along.”

“I will continue to make mistakes,” he added.


And the media will continue to give him a free pass on them. And if he is elected, and one of those "mistakes" launches a nuclear missile, well, he's a maverick, and he was a POW, and so by definition he can do no wrong.

And yeah, he grills up some mean ribs. Yum. More ribs, please, Senator...and we'll continue to pour on the love. Because we just LOVE a man who used to be in uniform.

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