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Saturday, April 23, 2005

Think about it

From Utopian Turtletop, via Digby:

WW2 v. WOT -- ONE MONTH TO GO

1,347: Number of days from the bombing of Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941, to VJ Day (Victory in Japan) on August 15, 1945.

1,317: Number of days from the airplane-bombing of the World Trade Center and the Pentagon on September 11, 2001, to today.

If Osama makes it to May 21, he will have survived the self-declared world's only superpower in a presidentially-declared war longer than Tojo, Hitler, and Mussolini combined.

Unbelievable

If this were about civil rights for black Americans, or female Americans, or Jewish Americans, or Buddhist Americans, or disabled Americans, or older Americans, do you think Microsoft would be able to get away with phrasing its position on an antidiscrimination bill like this? (from a letter from Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer to Microsoft employees, via Americablog; emphases mine)


On February 1, two Microsoft employees testified before a House Committee in support of the bill. These employees were speaking as private citizens, not as representatives of the corporate position, but there was considerable confusion about whether they were speaking on behalf of Microsoft.


He's saying that any time a private citizen is an activist, it's "confusing" as to whether he/she is representing him/herself or his/her employer. Bullshit.

Following this hearing, a local religious leader named Rev. Ken Hutcherson, who has a number of Microsoft employees in his congregation, approached the company, seeking clarification of whether the two employees were representing Microsoft's official position. He also sought a variety of other things, such as firing of the two employees and a public statement by Microsoft that the bill was not
necessary.

After careful review, Brad Smith informed Rev. Hutcherson that there was no basis for firing the two employees over the misunderstanding over their testimony, but did agree that we should clarify the ambiguity over the employee testimony. Brad also made it clear that while the company was not taking a position on HB 1515, the company remains strongly committed to its internal policies supporting anti-discrimination and industry-leading benefits for gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgender employees.


Why should this have been subject to "careful review"? Unless said employees stated that they were representing the opinion of Microsoft, why should this have had to have been reviewed? Let me emphasize that: The livelihood of two Microsoft employees was "carefully reviewed" because of ONE complaint by ONE wingnut preacher. Imagine what religious nutcases could do to your job or to my job if they decide they don't like our politics. Is this really where we want to go as a society?

I understand that many employees may disagree with the company's decision to tighten the focus of our agenda for this year's legislative session in Olympia. But I want every employee to understand that the decision to take a neutral stance on this bill was taken before the Session began based on a desire to focus our legislative efforts, not in reaction to any outside pressure.


Then why was the testimony of the two employees so "carefully reviewed"?

I have done a lot of thinking and soul-searching over the past 24 hours on this subject, and I want to share with you my thoughts on how a company like Microsoft should deal with these kinds of issues.

This is a very difficult issue for many people, with strong emotions on all sides. And that makes it a very difficult issue for me, as the CEO of this company.

In this particular matter, both Bill and I actually both personally support this legislation that would outlaw discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation. But that is my personal view, and I also know that many employees and shareholders would not agree with me.

We are thinking hard about what is the right balance to strike – when should a public company take a position on a broader social issue, and when should it not? What message does the company taking a position send to its employees who have strongly-held beliefs on the opposite side of the issue?


Now here's where you substitute the words "black" or "Jew" or "disabled" or "sick" or "pregnant" or "over 40" or whatever other "protected class" you like. Isn't it appalling that a company the size of Microsoft, which unabashedly crushes every other company that gets in its way, is quaking in its boots because one fucking closet case Christofascist has a problem with that group? Wouldn't there be an outcry if Ballmer had said this about any other group?

The bottom line is that I am adamant that Microsoft will always be a
place that values diversity, that has the strongest possible internal policies for non-discrimination and fairness, and provides the best policies and benefits to all of our employees.

I am also adamant that I want Microsoft to be a place where every employee feels respected, and where every employee feels like they belong. I don't want the company to be in the position of appearing to dismiss the deeply-held beliefs of any employee, by picking sides in social policy issues.


And if a few employees are KKK members who don't want to work with black people, are you going to appease them too? Are you going to institute policies that black employees can't date white employees, because some people might be offended? What about pregnant women? If some people are "offended" by the sight of a pregnancy, are you going to placate them too?

And as for picking sides, well, haven't you already done so, by giving the complaints of this wingnut any credence at all after supporting this legislation for years? I'm sorry, but Microsoft has openly supported this legislation at least since 2001, when the company was given an award by a gay and lesbian center in 2001. As soon as some Christofascist ordered you to fire two of your employees because of something they said on their own time, you should have shown him the door, Mr. Ballmer. You didn't.

I know that some employees will still feel frustrated by the position
the company has taken, but I wanted you to hear directly from me on this. We will continue to wrestle with how and when the company should engage on these kinds of political issues. And above all, I want you to know that as long as I am CEO, Microsoft will always be committed to diversity and non-discrimination in all of our internal policies.


At least until the Christofascists threaten a boycott. Then you'd better watch your ass.

If you think that because you're not gay, this isn't an issue for you, guess again. Because it's not about gay rights, it's about the pressure that the Fundies are going to bring to bear not just on politicians and the media, but on every employer in this country, to toe their particular line or face their wrath. Today it's gays. Tomorrow it could be anyone. This isn't about how you feel about gay marriage, it's about whether this country is going to be a place where people can be free, or if it's going to be run by an American Taliban of religious fanatics.

You don't like gays? Fine. Don't be gay; don't have gay friends. You don't like to think about gays having sex? Fine. Don't think about how they have sex (and what are you doing thinking about how people you don't know have sex, anyway?). You don't believe in gay marriage? Don't marry someone of the same sex.

It's all so simple. Too bad a smart guy like the CEO of Microsoft can't see it.

More good old fashioned Christian love

You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see Jesus ride in on Shadowfax, brandishing Excalibur, and when he sees people like Jerry Falwell, and Bill Frist, and the Rev. Fred Phelps, and all of their many followers, he smites them in one blow and screams, "How DARE you claim to speak in My Name?" Then he turns to the rest of us and says, "Now will you believe in Me?"

And you know what my answer will be? "Where do I sign?"

Then we all go for a big feast, where music from all over the world is played, and a new era begins, in which the man's message isn't corrupted by a misogynistic guy who was the first Jew to try to pass as a gentile by changing his name from Saul to Paul.

But until then, we have to deal with crap like this:

Authorities at a Christian university near Chicago moved dozens of black and Hispanic students to a hotel for their own safety and police stepped up patrols on campus Friday after three people received threatening, racist letters.

Authorities at a Christian university near Chicago moved dozens of black and Hispanic students to a hotel for their own safety and police stepped up patrols on campus Friday after three people received threatening, racist letters.


This is what people like Frist and Phelps and Bush and Cheney and the rest of the Christofascists don't understsand -- that whether they themselves advocate this kind of retribution against those who transgress from some particular social order, their rhetoric, invoking God, gives tacit approval to those who do.
Friday, April 22, 2005

Great Moments in Republican Filibustering

Remember when Barry Goldwater was what a conservative Republican looked like?

Now, Limbaugh, Hannity, Frist, and the rest of the Christofascists would be all over him:

...on religious issues there can be little or no compromise. There is no position on which people are so immovable as their religious beliefs. There is no more powerful ally one can claim in a debate than Jesus Christ, or God, or Allah, or whatever one calls this supreme being. But like any powerful weapon, the use of God's name on one's behalf should be used sparingly. The religious factions that are growing throughout our land are not using their religious clout with wisdom. They are trying to force government leaders into following their position 100 percent. If you disagree with these religious groups on a particular moral issue, they complain, they threaten you with a loss of money or votes or both. I'm frankly sick and tired of the political preachers across this country telling me as a citizen that if I want to be a moral person, I must believe in 'A,' 'B,' 'C,' and 'D.' Just who do they think they are? And from where do they presume to claim the right to dictate their moral beliefs to me? And I am even more angry as a legislator who must endure the threats of every religious group who thinks it has some God-granted right to control my vote on every roll call in the Senate. I am warning them today: I will fight them every step of the way if they try to dictate their moral convictions to all Americans in the name of 'conservatism.'


Of course, by 1981, when this quote is attributed, the party had already moved far to Goldwater's right. I grew up in a home in which Barry Goldwater was regarded as Satan Incarnate (or at the very least, Satan's henchman, right next to Nixon).

But DAMN, I wish he was around now. He'd bitchslap guys like Frist all the way back to debate club.

When wingnuts retire...
...all the poisons that lurk in the mud hatch out.

The wingnut in question here is Rep. Henry "Youthful Indiscretion" Hyde, who admitted in an interview for ABC News' Chicago affiliate that the impeachment of President Bill Clinton was simply "payback" for the threatened impeachment of Richard Nixon.

Republican Congressman Henry Hyde made some surprising comments Thursday on the impeachment hearings of President Bill Clinton. He now says Republicans may have gone after Clinton to retaliate for the impeachment of Richard Nixon.

[snip]

In an exclusive interview, Hyde delivered a big dose of candor and some reflective second guessing. He said, among other things, he might not try to impeach President Clinton if he had it to do all over again.

[snip]

When asked if he would go through with the Clinton impeachment process again, Hyde said he wasn't sure. It turned into a personal and political embarrassment for Hyde when an extra-marital affair he had in the 1960's became public amid accusations of hypocrisy. He called the affair a youthful indiscretion.

"Accusations hurled at me to intimidate me were misplaced, and I regret having to deal with them, but they didn't intimidate me," Hyde said.

The veteran DuPage County congressman acknowledged that Republicans went after Clinton in part to enact revenge against the Democrats for impeaching President Richard Nixon 25 years earlier.

Andy Shaw asked Hyde if the Clinton proceedings were payback for Nixon's impeachment.

"I can't say it wasn't, but I also thought that the Republican party should stand for something, and if we walked away from this, no matter how difficult, we could be accused of shirking our duty, our responsibility," said Hyde.

Hyde's comments reflect what Democrats have been saying for years about the Clinton impeachment. It will be interesting to see what happens when Hyde's comments hit the national media.


I can tell you what will happen. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Nothing will happen because it won't hit the national media. They won't touch it. And if they do touch it, it'll be to tell the American public that the Watergate cover-up was simply "politics as usual", while the Clinton impeachment was trying to get a moral degenerate out of office.

Now think about it: $70 million in taxpayer money was spent on investigating Clinton. While this investigation was taking place, Al Qaeda was working on planning the 9/11 attacks. And all of this was NOT based on any kind of sense of right and wrong, but was simple political "payback" for Nixon?

I wonder if the families of the 2700 people who died that day will think this made things "even", and that Nixon was worth it.

Microsoft tries to duck responsibility for the Washington gay rights vote

When we last visited Washington State yesterday, the gay rights bill on which Microsoft had reversed itself lost by ONE VOTE -- and the representative from Redmond could have changed that.

The more Microsoft tries to spin this, the worse they look, as the New York Times reports today:

Microsoft officials denied any connection between their decision not to endorse the bill and the church's opposition, although they acknowledged meeting twice with the church minister, Ken Hutcherson.

Dr. Hutcherson, pastor of the Antioch Bible Church, who has organized several rallies opposing same-sex marriage here and in Washington, D.C., said he threatened in those meetings to organize a national boycott of Microsoft products.

After that, "they backed off," the pastor said Thursday in a telephone interview. "I told them I was going to give them something to be afraid of Christians about," he said.

[snip]

The bill, which had passed in the State House, would have extended protections against discrimination in employment, housing and other fields to gay men and lesbians. It was supported by other high-tech companies and multinational corporations including Nike, Boeing, Coors and Hewlett-Packard.


Think about that. Sweatshop-labor Nike and wingnut-run Coors supported it, and Microsoft weaseled out.

Microsoft officials said that the recent meetings with the minister did not persuade them to back away from supporting the bill, because they had already decided to take a "neutral" position on it. They said they had examined their legislative priorities and decided that because they already offer extensive benefits to gay employees and that King County, where Microsoft is based, already has an anti-discrimination law broader than what the state bill proposed, they should focus on other legislative matters.


Well, as John Aravosis points out, they have no grounds to blow their own horn on benefits to gay employees, becuase such benefits are REQUIRED BY LAW IN KING COUNTY!


But State Representative Ed Murray, an openly gay Democrat and a sponsor of the bill, said that in a conversation last month with Bradford L. Smith, Microsoft's senior vice president and general counsel, Mr. Smith made it clear to him that the company was under pressure from the church and the pastor and that he was also concerned about the reaction to company support of the bill among its Christian employees, the lawmaker said.


Now hold it right there. Why were they concerned about company support of the bill among Christian employees, but not about withdrawal of company support of the bill from gay employees? Aren't they aware that this is a tacit admission that Christian employees take priority? And why are they assuming that ALL Christian employees are opposed to this bill, instead of a small segment of extreme right-wing theocratic Christofascist Christians? Are corporations now going to have to be run according to the religious dictates of a small minority?

And don't tell me that supporting this bill caters to a small gay minority. Supporting civil rights is not about catering to a gay minority, it's about simple human rights that the rest of us take for granted as Americans, and that these people think they shouldn't have. Civil rights for gay Americans take NOTHING away from Christians -- except their ability to throw away the U.S. Constitution and create a Taliban-style theocracy in America.

This so-called "minister of God" behaves like a common thug, and the Mighty Microsoft caves. Here's who they were dealing with: A guy who makes threats of mass boycotts (i.e. extortion) if Microsoft doesn't do his bidding. A guy who demanded that Microsoft fire employees who testified this year on behalf of the bill. Does that sound like Jesus representative on earth to you? It sure as hell doesn't to me.

This episode is terrifying even if you're not gay, for it demonstrates the utter terror that even major corporations have of this SMALL MINORITY of vocal religious fanatics, to the point that they're willing to deny people basic human rights in order to not make this small minority angry.

Right now it's gays, and we already know how they feel about Muslims. Who's next? Buddhists? Wiccans? Jews? African-Americans? Women? Who will the round up and put into camps and execute in the name of Jesus, if we give them the chance?

First they came for the Communists,
and I didn’t speak up,
because I wasn’t a Communist.
Then they came for the Jews,
and I didn’t speak up,
because I wasn’t a Jew.
Then they came for the Catholics,
and I didn’t speak up,
because I was a Protestant.
Then they came for me,
and by that time there was no one
left to speak up for me.

by Rev. Martin Niemoller, 1945
Thursday, April 21, 2005

Another reason to hate Microsoft

As if buggy operating systems and Big Brother tactics, along with having more money than God wasn't enough, now we have Big Bad Microsoft capitulating to one -- yes, ONE -- Christofascist preacher:

In a move that angered many of the company's gay employees, the Microsoft Corporation, publicly perceived as the vanguard institution of the new economy, has taken a major political stand in favor of age-old discrimination.

The Stranger has learned that last month the $37-billion Redmond-based software behemoth quietly withdrew its support for House bill 1515, the anti-gay-discrimination bill currently under consideration by the Washington State legislature, after being pressured by the Evangelical Christian pastor of a suburban megachurch. The pastor, Ken Hutcherson of Antioch Bible Church in Redmond, met with a senior Microsoft executive in February and threatened to organize a national boycott of the company's products if it did not change its stance on the legislation, according to gay rights activists and a Microsoft employee who attended a subsequent April 4 meeting where Bradford L. Smith, Microsoft's senior vice president, general counsel, and corporate secretary, told a group of gay staffers about Hutcherson's threat. Hutcherson also unsuccessfully demanded that the company fire two employees who had testified in favor of the bill.


I guess that gay Microsoft employees are supposed to take comfort in the fact that those two gay employees still have their jobs. This, of course, is like saying that Jews in Poland in the 1930's should have been grateful when their neighbors next door were taken instead of them.

As John Aravosis, who along with some good friends of mine (sorry, SS, but if you'll put your web site back up, I'd love to link to you too), has a personal, not just an ideological stake in this, so succinctly puts it:

Dear Microsoft,

You messed with the wrong faggots.

You thought you were avoiding a religious right boycott by suddenly going anti-gay. And you may have thought "hell, the evangelicals boycott us, the gays boycott us - we've got to choose one, and the evangelicals are in power, so let's screw the gays."

But here's something you didn't count on. You messed with the wrong faggots.

We have no intent of launching a boycott. Boycotts are hard to enforce, especially when dealing with a monopoly. And in any case, we're smarter than that. We're the country's top lobbyists, and grassroots activists, and lawyers, and politicos, and bloggers working in both Washingtons (state and DC).

When we fuck back, we don't launch boycotts. When we fuck back, we go for the jugular.

Changing the subject, we understand congratulations is in order. You're planning a 2.2 million square foot expansion of the Microsoft campus in Redmond over the next ten to twenty years. The expansion, we hear, would allow you to hire 10,000 to 20,000 new employees.

Well bully for you. You must be quite excited about that.

We also hear that you're going to need a lot of help - a LOT of help - from the state legislature and the Redmond city council to actually make that expansion work, for highway and road improvements and the like, and that not everybody is real happy about it.

Well, wouldn't it be funny if some really smart faggots decided to use their political expertise to kill any possibility of you getting the legislation and city council approval you need to make that expansion happen? And wouldn't it be even funnier if those same faggots went to your competitors and asked them to finance the entire campaign to kill your expansion?

It'd be pretty hard to hire those extra employees without your expansion, wouldn't it? I'm not saying anyone is going to do that to you. I'm just saying it would be really funny.

Best of luck to you with the legislative session over the next 24 hours.

Yours truly,

One of the faggots you just screwed


Now, I don't know John Aravosis any better than I know most of the bloggers I read. But I don't have to know a person to recognize rage and pain when I read it. I'm fortunate in that I've never had to personally deal with entire political blocs who not only hate me for what I am, but want to see me have no rights in this society. Yes, I've had family members I never knew experience that. They were Jews in Russia and Poland during the 1930's, they were my grandparents' parents and siblings, and they ended up pretty much where most Jews in Russia and Poland ended up.

This is no different. It's not being done through government, the way the Nazis did it -- but only because so far they haven't been able to (though believe me, that's what DeLay and Frist are working on even as we speak). But it doesn't matter. American citizens are being persecuted, and no, it's not the Christofascists.

As I wrote to my local paper not too terribly long ago, I've been married to the same, my first and only, spouse, for almost 20 years (which is more than most House Republicans can say). And I will be no less married on the days I dance at the weddings of my gay friends.

And neither will you, and neigher will Tom DeLay or Bill Frist or the Rev. Fred Phelps, or any of the other hatemongers who seem to think that allowing gay Americans their place in society is somehow a horseman of the very Apocalypse they want so badly.

Here's who to call to speak out:

Jack Krumholtz
Microsoft Director of Government Relations
202-263-5900

- Jim Desler,
Microsoft US
425-703-6061
jdesler@microsoft.com

- Dirk Delmartino,
Microsoft Europe
+32 (0)2 550 06 21
dirkdelm@microsoft.com

- The firm handling public policy for Microsoft in DC:
The Glover Park Group
Washington, DC
202-337-0808

- The firm handling Microsoft's "rapid response" to questions:
Waggener Edstrom Rapid Response Team
rrt@wagged.com
503-443-7070

- Media Relations for Microsoft
Global Communications & Television
(212) 339-9920
mediarelations@gctv.com

- Microsoft Investor Relations
Curt Anderson
(425) 706-3703

- Walt McGraw, Edelman, (206) 223-1606, walt.mcgraw@edelman.com

- Shon Damron, Edelman, (323) 857-9100, shon.damron@edelman.com

- Carlos de Leon,tel. 425-703-3824, or carlosde@microsoft.com

- Katie Goldberg, tel. 206-268-2244, or katie.goldberg@edelman.com

- Shoreen Maghame, Edelman, (323) 202-1061

- Sean Durkin, Edelman, (206) 268-2229

UPDATE (from Americablog):

The gay rights bill just lost in the Washington state Senate by a 24-25 vote, i.e., by one vote.

All the Republicans voted against the bill, and at least one Democrat. Apparently the forces of good did win a procedural vote to force the bill out of committee and onto the Senate floor, but then it was killed by the 24-25 vote. As an interesting aside, if you can call it that, one of the moderate Republicans voting against the bill was the guy representing Redmond, Microsoft's district.

Hey, Jesus, when you come back with your sword, start with the credit card companies

Joe Queenan once wrote a review of the athlete/cannibal film Alive! in which he describes shouting at the screen, "Eat Vincent Spano first!" In a like vein, let's assume for a moment that the Christofascists are right, and Jesus is about to return on his giant white horse (I think the plan is for him to borrow Shadowfax from Gandalf), brandishing Excalibur (nothing like mixing your mythical archetypes, is there?) to smite the unholy. As for me, I'll be shouting at him "Smite the Credit Card Companies first!"

To hear the Christofascists tell it, he'll be coming after people like me first -- a Jewish woman who's not religious, a feminist, no kids, contraceptive user (alas, no abortions), a liberal and a vociferous one -- and that calling attention to myself might not be the wisest course. But I'd be more likely to accept Jesus if he went after the credit card companies first.

I have one card that I use for monthly bills. This way my long distance, my New York Times weekend subscription, my Dish Network fees, and Netflix, all get paid at once. And of course I pay off the balance every month.

This is, as expected, giving the issuer fits, particularly because I earn points for purchases on this particular card.

I have another card that I used a "no fee, no interest till..." cash check for one installment on some work on the house. I've budgeted so that this balance will be paid off -- just as the 0% rate expires. This issuer too is having canniptions. It's already April, and they've finally stopped sending me more advance checks, having realized that they're not going to get any interest from me.

I love messing with these guys; they hate it when you beat them at their own game.

Jazz Shaw today deconstructs one of the many "too good to be true" offers he gets. When Jesus chased the moneylenders from the temple, this is what he was trying to get rid of. Too bad the Christofascists in Congress have aligned themselves with those their Savior purged.

Eric Alterman smacks down Time Magazine

Eric Alterman's smackdown of Time reporter John Cloud, for the shall we say, act of journalingus the latter performed on Ann Coulter in this week's issue, is truly a beautiful thing to behold:

In response to my comments on his admiring profile of Ann Coulter in which he pronounced her work to be “mostly accurate” based on a casual Google search, available here, Cloud says I am:

the left-wing equivalent of [] Ann Coulter
trying to out-Coulter Coulter
simply insult[ing] him
hid[ing] the fact that it also quotes James Wolcott, Andrew Sullivan, Salon, Ronald Radosh, and even Jerry Falwell criticizing Ann Coulter. She is called everything from an "ideological huckster of hate" in my story to a "skank." I myself say she can be "callous and mouthy," that I want to "shut her up occasionally," that her writing can be "highly amateurish." She is called a "fascist," a "polemicist," and--by Radosh--a virtual McCarthyite.
wants [...] people to ignore Coulter, to pretend as though she doesn't exist and isn't one of the most loved--and hated--figures on the public scene
Made a mistake about a quote of hers in What Liberal Media?
seems most annoyed that we did not use more of his personal "sources" on Ann Coulter
doesn't seem to have done any reporting for his item on me whatsoever
In his interview with CJR Daily interview available here, he adds:

"I think Eric Alterman and Ann Coulter engage in the same kind of debate. They don't often make actual arguments. Instead, they throw names around. This is the point of my article.”

And...

"I think maybe Eric and Ann are in the same bunch. They also, by the way, use the same language."

To take these one by one may appear a bit tiresome and self-serving, but there are larger issues involved, including, admittedly, defending my reputation, but more importantly, having to do with defending the tenets of honest journalism and fair-minded media criticism. So I will, as briefly as I can, engage Cloud on the facts:

Cloud insists that Coulter and I are peas in a pod, guilty of the same sins, up to the same shenanigans. OK, let’s compare me with Ann Coulter. True, we both have B.A.s from Cornell, where we both attended many Dead concerts, (though I don’t pretend I refused to partake in the local customs). More to the point, I went on to earn an M.A. in international relations from Yale and a Ph.D. in U.S. history from Stanford. I’ve written six books, two published by university presses, containing many thousands of footnotes. None of these books have been substantially challenged on the basis of the evidence they employ, even by those who strongly disagree with my arguments. This is not true of Coulter.

I am also a professor of journalism at the City University of New York, a senior fellow of two think tanks, a professional blogger for the most trafficked Internet news site in the world and the media columnist for oldest continuously published weekly magazine in the United States. I am pretty sure none of the above is true of Coulter, either.

What’s more, Coulter has twice either wished for, or joked about the mass murder of American journalists. She has called for, or joked about, the assassination of a sitting American president. She has called for, or joked about, the mass murder of entire populations of Moslem nations. She has referred to the president of the United States and his wife as “pond scum,” among many other things. She has called Christie Todd Whitman a "birdbrain" and a "dimwit"; Jim Jeffords a "half-wit"; and Gloria Steinem a "deeply ridiculous figure" who "had to sleep" with a rich liberal to fund Ms. magazine--all of which makes her "a termagant." I have never called publicly for the death of any one, nor joked about anyone’s murder, nor called any president or any senator any names like those listed above, though I admit, not all of them—including the current president--are among my favorite people.


Cloud is clearly resorting to the standard response to criticism of Ann Coulter, which is that anyone who doesn't worship before the altar of the almighty Jeebus H. Bush is just like Ann Coulter. This particular line is usually reserved for Michael Moore, who, like Alterman, has not advocated the assassination of a sitting American president, mass extermination of entire populations, and has not made fun of a legless American war hero. It's one thing to hoist people on their own petard, as Moore did in Fahrenheit 9/11, which at least uses real video footage of the person being made fun of, as opposed to, as Bill Maher said to Coulter's face, "making shit up," or as I prefer to call it, "pulling stuff out of her ass."

There's a kind of besottedness that comes over American male journalists when writing about Ann Coulter; a recent profile in Esquire had a similar tone. It's not because she's so bee-yoo-tiful, unless you like women with suspiciously large hands and Adam's apples. I suspect it's the same kind of self-loathing proclivity that makes men look for dominatrixes in the personal ads and on the Web, like the hapless husband of Marcia Cross' character on Desperate Housewives. But it's one thing to want to fuck Ann Coulter (and again, I ask, WHY??); it's quite another to do it in public print in a piece you're calling "journalism."

No wonder print journalists are so threatened by bloggers and print film critics are so threatened by onliners. At least if I write a review of a Terence Stamp movie, I'll tell you that I'd pay to watch him shine his shoes for two hours. Perhaps if John Cloud had just said "I wanted to fuck her", we might take him more seriously.

Or maybe not. She IS still pretty skeevey.

The net gets wider

Hoo-boy, can you imagine if DeLay, Reed, AND Norquist go down all at once? That's some serious bowling, my friends:

Organizations headed by two of the best-known figures in conservative political circles, Ralph Reed and Grover Norquist, have been subpoenaed by the Senate Indian Affairs Committee in its long-running probe of GOP lobbyist Jack Abramoff, the paid-restricted Roll Call reveals Thursday. Excerpts from John Bresnahan and Paul Kane's article appear below.

#
The committee is planning to hold its next hearing in the investigation in late June. The Mississippi Band of Choctaw Indians, one of Abramoff’s former clients, is expected to be the focus of that hearing, according to sources close to the investigation.

Americans for Tax Reform, for which Norquist serves as president, is refusing to disclose its donor list to the Senate committee, said two officials with the group. Reed’s firm, Century Strategies, is complying with the subpoena. Senate investigators are seeking four years’ worth of records detailing Century Strategies’ business dealings with Abramoff and GOP political consultant Michael Scanlon and entities under their control, said several sources familiar with the issue.


Ah, yes, but any matter of sleaze is OK if you're a Republican, right? And what's more, Jesus has already forgiven them, so who cares about the government?

At least this way they don't have to borrow from Jews

OMG.

Do you really think that this is Matthew had in mind?

The United States as single-parent family

While reading Sidney Blumenthal's Salon article on the shared medieval vision of George W. Bush and Pope Ratso I, one that advocates strong, central, dictatorial authority, it occurred to me that there is a fundamental inconsistency in a worldview that makes a lot of noise about two-parent families, but runs the state as if only Daddy matters; that the softening influence of Mommy makes us not well-rounded, but weak.

In essence, these two men advocate the state (or church, as the case may be) as a single-parent family, with Daddy having sole custody. And said Daddy should be like Robert DeNiro in This Boy's Life or Robert Duvall in The Great Santini -- tough, arguably abusive, a central authority Who Must Be Obeyed. In this model, Mommy either doesn't exist or has been cowed, some might say beaten, into submission.

George Lakoff's 2003 article on framing a Democratic agenda was much derided on the right for its distillation of the conservative and progressive worldviews into the Strict Father and the Nurturant Parent models.

Both the stated Bush Administration goals, and those of the new pope, follow the Strict Father model nearly to the letter:

In this view, the world is a dangerous and difficult place, there is tangible evil in the world and children have to be made good. To stand up to evil, one must be morally strong – disciplined.

The father's job is to protect and support the family. His moral duty is to teach his children right from wrong. Physical discipline in childhood will develop the internal discipline adults need to be moral people and to succeed. The child's duty is to obey. Punishment is required to balance the moral books. If you do wrong, there must be a consequence.

The strict father, as moral authority, is responsible for controlling the women of the family, especially in matters of sexuality and reproduction.

Children are to become self-reliant through discipline and the pursuit of self-interest. Pursuit of self-interest is moral: If everybody pursues his own self-interest, the self-interest of all will be maximized.

Without competition, people would not have to develop discipline and so would not become moral beings. Worldly success is an indicator of sufficient moral strength; lack of success suggests lack of sufficient discipline. Those who are not successful should not be coddled; they should be forced to acquire self-discipline.

When this view is translated into politics, the government becomes the strict father whose job for the country is to support (maximize overall wealth) and protect (maximize military and political strength). The citizens are children of two kinds: the mature, disciplined, self-reliant ones who should not be meddled with and the whining, undisciplined, dependent ones who should never be coddled.


The Nurturant Parenat model is the very mushy liberalism that the screaming heads of the right have been deriding for years:

It is assumed that the world should be a nurturant place. The job of parents is to nurture their children and raise their children to be nurturers. To be a nurturer you have to be empathic and responsible (for yourself and others). Empathy and responsibility have many implications: Responsibility implies protection, competence, education, hard work and social connectedness; empathy requires freedom, fairness and honesty, two-way communication, a fulfilled life (unhappy, unfulfilled people are less likely to want others to be happy) and restitution rather than retribution to balance the moral books. Social responsibility requires cooperation and community building over competition. In the place of specific strict rules, there is a general "ethics of care" that says, "Help, don't harm." To be of good character is to be empathic and responsible, in all of the above ways. Empathy and responsibility are the central values, implying other values: freedom, protection, fairness, cooperation, open communication, competence, happiness, mutual respect and restitution as opposed to retribution.

In this view, the job of government is to care for, serve and protect the population (especially those who are helpless), to guarantee democracy (the equal sharing of political power), to promote the well-being of all and to ensure fairness for all.


The reality is that a successful society has elements of both. The left tends to minimize the responsiblities that go along with the rights of living as an adult in a nurturant society, while the right doesn't believe in rights at all, it only believes in not simply responsibilities, but obligations. It's not "You should...", but "You will..."

The right has derided the 60's for its near-total capitulation to the Mommy Model, in which obligation, responsibility, and discipline fell by the wayside, despite the fact that even then, people paid their mortgages, fed their children, and went to work every day at the same time that they fought for civil rights and an end to an unjust war. In their fixation on the 60's as a nonstop sex and drugs orgy in which they were not invited to, or chose not to, particpate, the right has forgotten that while hippies may have gotten all the press, American life in the 60's was not that much different from life before or after. Perhaps it's because the right, seeing through its Daddy glasses, lacks the multitasking ability of which some studies show women have more. This also would explain the right's inability to understand that dread concept of "nuance" -- and it's resulting ridicule of what it doesn't understand.

IIn demanding that the nurturants -- the Democratic "Mommy Party" in the case of the American Republican agenda, and women and gays in the case of the Catholic Church -- be not just cowed, but browbeaten into nonexistence so that the "soft" part of our nature is not permitted to flower, the Bush/Ratzinger axis is advocating nothing less than a single-parent family model, headed by an authoritarian Dad.
Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Strange Interlude

For pure, unadulterated weirdness, very little beats this exchange between MSNBC's Ron Insana and President George W. Insane.

Excerpts:

Ron Insana: Mr. President, thanks for talking to us today upon your return from Columbia, S.C., still on the Social Security program, reform program down there. What's the reception among the people when you go out in the towns and talks to them about it?

President Bush: You know, good where I go, but the most important group of people look at it, kinda the people at large. Do they understand we have a problem? In other words, my strategy has been to say there is a problem and now I'm gonna go explain the problem to the American people, and the problem is pretty easy.


Kinda the people at large? You mean the hand-picked, carefully screened party operatives that are the only ones allowed in your meetings>

Now here's the outright lie:

Insana: Now the Washington Post reported, though, that some of the working poor are afraid of making these investment choices in the personal savings accounts that you're offering, and that they would rather have the government just do what it's been doing for the last 70 years, and kind of take that burden away from them.

What do you tell them? How do you explain the program to them?

President Bush: Well, I would explain that if -- you know, personal accounts would be a voluntary plan. In other words, if a worker's nervous about managing his or her own money, and that's what we're talking about, his or her own money, in a conservative mix of bonds and stocks, if that makes somebody nervous, then just stay in the system, however it looks, after there's a permanent fix.


Translation: Yes, it's a voluntary plan: You can take 4% of your contributions and invest them, or you can take the benefit cut WITHOUT the investment. Take yer cherce.

[Bush]The other thing I say to the person who expresses concern is that I think the government has an obligation to explain to the working person that he or she can earn a better rate of return on her money on a conservative mix of instruments as opposed to what the government has earned.

Insana: But let me ask you about that. Last week, the stock market suffered its worst week in two years.

President Bush: Yeah.

Insana: It's been five years since we hit the all-time highs for the Dow-Jones Industrial Average or the NASDAQ. Someone joked earlier that, you know, the bad news is the stock market's going down. The good news is that my Social Security money isn't in there. Is this the wrong time to be talking about putting Social Security money into the stock market?

President Bush: No. Listen, now's the right time to talk about permanently fixing Social Security because every year we wait it costs $600 billion more for the next generation. In other words, it's going to cost that much more money a year by -- if there's political delay.

Secondly, I mean, I think most people will tell you that if you hold money over a long term, the rate of return on a conservative mix of bonds and stocks clearly is greater than that which the government earns on your behalf.

And finally, there are ways to design plans that take risk out of a plan. In other words, you switch your mix of bonds and stocks to an instrument that allow, that will take care of any market swings toward the end of your retirement, and so there's a -- look, I mean, I cannot believe that people aren't willing, andaren't willing to say to a younger worker, if you so choose, if it's your desire, you should be allowed to manage some of your own money in a personal savings account, just like congressmen and senators get to do.


Sorry, folks, but there are inherent risks in stocks and bonds -- some more, some less. But there's a reason why brokerage houses always have that disclaimer about "past performance is no guarantee of future results" in their ads. It's called a law. And Bush breaks that law every time he sells this as a sure-win bet.

[Bush]And I think most people are wise to what it means to manage money. One of the things I said in my speech [Monday] is that we're dealing with a different culture now, Ron, than when you and I grew up.

I mean, a lotta young workers are used to 401(k)s or IRAs. They're used to managing their own money and it makes sense to make sure that the Social Security system allows the younger worker that option, so that the system is a better deal for younger workers.


And a lot of young workers work in jobs that don't provide 401(k)s, and don't have enough money left after keeping a roof over their heads and gas in the 1990 Civic to contribute to an IRA. And others make high risk investments, like believing in their employer's stock when their employer is named "Enron." And when those funds don't do well, what are we going to do? Put old people out on the street?

Insana: Now let me ask you a little bit about the stock market, though, because it's had such a bad week. Is it causing you any worry, at all, with respect to what it means to the economy or, you know, what it means to your Social Security reform plan, for instance?

Well, I think the -- you know, the stock market is an indicator of people looking at value. I believe [in] this economy and I believe like most economists believe, that this economy is steady and strong. But people are constantly adjusting and I suspect some of the stock market has to do with the price of gasoline. You know, the price of crude oil tends to go up and the stock market tends to go down.

But, nevertheless, I think long term, the stock market is, will reflect the long-term strength of America.

[snip]

There's more to do. I mean, we need an energy bill. We need tort reform. I think we may get an asbestos reform piece of litig -- asbestos litigation reform.


The only thing he left out here was the Constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. But look at what he just said here -- he wants companies that make dangerous products to have ZERO liability -- because that hurts the stock price. So THAT's the agenda -- have more people invested in the stock market, so they'll vote for policies that endanger their children (like allowing coal-fired power plants to belch mercury into the air) just to keep the stock prices in their "private accounts" up. Devilishly clever.

Insana: ...Would you, for instance, trade the personal savings accounts if you were promised a permanent fix for Social Security solvency problems?

President Bush: Well, I think any plan has got to have -- give younger workers an option of investing some of their own money in, in personal savings accounts. First of all, it's not going to pass [inaudible] personal savings accounts; secondly, a plan with personal savings accounts would bring the Social Security system into the modern era.

Let me say something. Social Security worked for a long time. The problem is there's fewer people paying in the system now. And a lot of us are getting ready to retire, so we have to think about modernizing the system. I want Social Security to exist and continue to exist; I just want it to reflect the 21st century. And one important ingredient is to allow younger workers to take some of their own money, set it aside in a conservative mix of bonds and stocks.


You said that George. About five times.

Insana: Would you accept those personal savings accounts as add-ons, as some Democrats are suggesting, and then work through some of the solvency issues that we're also talking about?

President Bush: Well, first of all, there needs to be a permanent fix. You keep talking about solvency issues. I agree. I mean, look, personal accounts will make the system better for younger workers. The solvency issue needs to be addressed. And, and you've heard ideas as to how to address solvency. And the Democrats have put out ideas, Republicans have put out ideas. And my job is to keep the process moving forward.

One thing I'm not going to do on your show, in all due respect, is negotiate with myself.


This guy is like a broken record. Conservative mix of stocks and bonds. Nothing about solvency. Younger workers. He has no idea what he's talking about, and we're supposed to buy this.

It goes on like this for seven appalling pages, and it gets even better. He invokes Bill Clinton in an effort to save his own bacon on this. And Ron Insana, who is not one of my favorite people, traps him into saying that there will be no benefit cuts to anyone born in 1955 or later. Then Bush corrects him to say 1950; then says "Or before." So Insana tricked him into saying "no benefit cuts." Nice work. Then Bush repeats the "paper promises" line which basically tells all of the U.S. bondholders in China, "You're gonna believe a piece of paper that tells you we're gonna pay you back? Hah!"

I'd love to see what Insana's face looked like after he finished this interview. If it were me, I'd have to check myself into a rubber room.

Your tax dollars at work breeding a new generation of brownshirts

It appears that the Air Force Academy is turning into an indoctrination center for a Christian American version of the Hitler Youth.

Emphases mine:

Less than two years after it was plunged into a rape scandal, the Air Force Academy is scrambling to address complaints that evangelical Christians wield so much influence at the school that anti-Semitism and other forms of religious harassment have become pervasive.


There have been 55 complaints of religious discrimination at the academy in the past four years, including cases in which a Jewish cadet was told the Holocaust was revenge for the death of Jesus and another was called a Christ killer by a fellow cadet.

[snip]

More than 90 percent of the cadets identify themselves as Christian. A cadet survey in 2003 found that half had heard religious slurs and jokes, and that many non-Christians believed Christians get special treatment.

"There were people walking up to someone and basically they would get in a conversation and it would end with, `If you don't believe what I believe you are going to hell,'" Vice Commandant Col. Debra Gray said.

[snip]

"They are deliberately trivializing the problem so that we don't have another situation the magnitude of the sex assault scandal. It is inextricably intertwined in every aspect of the academy," said Mikey Weinstein of Albuquerque, N.M., a 1977 graduate who has sent two sons to the school. He said the younger, Curtis, has been called a "filthy Jew" many times.

[snip]

The official academy newspaper runs a Christmas ad every year praising Jesus and declaring him the only savior.

[snip]

Two of the nation's most influential evangelical Christian groups, Focus on the Family and New Life Church, are headquartered in nearby Colorado Springs. Tom Minnery, an official at Focus on the Family, disputed claims that evangelical Christians are pushing an agenda at the academy, and complained that "there is an anti-Christian bigotry developing" at the school.


This is what we're dealing with, folks -- an increasingly powerful