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Saturday, October 04, 2008

Yup, the Palins are just like Joe Sixpack
Posted by Jill | 6:25 PM
And I am Marie of Rumania.

It's been fashionable in Republican circles to say that Barack Obama is an elitist because he has a nice home, or went to good schools, or made a bunch of money from the books he actually wrote himself. For some reason, out there in Wingnuttia, the only way you can relate to Joe Sixpack if you're a Democrat, is to make less than $40,000 a year. But if you're a Republican, you can leave your wife for a heiress worth a cool hundred million, and you're a regular guy.

You're also a regular guy (or gal) if you put a lot of "golly"s and "gosh darn"s and "you betchas" into your speech -- even if you make $125,000 a year as governor and take a ton of deductions off your husband's so-called "self-employment."

And you're also a regular guy or gal if you don't pay taxes on your per diems that you took for staying in your own home:
Sarah Palin is the breadwinner and husband Todd is, well — he takes a lot of deductions for his fishing and snowmachine racing careers, according to 2007 and 2006 federal tax returns released Friday.

Sarah Palin makes $125,000 a year as Alaska governor. Plus, since she took the job in December 2006, she hasn't paid taxes on the more than $17,000 she received in controversial per diem payments for working out of the family's lakeside home in Wasilla — some 575 miles from the capital of Juneau.

For the 2007 tax year, Todd Palin's self-employment brought him $66,893 in gross receipts — $49,893 from fishing and $17,000 from snowmachine racing. But, the returns show, he claimed so many deductions that he reported only $15,513 net profit from the fishing operation and claimed a $9,639 loss from his racing, leaving him with an overall net income of only $5,874.

Those deductions enabled the Palins, who have four dependent children, to enjoy a 15 percent tax rate for 2007 and a rate of less than 10 percent for 2006. Todd Palin also deducted for the business use of their home in Wasilla. A fifth child was born to the couple this year.

An Associated Press analysis of the returns released by the McCain campaign also reveals that the Palins underpaid their estimated taxes with an April extension and likely owe interest.

Todd Palin offset his $17,000 gross receipts for snowmachine racing by claiming $10,858 in depreciation; $2,425 for car and truck expenses; $1,559 for supplies. Another $11,405 was claimed for "other," which included fuel, entry fees, equipment parts, repairs and maintenance, cell phone, memberships, "sponsorship apprec" and "gear."

The governor's husband claimed another $34,380 in deductions for his fishing business — more than two-thirds of the gross receipts. He claimed $12,245 in crew share payments, another $2,953 for car and truck expenses, $5,866 for depreciation, $4,181 for supplies.

When he was on snowmachine duty, he claimed $192 for travel and no deductions for meals and entertainment. While fishing, he claimed $2,194 for travel and another $680 for meals and entertainment, which is deductible at 50 percent of cost.

On the 2006 return, Todd Palin had total receipts from the fishing and snowmachine racing of $48,082, but after deductions his net income was $10,164.

Sarah Palin was only governor for one month in 2006, and Todd Palin earned $102,716 working the North Slope for BP Exploration, a post he says he's temporarily left.

"This is a lady who screams about everyone in federal government taking advantage, and she's taking every advantage she can," said Sheldon Cohen, IRS commissioner in the Johnson administration. "They are milking every possible deduction. They have a right to, if it's legitimate. The question is, is he in the racing business or is it a hobby?"


Because tax evasion, too, is OK if you're a Republican. It's also, in their minds, reflective "Joe Sixpack" values.

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If being Sarah Palin instead of Hillary Clinton means you inspire Rich Lowry to masturbate, then thanks, but no thanks
Posted by Jill | 1:27 PM
Isn't it funny how Sarah Palin, who is every bit as tough and every bit as ambitious and every bit as ruthless as Hillary Clinton, is this big wingnut heroine, whereas when it was Hillary Clinton in the spotlight, they made nutcrackers out of her?

I realize that her age relative to Clinton's has something to do with it, though what Palin doesn't realize is that she has about another year or so to get away with her adorable little girl act before she's going to have to either become a slave to Botox or become ridiculous. After all, in our culture, women Clinton's age are long past their cougar years and are well into cronehood, but once you hit 45, you either have to find a way to be a grown-up woman or else you turn into Maureen Dowd.

As someone who was never the pretty girl in school, I don't find cronehood as appalling a prospect as some women do. I may have come of age in the early 1970's, but for much of my life, pretty trumped everything. I remember receiving parental letters when I was a freshman in college assuring me that the gifts I had would serve me in good stead long after the Kampus Queens had long since descended into alcoholism and Prozac. The problem is, when you're eighteen, or twenty, this is not what you want to hear.

For many of us, Palin is reminiscent of nothing so much as the girls who threw tampons at Carrie White; the Heathers; the Mean Girls; the ones who got everything they wanted because they were pretty. And worse, these girls believed that they were better than the rest of us as a result. This is not to say that all the pretty girls were like this. God knows there have been plenty of beautiful young women whose self-esteem was as bad as ours was, only we just didn't know it. We wore our low self-esteem where everyone could see it -- in our zits that never quite went away, our lank hair that would never do what we wanted it to, our endless losing battles with weight. They suffered in silence while presenting an "acceptable" face to the world. You knew they weren't the mean girls, but you knew damn well who the mean girls were.

For those of us who can't get by on our looks, there does come a time when being the funny one, or the smart one, or being empathetic, really do come to mean something. So we stop trying to be something we're not. Sure, we want to look as good as we can, but we come to accept that the size 8 pants are never going to fit us again, and we buy nice clothes for the way we are now. We know that our hair is never going to do what we want it to do, so we wear it short and let the hairdresser make the color a bit redder just for fun and we buy big earrings and big jewelry and we become fabulous and funny instead of fabulous and gorgeous. And lo and behold, we learn that people really do like us for who we are.

But when a Sarah Palin gets up on national television in a $2500 designer jacket and perfect makeup and tries to pass herself off as being no different from the zaftig mother of four who works at a nursing home during the day and then at the neighborhood Burger King three nights a week, women don't identify. On the contrary, they remember back to high school, and the Sarah Palins who made their lives miserable back then.

Linda Hirshman in The Nation (reprinted at Alternet) recognizes just why women responded badly to Palin's winking, flirty performance at the debate the other night:
I have been feeling really guilty about not liking Sarah Palin. She's independent, her husband helps raise the kids, she's worked most of her life. I should luv her. But the minute she minced on stage in St. Louis Thursday, with her shoulder-length hair and stiletto heels, I realized why I don't: she's The Rules Girl.

Remember The Rules: Time-Tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right, Ellen Fein's and Sherry Schneider's explosively controversial 1995 book that upended thirty years of feminist teaching about dating? Forget all that equality and intelligence stuff, The Rules advised. Who wants to be Hillary Clinton? Men are simple, attracted to sexual symbols and bright, shiny objects. If you want them, they argued, you must sport long hair and wear sexy, attention-getting clothes. The suit Palin wore for the debate was some amazingly iridescent material, and she sported an eye-popping sparkly rhinestone flag pin. The governor as the It Girl of the '90s singles scene.

As the capital-letter Rules recommend, Palin knows she must Never Leave the House Without Makeup. And, so far in this campaign, she has scrupulously followed The Rules for dealing with mainstream media suitors: Rarely Return Their Calls. Always End the Date First. Never Make a Date for Saturday Night After a Wednesday Date. Never Make a Date for Meet the Press At All.

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In its day, The Rules was a bestseller on the New York Times self-help list. But using it as a guide for political behavior is a dangerous game in 2008. By setting Palin up as the Rules Girl -- the gorgeous, fecund non-Hillary, equipped with all the right answers -- Republicans forget that The Rules is a manual for how to attract men.

But for decades, the voting-age population has been predominantly female: women vote at a greater rate and usually a little differently from men. Despite all the talk of disaffected Hillary supporters crossing over to the GOP after Obama's nomination, serious pollsters found no such thing. Some pundits say Palin did fine last night, but thanks to CNN, we were able to test in real time exactly how the Palin performance played with women voters. CNN provided a little chart that shows how the debaters were faring with a focus group of independent voters from the swing state of Ohio. On the chart, the men's reactions show up green and women in orange. Guess what? Palin really tanked among those women. There were times when the line showing the women's disapproval of her answers sank so low it threatened to leap off the screen and start crawling down the wall behind the TV. I'm imagining those Ohio independents as having a vivid picture of a fully made-up, dimpled, winking woman trying to work the crowd from her tattered copy of The Rules.


All of this, of course, brings us back to the image of Rich Lowry of National Review sitting on his sofa with his trousers around his ankles, watching the debate and thinking that Sarah Palin is winking at him, and the idea that contrary to what George Herbert Walker Bush thought in 1988, when he chose Dan Quayle as a running mate, women do NOT vote for the cute guy because they think that he's going to ask them on a date. Women just seem more grounded in reality than men do, and we can differentiate fantasy from reality in a way men don't. Perhaps it's that there are no TV shows in which Roseann Barr's husband is wedge-shaped and gorgeous, the way there are 4,983 shows in which fat, zlubby, balding, boorish men have these incredibly hot wives. But despite the women like the one I mentioned earlier today who judges Sarah Palin as being "just like her" by an image she sees on television, most women are listening to what Palin says. And women recognize that it isn't just that she's trying to get the second most powerful job in the world by simply flirting with the boys; it's that she thinks she can spout gibberish and by winking at the Rich Lowrys of the world, get away with it.

It's up to the women of this country -- the ones who balance the checkbooks and clip the coupons and clean the toilets and change the diapers and make sure there's toilet paper in the bathroom -- to make sure that common sense prevails.

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If I'd done this, I'd still be unemployed
Posted by Jill | 9:53 AM
An Americablog commenter makes a very good point:
The process of campaigning is, in essence, a job interview, no?

In what universe would does the applicant (candidate) get to choose what question(s) they will be asked or deign to answer and from whom they will be questioned? That is how disrespectful of the electorate (we are supposed to be the bosses last time I checked, no?) the McCain/Palin 08 campaign has been since he put Palin on the ticket.

I think that there should be a full page ad in every paper (on every channel and website) reminding EVERYONE of these simple facts and the GOP’s standard bearer’s jaw-dropping disregard for their (potential) future employers.

As ye campaign, so shall ye govern, no?

We’ve been down this road the last two elections/terms. By adopting their tactics they have more than proven they will be Bush/Cheney/Rove redux.

Would you hire anyone who so disrespected you during the interview process? Would anyone?


As someone who recently went through the job hunting process, I think this person makes a very good point. In the interview for the job I now have, I was asked a number of tough questions about what I've done and also "soft questions" about how I'd handle particular situations. I was even asked the "Where do you want to be in five years?" question.

My experience covers part of what this job entails, but there is a piece of this job that I've never done before. I know that there are some who advocate lying your way into a job, but that's not something I believe is a good idea, because unless one is more nimble than I am, it always comes back to bite you. I answered the questions honestly, and let the voters, or in this case, the interviewers, decide.

The "Where do you want to be....?" question is a "gotcha" question. I'm not sure there's a good answer to it. But if I had Sarah Palin's attitude, I would have either ignored the question or called it a "gotcha." Instead, I answered "Still alive, still healthy, and still employed."

I got the job.

People tend to forget that the government works for us, and that campaigning is, or ought to be, an interview process in which we, the voters, have the power. It's our chance to take a look at the candidates and see who best fits our requirements. When the candidate sees himself (or in Palin's case, herself) as being somehow above or exempt from the requirement to answer questions, that candidate ought to be automatically disqualified from the job.

Most of us are so unaccustomed to being in that powerful position of being the interviewer, rather than the interviewee, and we've so long confused "leadership" with "authoritarianism", that we've forgotten that we're the boss here.

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Because there's nothing left in the Republican deck but the fear and loathing cards
Posted by Jill | 9:43 AM
Playing on fear and loathing is the only thing that the Republicans have left in their arsenal. A party that is morally and ethically bankrupt, as well as having been dead wrong on policy so long that there is nothing left but the smoking ruins of what they believed was Ronald Reagan's shining city on a hill, they have nothing left but their lust for continued power, the better to stuff more lucre into their pockets before the peasants come with their torches and pitchforks.

So the royalists at Camp Maverick plans to spend the next month picking up horse manure from the cobblestone streets and throwing it at Barack Obama in the hope that enough of it will stick to allow them to continue to pillage the country:
Sen. John McCain and his Republican allies are readying a newly aggressive assault on Sen. Barack Obama's character, believing that to win in November they must shift the conversation back to questions about the Democrat's judgment, honesty and personal associations, several top Republicans said.

With just a month to go until Election Day, McCain's team has decided that its emphasis on the senator's biography as a war hero, experienced lawmaker and straight-talking maverick is insufficient to close a growing gap with Obama. The Arizonan's campaign is also eager to move the conversation away from the economy, an issue that strongly favors Obama and has helped him to a lead in many recent polls.

"We're going to get a little tougher," a senior Republican operative said, indicating that a fresh batch of television ads is coming. "We've got to question this guy's associations. Very soon. There's no question that we have to change the subject here," said the operative, who was not authorized to discuss strategy and spoke on the condition of anonymity.

Being so aggressive has risks for McCain if it angers swing voters, who often say they are looking for candidates who offer a positive message about what they will do. That could be especially true this year, when frustration with Washington politics is acute and a desire for specifics on how to fix the economy and fight the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan is strong.

Robert Gibbs, a top Obama adviser, dismissed the new McCain strategy. "This isn't 1988," he said. "I don't think the country is going to be distracted by the trivial." He added that Obama will continue to focus on the economy, saying that Americans will remain concerned about the country's economic troubles even as the Wall Street crisis eases somewhat.


I'd love to believe that it won't be enough. I'd love to believe that there are enough Americans who recognize that John McCain is up to his eyeballs in the redistribution of wealth from the middle class to those who already have more than they can spend in a lifetime. I'd love to believe that there are people in this country who are unwilling to sacrifice their children's future on the altar of racial prejudice. I'd love to believe that the woman on this morning's Good Morning America who said that she likes Sarah Palin because "she seems like someone you could sit at the kitchen table with and have a conversation" is an anomaly. I'd love to believe that there are enough Americans who aren't so narcissistic that they need a president who looks like them or who can pretend they are middle class when they have ten houses, or are as ignorant as they; that they want a president who is gifted and has leadership skills.

But American history since 1980 shows us that in a twist of the words of the Gordon Gekko character in Wall Street, fear is good. Fear works.

I hope to God it doesn't work this year. Because this country will not survive the Palin/McCain (sic) administration.

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Friday, October 03, 2008

Note to America's men: If your brain resides in your nutsack, perhaps you aren't qualified to vote
Posted by Jill | 7:54 PM
When I was in high school, someone very near and dear to me said that in males, the brain is located in the penis, and that as they get closer to adulthood, the brain migrates into the cranium, at which point the male is an adult. And he was in a position to know that this is true.

So what are we to make, then, of Rich Lowry, at the National Review, who thinks he's going to get to have sex with Sarah Palin because of "the wink":

I'm sure I'm not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, "Hey, I think she just winked at me." And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can't be learned; it's either something you have or you don't, and man, she's got it.


OK, Lowry. First of all, Sarah Palin is not going to have sex with you. Second of all, are you aware of how pathetic this makes you look? Here you are, someone who actually gets paid for this, admitting that instead of having a real relationship, or even real sex, for that matter, with a real woman, you're spending your time on your couch fantasizing about Sarah Palin. I hate to break this to you, but Sarah Palin was not looking at you, and she was not winking at you. Sarah Palin is a middle-aged woman who is still attractive, but still thinks it's junior year and she's the new prom queen. And that wink got her elected prom queen by a bunch of high school boys whose gray matter was still located between their legs. So, Lowry, if yours still is, I suggest you seek the advice of a physician. Because that thing can get infected down there and when it does, it could be painful.

And by the way, I don't want to hear Dick Morris or the other idiots at Faux Noise talk about the "deep sexism" directed at Sarah Palin. Because the only people who are being sexist about Sarah Palin are a bunch of Republican men sitting alone in front of the TV with their trousers around their ankles.

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Why You need Dish Network
Posted by Jill | 7:08 PM
Here at Casa la Brilliant, we've been Dish Network customers for about eight years. Yes, it goes out during severe storms, and because we have a bunch of bigass old oak trees standing in the way of the hi-def dish, our HD reception is iffy on some stations and nonexistent on others during much of the year when the trees are leafed out. And the Weather Channel doesn't know where you are so you don't get local weather. But there's a reason that Charlie Ergen is sort of the Steve Jobs of satellite TV and inspires similar devotion.

I like the company so much I bought Echostar stock for my IRA.

With Dish Network, we get Veria, a new-agey channel that's only on Dish. We get Planet Green. We get Worldlink and FSTV. Clearly, Mr. Ergen is no Rupert Murdoch. You never know what you're going to find at the bottom of the channel guide. Last night we watched a show on Shaolin Kung Fu from CCTV. And presumably until November 4, we have another new channel:


Yes, that's the Obama channel. And yes, wingnuts, it's paid for entirely by the campaign.

It may be the most unusual advertising method in political history. But here it is. Dawn Teo at HuffPo has more on this movel outreach program.

Want it? E-mail me. I have 2 Club Dish cards that get you free activation, an $80 credit on your first bill, three months of HBO and Starz free, a free HD DVR equipment upgrade, and programming packages taht start at $24.99/month. First two claimants get 'em.

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Friday Big Blue Smurf blogging: What They Said
Posted by Jill | 6:32 PM
Sorry about the light blogging, folks. I am trying mightily to get used to a new schedule that has me leaving the house over an hour earlier than I used to, waking up a half-hour earlier, and then spending the day stuffing so much information into my brain that fully-formed words are leaking out of my ears like cut-and-pasted ransom notes. So for a while at least, I'll be trying to post one or two rants in the morning and another few in the evening.

So we've had to rely on feedback from other bloggers, and today's honoree is the newly discovered, newly addded, and charmingly-named Boiling Mad, who was as nauseated as I was by Sarah Palin's Annie Oakleyisms, and opines:
Anyone who says Palin came off as anything resembling smart is full of s---. Listen to these phrases:

"I'll betcha"
"cravin' somethin' new"
"darn right"
"back ya' up"
"doggone it"

If Obama resorted to leaning on Ebonics the way Palin leaned on the redneck dialect, conservatives would be calling him the n-word.

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The moment when Joe Biden won the debate
Posted by Jill | 7:05 AM
Of course the wingnuts will say that Biden was exploiting his personal tragedy for personal gain, ignoring the way Sarah Palin plans to marry off her daughter to a certain wife-beater because the McCain camp thinks it'll get them votes. But this was a "Don't tell me I don't know what real Americans are going through" moment that blew anything Palin, who's lived a pretty charmed life, right out of the water.


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The Candidate of Willful Ignorance
Posted by Jill | 5:29 AM
Has there ever been a candidate who revels in being a backwards, uninformed theocrat the way Sarah Palin does?

As John Cole so succinctly put it in advance of the debate, "As long as she does not murder a puppy then potty herself on stage, the pundits will proclaim it a win", anything more coherent than the Katie Couric debate would have been construed by some as a Palin victory. But I think that despite the fact that Palin lookalikes are in great demand for porn flicks, most of the punditocracy has awakened from its love affair with the hot hockey mom from Wasilla. I had expected the pundits to talk about the Comeback Kid last night, but Howard Fineman was on Hardball likening Palin to "a wolverine grabbing the leg of a passerby." I'm sure this remark will be met with cries of "sexism!" from the usual suspects on both the left AND the right, and I'm not sure I'd give Palin that much credit. But while she is very good at stringing talking points together, and condescending to the so-called "low information voter" with her Annie Oakley, "durn tootin'"-isms, much of the country has finally awakened to what eight years of Republican governance hath wrought, and I don't think the country is thinking with its collective dick enough to believe that the governor of a state with the population of Hackensack, NJ is qualified to be one melanoma recurrence, or stroke, away from the presidency. Because all the "betcha"s and "darn right"s and the other folksy (and increasingly nauseating) utterances out of Palin's mouth don't take away from the fact that without the talking points fed to her by the McCain camp, she really IS like the regular Joe -- the "low-information voter". But when you live in treacherous times the way do, "she can learn" and "surround herself with good people" just doesn't wash anymore, especially after eight years of George W. Bush.

From a New York Times editorial today:
...Ms. Palin never really got beyond her talking points in 90 minutes, mostly repeating clichés and tired attack lines and energetically refusing to answer far too many questions.


It's no wonder she thinks the worst thing Dick Cheney did was to shoot a friend in the face.
One can argue (and her supporters will) that Ms. Palin is a newcomer and can’t be expected to know all of the wonkish details, that what matters is the image she projects. Except, anyone who is running for vice president in these very dangerous times needs to have detailed knowledge.

When it came to domestic issues, Ms. Palin mainly relied on enthusiasm and humor, talking about hockey moms, soccer moms and Joe Sixpack almost as often as she used the word “maverick” to describe Mr. McCain or herself.

But she offered virtually no detail — beyond the Republican mantra of tax cuts — for how she and Mr. McCain would address the financial crisis or help Americans avoid foreclosure or what programs they would cut because of the country’s disastrous fiscal problems.

Ms. Palin’s primary tactic was simply to repeat the same thing over and over: John McCain is a maverick. So is she. To stay on that course, she had to indulge in some wildly circular logic: America does not want another Washington insider. They want Mr. McCain (who has been in Congress for nearly 26 years). Ms. Palin condemned Wall Street greed and said she and Mr. McCain would “demand” strict oversight. In virtually the next breath, she said government should “get out of the way” of American business.

There were occasional, disturbing flashes of the old, pre-campaign Sarah Palin. Asked about the causes of global warming, Ms. Palin suggested that man had some role — but she wasn’t saying how much.

In the end, the debate did not change the essential truth of Ms. Palin’s candidacy: Mr. McCain made a wildly irresponsible choice that shattered the image he created for himself as the honest, seasoned, experienced man of principle and judgment. It was either an act of incredible cynicism or appallingly bad judgment.


This morning, CNN is rotating a video of two of these .... you know... morons, talking about how because she sounds like a "fighting hockey mom", she's ready for the presidency, and John Roberts is dutifully reporting the meme that "everyone likes her", while Morning Joe is still trying mightily to get back on the Palin bandwagon. After all, endless war is good for his bosses at General Electric.

All I can say is that if what this country regards as leadership is this kind of willfully uninformed, phony, hypocritical, religiously crazy nitwit, just because she's pretty and its citizens can believe that she was winking at them and that means they have a chance to nail her, then this country deserves everything it's going to get when Alaska's answer to Maureen Dowd -- the girl who doesn't understand that she isn't the prettiest girl in high school anymore -- is running the country.

I only wish they weren't taking the rest of us into the abyss with them.

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Thursday, October 02, 2008

"There Ya Go Again."

It was billed as Ali-Frazier and instead it turned into Ali-Forman.

At first, it looked as if it was going to be another Republican hit job. How can you expect Gwen Ifill, a woman who'd written a scathing book critical of Barack Obama, to moderate a Vice Presidential debate in a non-partisan fashion? Ifill got off to a shaky start at the very beginning referring to the Republican candidate by her official title of "Governor" while introducing the Democrat as just plain "Joe Biden of Delaware."

Fortunately, Shep Smith of Fox (the network I watched the debate on so you wouldn't have to) brought his A game to Wash U, reminding us of Ifill's book while raising concerns about her impartiality. Afterward, Smith also immediately pounced on Palin for changing the subject several times and calling her out on a few of her outright lies.

Biden, it's plain, got his marching orders from the First Gentleman at Camp Obama: Don't hit below the belt and certainly not above it. Otherwise, if Biden had been as merciless as he was with his fellow Democrats during the caucuses and primaries, he would've come off as looking misogynistic.

Biden got some good shots in, making a reference to a bridge to nowhere. Still, it was plain that Biden was wearing pillows for boxing gloves and he didn't want to come off as looking condescending and patronizing as George HW Bush did in 1984 with Geraldine Ferarro. However, it was smart of Biden to keep hammering away at both Bush and McCain. The vice presidency is meaningless except when Constitutional succession is mandated and Biden was smart to stay focused on the more immediate threat, which is McCain.

As expected, Biden shone the brightest when foreign policy came up in the second half of the debate. How tempted he must've been to make a snide reference to Palin claiming that Alaska's proximity to Russia and Canada let her absorb foreign policy credentials by osmosis.

Palin, for her part, was merely toeing the GOP line fed to her: The surge is working. Ahmadinjedad can't have nukes (which is true, as Biden pointed out, since the theocracy running Iran would have sway over that and foreign policy). We need to win these two wars.

The most chilling comment that Palin made, I think, was when she said, "I'm thankful the Constitution would allow a bit more authority given to the vice president if that vice president so chose to exert it..."

Yeah, that attitude has worked spectacularly well over the last eight years, wouldn't you say, Sarah? And speaking of which Biden said, "Vice President Cheney has been the most dangerous vice president we've had probably in American history."

Palin was more coached than a Pekingese before a dog show, hammering home the mantras "Energy independence" and "alternative energy (nothing quite says "alternative energy" like the Governor of one of the nation's biggest oil-producing states), invoking Reagan's name, even resurrecting his "There you go again!" And, most of all, "maverick, maverick, maverick."

Biden was right to call Palin on her claims of McCain's maverick status, rightly saying that he has not differed one iota where it counts the most from the Bush administration. Palin reinforced this by refusing to blame the Bush administration directly for anything, especially Iraq, preferring to not point the finger of blame, as the disembodied "blunders" that have plagued Iraq arose independently without any direct tie to the White House.

But, in the end, a muzzled Biden made the debate's outcome look even closer than it ever should've been and it didn't help any that, like Palin, he lied on some key issues (like his unwavering support of clean coal) and his status as the ultimate Beltway insider made Palin look more like a maverick than she has a right to claim. As proof, here's USA Today's fact check, which actually keeps both Biden and Palin honest.

The transcript of the debate can be found here on CNN's website.
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Debate Chat Tonight
Posted by Jill | 7:47 PM
The esteemed PJ has once again generously offered to host the chat for the Biden/Tina Fey debate tonight. Last week's turnout for the Obama/McSenile debate was so good we ran out of beer. So tonight you'd better bring your own. No, wait...better bring Jack Daniels. Lots of it. And shot glasses. You'll need it.

Not sure how late I'll be up tonight; long day at the new job and Mr. Brilliant has a cold that Must Not Catch. But you kids have fun. But no drugs, and no noise after 2 AM. And please no puking on the carpet. We have two bathrooms, that ought to be plenty.

Or, if chat isn't your cup of tea, you could always play Palin Bingo.
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Will Gwen Ifill have the guts to ask Sarah Palin this?
Posted by Jill | 6:00 AM
I found this video over at Pam's House Blend, and it's worth the ten minutes it will take you to watch it. Because if you are not an End Times believer, and if you tuck your kids into bed at night believing that they have a future, then Sarah Palin is perhaps the scariest candidate ever to be on a national stage.




With the possibility that John McCain may have suffered a mini-stroke (though I would not advocate definitive-diagnosis-by-videotape; see also: Terri Schiavo/Bill Frist) while speaking today, there is a very real possibility that a vote for John McCain is a vote for President Palin.

We've managed to survive eight years of a president who believes himself to be an architect of the Final Battle™. Do we want to take a chance on another possible president with religious hallucinations?

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Oh, no, not ANOTHER one
Posted by Jill | 5:06 AM
It's always been pretty obvious to me that George W. Bush has one heck of a Napoleon complex. The relentless working out, the athletic competitiveness, the swaggering walk -- all marks of a man who worries he's not big enough. George W. Bush is 5'11'. John McCain is 5'7", and he's got some of the same walk. He's also got the same desire to be a dictator. He doesn't say it as baldly as Bush did, but the implication is clear:




Just what we need...another president with penis size issues trying to work them out using the lives of America's kids.

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Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Kit Seelye is at it again
Posted by Jill | 6:10 AM
Regular readers of the New York Times know the name of Katherine Seelye from 2000, when she was one of the head snarkers about Al Gore. In 2007, Evgenia Peretz wrote an article for Vanity Fair about how the press piled on Gore, and paid special attention to Seelye:
As with all campaigns, the coverage of the 2000 election would be driven by a small number of beat reporters. In this case, two women at the most influential newspapers in the country: Seelye from The New York Times and Ceci Connolly from The Washington Post.

A prominent Washington journalist describes them as "edgy, competitive, wanting to make their mark," and adds that they "reinforced each other's prejudices."

"It was like they'd been locked in a room, and they were just pumping each other up," says Gore strategist Carter Eskew.

"They just wanted to tear Gore apart," says a major network correspondent on the trail. (Both refute such characterizations of themselves. "Why would reporters [from] major news organizations confer with the competition on such a fiercely competitive story?" asks Connolly.)

Building on the narrative established by the Love Story and Internet episodes, Seelye, her critics charge, repeatedly tinged what should have been straight reporting with attitude or hints at Gore's insincerity. Describing a stump speech in Tennessee, she wrote, "He also made an appeal based on what he described as his hard work for the state—as if a debt were owed in return for years of service." Writing how he encouraged an audience to get out and vote at the primary, she said, "Vice President Al Gore may have questioned the effects of the internal combustion engine, but not when it comes to transportation to the polls. Today he exhorted a union audience in Knoxville, Iowa, to pile into vans—not cars, but gas-guzzling vans—and haul friends to the Iowa caucuses on January 24." She would not just say that he was simply fund-raising. "Vice President Al Gore was back to business as usual today—trolling for money," she wrote. In another piece, he was "ever on the prowl for money."

The disparity between her reporting and Bruni's coverage of Bush for the Times was particularly galling to the Gore camp. "It's one thing if the coverage is equal—equally tough or equally soft," says Gore press secretary Chris Lehane. "In 2000, we would get stories where if Gore walked in and said the room was gray we'd be beaten up because in fact the room was an off-white. They would get stories about how George Bush's wing tips looked as he strode across the stage." Melinda Henneberger, then a political writer at the Times, says that such attitudes went all the way up to the top of the newspaper. "Some of it was a self-loathing liberal thing," she says, "disdaining the candidate who would have fit right into the newsroom, and giving all sorts of extra time on tests to the conservative from Texas. Al Gore was a laughline at the paper, while where Bush was concerned we seemed to suffer from the soft bigotry of low expectations." (Seelye's and Bruni's then editors declined to be interviewed for this article.)

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Katharine Seelye, who still writes about national politics for The New York Times, has had time to reflect on her work: "I'm sure there were times my phrasing could have been better—you're doing this on the fly. Sometimes you're just looking for a different way to describe something that you have to write about over and over again," she says. "But I think overall my coverage was tough-minded. A presidential campaign is for the most important, hardest job in the world. Shouldn't the coverage be tough?"


Today, this most lazy and irresponsible of journalists, who defended her treatment of Al Gore by saying it was just a way to try to find something new about someone she writes about all the time, has decided that what's "new" about Joe Biden is his habit of talking off the cuff -- as if this is some revelation no one knew about before:
He showed less restraint in a CNN/YouTube debate a few months later, when a gun owner asked where the candidates stood on gun control, saying he wanted to know if his “babies” would be safe. “This is my baby,” the man said on the video, showing off his Bushmaster AR-15.

“I’ll tell you what,” Mr. Biden replied. “If that is his baby, he needs help.”

The audience applauded enthusiastically, but Mr. Biden did not stop there.

He went on to deride the questioner, saying he incriminated himself because the man said he bought the gun while it was banned, then he questioned the man’s stability. “I don’t know that he is mentally qualified to own that gun,” he said in a gratuitous aside.

The Democrats held 26 debates during the primary season. Mr. Biden, of Delaware, participated in 14 of them before he dropped out of the race Jan. 3, after he came in fifth in the Iowa caucuses. That would seem to give him a huge advantage going into Thursday’s vice-presidential debate with Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska, who has never debated on the national stage.

But his off-putting remark to the gun owner suggests that perhaps his “yes” answer to the question about self-discipline had been premature and that there are perils ahead for Mr. Biden on Thursday — both because of his tendency to go too far and the hazards of debating a woman.


Ah, there it is -- the "fragile flower" meme. Let's go on and see what she says about that, shall we?
One danger for Mr. Biden on Thursday is that his habit of speaking authoritatively, of saying he possesses the truth, will come across as overbearing or condescending, particularly toward someone like Ms. Palin, who lacks his credentials. To try to guard against sounding sexist, he is sparring in practice sessions with Gov. Jennifer M. Granholm of Michigan, who is playing the role of Ms. Palin.


Right on schedule. There's the Republican meme right there: Any Criticism of Sarah Palin is Patronizing and Sexist. And if it's being done by Barack Obama, a black man, it's also "so disrespectful", as the voiceover in a recent McCain ad said, its owner clearly clutching her pearls as she had the vapors over Barack Obama daring to diss a white woman.

Most of us have learned something in the last eight years. Obviously Kit Seelye has learned that bashing Democrats works. I'll bet she's received some nice fat raises, too.

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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Oh, the hell with it. Just click on over there
Posted by Jill | 8:38 PM
I try to link as much as possible to blogs written by people who toil away every day becuase to stop writing is to stop breathing. The Big Boiz don't really need links from me, and there are those who haven't hesitated to pull the ladder up behind them. But as much as I hate to do it, I'm going to advocate that you just click on over to Americablog, for all that they have never once linked to anyhthing here -- because John and Joe are on a tear today, with steaming heaps of Sarah Palin moronitude, the solution to the mystery of the real reason she thinks women who are raped should pay for their own evidence-gathering kits, the odds that John McCain won't survive one term, and a trip down memory lane to 1998, when John McCain wondered just how bad Osama bin Laden really is.

And there are still people who will vote for a senile old man and an idiot because they can't bring themselves to vote for someone whose skin is darker than theirs.

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No, happy days are NOT here again
Posted by Jill | 8:24 PM
Now that I have to navigate New Jersey highways every day instead of a lovely bucolic ride through the 'burbs, my drive-time entertainment consists of flipping from one news station traffic report to another. This afternoon, in between traffic reports, the talking heads of news radio were crowing about the market's "big comeback" today. Because when you're trying to talk up the economy, a 400-plus point jump is a huge rally, even when you're still over 300 points behind where you started the week.

The real picture is far grimmer:
Even with the advance, the S&P 500 had its worst month since 2002, with a decline of 9.2 percent, and tumbled 9 percent for the quarter. The cost of borrowing dollars overnight increased the most on record after the defeat of the bailout plan.

About 1.62 billion shares changed hands on the NYSE, 15 percent more than the three-month moving average. European stocks rose, while Asian shares declined. Government bonds in the U.S. and Europe fell. The dollar climbed the most against the euro since the shared currency's 1999 introduction.

More than $1 trillion in market value was erased yesterday in the worst day for the S&P 500 since the ``Black Monday'' crash of 1987 after the House of Representatives rejected a plan designed to rid financial institutions of bad loans. President George W. Bush this morning urged passage of the legislation to prevent ``lasting damage'' to the economy.

The Dow average lost 6 percent in September, and the Nasdaq fell 12 percent. The S&P 500's retreat since the end of June was its fourth-straight quarterly decline, the longest stretch since 2001. The Dow slipped 4.4 percent and the Nasdaq tumbled 9.2 percent.

$600 Billion

The MSCI World Index of 23 developed nations dropped 12 percent this month as almost $600 billion of credit losses and writedowns at financial institutions worldwide prompted banks to hoard cash, forced Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc. into bankruptcy and spurred government seizures of American International Group Inc. and the U.K.'s Bradford & Bingley Plc.

Financial companies in the S&P 500 this month traded at 1.1 times their book value, the lowest valuation since Bloomberg began tracking the data in 1995. Commercial banks in the gauge trade at 0.8 times book value, also a 13-year low.


So no matter what the cleavages at Fox Business Network in their Jimmy Choos tell you tomorrow, don't believe it. Your retirement savings are evaporating.

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This is what happens when a political party plays to win instead of govern
Posted by Jill | 6:17 AM
For Republicans, government is the enemy, something to be pounded into powder until you can just blow it away. So it's surprising that they fight so hard to get control of something they just want to destroy. For Republicans, politics is all about the winning, not about the governing. It's about getting into power and getting control of the purse strings so that you can dig your grubby hand into the bag and pull out wads of cash for yourself and your cronies, and then say you have no money for programs.

They've been so successful in painting government as the enemy for so long that now that we see what happens when there is no regulation and you rely on the good graces of corporations, they are simply unable by disposition and personality to shift gears.

Honey, they broke the country.

It was already mind-blowing to think of the extent to which the Bush Administration had ruined our standing in the world and turned a surplus, peace, and prosperity into unfathomable deficits, endless war, and a future that looks more bleak than anything we've seen since the Great Depression. But yesterday, when the Republicans decided that winning its customary gamesmanship with the Democrats was more important than preventing global economic collapse, we saw just how -- dare I say it? -- bankrupt Republican ideology is.

And now that ideology, like so many rigid, authoritarian, corporatist ideologies before it, has broken the country; perhaps irrevocably:
The collapse of the proposed rescue plan for the teetering financial system was the product of a larger failure — of political leadership in Washington — at a moment when the world was looking to the United States to contain the cascading economic crisis.

From the White House to Congress to the presidential campaign trail, the principal players did not rally the votes they needed in the House. They appeared not to comprehend or address in a convincing way an intense strain of opposition to the deal among voters. They allowed partisan politics to flare at sensitive moments.

If there was any doubt that President Bush had been left politically impotent by his travails over the last few years and his lame-duck status, it was erased on Monday when, despite his personal pleas, more than two-thirds of the Republicans in the House abandoned the plan.

While there were lawmakers who opposed the package on the merits, with Election Day just five weeks away, substantial numbers decided that to favor the bill would be to imperil their own political futures. And once the vote was under way and so few Republicans were voting aye, Democrats were disinclined to force more of their members to help pass the unpopular plan.

The leaders of both parties failed, many analysts agreed, in bringing the measure to the House floor without knowing whether it had the votes to pass — a bad move at any time, but especially so in this case given the risk of the markets and the badly weakened financial system reacting badly.


And Bob Herbert weighs in:
With the fate of the Bush administration’s desperate $700 billion bailout of the financial industry hanging in the balance, Representative Darrell Issa, a Republican from California, stuck to his political playbook like a man covered in Krazy Glue. He pronounced himself “resolute” in his opposition to the bailout because to be otherwise would amount to a betrayal of party principles.

To deviate from those principles, in Mr. Issa’s view, would be like placing “a coffin on top of Ronald Reagan’s coffin.”

We are in very strange territory here.

George H.W. Bush warned us about “voodoo economics” in 1980, but the ideologues clamped a gag on him and put him on the Gipper’s ticket. For much of the time since then, the madmen of the right have carried the day. They were freed of their remaining few restraints with the ascendance of George W. Bush in 2000.

These were the reckless clowns who led us into the foolish multitrillion-dollar debacle in Iraq and who crafted tax policies that enormously benefited millionaires and billionaires while at the same time ran up staggering amounts of government debt. This is the crowd that contributed mightily to the greatest disparities in wealth in the U.S. since the gilded age.

This was the crowd that cut the cords of corporate and financial regulations and in myriad other ways gleefully hacked away at the best interests of the United States.

Now we’re looking into the abyss.

When President Bush went on television last week to drum up support for the bailout package, he looked almost dazed, like someone who’d just climbed out of an auto wreck.

“Our entire economy is in danger,” he said.

He should have said that he, along with his irresponsible Republican colleagues and their running buddies in the corporate and financial sectors, put the entire economy in danger. John McCain and his economic main man, Phil (“this is a mental recession”) Gramm, were right there running with them.

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Brokaw's first question to Obama will be "When did you stop beating your wife?"
Posted by Jill | 5:43 AM
Now that John McCain has decided that simply reporting on a question asked by a voter, in public, is "gotcha journalism", it's hardly surprising that Camp Grandpa would throw tantrums about anything whatsoever that didn't cast its candidate as a comic book, larger-than-life action hero instead of a an old man who clearly has lost some of his faculties and has decided that a theocratic nitwit should be next in line if something should happen to him.

But that a television network, which broadcasts over what's supposed to be the public airwaves, has a special envoy to Camp Grandpa, whose job is to silence the whining and the kvetching by bowing and scraping, is beyond the pale. But that is exactly what NBC is doing, in the person of Tom Brokaw:
In an interview here after Sunday’s broadcast, Mr. Brokaw said that over the summer he had “advocated” within the executive suite of NBC News to modify the anchor duties of the MSNBC hosts Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews on election night and on nights when there were presidential debates. Their expressions of strong political opinions from the MSNBC anchor desk has run counter to the more traditional role Mr. Brokaw played on “NBC Nightly News” for more than two decades. NBC said earlier this month that the two hosts would mostly relinquish their anchor duties to Mr. Gregory, while being present as analysts.

“Keith is an articulate guy who writes well and doesn’t make his arguments in a ‘So’s your old mother’ kind of way,” Mr. Brokaw said. “The mistake was to think he could fill both roles. The other mistake was to think he wouldn’t be tempted to use the anchor position to engage in commentary. That’s who he is.”

Mr. Brokaw said he had also conducted some shuttle diplomacy in recent weeks between NBC and the McCain campaign. His mission, he said, was to assure the candidate’s aides that — despite some negative on-air commentary by Mr. Olbermann in particular — Mr. McCain could still get a fair shake from NBC News. Mr. Brokaw said he had been told by a senior McCain aide, whom he did not name, that the campaign had been reluctant to accept an NBC representative as one of the moderators of the three presidential debates — until his name was invoked.

“One of the things I was told by this person was that they were so irritated, they said, ‘If it’s an NBC moderator, for any of these debates, we won’t go,’ ” Mr. Brokaw said. “My name came up, and they said, ‘Oh, hell, we have to do it, because it’s going to be Brokaw.’ ”

Mr. Brokaw will moderate the second debate, on Oct. 7, in Nashville.


When you look at what the McCain campaign regards as "a fair shake" -- fawning, unquestioning coverage of John McCain's claim that he puts "country first" and his relentless lies about his positions when there is videotape to show that his claims are preposterous, one wonders how Brokaw is going to be able to satisfy this bunch of, well, whiners, without asking questions like "Senator McCain, are you a hero, a real hero, or the most heroic man ever to walk the face of the earth?"

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Monday, September 29, 2008

Today's Republican Stunt in One Sentence
Posted by Jill | 9:42 PM
It comes from The Minstrel Boy:
The "Country First!" crowd just declined to back a proposal their president, their leadership claims is crucial to avoid financial disaster because they had their feelings hurt.

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Jeeze...I can't go offline for a day without the whole place falling apart
Posted by Jill | 7:18 PM
So...how much longer are YOU going to have to work, assuming you can find or keep a job, because of the hit your retirement savings took today?

This is perhaps the most "damned if you do, damned if you don't" moment in U.S. history. Here we have the Democrats in Congress once again rolling over for George W. Bush, only this time it's on a bill that most Americans decidedly don't want. Meanwhile, the Republicans, who would usually stand on their heads and spit out wooden nickels if Bush told them to, are voting against it. And now, because the Democrats are always terrified of being blamed if something goes wrong, they have now put themselves into a situation in which, having failed to pass the bailout, they can now be blamed for today's 777-point drop in the Dow.

Nice work, Nancy. What, did you think you could inoculate yourself against Republican attacks? When are you going to learn with whom you're dealing? Now the Republicans are claiming they blocked the bill to punish you for your "partisan speech."

You know, you'd think that with the Republicans showing their soft underbelly of being unable to handle even the slightest criticism, the Democrats would find it easy to show them up for the wusses they are. But you know as well as i do that's not going to happen.

Nope...before this is all over, the meme is going to be that the Democrats in Congress wrecked the economy. Because they never, ever learn.

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This. Must. Not. Happen.
Posted by Jill | 7:12 AM
Don't scare me like this first thing in the morning:


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Nice Try, Healy, but your talking points don't work
Posted by Jill | 6:26 AM
Patrick Healy in today's New York Times tries mightily to cast John McCain's frantic flailing last week as a strength; a manifestation of a "can-do" attitude:
Mr. McCain, who came of age in a chain-of-command culture, showed once again that he believes that individual leaders can play a catalytic role and should use the bully pulpit to push politicians. Mr. Obama, who came of age as a community organizer, showed once again that he believes several minds are better than one, and that, for all of his oratorical skill, he is wary of too much showmanship.

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On Capitol Hill, Representative John A. Boehner of Ohio, the House minority leader, said that Mr. McCain’s support had been critical to bringing the Republicans into the negotiations. Mr. Boehner said that without him, “They would have run over me like a freight train.”

For Democrats, the episode was one more reminder that Mr. Obama was more analyzer-in-chief than firebrand — though in this case, they gave him high marks for his style. Still, given concerns among Americans about the economy, Mr. Obama risked seeming too cool and slow to exert leadership.

Aides and political allies to both men agreed Sunday that perhaps no episode thus far in the campaign better demonstrated how they would approach managing problems as president. Their instincts, temperaments, and leadership traits were in the spotlight in Washington, as well as their limitations and foibles — characteristics that also showed through stylistically in Friday night’s debate.

Both candidates said on Sunday that they were inclined to vote for the bailout even though they were not completely happy with it. McCain advisers also began making the case that Mr. McCain had emerged as an important ally for House Republicans, while Mr. Obama criticized Mr. McCain for initially showing a “Katrina-like response” to the economic crisis when he said that “the fundamentals of the economy are strong.”

As Mr. McCain appeared as a man in motion last week, Mr. Obama’s cautious side was on clear display. He loathes gambits as too unpredictable, which is why, aides say, he would have never suspended his presidential campaign like Mr. McCain did on Wednesday to join in the bailout negotiations in Washington.

Mr. McCain, meanwhile, thrives in the fray, which accounts for his lead role in the Gang of 14 talks on judicial nominations and in legislative wrangling over campaign finance reform and immigration. Yet Republicans acknowledge that no McCain imprint appears to be on the final bailout package moving through Congress, and some of them were trying Sunday to put the best face on his role by casting him as a man of action.

“By halting his campaign, he magnified just how important this bailout was to the nation, and showed that he would approach a crisis by locking everyone in a room and keeping them there until they had a solution,” said Anthony V. Carbonetti, a Republican political adviser to former Mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani of New York.

“And with Obama, you saw a kind of laissez-faire attitude — ‘you guys know it’s important, deal with it,’ ” Mr. Carbonetti added.

Yet many Democrats — even some who have been critical of Mr. Obama in the past — said they were impressed with his performance over the last week, and described Mr. McCain as substituting theatrics for leadership. Mr. Obama consulted with Bush administration officials and Congressional Democrats, emphasized his priorities for the bailout, and told both sides that he was willing to do whatever would be most helpful to reach a bipartisan bailout agreement.


It's understandable that a journalist might prefer John McCain's "shoot first and ask questions later" method. After all, impetuousness and the Grant Gesture makes far better copy than the calm, measured response that evaluates options and arrives at a conclusion through rational thought. But this country is in such dire straits right now that the good of the country is far more important than making the lives of journalists easier by giving them easy pickin's.

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The Writers Guild should sue
Posted by Jill | 6:17 AM
It just doesn't seem right that Sarah Palin is making writers for Saturday Night Live unnecessary:



The problem is, it's time to stop laughing. We can all giggle about how badly she's coming across, and we can talk about Angry John McCain, but the reality is that McCain is still at around 42% in national polls, and that doesn't take into account unspoken racism when people actually walk into the voting booth, nor does it take into account the massive and systematic Republican attempts to disenfranchise minorities and the very young first-time voters that Barack Obama is going to need.

Sarah Palin may be a joke, but she's no joke.

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Sunday, September 28, 2008

A terrorist attack on U.S. soil
Posted by Jill | 9:16 PM
There has been another terrorist attack on U.S. soil.

It was committed by Americans:
Baboucarr Njie was preparing for his prayer session Friday night, Sept. 26, when he heard children in the Islamic Society of Greater Dayton coughing. Soon, Njie himself was overcome with fits of coughing and, like the rest of those in the building, headed for the doors.

"I would stay outside for a minute, then go back in, there were a lot of kids," Njie said. "My throat is still itchy, I need to get some milk."

Njie was one of several affected when a suspected chemical irritant was sprayed into the mosque at 26 Josie St., bringing Dayton police, fire and hazardous material personnel to the building at 9:48 p.m.

Someone "sprayed an irritant into the mosque," Dayton fire District Chief Vince Wiley said, noting that fire investigators believe it was a hand-held spray can.

According to fire dispatch communications, a child reported seeing two men with a white can spraying something into a window. That child was brought to the supervising firefighter at the scene.


Take a look in the mirror, America. Do you like what you see?

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Not with a bang, but with a whimper
Posted by Jill | 8:40 PM

You sort of knew it would turn out this way. It seemed inevitable that Shea Stadium, the dump in Queens with the worst bathrooms in Major League Baseball, no legroom whatsoever in the upper deck boxes, lousy food, and a history that contains more bad memories than good ones, wouldn't be able to go out in a blaze of glory. Not for Shea any late-inning theatrics, its 2008 denizens managing to live another day and send the aging Happy Warrior, Pedro Martinez, out tomorrow in a one-game, live-or-die playoff against Milwaukee, hoping against hope that Petey had just one more big game in his tired old arm. Because for every Bill Buckner in this stadium, there are a hundred Kirk Gibsons, and you just felt that it wasn't in the cards for Scott Schoenweis to somehow manage to redeem his season by getting guys out today.

Not even when Endy Chavez made that great catch in left field that reminded you of 2006, another game with Ollie Perez on the mound when Endy could make you believe that all wasn't lost, did you think the Mets would pull it out today, because that great catch meant that the Marlins were going deep, and that sooner or later, a ball off a Florida Marlins bat was going to go over that left-field fence.

Even the Monster Man himself, Carlos Delgado, who despite a miserable first half, managed to hit 38 home runs and 115 runs batted in, couldn't find the sweet spot that would allow him to hit the magic 40 home run total and carry this fragile team on his shoulders into the postseason.

It was an ugly loss, made uglier by the fact that it was a guy with a literally ugly name, Dan Uggla, who hammered the final nail into the Mets' coffin today.

And so Shea Stadium, a hideous orange-and-blue monster that has cradled luminaries from Casey Stengel to Willie Mays to the Pope to the Beatles to Ryan, Seaver and Koosman, to Doc, Darryl, Keith, and Ron, to the Subway Series of 2000 and Roger Clemens' 'roid rage at Mike Piezza in its ugly arms, goes to its eternal rest with its last memory being that of yet another Mets choke with seventeen games to go in the regular season.

In 1964, Shea rose next to the site of the 1964-65 World's Fair, an homage to American corporate know-how, in which companies like Ford and General Motors and General Electric and Travelers' Insurance showed us visions of a utopian future, made better by technologies developed by good old American know-how in good old American corporations.



Today little stands but the old New York State pavilion, a Jetsons-like relic fallen into disrepair like the Statue of Liberty at the end of Planet of the Apes, and the Unisphere. Shea Stadium was a relic of that kind of mid-20th century optimism; the kind of optimism embodied by the gonzo philosopher/manager, Casey Stengel, who never failed to talk up his team of misfits and has-beens.

And so, in a few weeks, Shea Stadium will be demolished, its seats and other souvenirs sold off to die-hard fans who will no doubt find that their seats just aren't the same without Jane Jarvis at the Hammond Organ. And next year, in the only piece of good news to come out of today, Jerry Manuel will be back, with the contract he's deserved throughout the second half, because no one would have been able to do anything with this bullpen. And he will manage his team in an ersatz hybrid of the Polo Grounds and Ebbets Field, a ballpark whose name is a South Park joke because the Wilpons would rather have the money from a teetering banking empire than the goodwill of calling the place "Jackie Robinson Field." And the Mets will play 162 games in this showplace where only the wealthy can go.

The rest of us will watch at home...where we can change the channel to spare ourselves the heartbreak of being a Mets fan.

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Wow...are there no depths to which the McCain campaign won't sink?
Posted by Jill | 5:05 AM
I'm not convinced that this sort of faux "White House wedding" is going to fool anyone outside of the kool-aid drinkers who think Sarah Palin is the most qualified person to be one melanoma away from leading this country:
In an election campaign notable for its surprises, Sarah Palin, the Republican vice- presidential candidate, may be about to spring a new one — the wedding of her pregnant teenage daughter to her ice-hockey-playing fiancé before the November 4 election.

Inside John McCain’s campaign the expectation is growing that there will be a popularity boosting pre-election wedding in Alaska between Bristol Palin, 17, and Levi Johnston, 18, her schoolmate and father of her baby. “It would be fantastic,” said a McCain insider. “You would have every TV camera there. The entire country would be watching. It would shut down the race for a week.”


And of course, there is nothing that the McCain camp likes more than distractions from the issues, because the more we hear their guy on the issues, the more appalling he becomes. So they think they're going to dangle the shiny bauble of two attractive kids in formal wear and little Piper in a pink flower-girl dress and the media will fall for it hook, line, and sinker. And perhaps it will, though I am almost daring to believe that the media has finally woken up from its thrall to a man in a 40-year-old uniform and realized that John McCain is no maverick and he's appallingly clueless about the problems facing this country.

But the worst part of this possibility is that having clutched their pearls repeatedly about how Sarah Palin's unmarried pregnant teenage daughter should be off-limits to public discussion, they are willing to march these two kids -- a girl clearly rebelling against her parents' religious hypocrisy and a boy who has all the earmarks of a wife-beater in the making -- down the aisle in the name of political gain. Only the most sick and twisted and cynical people would think this is "fantastic."

I don't want to hear Republicans called the party of family values ever again

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