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Thursday, July 25, 2013

Carlos Danger, Private Sextitextigator
Posted by Bob | 11:41 PM
"I'm Carlos Danger, Private Sextitextigator."
"You look like Anthony Weiner, disgraced ex-congressman."
"No, really, I'm Carlos Danger. Says so right there on my card."
"That's a bizarre photo to put on a business card, isn't it Mr. Danger?"

 "Do I have a pistol in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?"
 "What kind of question is that, Carlos Danger, or whoever you are?"
 "Ask me if I have a license to carry a concealed weapon."
"I'm not the police, Mr. Danger."
 "Please, ask me."
 "Alright, Mr. Danger. Do you have a license to carry concealed?"
 "No. Now you have to stop & frisk me."
"I'm not going to frisk you, Mr. Danger."
 "What if I gave you fifty bucks?"

The Carlos Danger Theme

 

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Friday, July 27, 2012

Getting ready for the "family values" party
Posted by Jill | 4:57 AM
Tampa strip clubs are gearing up for an influx of sexually repressed GOP men (NYT link):
As Tampa gears up for the Republican National Convention, the biggest party it has ever held, the city and its businesses are primping and polishing for the August arrival of tens of thousands of visitors. Like it or not — mostly not, for city officials — Tampa’s well-known strip clubs have joined the welcome wagon.

Club owners here say they have schmoozed with their counterparts in former host cities, like Denver, and have been told that revenue pours in during conventions, sometimes quadrupling earnings from a Super Bowl week. As for party affiliation, this is one place where the country’s caustic partisan differences fall away, owners say.

Angelina Spencer, the executive director of the Association of Club Executives, which serves as a trade association for strip clubs, said an informal survey of convention business in New York and Denver had determined that Republicans dropped more money at clubs, by far.

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... Jazmin, 19, prepared to live-chat on a webcam to a faraway customer, one of the club’s new features. She is also preparing for the convention. Given the opportunity to stand up before a politician, she will do her job, naturally, but also share her own tale of financial struggle, as many voters here would do.

Laid off from a job in the Medicaid billing industry, she scraped by as a cashier at a grocery store. The paycheck scarcely covered her car payments, she said. Then a friend of a friend told her about the strip club, and now there she is, saving her money (the most she’s ever made) for nursing school.


How fitting. The party that is getting ready to nominate a guy whose signature acheivement is saving a few minimum-wage jobs at Staples is goingto by night stuff dollar bills into the G-strings of nineteen-year-olds for whom the only job paying more than minimum wage is giving lap dances to Republicans.

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Saturday, February 18, 2012

"If she did it once, she'll do it with anyone"
Posted by Jill | 6:20 PM
I might as well come out and admit it: There was a semester when I was in college when I had sex with a number of different men. It wasn't some great feminist act of defiance against conventionality, it was nothing that noble. It was a cynical calculation that "If that's the way the game is played, that's how I'll play it" combined with an even more cynical "If I let you fuck me, will you shut up and leave me alone?" "Saving it" for someone who back then I figured wouldn't be much different from these clowns seemed like a silly thing to do. If I was attracted to someone, I did it because there seemed no compelling reason not to. I'm not proud of it, but I'm not ashamed of it either. It's something I did, I was lucky enough and smart enough to protect myself against STDs and pregnancy, and I was lucky in that I did this at a different college than the one I attended. A friend of mine did the same thing at our school and got such a "reputation" (and yes, in 1973 they did use that word) that she ended up dropping out of school. When I got a "reputation", I was able to just stop going to parties at that school. The next year I met a guy whom I dated throughout the rest of college, I went on with my life, dated until I met the guy I married, got married, built my career, and was none the worse for wear.

The thing that struck me most, even while all this was going on almost thirty years ago, was what I even then called "The Double Standard After the Fact." It goes like this: A guy would pester you incessantly to go to bed with him, and after you did, he dropped you because if you did it with him, it meant you'd do it with anyone. That this kind of sentiment devalued the men who had it never seemed to enter their minds. It never occurred to them that you bedded them because you found them irresistable, or interesting, or because you thought they had gorgeous eyes. They thought you'd fuck anything that moved. It really wasn't until a few years later, after I ran into the same thing while dating, that I realized that this sentiment said more about how small these men felt about themselves than it said about me.

I've been thinking about the Double Standard After the Fact this week as the heinous Virginia Let The State Stick A Probe In You For Punishment bill has wound its way towards almost certain signature by that grinning sack of shit Bob McDonnell, who thinks that the All Your Vaginas Are Belong To Us sentiment that this represents is a sure win among the mindless, grinning half-human wreckage that supports the GOP these days. The reaction to the perfectly sane outrage over women being forced to submit to state-sponsored penetration as punishment for daring to not wanting to carry a parasite to term has been very telling.

Here's CNN correspondent and piece of human detritus Dana Loesch:



"...they had no problem having similar to a trans-vaginal procedure when they engaged in the act that resulted in their pregnancy."

Got that? Bet you didn't know that if you ever had consensual sex even once in your life, you were consenting to having anyone, including the State, put anything they want to into your vagina whenever they want to. If you ARE ever raped and you've ever had sex (presumably the "sodomized virgin" exception still holds in these people's minds), good luck getting it prosecuted if this is the kind of society in which we're going to be living.

New York weatherman Tex Antoine was fired from Eyewitness News in 1976 for "quipping" after a report about the rape of a five-year-old girl, "With rape so predominant in the news lately, it is well to remember the words of Confucius: 'If rape is inevitable, lie back and enjoy it.'" Today he'd be hired by Andrew Breitbart and have his own show on Fox News.

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Wednesday, June 08, 2011

Next up: Scarlet Letters
Posted by Jill | 5:25 AM
This morning when I read this I felt a strong need to go over and see what Amanda was saying about it.

A New Mexico man's decision to lash out with a billboard ad saying his ex-girlfriend had an abortion against his wishes has touched off a legal debate over free speech and privacy rights.

The sign on Alamogordo's main thoroughfare shows 35-year-old Greg Fultz holding the outline of an infant. The text reads, "This Would Have Been A Picture Of My 2-Month Old Baby If The Mother Had Decided To Not KILL Our Child!"

Fultz's ex-girlfriend has taken him to court for harassment and violation of privacy. A domestic court official has recommended the billboard be removed.

But Fultz's attorney argues the order violates his client's free speech rights.

"As distasteful and offensive as the sign may be to some, for over 200 years in this country the First Amendment protects distasteful and offensive speech," Todd Holmes said.

The woman's friends say she had a miscarriage, not an abortion, according to a report in the Albuquerque Journal.

Holmes disputes that, saying his case is based on the accuracy of his client's statement.

"My argument is: What Fultz said is the truth," Holmes said.

The woman's lawyer said she had not discussed the pregnancy with her client. But for Ellen Jessen, whether her client had a miscarriage or an abortion is not the point. The central issue is her client's privacy and the fact that the billboard has caused severe emotional distress, Jessen said.

"Her private life is not a matter of public interest," she told the Alamogordo Daily News.

Jessen says her client's ex-boyfriend has crossed the line.

Damn fucking right. We are living in a country in which unhinged people are killing abortion doctors, and one state is talking about investigating women who have miscarriages. If this guy had put up a billboard saying "Please Kill My Girlfriend Because I Don't Have the Balls To Do It Myself", his goal could not be more clear.

So I went over to Pandagon, as is my wont when encountering such stories, to find that while she hasn't mentioned this story in particular, she has written two very goods post that those of you who perhaps think that the story of Anthony Weiner's schlong is really worth bumping the clusterfuck at the Fukushima nuclear plant, drug-resistant e-coli, and the dangerous situation in the Middle East out of the news entirely might want to read. Because the pearl-clutching over Anthony Weiner's penchant for online sex isn't taking place in a vacuum, but in a culture in which the worst kind of judgmental prudery -- the kind we read about in high school when we read The Scarlet Letter -- has become mainstream. Some of this is just the obligatory hippie-punching, some of it from Gen-Xers who will spend the next thirty years hating baby boomers who got to have lots of sex before AIDS came along because they think we had all the fun. But much of it seems to be coming from highly sexually-confused people with serious power issues who want to work out on women's reproductive systems their own self-loathing and need for power in a world in which ordinary people are becoming more powerless. Because every time a Washington Republican talks about "family values", it almost always seems to be accompanied by a Deep Dark Secret. In Anthony Weiner's case, it's about a sexual peccadillo involving consenting adult females that is iin no way in conflict with any issues for which he has fought in office. And that's something that should not be forgotten, even though we don't want to start heading down the road that Randi Rhodes did last night in her non-nuanced defense of Weiner, in which she started painting the women involved as some kind of terrible people for participating in this with him. Do we really have to paint the women who were involved as whores in order to provide some perspective? Af course the fact that one of them, Megan Broussard (from Texas, of course) immediately went running to Fox News makes the word "setup" worm its way into my brain and is an ominous indication that in America, where celebrity is the only currency that has any value, it's difficult to resist the 15 minutes an involvement in a story like this gives you. I would hope that the dollar bills being thrown around doesn't result in consenting adult women trying to paint themselves as helpless victim of a powerful man. Because then we get right back to prudery and to Amanda's OTHER article, about just how much damage culture warriors can do simply by putting their nonsense out into mainstream public discourse. We saw it in the Clinton foofarah of the 1990's, in which an adulterous House Speaker tried to impeach an adulterous president. God knows we see it in Rick Santorum, who's the most virulent anti-contraception advocate out there.

Which of course brings us back to Greg Fultz, the man who bought a billboard because his girlfriend dares make a decision about her future without giving him final say-so. Right now Greg Fultz is news. But in a climate in which any sexual activity that doesn't involve missionary position heterosexual intercourse within marriage for the sole purpose of begetting children is regarded as perverse and unseemly, it's only a matter of time before Greg Fultz and what he did become simply part of a revival of woman-suppression in our country.

UPDATE: it seems that Greg Fultz has a history of violent rhetoric against women on Twitter (screenshot and examples here). Why am I not surprised?

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Sunday, November 28, 2010

Hey, Alaska! How's that "Abstainey Sexy" stuff workin' for ya?
Posted by Jill | 11:23 AM
Alaska: Rapidly on its way to becoming the clap capital of America:
An outbreak of gonorrhea across Alaska that began in 2009 is continuing this year, and health officials say they are trying new ways to curb it.

Between 2008 and 2009, the number of gonorrhea cases in Alaska rose an alarming 69 percent, according to a new U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention report.

State health officials began calling attention to a spike in gonorrhea cases in Southwest Alaska more than a year ago and highlighted the statewide rise in March.

The new report shows that Alaska ranks ninth in the nation for its rate of gonorrhea, compared with its ranking in recent years in the mid-20s. Alaska also is second in the nation for its high rate of chlamydia, another sexually transmitted disease that often is transmitted along with gonorrhea.

"Hopefully, the high numbers now are more of a success story in that people are coming in and getting tested. Though I am surprised the numbers haven't declined," said Susan Jones, the state's HIV/STD program manager. "It's this continuing rise in numbers that we haven't been able to get under control."


Read more: http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2010/11/26/104330/gonorrhea-outbreak-puts-alaska.html#storylink=omni_popular#ixzz16ayPk7cj

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Saturday, September 25, 2010

Does this include the Republican fratboys in the C Street House?
Posted by Jill | 6:59 AM
Maybe the reason the Republicans are leery of Christine O'Donnell is this video clip from 2003 in which she states that she really does believe you can, and should, stop everyone from having sex:



In all seriousness, though, I have to wonder about Christine O'Donnell, not from a moral standpoint, but from a mental health standpoint. This is not about "She's crazy, ha ha", but rather about What the hell happened to her in college to make her be like this?"

O'Donnell likes to paint herself as a chaste woman, but as Alex Pareene pointed out last week, O'Donnell admitted that in her days at Fairleigh Dickinson, she did things she regrets -- "drinking too much and having sex with guys with whom there wasn't a strong emotional connection." You know what? So did I. So did a lot of women. I'll bet that like me, she also had sexual experiences that today we would call acquaintance rape.

I've written before about whether it's healthy to wrap oneself in the label of "survivor of rape" for the rest of your life because some guy held you down on a bed in college and told you if you didn't fuck him, he'd rip your clothes off and throw them out the window. Yes, that happened to me, I've written about it before, and while today one might say that this kind of behavior on the part of males ought to be legally actionable, I'm not sure how my life would have been enhanced by getting on a witness stand and having to tell a defense attorney trying to paint me as a whore that yes, I went to the guy's room willingly.

Yes, there's the world as we'd like it to be, but there's the world as it is, and I think I'm much better off having decided after that incident "You know, I think maybe I'm not going to go to bedrooms in frat houses anymore", putting it behind me, and going on to have a good life and a successful marriage of 24 years duration last Tuesday than I would have by wearing a bad experience like an open wound for the rest of my life -- or by deciding that no one else should ever have sex. It's like the women who regret their abortions and work hard to have abortion made illegal so that no one else has the choice they did.

My spidey-sense just tells me that Christine O'Donnell had at least one of those bad experiences in college, and that what we're seeing in her chastity advocacy is a result. So I have a message for Miss O'Donnell:

Chrissie, it's OK to be traumatized by a bad experience. Really, it is. And everyone responds differently. And if what you have to do in order to live your life after such an experience is to live "as a chaste woman", then be my guest. However, you have to realize that not everyone responds the way you do. People have sex. They do. And the God you believe in wouldn't have made it pleasurable if He didn't want you do do it. I'm sorry you have regrets in your life, and I'm more sorry that you can't seem to get beyond those. Perhaps a good therapist could help you get past them and let you make a decision about chastity through clear eyes, rather than through the prism of whatever happened to you all those years ago at FDU. But the one thing to keep in mind is that this is YOUR issue and YOUR problem, and you have to work it out for yourself. Imposing your response to trauma on the general public is not befitting a public official.

I wish you well. And seriously. Talking to someone might help.

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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Why does Mike Huckabee spend so much time thinking about gay sex?
Posted by Jill | 5:16 AM
I have many gay friends. And you know what? I don't spend any time at all thinking about how they have sex. None. I also have many straight friends. I don't spend any time thinking about how they have sex either. Even in those rare times when there IS a conversation about sex, I don't think about it. It's not that I block it out, it just doesn't enter into the equation.

So why is it that anti-gay and anti-choice conservatives spend so much time thinking about people having sex? Take Mike Huckabee, for example:
No, “The Ick Factor” isn’t a cable news show; it’s how former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee describes his opposition to gay marriage in a New Yorker profile. And gay groups are not pleased.



“I do believe that God created male and female and intended for marriage to be the relationship of the two opposite sexes,” Huckabee said in explaining his views on gay marriage. “Male and female are biologically compatible to have a relationship. We can get into the ick factor, but the fact is two men in a relationship, two women in a relationship, biologically, that doesn’t work the same.”



And Mike Huckabee ought to know, because clearly he spends lots and lots of time thinking...perhaps even fantasizing...about it.

It isn't just gay sex about which wingnuts obsess. Remember Bill Napoli?
A real-life description to me would be a rape victim, brutally raped, savaged. The girl was a virgin. She was religious. She planned on saving her virginity until she was married. She was brutalized and raped, sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it, and is impregnated. I mean, that girl could be so messed up, physically and psychologically, that carrying that child could very well threaten her life.

What IS it with these people?

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Thursday, June 03, 2010

Now she's the Chicken and Soft-Core Porn lady
Posted by Jill | 6:08 AM
Sue Lowden, the woman who romanticizes a past not even her grandmother remembers when people would trade chickens for medical treatment (which often as not at that time probably involved leeches and poultices), is now the face behind this soft-coreish ad that's obsessed with coddling prisoners:



The mind of a Republican is a very scary place

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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

The Baby Jesus Died on the Cross so Mark Souder Could Fuck His Assistant
Posted by Jill | 5:20 AM
I've never understood this business of so-called Christians excusing their misdeeds by saying "I'm born again and forgiven" -- because a Jewish guy was nailed to a cross 2000 years ago. Even if you want to say that this act somehow absorbed all the sins of humanity in perpetuity, why the awesomeness of this act of self-sacrifice isn't taken seriously by such people is a mystery to me. I mean, if someone lets himself be killed for you, don't you owe it to that person's memory to live up to that sacrifice, rather than taking it as a "Get out of jail free" card?

I talk a lot about this idea of God and Satan playing Skee-Ball in a Keansburg, NJ arcade and Satan getting bonus points for successfully tempting Christians, but that's my construction based on someone a Christofascist Zombie once told me rather than any kind of official Christian doctrine.

So it's amusing, if predictable, to see the Usual Suspects blaming everything but Mark Souder's own hypocrisy and hubris for his downfall:

Souder hired Jackson (who's also married) in 2004. She seems to have spent most of her time interviewing Souder for cable access TV and Internet videos (there are plenty of them). Souder's aides told Minority Leader John Boehner about the affair when they heard about it last week. Boehner spoke to Souder yesterday, and Souder resigned today.

The same year he hired his mistress, Souder told an STD specialist and CDC officer that out-of-wedlock sex ruins lives.

Thankfully, the Concerned Women for America can explain exactly what happened here.



Those of us who have worked with Mark over the years know him to be a kind and thoughtful legislator. If Mark Souder is capable of sexual misconduct, it could happen to anyone. The frat house environment on Capitol Hill does nothing to encourage accountability. Most Members do not live with their families while they are working in D.C. during the week and have even ditched common rules of etiquette that even major corporations follow such as office doors with windows or careful examination of employee/boss interaction.



It was the "frat house environment on Capitol Hill" that forced Rep. Mark Souder to have sex in Indiana state parks with a woman who lives in Indiana and works at his district office, in Indiana. If only there were windows in the heavily wooded areas near Fort Wayne.

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Friday, October 03, 2008

Note to America's men: If your brain resides in your nutsack, perhaps you aren't qualified to vote
Posted by Jill | 7:54 PM
When I was in high school, someone very near and dear to me said that in males, the brain is located in the penis, and that as they get closer to adulthood, the brain migrates into the cranium, at which point the male is an adult. And he was in a position to know that this is true.

So what are we to make, then, of Rich Lowry, at the National Review, who thinks he's going to get to have sex with Sarah Palin because of "the wink":

I'm sure I'm not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, "Hey, I think she just winked at me." And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can't be learned; it's either something you have or you don't, and man, she's got it.


OK, Lowry. First of all, Sarah Palin is not going to have sex with you. Second of all, are you aware of how pathetic this makes you look? Here you are, someone who actually gets paid for this, admitting that instead of having a real relationship, or even real sex, for that matter, with a real woman, you're spending your time on your couch fantasizing about Sarah Palin. I hate to break this to you, but Sarah Palin was not looking at you, and she was not winking at you. Sarah Palin is a middle-aged woman who is still attractive, but still thinks it's junior year and she's the new prom queen. And that wink got her elected prom queen by a bunch of high school boys whose gray matter was still located between their legs. So, Lowry, if yours still is, I suggest you seek the advice of a physician. Because that thing can get infected down there and when it does, it could be painful.

And by the way, I don't want to hear Dick Morris or the other idiots at Faux Noise talk about the "deep sexism" directed at Sarah Palin. Because the only people who are being sexist about Sarah Palin are a bunch of Republican men sitting alone in front of the TV with their trousers around their ankles.

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Monday, March 17, 2008

New York Magazine Came Today....


Discuss....

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Monday, March 10, 2008

Elliot Spitzer...Its Hard Out Here for a Pimp...

Note to Elliot Spitzer: There is no wiggle room for you in things like Prostitution Rings!! What the fuck were you thinking? Text messages, emails?....
This is the tragic end of another career...and either he is being set-up by someone who has a grudge, or he is totally out of his mind!
Now I have heard everything.
Waiting now for the press conference, I have to say that if this isn't some major misunderstanding, then we've got a much worse problem than just evil wingnuts doing what hey decry...Jesus this is bad....
International prostitution ring...money laundering...
How exactly was he involved?

HuffPo via The Smoking Gun quoted the description of the Emperor's Club:
An international call girl ring that solicited wealthy male clients via a web site that rated its hookers on a scale of diamonds (and charged accordingly) has been busted by federal agents. The operators of the New York-based Emperors Club were named in a felony complaint unsealed today in U.S. District Court in Manhattan.


Dan Abrams is absolutely sputtering...
Crashing website mirror here: Emperor's Club

More about what this could possibly mean, to come.....

Update 3:15 PM EST
Spitzer's very short press conference:

…He failed to live up to the standards he set for himself and his office…sorry to his family etc…

And he needs some time now to rebuild the trust that he has wrecked up….

Alan Derschowitz on Phone to MSNBC : men think with a different organ of the body…and when men think that way they make terrible mistakes….

Dershowitz Claims that Spitzer was surely just a John, and that it has nothing to do with money laundering or tax scams...but how do we know that? I guess old Alan has his crystal ball out; or has known about this for some time and knows what the worst thing that they have on Spitzer is.

Tucker Carlson, the newly dethroned boy-prince of MSNBC, expressed his disgust at the specter of a grown man going to a prostitute! Prediction: Tucker is next getting caught in a men's room, or the like....
Tucker is gonna buy popcorn and go sit and wait for Hillary Clinton's statement on this. Heh...

If Spitzer thinks that this is only about him regaining the trust of his family...well...

Now...sources say that he is going to step down...

The shock is palpable!


Texts AND Wiretaps!...

c/p RIPCoco

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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

So how about we call a stop to holier-than-thou posturing from politicians, 'kay?
Posted by Jill | 6:32 AM
I almost feel sorry for Larry Craig. Imagine how awful it must be to wake up every day terrified that today is the day you'll be found out. Imagine having to fight your true nature every day of your life, wondering when that tipping point will be reached and you won't be able to any more. It's almost enough to make you feel badly for him.

Almost.

If he were just some guy struggling with his own sexuality, I could feel sorry for him. But Larry Craig is just another of the right-wing hypocrites trying to turn an entire group of people into second-class citizens because he can't admit that he is among them.

It's one thing to be uncomfortable around a group because your entrenched upbringing is bumping up against what your rational mind knows is nothing to fear. That kind of discomfort ebbs with time and familiarity. I've always distinguished between what I call the "bigotry of ignorance" and the "bigotry of hate." When I was at a small, provincial college in Pennsylvania in the 1970's, people who had had no prior exposure to anyone Jewish asked me questions like where my horns were, and why I drove such an old car, because all Jews are rich, aren't they? But it doesn't matter whether someone carries preconceived notions about you because they were lied to as a child, or because they genuinely hate you -- it always feels like the bigotry of hate.

It's quite another to take that discomfort, run for and win public office, and use it as an excuse to enact legislation that denies some Americans the same rights everyone else takes for granted. And it's even more heinous to take your own self-loathing and try to turn it into public policy as a substitute for coming to terms with yourself.

And that is why it's impossible, ultimately, to feel sorry for Larry Craig or for any of the other right-wing sexual hypocrites who have come to light in recent weeks.

And what a parade of them it is, too, these closet cases, such as Ted Haggard and Bob Allen, Glenn Murphy, Jr and Larry Craig, who could be living a normal life as gay men, but instead choose to live a lie.

And yet, the response in Republican Washington is, predictably, not to re-examine its platform of Sexual Restraint for Everyone, but to bemoan the loss of a Big Daddy Leader who could keep them all in line:

It is tough enough being in the minority, weighed down by the burden of the war in Iraq. Now Republicans have an even more pressing task: keeping their party from being portrayed not just as hypocritical and out of touch with the values of people they represent, but also as a laughingstock — amid headlines like “Senator’s Bathroom Bust,” which ran all Tuesday afternoon on CNN. The story also ran at the top of all the network evening newscasts on Tuesday.

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With President Bush hobbled by his own political difficulties, the party can hardly look to him to lead them out of the morass. “If we had a coach,” said John Feehery, who was press secretary to Representative J. Dennis Hastert when Mr. Hastert was the House speaker, “the coach would take us in the locker room and scream at us.”

Some Republicans are indeed screaming, particularly the party’s social conservative wing, which places a high priority on ethics and family values. Tony Perkins, the president of the Family Research Council, a conservative advocacy group in Washington, said the elections of November 2006, in which Republicans lost control of the House and the Senate, proved that voters want politicians in Washington to clean up their act.

“Exit polls show that was the No. 1 factor in depressing Republican enthusiasm,” Mr. Perkins said in an interview Tuesday. “There is an expectation that leaders who espouse family values will live by those values. And while the values voters don’t demand perfection, I do believe they want leaders with integrity.”


But what constitutes "integrity"? Does being a closeted gay man trying to push other gay men back into the closet give you "integrity"?

Why can't these people realize that legislating sexual behavior among consenting adults has no place in the political arena? Perhaps if Republicans would stop peeping through the keyholes of the bedrooms of consenting adults, both gay AND straight, while they themselves are cruising for anonymous sex and paying hookers to put diapers on them, they might do something about the appalling preponderance of pedophiles in their midst.

Imagine if the Republican Party just told the Christofascist Zombie Brigade to go stuff it, that the Republican Party stands for less government, not more government intrusion into people's private lives. Perhaps then it might be a party we could take seriously.

We currently have a president who lied us into a war, whose general in Iraq has an assistant quite probably involved in selling American weapons to the very insurgents who are killing American troops, who sat by while an American city died, who has appointed inexperienced, unqualified cronies to Federal positions, who had an Attorney General who declared the Magna Carta to be null and void and who turned the Justice Department into just another political arm of th Republican Party, and who has shoveled billions of dollars of American taxpayer cash into the pockets of corporations who donate to Republicans. And we can't impeach him because his predecessor was impeached for lying about a blowjob.

Hasn't this Republican obsession with OTHER people's sex lives caused enough damage? Can we please get this out of the political discussion now?

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Monday, August 06, 2007

Now we know why the wingnuts had fits about Bill Clinton
Posted by Jill | 6:56 AM
After reading Pam's GOP cornucopia of carnal scandal this morning, I suddenly realized why the right went into such fits about Bill Clinton's sex life. Oh yes, some of it was the right's sense of entitlement to ALL the power, and their view of the southerner who wasn't in their club as a usurper to the throne. But with all the investigations, why go after sex?

In the wake of Mark Foley, David Vitter, former Spokane Mayor Jim West, Don Sherwood, Ted Haggard, USAID head Randall Tobias, and many others, with Florida State Rep. and McCain operative Bob Allen only the latest, we know know just how sexually screwed up the most vociferous advocates of sexual restraint are.

That Bill Clinton was a randy fellow was no great secret. But his own inability to control his sexual appetites opened the door in these hypocrites to their own failings and made them even more difficult to control. And that's why he had to be destroyed.

Perhaps we would be kinder to these guys if they would stop demanding that other people suppress in themselves what they themselves are unable to.

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Sunday, August 05, 2007

By this logic, Dick Cheney should be fellating Osama Bin Laden
Posted by Jill | 9:38 PM
Just when you think Republicans can't get any weirder:

Police released taped statements from a state leader accused of trying to buy sex in a men's room. State Representative Bob Allen says he was feeling nervous and offered sex to get away from a man he didn't trust.

Allen chairs the House Energy Committee and co-chairs Senator John McCain's presidential campaign in Florida. He is the Police Union's 2007 Lawmaker of the Year, and he recently sponsored a bill to crack down on soliciting sex in public parks.

But he told police he did offer sex to an undercover officer in a public park men's room.

"He goes, you want $20 if i give you (oral sex). I'm like I don't want (oral sex), but I'll tell ya... I can give you one. What if I give you one?" said Allen.

Allen also warned the man of undercover cops.

"I said they're around here, you ought to know about that."

Allen didn't know he was talking to a policeman until he pulled out a badge. He explained his behavior shortly after his arrest.

"This (undercover officer) is a pretty stocky black guy, and there's other black guys around in the park that—you know!"

Allen said he was also frightened of the weather. So he fled to the men's room.

"I said the building is safer than staying out here, so I went back in and I sat down."

He said he offered the man in the men's room what he thought he wanted, just so he could get out safely.


Scared of black men. Scared of the weather. Scared of their own shadows. That's your tough-guy Republican party for you.

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Monday, July 23, 2007

A different kind of surge
Posted by Jill | 7:55 AM




So what will it take for these sex-crazed Republicans to realize that abstinence education doesn't work? If it doesn't work with THEM, it sure as hell isn't going to work with teenagers:

Experts worry nation's on brink of teen sex surge
WASHINGTON -- The long decline in sexual activity among U.S. teenagers, hailed as one of the nation's most important social and public health successes, appears to have stalled.

After decreasing steadily and significantly for more than a decade, the percentage of teenagers having intercourse began to plateau in 2001 and has failed to budge since then, despite the intensified focus in recent years on encouraging sexual abstinence, according to a new analysis of data from a large federal survey.

The halt in the downward trend coincided with an increase in federal spending on programs focused exclusively on encouraging sexual abstinence until marriage, several experts pointed out. Congress is debating funding for such efforts, which receive about $175 million a year in federal money and have come under fire from some quarters for being ineffective.


Funny....the 24/7 coverage of Bill Clinton's blowjob didn't cause teens to have more sex, but being told by a bunch of hypocritical scolds not to do the nasty is having just the opposite effect.

Of course the fact that such programs don't work doesn't faze the sexophobes one bit:

But abstinence proponents argue that, if anything, the data underscore the need for greater emphasis on encouraging youngsters to abstain from sex until marriage.

"We need to increase abstinence education and give more dollars to abstinence education. It is the healthiest program we have for young people," said Leslee Unruh of the National Abstinence Clearinghouse.


Actually, the healthiest program would be one which teaches kids to handle their sexuality responsibly. Pat admonitions to Just Say No won't work with sex any more than they worked with drugs. Ideally, kids wait till they're old enough to handle it. But keeping them in ignorance isn't going to make them do that. These are the people who blamed Bill Clinton for teen sex, but now they're blaming MTV -- because it's THEIR guys who are getting caught with their hands in the proverbial cookie jar.

Conservatives are the first ones to call for spending cuts for programs that they think don't work. This one doesn't. Let's put it to a merciful death.

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