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Sunday, November 28, 2010

Hey, Alaska! How's that "Abstainey Sexy" stuff workin' for ya?
Posted by Jill | 11:23 AM
Alaska: Rapidly on its way to becoming the clap capital of America:
An outbreak of gonorrhea across Alaska that began in 2009 is continuing this year, and health officials say they are trying new ways to curb it.

Between 2008 and 2009, the number of gonorrhea cases in Alaska rose an alarming 69 percent, according to a new U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention report.

State health officials began calling attention to a spike in gonorrhea cases in Southwest Alaska more than a year ago and highlighted the statewide rise in March.

The new report shows that Alaska ranks ninth in the nation for its rate of gonorrhea, compared with its ranking in recent years in the mid-20s. Alaska also is second in the nation for its high rate of chlamydia, another sexually transmitted disease that often is transmitted along with gonorrhea.

"Hopefully, the high numbers now are more of a success story in that people are coming in and getting tested. Though I am surprised the numbers haven't declined," said Susan Jones, the state's HIV/STD program manager. "It's this continuing rise in numbers that we haven't been able to get under control."


Read more: http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2010/11/26/104330/gonorrhea-outbreak-puts-alaska.html#storylink=omni_popular#ixzz16ayPk7cj

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Friday, November 26, 2010

Wasilla deserves this guy
Posted by Jill | 1:31 PM
It's their just punishment for foisting Sarah Palin on the political world:


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Thursday, October 07, 2010

Alaska: The state that's a 1960's sitcom come to life
Posted by Jill | 9:56 PM
DCap is usually the one who puts bobbing heads of contemporary wingnuts on video from old sitcoms, so if you're reading this, DCap, and you want to run with this, be my guest.

When I was a kid, there were a lot of dumb sitcoms that revolved around Aren't Those Yokels Funny. Whether it was Petticoat Junction, Green Acres, The Beverly Hillbillies, or The Andy Griffith Show, there were always people who were the TeeVee Industry's idea of hicks doing goofy things.

We wrote the other day about how Alaska Senate candidate Joe Miller believes that unemployment compensation is unconstitutional for everyone but his own family. Blue Girl is reporting on the Great Game of Biggest Dickus being played out in Alaska between the patriarch of the Wasilla Hillbillies and The Hypocrite Who Would Be Senator. Now there's more on said Hypocrite, as it turns out that like another Senate candidate who can't manage money and is basically a Jim Bakker-type huckster while talking fiscal conservatism for everyone else, Joe Miller is sitting on a fair amount of credit card debt:
Republican Joe Miller has filed his financial disclosure forms with the Senate. The documents, which detail the finances and potential conflicts of all senators and Senate candidates and are a requirement of both, were turned into the Senate public records office Thursday afternoon.

Miller was supposed to turn his form in sometime in April, when he had more than $5,000 in campaign donations in his campaign account. He never turned one in, though – an omission that the campaign said was unintentional. However, both Sen. Lisa Murkowski and Democrat Scott McAdams filed their forms. There's more information here about what's in their disclosures.

He could face fines for turning the disclosure form in late; no one with the Senate Ethics office was available for comment Thursday. However, there's a $200 penalty for filing even one month past the due date and failing to file the disclosure forms entirely can result in a fine of up to $50,000.

Miller also has a substantial amount of credit card debt, including between $35,003 and $80,000 on three separate charge accounts: two cards charging 10.24 percent interest with Bank of America and one zero percent interest loan with USAA Federal Savings Bank.

Anyone see a pattern here with these people? The majority of teabaggers running for office seem to have financial problems, and while they decry government spending and government size, they seem awfully anxious to get their hands on a government paycheck to pay off their own debts -- while campaigning on platforms of fiscal responsibility.

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Friday, January 16, 2009

More on Sarah Palin's Alaska "Miracle"
Posted by Jill | 6:41 PM
With Sarah Palin already planning how she's going to redecorate the White House four years from Tuesday, I think it's worth taking a look at how she runs her little corner of "the real America", where native people are suffering horribly while Evita Palin continues to whine about how terribly she was treated by Katie Couric.

A number of Alaska blogs are reporting on this story, and it seems that the problems among rural native people in Alaska are horrific -- and the chief executive of the state doesn't seem to give a rat's ass (emphasis mine):

It is easy when we sit hundreds or thousands of miles away, to feel detached from the troubles of a small Alaskan village. If we were able to imagine ourselves living in such an isolated rural setting with these challenges, and were to imagine that we had five children whom we loved, and whose care rested upon us, what would we do? And if we were able to feel the desperation of these parents when the choice came to decide whether to keep their children warm or keep them fed, knowing that they couldn’t do both, and that there was no end in sight, what would we do? In his letter, Nick Turner says:


I am reaching out for these families. Help is needed and cannot be delayed. I cannot imagine so many in this village are in hunger, without fuel, and other essentials and uncertain about their future. What is mind boggling about the whole situation is that they have remained silent, anonymous, suffered, and cried. The four villages in this region are in close proximity to each other and the demography is the same. Is this going on in your village?This is not the time for any debates or questions. The winter-long anomaly in the weather, conditions, and the situation are beyond our control.


There are approximately 200 households of the 847 residents here. In just a day and half, I was able to reach only 25 households. Are as many as 175 more remaining silent? In appearance, the heads of these 25 households look normal. I am devastated from the revelation of these few houses contacted. Additionally, how many of those who are able to work are without jobs? Easily, staggering 400 plus! Some other households are still calling, but I have few hours to print this report for my testimony during today’s fuel summit.


Though it may sound absurd, a massive airlift of food in the months of January, February, March and April will help our people. Any peoples, churches, organizations, associations, and government agencies ought to sent money to our native corporations to offset both the current fuel prices and the airlift presently underway. For over thirty years, we have witnessed in our region that our native corporations are just like people. They have limited income and their expenses have always been high. Why? Our Wade Hampton district has always been the most economically depressed than that of both our nation and state. We are in the most remote area of our state.


So, what is the state of Alaska doing to help its citizens as they face these conditions of scarcity that are beyond what many of us can imagine? The answer is, nothing. According to Mr. Tucker the lack of heating oil and food and the resulting threat to life did not count as an emergency to the State of Alaska.


A question. Where is our Governor? What are her priorities? I have heard her concerns about anonymous bloggers, about media coverage, about the legislature, and the gas line. I have seen a press release come out saying “There you go again” to the Anchorage Daily News. I haves seen lots of time and energy focused on how Sarah Palin feels mistreated by the media. But I have not heard one, single, solitary word about Emmonak. I have seen no press releases about what my state’s government is doing to help its people in harm’s way who are cold and hungry. I have heard big talk about a Rural Subcabinet headed up by our Attorney General, Talis Colberg, and I’ve heard that they’re busy evaluating.


Colberg stated that so far the subcabinet has been in preliminary meetings to look at programs that are already in place and discussing how to gather information, what topics should be focused on, how the group will be structured and what support they could rely on. The group has no fixed meeting time and the date of their next meeting is unknown.


So, if our governor can’t seem to get her eyes off the mirror, and her head out of 2012, and if the State of Alaska doesn’t consider this an “emergency”, then what is to be done?


The answer lies, where many answers lie, with us.


For information on how to help, click HERE.



That is because the governor of Alaska, just like the man who is about to leave the White House, is a pathological narcissist. And just like that departing pathological narcissist, only the biggest-ass brass ring of power in the country will satisfy the gaping maw inside her mean, venal, heartless soul.

Please click over to Mudflats and donate if you can. Let's show the people of Alaska what we leftist "elitists" stand for.

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Thursday, November 13, 2008

Alaska: Florida 2000 Redux
Posted by Jill | 5:13 AM
The good news: After Alaska decided to actually COUNT 90,000 absentee and questioned votes, Anchorage mayor Mark Begich now leads convicted felon Ted Stevens in the Alaska Senate race.

If you look here, you can see that aside from the few districts that use paper ballots, much of Alaska uses two voting machines: the Accu-Vote OS and the Accu-Vote TSX, both made by "Premier Election Solutions", otherwise known as "Diebold." And when you click the above link and note the title of the page displayed in your browser, you'll see that it reads, GEMS Election Results. For those of us who have been sniffing around the disaster that is the American voting apparatus, the word GEMS is like putting garlic in front of a vampire -- it makes us recoil in horror.

This paper, published in 2007, details the inadequacy of the GEMS database for storing votes. It's an interesting paper to read if you're at all interested in database design, but the really useful part of this paper is its confirmation that "Premier Election Solutions" is still using what is essentially Access databases to store your votes, if you live in a state that uses these machines. To anyone in IT, this is at best laughable and at worst horrifying.

When I started my last job in 2000, the department had just built a new version of its clinical system. The old version was written entirely with Access, which essentially takes the same JET database engine that also runs Diebold voting machines, and marries it to a GUI and a version of Visual Basic to allow for relatively easy development of desktop applications for storing data. The new version used a server-based SQL Server database, which is what you use when you need to store large amounts of data, because Access/JET is just not up to the task.

If you want to, say, store and categorize your recipes, or if you have a small petsitting business, Access is more than adequate for your purposes. If Not-Joe the Not-a-Plumber were actually buying that $250,000-generating plumbing business, he could probably use an Access database. But for a large business, or a situation in which many voters are casting many votes at the same time, Access/Jet is woefully inadequate. Any company that develops a large, mission-critical application using Access databases ought to be laughed right out of business. But all across the country, and right now in this focus-on-Alaska moment, we have a convicted felon who was "re-elected" by a population using voting machines that use Microsoft
a desktop database application YOU can buy at Amazon.com for $189.99
.

Of the 90,000+ additional votes that hadn't been counted as of election night, over 60,000 of them are absentee ballots postmarked by midnight on November 4 and just over 20,000 being provisional ballots. (The rest are from early voting.) We should thank the goddess profoundly that this is the case, rather than it being the other way around. Because somehow, if Mark Begich prevails and the vote is within the 1/2 of one percent that would trigger an automatic recount, suddenly Republican males dreaming of six years of jerking off to images of Caribou Barbie on the floor of the Senate will magically discover the shortcomings of the GEMS database.

Look for Joe the Plumber to be leading the vote count riot this time.

UPDATE: Looks like Republicans have suddenly decided that the possibility of inaccurate vote counts is a problem after all -- but only when their seats are threatened by a sketch comic. Too bad for them that Minnesota has a truly verifiable paper trail that allows a manual recount reflecting the actual vote. I wonder if this sudden concern means they're willing to declare George W. Bush's presidency illegitimate? My guess is that right about now they are, and it seems that Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh already have decided that the last eight years never happened.

(For the record: We here at Brilliant at Breakfast believe that every vote should be counted and the will of the people respected. Even when that means Republicans don't prevail.)

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Sunday, November 02, 2008

Not all Alaskans are lunatic-eyed apocalyptic nutballs, and they don't all love Queen Sarah
Posted by Jill | 7:24 PM
This, from Mudflats, is fantastic -- it's a human U.S. flag followed by a human Obama logo. Awesome:


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