"Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast"
-Oscar Wilde
Brilliant at Breakfast title banner "The liberal soul shall be made fat, and he that watereth, shall be watered also himself."
-- Proverbs 11:25
"...you have a choice: be a fighting liberal or sit quietly. I know what I am, what are you?" -- Steve Gilliard, 1964 - 2007

"For straight up monster-stomping goodness, nothing makes smoke shoot out my ears like Brilliant@Breakfast" -- Tata

"...the best bleacher bum since Pete Axthelm" -- Randy K.

"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." -- "Rowdy" Roddy Piper (1954-2015), They Live
Monday, November 12, 2012

Note to Republicans: You can't do it
Posted by Jill | 5:21 AM
So here we are, in the aftermath of an election which saw the candidate backed by racists and closeted homophobes and slut-shamers defeated by the dark-skinned incumbent who backs gay marriage and immigration reform, with the Republicans wondering what they have to do in order to reclaim the Immunity Idol.

NYT:

¶ Now the Republicans find their divisions newly revealed in the raw. By exposing the party’s vulnerability to potent demographic shifts, the 2012 results have set the stage for a struggle between those determined to rebrand the Republicans in a softer light and those yearning instead for ideological purity.

But before acceptance comes denial. And the party’s first challenge, it seems in the immediate aftermath, is to find common ground simply in diagnosing the problem. Though some leaders argued that basic mathematics dictates that the party must find new ways to talk about issues like immigration, abortion and same-sex marriage, others attributed Republican losses to poor candidate choice, messaging missteps and President Obama’s superior political operation.

“We continually crank out moderate loser after moderate loser,” said Joshua S. Treviño, a speechwriter in George W. Bush’s administration who now works for the Texas Public Policy Foundation, a conservative group. He said Mitt Romney was part of a “pattern” of Republican nominees, preceded by John McCain, Bob Dole and George H. W. Bush, who were rejected by voters because of “perceived inauthenticity.”

By contrast, Ralph Reed, the longtime Republican strategist and chairman of the Faith and Freedom Coalition, said he would redouble efforts over the next four years to recruit women, Latinos and young people as grass-roots organizers.

“I certainly get the fact that your daddy’s Republican Party cannot win relying singularly on white voters and evangelicals alone — as critical as I believe those voters are to a majority coalition,” Mr. Reed said. “The good news for conservatives is there are many of those who have not always felt welcome in our ranks who share our values.”


Oh, really? And who, pray tell, are they? Those Latinos whom you continue to paint with a broad brush while insisting that you can trot out the Cuban-descended Marco Rubio and the Mexicans you've been demonizing for eight years will vote for them because they're Catholic? Young women who are just clamoring for mandatory transvaginal ultrasounds when the contraception to which you do not want them to have access fails? People who attend African-American churches who have heard you and your media flacks talk for the last four years about "food stamp president" and call this president "lazy" and wish he would "learn to be an American"? Which of these groups do you think is going to want to hear you couch your racism and your misogyny and your dream of returning to the world of Season 1 of Mad Men?

You want to know how to become a viable party again? Kick out the Galtians and the Krazy Kristians trying to work out their own childhood issues on the backs of sane Americans. You know who I'm talking about -- the billionaire CEOs in their 40,000 square foot houses who will cut jobs rather than absorb or pass on the fourteen cents on a pizza it would cost to provide health insurance. The radio "personalities" with the $400 million contracts who insist that wanting access to contraception as part of an overall health care plan makes you a slut and insist that the only thing black people want is food stamps. Fetophile congressmen who want abortion to be a crime for others but who press their own extramarital paramours to get abortions. Divorced legislators who oppose gay marriage on the grounds that marriage is sacred. Presidential nominees whose wives insist that shoving their religion in the face of people in other countries is exactly the same as putting your ass on the line in a minefield in Afthanistan.

Oh, wait. If you do that you won't have anyone left to buy your "I Got Mine And Fuck You" doctrine.

One thing that you develop when you have been the target of the white Christian male patriarchy's attempts to sustain power at all costs, is a pretty good horseshit detector. And you, Republican Party, are delusional if you think there's any way to put lipstick and a party dress on your hate-filled, social Darwinian ideology and make it palatable to the people you've been demonizing for two generations. It it looks like horseshit and it smells like horseshit, then it damn well IS horseshit. And we will call you on it with every attempt you make to call it otherwise. Because here in the reality-based community, you DON'T get to create your own reality.

Karl Rove discovered this on election night. The rest of you had better learn to deal with it. Because yeah, THAT's reality.

Labels: , , , ,

Bookmark and Share
Monday, September 03, 2012

Chris Matthews was right.
Posted by Jill | 1:09 PM
Last Monday, jurassicpork wrote about Chris Matthews' callout of RNC Chairman Reince Priebus about the party's race-baiting. Tweety has taken a lot of heat for this, because in today's Village, it is a requirement to be deferential to even the most lunatic liars and racists in the GOP, in the name of "fairness." God knows Matthews has had his share of Village moments, most notably in the context of George W. Bush's ridiculous flightsuit stunt. But it's hard to argue with Matthews when you see something like this, from USA Today:

GOP launches 'Obama Isn't Working' message at DNC

he Republican National Committee debuted a new Web video and launched a website, with the theme of "Obama Isn't Working." The website will be updated frequently while Democrats gather here this week to formally nominate Obama to a second White House term.


"Obama Isn't Working." Seriously?

This is a party that had a major candidate refer to this president as "the food stamp president." This is a party whose nominee has dogwhistles to the "birthers". This is a party whose hero talked about "welfare queens in Cadillacs." This is a party that for a half-century has portrayed black people in general, and black men in particular, as lazy, shiftless, and unemployed.

"Obama Isn't Working" is their theme? And Rinsed Penis says this isn't race-baiting? This isn't even dogwhistling anymore. This is screaming so loudly you'd have to be a complete idiot not to get what they're doing.

Labels: , , ,

Bookmark and Share
Friday, August 24, 2012

Sir Whitey McWhitington of Maison De Blanc
Posted by Jill | 4:54 PM
Willard goes Full Frontal Birther:



Does anyone believe that this man actually wants to do the job of "Preznitin'", as George W. Bush might say? Actually, the former president looks more like Mother Theresa every day that we watch the Scion of American Motors Company pander ever more to the giant slugs and mutant jellyfish that constitute the brains of the GOP base. Does anyone actually believe that this guy plans to do any actual work that doesn't involve making himself and the Bitch of Lake Winnipesaukee even more ridiculously wealthy?

It's difficult to imagine what else could be motivating a man who we've been told for a long time is at least somewhat intelligent to do this sort of pandering to the worst impulses of his party's voters.

At least we know it's official now, and no amount of hiding it during the Republican Holiday in Hookerville that's coming up this week. The entirety of Republican rhetoric basically boils down to this:

Labels: , , , ,

Bookmark and Share
Sunday, March 11, 2012

Should these people have disproportionate influence on our political system?
Posted by Jill | 9:21 AM
Don't we deserve better than to give people like this control over a political party, let alone a country?



This is who the Republican party has chosen to represent, to the exclusion of all others. For commentary, I'll leave it to the great Driftglass, from whom I poached this video:
This is the monster in the Conservative basement that Liberals have been sounding the alarm about for the last four decades.

This is the monster in the Conservative basement that America's leading Conservative public intellectuals have spent virtually their entire professional lives pretending did not exist.

The entire focus of the modern American Conservative Movement has been to give goon like these enough political power to completely fuck up my country.

The last time these goons were given a free hand to fuck up my country, it took over two million Union soldiers and four years of bloody civil war to convince them it was a bad idea.

Maybe someone could ask leading America's Conservative intellectuals like Andrew Sullivan, David Frum and David Brooks to quantify the level of effort it took to hold themselves, year after year, willfully ignorant of fact that these goons are the bedrock on which their Movement was built.

Labels: , ,

Bookmark and Share
Thursday, April 07, 2011

George Allen does it again
Posted by Jill | 8:23 PM
You'd think he'd have learned from last time:
NBC 4’s reporter-anchor Craig Melvin is a tall African-American. Which apparently led to this exchange with former Sen. George Allen, according to Melvin’s Twitter account Tuesday night:

“For the 2nd time in 5 months, fmr. gov. and sen candidate George Allen asks me,”what position did you play?” I did not a play a sport.”

Allen has apologized via Twitter, saying ".@craigmelvin sorry if I offended, ask people a lot if they played sports Grew up in football family found sports banter good way to connect"

Especially when you have cognitive dissonance caused by a black guy who didn't play a sport.

And this racist fuckwit moron is ahead of Democratic opponent Tim Kaine for the Senate seat being vacated by Jim Webb by 13%.

Labels: , , , ,

Bookmark and Share
Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Meet the Republicans' latest Great White Hope
Posted by Jill | 5:18 AM
Is Mitt Romney just too east-coast elitist for ya? Sarah Palin's high school mean girl chirpings wearing thin from overexposure? Huckabee just a bit too religious? Jon Thune just a bit too reminiscent of American Dad's Stan Smith? Chris Christie remind you a bit TOO much of Tony Soprano? Maybe you'd like a REAL Republican -- an old-fashioned, back-slappin', Boss Hogg kinda good ole boy...someone like...Haley Barbour:

In his interview with The Weekly Standard, Barbour heaps praise on the pro-segregation Citizens Council, which he credits with integrating the Yazoo City public schools without any violence.



"Because the business community wouldn't stand for it," he said. "You heard of the Citizens Councils? Up north they think it was like the KKK. Where I come from it was an organization of town leaders. In Yazoo City they passed a resolution that said anybody who started a chapter of the Klan would get their ass run out of town. If you had a job, you'd lose it. If you had a store, they'd see nobody shopped there. We didn't have a problem with the Klan in Yazoo City."



"In fact, if you look at Yazoo City, their approach to integration was very similar to other communities across the state, where the parents pulled their children out of the public school system so white children would not have to attend an integrated school system," responded Johnson. "They established a private segregated academy which still exists today. The majority of the white citizens of Yazoo County and Yazoo City still do not allow their children to attend public education today. That trend happened as a result of the civil rights movement and full integration, and that the struggle that blacks had across the state was the same in Yazoo City as it was across the state."



Robert Mickey, an associate political science professor at the University of Michigan-Ann Arbor, said that Barbour is correct in asserting that the Citizens Councils were often against Klan organizations forming in their communities. It wasn't, however, to promote racial integration; instead, they were concerned that such groups would spoil the economic environment, and in turn, Citizens Councils used economic intimidation to further segregation.



"This was an organization that spread very quickly across the South, directly in response to Brown v. Board of Education," said Mickey in an interview with The Huffington Post Monday. "Usually they were against violence because of its harm to economic development; firms wouldn't want to relocate to places that had a lot of violence. So their tools of slowing down the South's democratization was to use economic intimidation. ... They intimidated black parents from signing petitions demanding that school districts be desegregated, sometimes by printing the signatories in local newspapers, which oftentimes led to the signatures being recanted because the parents understood and feared the consequences of being publicly outed like that. So Barbour's right -- on one hand, they often helped out on the Klan, and a lot of times they were interested in deterring white mob violence. But Northerners are right that it's like the Klan."



But no, Barbour isn't racist. Not one bit. No sirree.

Labels: ,

Bookmark and Share
Saturday, December 04, 2010

No, they're not racist at all. Nosirree Bob they're not.
Posted by Jill | 5:29 AM
No, it's not racist at all to hold a "Secession Ball", celebrating South Carolina's Ordinance of Secession:
The Sons of Confederate Veterans plan to hold a $100-per-person Secession Ball on Dec. 20 in Gaillard Municipal Auditorium. It will feature a play highlighting key moments from the signing of South Carolina’s Ordinance of Secession 150 years ago, an act that severed the state’s ties to the Union and put the nation on the path to the Civil War.

Jeff Antley, who is organizing the event, said the Secession Ball honors the men who stood up for their rights.

“To say that we are commemorating and celebrating the signers of the ordinance and the act of South Carolina going that route is an accurate statement,” Antley said. “The secession movement in South Carolina was a demonstration of freedom.”

They deny that slavery has anything to do with it, but when you're celebrating the secession, you're celebrating a stand which meant perpetuation of a system in which white people OWNED black people outright, and were legally able to buy, sell, abuse, rape, and work them to death at will.

That's the good old days for "states rights" Republicans. And THAT'S what they mean when they talk about it.

Nope. Got nothing to do with racism. Believing that an entire race should be subordinate to another and that human beings can be owned isn't racist at all. Not in these people's minds.

Labels: , ,

Bookmark and Share
Monday, August 30, 2010

In case you thought it was only about proximity to Ground Zero
Posted by Jill | 5:41 AM
Apparently even Tennessee is too close to Ground Zero to build a mosque:
Federal officials are investigating a fire that started overnight at the site of a new Islamic center in a Nashville suburb.

Ben Goodwin of the Rutherford County Sheriff's Department confirmed to CBS Affiliate WTVF that the fire, which burned construction equipment at the future site of the Islamic Center of Murfreesboro, is being ruled as arson.

Special Agent Andy Anderson of the federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives told CBS News that the fire destroyed one piece of construction equipment and damaged three others. Gas was poured over the equipment to start the fire, Anderson said.

[snip]

Opponents of a new Islamic center say they believe the mosque will be more than a place of prayer; they are afraid the 15-acre site that was once farmland will be turned into a terrorist training ground for Muslim militants bent on overthrowing the U.S. government.

"They are not a religion. They are a political, militaristic group," Bob Shelton, a 76-year-old retiree who lives in the area, told The Associated Press.

Shelton was among several hundred demonstrators who recently wore "Vote for Jesus" T-shirts and carried signs that said "No Sharia law for USA!," referring to the Islamic code of law.

Others took their opposition further, spray painting a sign announcing the "Future site of the Islamic Center of Murfreesboro" and tearing it up.

Earlier this summer opponents criticized the planned mosque at hearings held by the Rutherford County Commission, as supporters held prayer vigils.

At one such prayer vigil, WTVF reported opponents speaking out against construction.

"No mosque in Murfreesboro. I don't want it. I don't want them here," Evy Summers said to WTVF. "Go start their own country overseas somewhere. This is a Christian country. It was based on Christianity."

These people see no irony in their fear of shari'a law while calling this a Christian nation. And in case you're inclined to think this kind of thing is justified, substitute the word "synagogue" for mosque, and then tell me that this is in no way, shape, or form similar to Germany circa 1935.

There has been no spectacular attack. Even when the "underwear bomber" episode took place by someone who WAS a radical Muslim, we didn't see this kind of response. So why do we see it now?

Why? Because it's an election year. Because Republicans sense that many Americans have a deep mistrust of Islam that lies right under the surface, and they can exploit it for political gain by reminding them of the mysterious guy in the White House with the funny name. The problem is that when you whip people into a frenzy of fear, it's hard to control what happens. Of course, the Republicans are sitting there, popcorn in hand, waiting for it to all blow up, certain that when it does, it won't be in THEIR faces.

Labels: , , ,

Bookmark and Share
Saturday, April 24, 2010

Take my governor...please
Posted by Jill | 6:17 AM
Here in New Jersey, in a state that becomes more unlivable by the day, and more impossible to escape, in a town with a corrupt and entrenched Republican government which operates with no transparency and no responsibility, we have in Trenton a man who has inspired one of the most nauseating images you will ever conjure:
"Is it wrong to love another man?" Limbaugh asked. "Because I love Chris Christie."

New Jersey has a massive budget deficit that recent governors have been unable and unwilling to address. This deficit is largely attributable to Christine Todd Whitman, she of the "Sure the air at Ground Zero is just fine, now get back to work" declarations following the 9/11 attacks. With tax cuts paid for by deferred pension fund payments and other budget tricks, Whitman was for a time the darling of the Republicans, but lately is seen more often penning narcissistic screeds on the pages of the Bergen Record, defending her record and insisting that Christie should govern just the way she did.

Give Chris Christie credit for at least trying to do something about the state's budget problems, but he's trying to do it entirely on the backs of the teacher's union while a temporary tax hike on people making over $400,000 a year that expired last December is not going to be renewed.

In my regional school district (which encompasses two twons), the budget passed by eight votes. I'm kind of glad it passed, if only because Christie had told voters to refuse these school budgets. I'm told by our local gadfly that children were told to go home and tell their parents that if they don't vote for the budget, their kids will be bussed to other school districts. Given that we are surrounded on all sides by more affluent towns, I can't imagine what kind of race panic set in, unless these parents decided that the kids would be bussed to Paterson. So I expect my taxes to go up about $400/year, and that's just the schools.

The kicker is that Christie ran on a platform of "New Jersey's property taxes are too high".

As people start to realize what Christie's budget cuts actually mean for them, his approval has dropped 9 points as of the end of March, and the latest Survey USA poll has him at 33% approval.

When people who believed his property tax promise get their property tax bills this year, I expect them to drop further. A state that believed Christine Whitman's "free lunch" doctrine is not going to take kindly to the kind of tax hikes that their towns are going to enact, no matter how much they might enjoy watching unions twist in the wind.

I'd be more likely to say that the unions need to sacrifice too if Christie weren't trying to balance the budget on the backs of everyone BUT the state's wealthiest residents.

So of course the fact that he's becoming more loathed by the day has made Chris Christie the Republican Party's latest darling:

On Thursday, George Will described Christie, New Jersey's new chief executive, as "the nation's most interesting governor." Fred Barnes, in the latest Weekly Standard, devoted 1,741 words to him. And in the Wall Street Journal last week, columnist William McGurn praised Christie for "offering the voters a dose of Reagan Republicanism -- with a Jersey twist." And then there's Rush Limbaugh, who recently treated his listeners to a dramatic reading of Christie's budget address to the state Legislature.



[snip]

Christie's war on Trenton's status quo comes as the national GOP is faced with an unusual leadership void. Sure, the party is positioned to do well -- maybe very well -- in November's election, but they will owe those gains to the rotten economy, the abundance of low-hanging fruit (Democrats who sneaked into office in the tidal waves of 2006 and 2008), and the buyer's remorse nature of midterm elections. Those variables will be either absent or muted by 2012. To have any hopes of winning then -- and into the future -- the GOP will need what it now lacks: a leader who can give it direction.

Right now, the party has three "front-runners" for its '12 presidential nomination: Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee and Sarah Palin. As Ed Kilgore noted here last week, they all come with serious liabilities -- both in terms of the GOP primary campaign and the general election. More depressing for the GOP, though, is the stable of potential dark horses. That Haley Barbour is now attracting serious presidential buzz tells you about all you need to know.

Viewed in this context, the conservative press' adulation of Christie takes on new significance. The GOP  is essentially holding an open casting call for a new leader right now. The 2012 field really is wide open. Could Christie be the dark horse the right has been looking for?

On the surface, it's a far-fetched notion. He's only been on the job for a few months. He's practically unknown nationally and hasn't been hitting the rubber chicken circuit in Iowa and South Carolina. Nor does he have a substantial donor network. And he's a bit ... um ... corpulent -- not exactly the president out of central casting. 

But it's also not impossible to see an opening for him. Just consider his dark horse competition. In the last few months, the names of Marco Rubio, Scott Brown and Mitch Daniels have been floated -- would Christie really be any more of a long shot than any of them? As his recent media coverage shows, his story is a compelling one for conservatives: a "real" Republican who won in a deeply blue state and didn't back down after taking office.

His stint as U.S. attorney, a post he held for seven years before running for governor, could be an asset too. Christie, who won the job by raising massive sums for George W. Bush's 2000 campaign, milked the post for all of its P.R. worth, targeting political corruption and stinging one crooked pol after another. There are some serious questions about the degree to which politics intruded on his work as U.S. attorney, but New Jersey's electorate didn't really care. His boasts of putting more than 100 corrupt politicians behind bars were good enough for them. A national GOP audience wouldn't be much different.

Plus, unlike most Republicans who win in blue states, he hasn't saddled himself with cultural views that are at odds with the GOP base. Kean, who governed New Jersey from 1982 to 1990, could have been George H.W. Bush's running mate in 1988, but his abortion views disqualified him. Whitman might have claimed the No. 2 slot on Bob Dole's 1996 ticket (whatever that was worth) had she been antiabortion. At least on paper, Chris Christie's profile is quite appealing to the national GOP base.

And if it's a question of ambition, Christie, a one-time student body president at the University of Delaware, probably has it. He's been eyeing the political big-time for years, something I learned all the way back in November 2002, when I was covering politics in New Jersey and writing about potential candidates for the 2005 gubernatorial race. Christie, then finishing his first year as U.S. attorney, was an unknown commodity. But as I was preparing the story, I got a call from one of his friends, politely (but insistently) pointing me to a recent article in another publication that had listed Christie as a future gubernatorial contender. The wheels were already in motion.

Is it likely Christie will seek the GOP nod in '12? Not at all. He'd have to start traveling and raising money almost immediately if he wants to, but he's just months into his first term as governor. The timing just doesn’t work right now. So he'll probably content himself with staying put and attracting more national attention, hoping instead for a spot on the ultimate nominee's V.P. list. And if '12 brings another GOP defeat, he'd then have the option of running for president in 2016. But who knows?



A bully of a governor with a 33% approval rating. So now the Republican Party has two of them. Maybe Christie will quit too so he can compete with Sarah Palin. After all, Limbaugh loves him, and there's no accounting for taste when it comes to Republican sexual fantasies about potential presidential candidates.

Labels: , ,

Bookmark and Share
Thursday, April 15, 2010

Virginia: The Cradle of Civil War II -- or atl least Jim Crow II
Posted by Jill | 5:05 AM
Virgiia Gov. Bob McDonnell, he of Confederate History fame, is fancying himself to be the Alt-Benjamin Linus of the real world -- the final arbiter of whether ex-felons should be allowed to vote based on his evaluation of an essay they will be required to write:
Virginia's slide toward extreme conservative governance under Gov. Bob McDonnell continues.

McDonnell wants to change the process by which non-violent felons apply to have their voting rights restored, the Washington Post reported over the weekend. Whereas before, applicants had had to fill out a one-page form, making the process almost automatic, they now will have to submit an essay outlining their contributions to society since their release.

Advocates for the poor say this will result in far fewer people having their rights restored. Kent Willis, an ACLU official in Virginia called the essay requirement "a nearly insurmountable obstacle'' for people with a limited education. And he added that many felons would be intimidated, reducing the number of applicants.

The Secretary of the Commonwealth, Janet Polarek, whose office handles the applications, told the Washington Post that the new system "gives all applicants the opportunity to have their cases heard and have their full stories told,"

But the move has provoked an outcry. The Virginia Black Legislative Caucus called the move "a horrific step back towards the era of Jim Crow." One member of the caucus told the Post: "This is designed to suppress the rights of poor people."

Democratic state legislators charged that McDonnell "is returning to a 'blank sheet' voter registration system that in the past disenfranchised many African American voters." The state Democratic Party also condemned the move, though it didn't dare make a moral case on behalf of felons, instead arguing that the new system would "bury the Secretary of the Commonwealth's office in unnecessary paperwork."

About 300,000 felons in the state have served their time, but still do not have the right to vote. Only Virginia and Kentucky make felons apply to the governor to restore their voting rights.

The linked post has an update that just as he did with not mentioning slavery during his declaration of "Confederate History Month", when he backtracked to make an addendum, he's now calling this a "draft policy proposal". It's clear that McDonnell, one of the most blatant representatives of the Republican Confederate Party, is running ideas up the flagpole to see just how much of a return to the pre-Civil Rights era he can get away with in his state.

If we're going to start with bringing back literacy tests, I think we should start with people like these:


Labels: , , ,

Bookmark and Share