I always wanted to open a coffee bar/sandwich place done up like it's 1925, with real vintage jazz records played on a real vintage victrola playing in the background. I'd have live entertainment three nights a week that would involve the community -- comedy night, jazz night, poetry night. If I won the lottery and didn't have to find an actual paying job, I'd want to do it.
There's actually a place up for rent in Ramsey, NJ, at the Howard Johnson's Motor Lodge on Route 17 South, and they are looking for someone "interesting" to rent it:
I'm interesting. Are YOU interesting?
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