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Saturday, October 27, 2012

Condescending, arrogant prick.
Posted by Jill | 10:26 AM
Anyone who thinks Paul Ryan cares one iota about the unemployed should take a gander at this:

That man has no soul, and neither does Mitt Rmoney. I can't even imagine what it's like to go through life this greedy and mean-spirited.

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Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Probably because his petzele is the size of a pretzel
Posted by Jill | 6:44 PM
Looks like Paul Ryan has been lying about his Übermenschhood again:

In case you haven’t heard, Paul Ryan works out. A lot, apparently; he’s so much of a “fitness guy,” as he’s said, that for days after Mitt Romney chose him as his vice-presidential candidate, the media could talk about little else but the fact that Ryan leads a group of congressmen in a daily workout called P90X, a hugely popular, high-intensity workout routine with a cultlike following.

The legend of Paul Ryan’s physical fitness got even crazier when the boy-wonder V.P. candidate bragged to Hugh Hewitt about his marathon running, claiming he’d run the 26.2-mile race in “under three [hours], high twos. I had a two hour and fifty-something. … I was fast when I was younger, yeah.”

Of course, we now know that was a lie. As Runner’s World discovered, Ryan’s time was 4:01:25, and as a Ryan spokesman admitted, it was his one and only marathon. He was 20 when he ran it, and yet he still would have lost to a 40-ish Sarah Palin. Whoops. Diehard runners were ticked off, of course, and the Ryan marathon soon became a punch line.

Left unexamined, however, was another, equally outrageous claim: That Ryan has 6 percent body fat. This was endlessly repeated at the time of his selection—trumpeted in headlines (both here and abroad) and even in editorial-page cartoons. “Oh, to be a pair of calipers,” swooned Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. “Paul Ryan shirtless” became one of the most popular Internet searches—despite yielding only one softish vacation photo—which makes it all the more strange that nobody has taken a closer look.


But the more you look at Paul Ryan, the less he looks like Francisco D'Anconia and the more he looks like the guy who got sand kicked in his face in 1950's Charles Atlas ads:



Turns out that just about the only people with body fat this low are Olympic 100-meter sprinters and Tour de France cyclists. Now if Paul Ryan really is this fit, we have to wonder just how much time he spends representing the constituents in his Congressional district, which may be why Rob Zerban is presenting a very real threat to Ryan's re-election (and you can help make Zerban an even bigger threat here). You just have to wonder just why Paul Ryan feels he has to lie about his physical prowess so much. I for one think the same thing that I think when I see some guy tailgating me in a Hummer: "Do you really want to advertise what a pencil-dick you are?"

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Saturday, August 18, 2012

Paul Ryan is a liar too
Posted by Jill | 10:17 PM
I blame Ron Suskind.

In 2004, in a New York Times Magazine article titled, "Faith, Certainty and the Presidency of George W. Bush", Suskind cited a discussion with a senior Bush official:
The aide said that guys like me were ''in what we call the reality-based community,'' which he defined as people who ''believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality.'' I nodded and murmured something about enlightenment principles and empiricism. He cut me off. ''That's not the way the world really works anymore,'' he continued. ''We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality -- judiciously, as you will -- we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.''


Republican lying isn't anything new. Back in the 1990s we had Dan Burton shooting watermelons in his backyard to "prove" his claim that the Clintons had Vince Foster murdered. There have always been lies in campaigns. What's astonishing about the wave of Republican lying that has taken place in the aftermath of the 9/11 attacks -- the creation of "truthiness", is that it takes place in the face of video proof of its falsehood. Willard Rmoney has elevated this sort of lying to an art form. With as much documentation as there is about his years as governor and his campaigns for governor and president, he will still insist that he never said things that there is documented proof that he did. Of course if you don't live in the reality-based community, none of this matters. It's "We Have Always Been At War With Eastasia" writ large.

Now, in Paul Ryan, Rmoney has found a running mate with a talent for lying that rivals his own. After days of doubling down on his lie that he never asked for stimulus money for his Congressional district, the Greatest Mind of the Republican Party (and what a low bar THAT is) admits that he has been lying all week -- that he DID ask for stimulus funds:
The Janesville congressman said he had forgotten that his office sent letters — with his signature — to the Energy and Labor departments asking for money from the stimulus program on behalf of two companies in his home state.

“They should have been handled differently, and I take responsibility for that,” Ryan, R-Janesville, said in a written statement released only after he again denied requesting stimulus funds Thursday in an Ohio television interview.

Ryan’s denial in an interview with WCPO, Channel 9, Cincinnati, contradicted letters he wrote in 2009 to Energy Secretary Steven Chu and Labor Secretary Hilda Solis seeking stimulus grant money for two Wisconsin energy conservation companies. One of them, the nonprofit Wisconsin Energy Conservation Corp., later received $20.3 million from the Energy Department to help homes and businesses improve energy efficiency, according to federal records.

“After having these letters called to my attention I checked into them, and they were treated as constituent service requests in the same way matters involving Social Security or Veterans Affairs are handled,” Ryan said in a statement late Thursday. “This is why I didn’t recall the letters earlier.”

The congressman’s denial came as new audio surfaced of Ryan telling a Boston radio station two years ago that he “did not ask for stimulus money” in response to a caller’s question about the recovery program. “I’m not one who votes for something and then writes to the government to ask them to send us money,” Ryan said. The exchange was first reported Thursday by The Boston Globe.

But a year earlier in his request to Chu for funds for the Wisconsin Energy Conservation Corp. Ryan said the stimulus cash would help his state create thousands of new jobs, save energy and reduce greenhouse gas emissions.

What's hideous about all this isn't that Ryan requested stimulus funds. It isn't even that this is yet another example of Ryan wanting to benefit from federal funds that he would deny others. It's that a Congressman, elected to serve the constituents of his district, has to be ashamed for doing so. It's just further proof that in the GOP, ideology trumps EVERYTHING -- even a Congressman's OBLIGATION to do right by his constituents.

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Sunday, August 12, 2012

The reaction from Florida
Posted by Jill | 6:52 AM
When I want to know what's going on in Florida, or the reaction to Willard Rmoney's pick of The Man Who Would Steal The Rest Of The Social Security Trust Fund And Take Away My Father's Chemotherapy And My Mother's Pulmonologist Don't Kid Yourself That This Is Just For The Under 55 Set, I go to the comments sections of the newspaper sites.

First, some samples from the Naples News. Naples in in Southwest Florida. It's not dominated by seniors the way the east cost is, but it's so wingnutty that liberals tiptoe around the topic of politics at parties, lest fights break out. The word from the local populace:

"This is the beginning of the end of the homosexual takeover of America!"

(Are you sure of that? Paul Ryan IS very dapper and does P90X....

"Lets hope that Connie Mack and Bill Nelson are yesterdays news!! Vote out all incumbents!!"

(You DO know, don't you, that Connie Mack is running AGAINST Bill Nelson, right?)

"Never heard of Paul Ryan but he looks like Anthony Wiener's twin. Perhaps a gambit by Romney to round up the women and perv vote. Who knows? A warning to young men, unless you thrive on nightmares and sexual confusion, avoid the image of Wasserman Schultz."

I feel the republicans made the best choice they could from a very weak group of candidates........What bothers me is Ryan's Career choice before entering politics.......... He took young boys on overnight camping trips for a living...... Let us hope none of the wee laddies snitch him out..... He does have the look of a young beady eyed Jerry Sandusky.......

(The above commenter posts as "ISPEAKFORGOD")

"Romney picks Paul Ryan for VP.

Ryan advocates the end of Medicare as we know it to be replaced with "Coupons" to use at the doctor.

He wants to Privatize Social Security and put that money in the stock market, just when you should be reducing risk.

Ryan wants to lower taxes on the wealthy, raise taxes on the middle class and poor.

His Ryan Plan has been condemned by his own Catholic Church as it relates to the poor.

Even Romney immediately distanced himself from The Ryan Plan.

Ryan is a member of the House of Representatives from Wisconsin. He has never even run in a state election and 54% of the people never heard of him.

Is this the level of expertise we want in the White House?

Romney just shot himself in the foot.

But, hey, it takes the attention away from Romney's lack of transparency and his refusal to release his tax returns.

At least for a few days.

Mitt, enjoy the weekend."

(The above must be one of my father's friends)

"It is believed that Sodomites and Muslims are the two riders of the Pale Horse of the Apocalypse: Death and Hades (Rev. 6:7-9).

Once Sodomites control the West and Muslims control the East (both near completion), these two minions of Satan will turn against each other and conflagrate the earth, bringing the Apocalypse.

Then, the righteous will be taken to their glory in the Kingdom, and the unrighteous will be “cast into the furnace of fire, where there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth” (Matt. 13:42)."

(And that, my friends, is your "***headdesk***" moment of the day.)


Now over to the Palm Beach Sun-Sentinel:

"-Shades of 2008. It is almost classic how similar the situation is! A WEAK republican candidate for president of the United States is in trouble in the polls. He's sinking, and he knows that he cannot do anything about it. He needs a spark- His campaign needs a catalyst. He makes the decision to go radical- He picks an outsider with little experience but a big mouth.....
And we all know how THAT one turned out!
The moment I heard that McCain had picked Sarah Palin as VP candidate in 2008, I knew Barack Obama had won the presidency. And last night when I read that they throught that Romney[Swiss bank accounts] was going to pick Paul Ryan...I instantly knew that it was GAME OVER!
The Democrats and Barack Obama are now going to add one more MAJOR demographic to the pile that they already basically own: Senior citizens. Paul Ryan wants to GUT medicare, and all they have to do is point this out to the public. Since over 90% of seniors vote in EVERY election....this choice for VP is about 50 more nails in the Romney campaign's coffin....."

"WHAT A BEAUTIFUL IS TO RECEIVE THE ADVERTISING BY MAIL EVERY SINGLE DAY AND SEE THE BACKGROUNDS OF ALL THOSE RUNNERS FOR ELECTED POSITIONS....FROM THE LOWERS TO THE HIGHER ARE SPECIAL IN SOME WAYS,THEY SEEM TO BE EGOCENTRICS, THEY ARE THE BEST PEOPLE,THE BEST PARENTS,THE BEST FRIENDS THE BEST HUSBANDS THE BEST IN EVERYTHING,AT THE SAME TIME THEY ATTEND TO EVERY WORSHIP AND THEY ARE DOING THEIR BEST TO MAKE THIS COUNTRY THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.BESIDE THEY NEVER EVER HAVE HAD ANY TROUBLE AT LAW,NO EVEN A TRAFFICS TICKET.ALL OF THEM ASSURED ME THEY ARE MY BEST FRIEND , PALS AND ALL OF THEM PROMISE MY TO DO ALL THE POSSIBLE THINGS FOR A BETTER LIVE FOR ME
NOW I AM THE MOST HAPPY AMERICAN CITIZEN COUNTING ON AL THOSE NEW FRIENDS THAT THE ONLY THING THEY ARE LOOKING FROM MY IS MY VOTE ,IT MAKES MY A VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE.AT LEAST THEY SEND TO ME GREETINGS IN THE VOTING SEASON. I APPRECIATE IT. I THANK TO GOD BECAUSE ALL THE CANDIDATES ARE TELLING ME THE TRUE"

"Republican agenda revealed -
If the presidency is won then the plundering and pillaging of the middle class will continue. Rob from the poor to give to the rich.
If the presidency is lost then John "Boner" (Speaker of the House) will continue on his evil mission to play games and tie up congress so that nothing gets accomplished, and force the American people to vote Republican if they want things to get moving again. But it will just be back to the same old BS that got us in this mess in the first place."

"Rubio wanted to work with dems - wrong move if you are a "Tea Partier" whatever that means"

"to all of those believing that Romney paid no tax.... he I am sure is going to display all of his checks to the IRS he wrote for estimated Federal tax quarterly payments. Just to shut all the liars up. No high figure income earner goes without scrutiny by the IRS.... I am sure he took every possible deduction allowed by law. What is wrong with thst... ???Poor folks get deductions for earned income tax credit, dependents, etc. Many times the IRS actually pays low earners instead of low earners paying taxes."


How indicative this is of how Florida will go in November, I have no idea. Either seniors, near-seniors, or those who figure on living long enough to become seniors someday are dumber than I thought, or else the wingnuts are just more likely to take the internet class at the local library. The Miami Herald has some polling numbers from America's Dick and in a state where Obama should be trouncing Romney by double digits, the numbers aren't all that impressive -- yet. We'll have to see how it looks after William Saletan's orgasm is finished and Mark Halperin gets medical attention and the thrill leaves Chris Matthews' leg and the media that actual people watch start looking more closely at Ryan's actual positions.

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Saturday, August 11, 2012

Saturday Big Blue Smurf Blogging: What They Said
Posted by Jill | 9:04 PM
Today's honoree: Charlie Pierce, who could be named ANY day, but today in particular he's in rare form, as he introduces us to Paul Ryan: Murderer of Opportunity, Political Coward, Candidate for Vice President of the United States

Money quotes:
Willard has recaptured a good portion of the elite political media, which has been crushing on Ryan's "courage" to take on the "tough choices" — none of which, it should be pointed out, likely will affect Ryan, who's already got himself an education out of the social safety net he now intends to shred, and certainly will never affect the haircut at the top of the ticket, or his great-grandchildren, for all that — and the coverage of the pick in the middle of the night showed that many of our finer chattering heads are already practicing tying the stem of the cherry with their tongues in preparation for covering the new Republican ticket.

He does not have the raw balls to explain to the country that, no, he does not believe in government — not the federal government, anyway, and not as it was originally conceived, as the fundamental expression of a political commonwealth. He's grandfathered his plan to chloroform Medicare so that, despite the deficit that he considers such an urgent problem, nobody alive today who might vote against him will be affected by it. For the same reason, he will not specify the cuts that he will make or the tax "loopholes" —coughMortgageInterestDeductioncough — that he will close. In any way that will come to matter to the people whose lives his policies will make harder and more miserable, Paul Ryan is still the high-school kid living off Social Security survivor benefits and reading Ayn Rand by flashlight under the sheets. Instead, he's a guy pretending to be something he's not, and doing so back in Janesville in a very swell Georgian mansion, which just happens to be listed on the National Register of Historic Places.


I'd lay in a supply of popcorn to watch it all go to shit when the Kochs and Sheldon Adelson succeed in putting this demonic pair into the White House, if I wasn't going to be living in an 11-year-old Civic like everyone else who isn't a billionaire.

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Yes, let's choose for VP a man who doesn't know that Atlas Shrugged is a novel
Posted by Jill | 7:49 AM


Rick Scott had better get cracking on that disenfranchisement, because this pick may very well just have delivered Florida to Obama.

Read all about the Randian Ghoul Who Would Be VP here. Or a short summary here.

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Even King Bill of Bon Temps, Louisiana is more accessible than this
Posted by Jill | 5:54 AM



In the mythical creature-land of Bon Temps, Louisiana as set out in the HBO series True Blood, there are hard and fast rules for vampires. Vampires can't enter a human's home without being invited. Vampires are subject to the laws set forth by their sheriffs, who in turn owe allegiance to their king or queen. You have to do some pretty badass stuff to become a vampire king or queen, such as vanquishing an all-powerful Evan Rachel Wood so she can go off and play Kate Winslet's viper of a daughter in Mildred Pierce. But as badass as vampires in leadership roles are in this fictional universe, they're one hell of a lot more accessible to their subjects than Paul Ryan is:
In what appears to be an effort to avoid the free-for-all town halls that have plagued recent contentious congressional recesses, Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) and other Republican members of Congress have chosen to charge admission to their home-district appearances.

Ryan will speak September 6 to the Whitnall Park Rotary Club in Greenfield, Wisc. Admission to the event is $15 per person and includes lunch.

Ryan has no free public town hall appearances scheduled during the recess.

The last time he held a free town hall, in Milton, Wisc. in April, Ryan was booed while trying to explain his proposal for the federal budget, which included drastic cuts to entitlement and benefit programs. Other Republicans around the country were on the receiving end of similar heat from their constituents. Ryan even had police remove one heckler from a town hall event in Racine, Wisc.

Considering the backlash that Ryan, the chairman of the Budget Committee, faced for proposed financial legislation this spring, it's no surprise to some that he is avoiding open public events during the continued turmoil of the debt ceiling crisis.

Yes, folks, this isn't Bon Temps. When a Congressman faces a high level of public outrage at his legislative proposals, he doesn't have to listen anymore. All he has to do is charge admission to make sure that only those who agree with him are allowed in his presence.

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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Next!
Posted by Jill | 7:11 PM
Now that Rick Perry has only been running for President for 72 hours and has already accused Fed Chair Ben Bernanke of treason and said he could expect some bodily harm if he ever went to Texas, the Money Guys of the Republican Party appear to be already looking out for an alternative to The Mormon, The Beard, and The Cowboy.

The latest name to be floated? This guy:



Yessirree, the Undead Austerity wunderkind himself:

Bill Bennett, from somewhere in the West, e-mailed me: “There are many talented candidates in the race already, but there is always room for a man of Paul Ryan’s intellectual depth, temperament, talent, and conviction.” Bennett and Ryan go way back. In a piece in the Weekly Standard from January, Fred Barnes recounted:


Ryan came to Washington after graduating from Miami of Ohio in 1992 to work for Republican senator Robert Kasten of Wisconsin. When Kasten lost later that year, he recommended Ryan to [the late Jack] Kemp. As Kemp’s assistant, Ryan met the intellectual leaders of supply-side economics, including Larry Kudlow, Art Laffer, Alan Reynolds, and Jude Wanniski. He sounds starstruck in talking about them today.

Bennett says Ryan hasn’t changed. “He was the exact same person then, only younger.” Bennett remembers Ryan asking him, “Dr. Bennett, I’m thinking about running for Congress. Does this pass the laugh test?” Bennett thought it did. Ryan, elected in 1998, still addresses Bennett as “Dr. Bennett.”

It sounds like Dr. Bennett is prescribing a presidential run. Whether Ryan will oblige remains to be seen. But Bennett is on to something: There is still an opening in the field for a conservative Republican with smarts and a broad electoral reach, especially one who has already successfully engaged the president. For those who think President Obama can be beaten on his policies not by personal quips, Ryan remains an attractive figure.


I don't know about you, but if I'm going to vote for a Creature of the Night, it's going to be this one:




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