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Saturday, May 23, 2009

Maybe the fact that Americans can't read isn't such a bad thing after all
Posted by Jill | 5:33 AM
Exhibit A.

Because after all, it was Jesus himself who founded this country. You just can't see his signature on the Declaration of Independence because he was such a humble man.

More snark and a tip o' the hat here.

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Blogger Bob said...
Thomas Nelson will sell a lot of bonded leather copies of that book at $60. Revisionist Christianity & American history, mixed together in one awful package. So many other, better narratives are easily obtained that don't manipulate fact to fit the Bible. But hey, this one book has ALL you need to know, folks. How do I know? The Bible tells me so.