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Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Top 10 George Zimmerman Excuses for Speeding
     Earlier today, George Zimmerman, the Sanford, Florida man found not guilty in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin two and a half weeks ago, was pulled over in North Texas for speeding. In the Ford pickup he was driving was a gun. When asked by Texas law enforcement officers where he was going in such a hurry, Zimmerman reportedly replied, "Nowhere in particular" then asked the deputy if he recognized him from television. Zimmerman was eventually sent on his way with just a verbal warning. But that was just the first thing Mr. Zimmerman said to the officers when asked where he was going. What were the others?

  • 1) "I'm chasing after a black pedestrian and I'm in fear of my life."
  • 2) "I got a report a Dunkin' Donuts in Forney was on fire. I'm surprised you're not already there."
  • 3) "Damn Google maps. Can you tell me where Pulaski, Tennessee is?"
  • 4) "Seriously, you don't recognize me? OK, imagine me 200 pounds lighter and wearing orange. That ring a bell, now?"
  • 5) "How do you like my new bumper sticker? It reads, I Shot Your Honor Roll Student."
  • 6) "You better let me go now or Commissioner Gordon will hear about this."
  • 7) "What's with the gun? I'm a takeout delivery driver for Smith and Wesson and I'm on my way to Ted Nugent's house."
  • 8) "I'm making a home video version of The Hitcher."
  • 9) "A verbal warning? Wow, thanks! I guess assholes really do get away!"
  • 10) "You're Jewish, aren't you?"
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    Anonymous The Editors said...
    Damn, that was funny! President Stein must be roaring with laughter.