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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

I guess this is what "unseriousness" about fighting terrorism looks like
Posted by Jill | 5:18 AM
Gee, what do we have so far in the last few weeks....first we had the would-be "Christmas Day Bomber" talking to the FBI without even being tortured. Then about two weeks ago we had the capture of the Taliban's top military commander. Now Mullah Abdul Kabir, a leading Taliban military commander in eastern Afghanistan has been captured in Pakistan. And oh yeah...Najibullah Zazi, accused of plotting to bomb the New York City subway system? He's pleaded guilty. In civilian court. Without being waterboarded.

Oy. It's enough to put a torture advocate in the hospital with chest pains, I tell ya.

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Sunday, December 13, 2009

B@B to Larry Summers: You Are A Fucking Idiot
Posted by Jill | 2:03 PM
Now we know that the Obama White House methodology is to close their eyes and say "I DO believe in fairies. I DO I DO I DO!!!"
Later, host George Stephanopoulos told Summers, "President Obama is calling in the heads of some of the country's biggest banks tomorrow to try to get them to lend more to small businesses and consumers, and that seems to be a big failing so far."

Summers defended Obama's attempts to persuade banks to increase lending. "The country did incredible things for the banking industry. Those things had to be done to save the economy, but no major bank would be intact, in a position to pay bonuses, if that extraordinary support had not been provided. The bankers need to recognize that. They need to recognize that they've got obligations to the country after all that's been done for them, and there is a lot more they can do, and President Obama is going to be talking with them about what they can do to support enhanced lending to customers across the country. We were there for them. And the banks need to do everything they can to be sure they're there for customers across this country."

Don't sit up late waiting for that to happen, Larry. You don't want to be drowsy at work tomorrow as you continue to fiddle while the middle class burns.

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Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Harold and Kumar Go to the White House
Posted by Jill | 7:27 PM
Well, Kumar does anyway.

This is a big gooey hot awesome sundae with extra whipped awesomeness: Kal Penn, the scatalogical-but-charming Kumar of the recent classic stoner flicks, has scored a White House gig:
New Jersey-born actor Kal Penn, who played a stoner Guantanamo Bay escapee in the movies and a doctor on TV's "House," has scored a job in the White House. Way to go, dude!

Penn, 31, will become associate director in the White House Office of Public Liaison, administration officials confirmed Tuesday. The Indian-American film star will be an emissary to the Asian-American and Pacific Islander communities, along with arts and entertainment groups.

Penn campaigned extensively throughout the country for President Obama last year and was a hit on college campuses.

In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Penn explained why he decided to leave "House." His character inexplicably committed suicide in an episode that aired Monday night.

"I was incredibly honored a couple of months ago to get the opportunity to go work in the White House," Penn explained. "I got to know the President and some of the staff during the campaign and had expressed interest in working there."

Penn described the office as the "front door" of the White House, saying he'll be responsible for doing outreach with the American public.

"They take out all of the red tape that falls between the general public and the White House," he said. "It's similar to what I was doing on the campaign."


If you're not an aficionado of the Harold and Kumar movies, and you haven't seen Penn's range as the title character in the terrific The Namesake...



...it may be difficult to realize just what a brilliant move this is by the Obama White House.

Oh, sure, this clip:



is going to be in heavy rotation on cable news channels, but so what? Penn is telegenic, has a huge young fan base, is charming as all getout, and is a graduate student at Stanford, studying international security. This isn't some bubbleheaded Hollywood himbo. He's got looks, brains, and charisma. It's certainly a lightweight job, as Washington jobs go, but it's high profile and the appointment helps keep the youth vote in the fold.

Absolutely a brilliant move.

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Monday, March 02, 2009

And some good news, for a change
Posted by Jill | 7:56 AM
This morning the lead stories on the major networks' morning shows were as follows: CBS' The Early Show has an exclusive interview with the frighteningly Botoxed Vicki Iseman, who mysteriously disappeared last year after the New York Times published a report indicating that her relationship with John McCain was at the very least "inappropriate." Considering that McCain lost and everyone's forgotten about her, her reappearance at this time is baffling. Meanwhile, Today is leading with the vitally important story about Caylee Anthony's mother, and Good Morning America leads with whether Rhianna and Chris Brown are still together.

And you wonder why Not-Joe Not-a-Plumber is a Republican hero?

Meanwhile, CNN still has Rush Limbaugh's unhinged rant from CPAC in heavy rotation, and Pat Buchanan's head is exploding over on Morning Schmeggegge about Barack Obama's declared war on conservatism.

But amidst all the lunacy is a tidbit of good news, brought to us via Blue Girl:
(Washington, DC) The Vice President today commended the new owners of Republic Windows and Doors, a Chicago window manufacturing plant that was shuttered late last year, resulting in the lay-off of its 250 union workers. Republic was purchased in bankruptcy court last week by Serious Materials, a California-based company that makes energy efficient windows. Serious Materials has announced plans to reopen the Republic factory and to eventually rehire all 250 of its laid-off workers at their former pay levels. Serious Materials said it purchased Republic because the Recovery Act will increase demand for its products.

"The reopening of this factory and the rehiring of these workers provide an excellent example of how the money in the Recovery Act is targeted to spur job creation quickly," said Vice President Biden. "These workers will not only earn a paycheck again; they will go back to work creating products that will benefit America's long-term economic future."

At the request of President Obama, Vice President Biden is overseeing the implementation of the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, working with federal, state and local officials to ensure that money moves quickly and is spent appropriately so that the President's goal of saving or creating 3.5 million jobs is achieved.

"When Republic shut its doors in December, the jobs Illinois lost were not only good paying jobs, they were good for the environment too," said Senator Durbin. "Those are the very jobs we need to preserve in order to put our economy back on track. The economic recovery package has recreated a market for energy efficient materials that virtually disappeared as our economic crisis deepened. With $16 billion available for weatherization programs, companies like Republic will be able to reopen their doors and put people back to work."

Last Friday the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development and the U.S. Department of Energy announced an historic partnership to streamline and better coordinate federal weatherization efforts to make it much easier for families to weatherize their homes and spur a new home energy efficiency industry that could create tens of thousands of jobs.

HUD and DOE have created a high level interagency task force to coordinate home weatherization efforts under the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, and to leverage those funds to build a home energy efficiency industry in the U.S. that will: create or retain tens of thousands of jobs, lower energy costs of vulnerable low-income households, and reduce greenhouse gas emissions. HUD and DOE will allocate $16 billion in economic recovery funds to retrofit existing homes.


If this is what war against conservatism looks like, I say bring it.

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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

We Will Not Be Ignored
Posted by Jill | 9:54 PM
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Sunday, February 15, 2009

David Axelrod's finely honed horsepuckey detector
Posted by Jill | 11:15 AM
Axelrod is really, really good:




David Gregory tried mightily to bully Axelrod into curling up into a fetal position in the corner, with his "would you concede...." and "...wouldn't you agree..." nonsense, only to have Axelrod brush off this standard Press the Meat boilerplate as if he were swatting flies, taking charge of the conversation to get the Administration's points across.

Nice work, David.

This is becoming a pattern, and a good one. Axelrod is never anything but unfailingly polite to his interviewer, but he clearly does not suffer fools gladly. Like his boss, he manages to slough off the kind of Washington boilerplate dished out by the punditocracy (so masterfully skewered by Frank Rich today) and just go about his business. He did it on CNN a few days ago and he did it on NBC today.

At least so far it seems to be working. People are recognizing that the very same people who are playing Gotcha with Axelrod and President Obama, demanding "bipartisanship" that means "Do what the Republicans want" are the ones who were lauding George W. Bush in his flight suit and passing along bogus terrorist threats, including the one that said Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction. Perhaps they've realized out in the hinterlands that these people don't know jack and are not worth listening to.

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Friday, January 23, 2009

A giant "Eff You" to bumblin' John Roberts
Posted by Jill | 5:15 AM
Yesterday Congress struck a blow against pay discrimination, undoing a pet cause of the Bush Administration -- and of the Roberts court -- by passing the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act:
The Senate approved landmark worker rights legislation Thursday that will make it easier for those who think they have endured pay discrimination to seek legal help. The vote was 61-36.

The House approved a similar measure Jan. 9, three days after the 111th Congress convened. Because the Senate made modest changes in the House version, the House must pass it again. Once it does, as is assured, this will be one of the first bills that President Barack Obama signs into law.

This culminates a two-year effort, mostly by Democrats, that made one-time tire plant supervisor Lilly Ledbetter a civil rights icon and a political star.

The legislation overrides a May 2007 Supreme Court ruling that Ledbetter, a Goodyear Tire and Rubber Co. employee in Gadsden, Ala., couldn’t sue her employer for pay discrimination because she didn’t file suit within 180 days of the alleged discriminatory act.

“It set us back 40 years in our fight for equal opportunity in the workplace,” said Sen. Patty Murray, D-Wash.

Ledbetter roamed the Capitol’s halls Thursday, explaining to lawmakers and reporters that she was unaware of the pay disparity during most of the 19 years she worked at Goodyear.

“Pay levels were a big secret,” she said, “but an anonymous person left a note in my mailbox at work one day, comparing my pay to that of three male managers — and that’s when I knew I’d been the victim of pay discrimination.”


This isn't a difficult-to-define case of trying to assess work of equal value; this is a case of a woman being paid significantly less for doing THE SAME JOB as men. The insult in the law that was upheld in the Ledbetter decision was that it was somehow incumbent on the worker to try to dig out the pay scales and find out what everyone else was making within the first 180 days of being hired, and that if you didn't immediately start out in an adversarial position with a new employer, it was tough noogies for you.

For the record, the Republicans who crossed over were Susan Collins, Olympia Snowe, Kay Bailey Hutchison, and Arlen Specter. No male Republicans other than Specter voted for this bill, and no Democrats crossed to the Dark Side, which means that all but one of the thirty-five Republican men in the Senate believes that paying women less than men for EXACTLY THE SAME JOB is perfectly OK. I wonder, then, how they expect these women to feed the babies that Republicans want to force them to have?

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Tuesday, December 02, 2008

I wonder how they can still say this with a straight face
Posted by Jill | 5:42 AM
It's easy to understand how those who have missed trashing a presidential administration on the front page during the seven years of near-constant fellation of the Faux Flyboy George W. Bush and his Magic Codpiece. But the double-your-pleasure nominations of Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State and Eric Holder as Attorney General mean the good old days of Clinton Derangement Syndrome are back.

In the New York Times today (well-known for flogging Whitewater when no one else was, even though there was no there there), Eric Lichtblau and David Johnston examine Holder's role in the Marc Rich pardon.

I've never really understood what the obsession with this particular pardon was. I think much of it had to do with speculation that Bill Clinton was nailing Rich's ex-wife and that it was a case of making decisions with the infamous and all-powerful Clenis™. After all, sex sells, and God knows Bill Clinton gave the media enough fodder. Marc Rich is certainly a Bad Guy, but when you think about the kinds of shenanigans the current Administration has pulled, and the number of Republicans who have fallen in disgrace over the last four years, and the way Senate Republicans violated long-standing protocol to give convicted-on-seven-counts felon Ted Stevens a standing ovation just a few weeks ago, the continued vapors over Marc Rich seem a bit disingenuous:
By all accounts, Mr. Holder’s role in the affair represents the biggest misstep of his career, and Mr. Obama’s aides focused on the issue before Mr. Holder was selected. Republicans on the Senate Judiciary Committee were consulted to gauge whether the pardon would prove an insurmountable hurdle.

Some Republicans in Congress are eager to revisit the Rich pardon, which was investigated at length in 2001 both by Congress and by a grand jury amid a public clamor that was fueled by hefty donations that Mr. Rich’s former wife had made to Mr. Clinton’s presidential library and to Democratic causes. Critics of the pardon also seized on reports from American intelligence officials that Mr. Rich’s oil-and-commodities company had done business with Iran, Iraq and other so-called rogue states.

“Marc Rich was a fugitive for nearly two decades, wanted by the federal government for fraud and tax evasion,” Representative Lamar Smith of Texas, the ranking Republican on the House Judiciary Committee, said Monday after the nomination was announced. Referring to Mr. Holder’s actions, Mr. Smith added, “If a Republican official had engaged in this kind of activity, he would never receive Senate confirmation.”


Oh. My. God. Rich's company had done business with Iraq and Iran. Mr. Smith, I'd like to introduce you to Dick Cheney. You know, the scowling Angel of Death who crawls out of his bunker to show up there in the Senate every now and then?

On the one hand, one could wonder why Barack Obama was willing to open this door again and provide both the Republicans and the frothing mad dogs of the media with this kind of Clintonian obsession point this early in the game. But Obama has shown during the campaign that while Maureen Dowd may think of him as "Obambi", he is nobody's pushover, and he he made that clear yesterday:
.. I assembled this team because I'm a strong believer in strong personalities and strong opinions. I think that's how the best decisions are made. One of the dangers in a White House, based on my reading of history, is that you get wrapped up in groupthink and everybody agrees with everything and there's no discussion and there are no dissenting views. So I'm going to be welcoming a vigorous debate inside the White House.

But understand, I will be setting policy as president. I will be responsible for the vision that this team carries out, and I expect them to implement that vision once decisions are made.


It's almost enough to make me think that the Holder hearings might be worth watching, because everyone is expecting the kind of groveling, Renfield-like smarminess that has become the trademark of Democratic dealings with Republicans. It's my hope, at least, that Holder has the stones to put this "Buh..buh...but CLINTON!!!" crap to rest once and for all.

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