could dismiss Willard Romney, the world's most accepted, if not loved,
sociopath, as the Retroactive Republican. But that would be to sell Mitt
Romney short. Mitt has worn different hats in his fabulously rich life:
Pro-war activist who dodged the Vietnam draft
so he could live in luxury in a palace in Paris.
vulture capitalist whose company nonetheless invested in another company that disposed of aborted fetuses
Telling Detroit it could go bankrupt
before taking credit
for the auto bailout.
Telling Ohio he'd save jobs
from going to China that the auto industry already secured
and expanded for American auto workers while Bain Capital sends 170 US auto maker jobs to China
Singing "America the Beautiful" to packed rallies.
Saying he "believes in America
" while keeping the bulk of his quarter billion dollar fortune in seven offshore tax havens
while lambasting companies
for using offshore tax havens and using the Mormon Church while cheating them
to dodge more taxes.
He's the new Danny Kaye, starring in "The Life of Willard Mittie."