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Friday, September 30, 2011

Hell, I'm willing to destroy a once-great company for a THIRD of that.
Posted by Jill | 6:28 AM
A week ago I wrote about how the crony boardroom appointment of the loathsome Meg Whitman to the CEO chair at Hewlett-Packard demonstrates everything that's wrong with American corporations and their business practice of being of the Board of Directors, by the Board of Directors, and for the Board of Directors.

But that picture wasn't quite complete. Now it is (NYT link):
Just last week, Léo Apotheker was shown the door after a tumultuous 11-month run atop Hewlett-Packard. His reward? $13.2 million in cash and stock severance, in addition to a sign-on package worth about $10 million, according to a corporate filing on Thursday.


But Apotheker isn't the only one cashing out big-time after doing a shitty job:
At the end of August, Robert P. Kelly was handed severance worth $17.2 million in cash and stock when he was ousted as chief executive of Bank of New York Mellon after clashing with board members and senior managers. A few days later, Carol A. Bartz took home nearly $10 million from Yahoo after being fired from the troubled search giant.

A hallmark of the gilded era of just a few short years ago, the eye-popping severance package continues to thrive in spite of the measures put in place in the wake of the financial crisis to crack down on excessive pay.

Critics have long complained about outsize compensation packages that dwarf ordinary workers’ paychecks, but they voice particular ire over pay-for-failure. Much of Wall Street and corporate America has shifted a bigger portion of pay into longer-term stock awards and established policies to claw back bonuses. And while fuller disclosure of exit packages several years ago has helped ratchet down the size of the biggest severance deals, efforts by shareholders and regulators to further restrict payouts have had less success.

“We repeatedly see companies’ assets go out the door to reward failure,” said Scott Zdrazil, the director of corporate governance for Amalgamated Bank’s $11 billion Longview Fund, a labor-affiliated investment fund that sought to tighten the restrictions on severance plans at three oil companies last year. “Investors are frustrated that boards haven’t prevented such windfalls.”


Investors are chumps too, just like the rest of us. They think that because they own stock, that the meme about "maximizing shareholder value" applies to their holdings. The only shareholders that matter to these boards are themselves.

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Anonymous xulon said...
At the company I work for, flailing as it is with a $0.05/share stock price (down from $1587.00 six years ago), The board just voted themselves a 15% pay increase saying it is not a raise because their stock options have not performed well. Seriously? The point of stock options is to reward good decisions which result in higher stock price. They are not entitlements which you can raid the company for under performance. Exactly you caused the under performance.
9/30/11, 5:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Now, all of the efficient markets bullshit is totally repudiated.

No if, ands or doubts about it.

PS for $100,000 per year with no benefits, I can outsource every one of their executive jobs to India and get better results.
10/1/11, 8:53 AM  
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