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Monday, December 24, 2012

Caption Contest: Xmas Edition
        Not included in Clement Moore's poem was the Christmas that Santa's pipe ignited over Finland when all eight reindeer farted at once.

        (Picture courtesy of faithful and loyal reader Stan Banos at the photo blog Reciprocity Failure.)

        Like your head server, Jill Hussein, who has her hands full with family and sundry and assorted holiday madness, yours truly doesn't have much time aside from a half-assed caption. But I'd be remiss in my responsibilities if I didn't take the time to wish you all a safe and happy holiday season.
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Blogger Jimbo said...
Most definitely, a Happy Holidays to you too Brilliant from this fan!

Blogger casey said...
Hello jurassicpork,

I'll take a stab at it.

Santa the Eco-terrorist caught "red-handed" polluting Finland.

When interviewed by Faux Snooze he stated that Finland was a "bad country" and it was less harmful then dropping coal on the nation.