Not included in Clement Moore's poem was the Christmas that Santa's
pipe ignited over Finland when all eight reindeer farted at once.
(Picture courtesy of faithful and loyal reader Stan Banos at the photo blog Reciprocity Failure
Like your head server, Jill Hussein, who has her hands full with family and sundry and assorted holiday madness, yours truly doesn't have much time aside from a half-assed caption. But I'd be remiss in my responsibilities if I didn't take the time to wish you all a safe and happy holiday season.