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Thursday, August 19, 2010

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves
Posted by Jill | 8:25 PM
Note where the purveyor of literally rotten eggs is located (emphasis and linkitude mine):
Hundreds of people have been sickened in a salmonella outbreak linked to eggs in four states and possibly more, health officials said Wednesday as a company dramatically expanded a recall to 380 million eggs.

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Initially, 228 million eggs, or the equivalent of 19 million dozen-egg cartons, were recalled by the Wright County Egg company of Galt, Iowa, but that number was increased to nearly 32 million dozen-egg cartons.


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2 Comments:
Blogger Bartender Cabbie said...
you should do stand up

Blogger D. said...
This is a perfect time for small government/libertarian types to start calling for less government regulation of food, right? Seeing as how this would never happen in Libertarian Paradise.

I can't hear them!