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Monday, December 10, 2007

That didn't take long
Posted by Jill | 4:21 PM
No sooner did Les Moonves announce that some of Showtime's successful original series may be used to plug up writers' strike-paralyzed shows on CBS (a perfectly hideous idea, if you ask me) than the Parents Television Council weighed in:

"CBS' plan is purely based on corporate greed, not what's good for families or in the public interest," said PTC President Tim Winter. "These Showtime programs contain some of the most explicit content on television, period. Yet CBS has no qualms about putting shows that make heroes of serial killers and revel in sick, graphic violence or those that condone drug use and glorify drug dealers in front of millions of children and families on broadcast television. Despite that CBS and Viacom are now 'separate,' CBS is funneling in super-raunchy Viacom-owned premium cable content onto the CBS broadcast network ... It is also another powerful example of why the rules concerning media consolidation must not be loosened."

[Note: Showtime is actually a wholly owned subsidy of CBS Corp., not Viacom. The PTC caught its error and sent a corrected release].

CBS President and CEO Les Moonves mentioned the plan at the UBS Global Media & Communications Conference in New York on Tuesday. He noted that Showtime's serial killer drama "Dexter" was considered a likely contender to lead the charge because the show fits CBS's crime-drama brand (except, of course, that CBS's crime protagonists tend to arrest murderers rather than dismember them).

"Dexter" is winning raves and breaking Showtime ratings records for its current second season. Though the crime drama has pitch black humor and is sporadically gory in a "'CSI'-gone-wild" kind of way, it likely has never been described as "super raunchy."


When I first read about this dumbass idea, it sounded like Moonves was talking about a wholesale move of Dexter to CBS, which would result in travesties like Erik King's ferocious Sgt. Doakes referring to Michael C. Hall's eponymous Dexter Morgan as "you muthaflipper".

I hate to agree with an outfit like the PTC, but in this case I have to: Dexter is just not network television fare; I don't care how much you cut it....so to speak....any more than The Sopranos is. These shows that deal with dark, deeply psychological themes don't belong on broadcast television. They are paced as cable series, written for cable, plotted for cable, and directed for cable. To "clean up" Dexter or The Tudors enough for network TV is to make them unwatchable -- and to give the religious police more ammunition to turn the airwaves even more into conduits for the kind of thin gruel dished out in the so-called "family viewing time."

I for one can't watch The Sopranos on A&E any more than I can watch Goodfellas on AMC. Gangsters curse. Cops curse. They don't say "darn" and "drat" and "flippin'" and "freakin'" and "dog". They say "damn" and "shit" and "motherfucker" and "douche."

And isn't it interesting that adult sexuality isn't regarded as suitable for network viewing, but a serial killer, however appealing and antiheroish he is; and a king who gets rid of wives who don't produce sons for him by any means necessary and beheads or banishes anyone who stands in his way, are perfectly OK.

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Blogger Unknown said...
Your post reminds me of a skit that MadTV did in regards to how much you would actually see of the Sopranos if they actually censored out ALL the sex and violence and foul language...it was less than 3 minutes long. I love love love Dexter, but even with the best editing, it would be a 15 min show with some heartfelt moments between Dex and the kids and some warm moments between he and Rita...they might show a tarp with some blood...cut to commercial...the end. I almost drowned my laptop when I read your "muthaflipper" comment (priceless...and true). Leave Dex alone...he's got enough problems between now and next weekend!

Blogger Distributorcap said...
when you show janet jackson nipple --- the FCC fines you billion$

but if you happen to kill JJ -- well that is ok for family fare

what a world

ps -- dexter is a great show --- it will be so mangled on broadcast television why bother? just like sex and the city

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I have always found it interesting that in Europe, where gun crime is not [or hasn't been until very, very recently] an issue, you can watch full frontal nudity and quite explicit sex on evening TV [supposedly while the kids might be watching!] but no one gets shot, raped, or mauled [ie, no blood!] until after 10PM. I'm not aware that Europe has a higher level of sexual violence or unwed motherhood than the US or other more restrictive countries.
On the other hand, the kiddies in the US can watch multiple shootings, maulings, and general gore before [supposedly] going to bed at 10 when the "adults" can then watch the sex. And we wonder why the US has so much gun crime -- and teenage sex [abuse]!!!
I'm definitely missing something! Or just don't get out enough!!!

Ted

Blogger Jayhawk said...
I'm not sure how it would be any worse than the gratuitous gore that is wallowed in on the CSI shows. I like the actors in those shows, but I quit watching them long ago because they are mostly nothing more than showcases for blood and guts. Somebody really, really sick is producing those things.

Blogger Melina said...
But, imagine if they made Big Love a network show....that could be good....and easy to cut around the more graphic sex scenes!

Blogger jurassicpork said...
Dexter's a sick, sick show. It belongs on Showtime. It could never possibly fit in with either CBS or any other dinosaur network. It's too independent, too cutting-edge.