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Tuesday, October 09, 2007

The new qualifications for the Republican nominee
Posted by Jill | 10:31 AM
...from Roger Simon at Politico:

All he has to do is not fall asleep.

All he has to do is not throw up.

All he has to do is not drool.


If Fred Thompson does none of these, the pundits say he wins the debate tonight. Even though he knows nothing about the Terri Schaivo case, thinks the Soviet Union still exists, and insists that Saddam Hussein "clearly had weapons of mass destruction".

Republicans sure do like their tough-talking Big Manly Idiots, don't they?

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