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Sunday, April 30, 2006

Thanking Stephen Colbert
Posted by Jill | 8:45 PM
ShakesSis has kindly posted the address where you can send Stephen Colbert a nice snail-mail thank you note:

Stephen Colbert
c/o Comedy Central
1775 Broadway
New York, NY 10019

I myself am prepared to go one better and send a gift.

Some suggestions:

For flowers, try ProFlowers. Use the code "RACHEL" and let them think you heard about it on the Rachel Maddow show.

For cookie gifts, I swear by Cheryl's Cookies. Their stuff is delicious and they ship fast.

Remember the photo of Helen Thomas with all the roses? Let's similarly surround Stephen Colbert with tokens of our appreciation. After all, he and Helen are buds.

UPDATE: You knew someone was going to do it. Add your thanks to Stephen Colbert here.
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It's only April, and Stephen Colbert has already wrapped up the #1 spot on my Brilliant for 2006 list
Posted by Jill | 8:46 AM
Oh. My. God.

I'm speechless. Just speechless. Good thing Stephen Colbert wasn't speechless at the White House Correspondents' dinner, because this is the most priceless piece of video you will ever watch for the rest of your life.

Just go watch it. It will fill your heart with joy. Note especially how Colbert gets snubbed by Pickles at the end.

The hell with Clapton. Stephen Colbert IS God. He pwn3d those bitchez but good.

Of course, after a performance like this, which in 15 minutes completely skewered the entire last five years in Washington, he'd better be careful. At the very least, he'd better make sure not to fudge anything on his taxes. Oh yeah, and Stephen? Check for little boxes attached to your phone line.

UPDATE. All of Reality-based Blogtopia is equally awestruck.
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We have allowed George W. Bush to appoint himself King
Posted by Jill | 8:34 AM
Not a shot was fired, not a law was changed -- and yet we no longer have a President, we have a king -- a king who claims he need not obey any law he doesn't like:

President Bush has quietly claimed the authority to disobey more than 750 laws enacted since he took office, asserting that he has the power to set aside any statute passed by Congress when it conflicts with his interpretation of the Constitution.


Since when is George W. Bush become a Constitutional scholar? More:

Among the laws Bush said he can ignore are military rules and regulations, affirmative-action provisions, requirements that Congress be told about immigration services problems, ''whistle-blower" protections for nuclear regulatory officials, and safeguards against political interference in federally funded research.

Legal scholars say the scope and aggression of Bush's assertions that he can bypass laws represent a concerted effort to expand his power at the expense of Congress, upsetting the balance between the branches of government. The Constitution is clear in assigning to Congress the power to write the laws and to the president a duty ''to take care that the laws be faithfully executed." Bush, however, has repeatedly declared that he does not need to ''execute" a law he believes is unconstitutional.

Former administration officials contend that just because Bush reserves the right to disobey a law does not mean he is not enforcing it: In many cases, he is simply asserting his belief that a certain requirement encroaches on presidential power.

But with the disclosure of Bush's domestic spying program, in which he ignored a law requiring warrants to tap the phones of Americans, many legal specialists say Bush is hardly reluctant to bypass laws he believes he has the constitutional authority to override.

Far more than any predecessor, Bush has been aggressive about declaring his right to ignore vast swaths of laws -- many of which he says infringe on power he believes the Constitution assigns to him alone as the head of the executive branch or the commander in chief of the military.

Many legal scholars say they believe that Bush's theory about his own powers goes too far and that he is seizing for himself some of the law-making role of Congress and the Constitution-interpreting role of the courts.

Phillip Cooper, a Portland State University law professor who has studied the executive power claims Bush made during his first term, said Bush and his legal team have spent the past five years quietly working to concentrate ever more governmental power into the White House.

''There is no question that this administration has been involved in a very carefully thought-out, systematic process of expanding presidential power at the expense of the other branches of government," Cooper said. ''This is really big, very expansive, and very significant."


Every patriotic American should be appalled at this -- especially the people with the ribbon magnets on their cars and the flags in front of their homes. This is not what American presidents do. The presidency is one of three branches of government, not the final arbiter of what is and is not Constitutional. If a Democratic president had made such claims, the howling from the right would be ferocious. Instead, the right has joined in the anointment of Bush as some kind of hybrid of king and god -- in complete violation of not just the spirit, but the letter of the laws of this country.

Bush likes to say that if he can't wiretap anyone he wants to, if he can't invade any country he wants to, that the terrorists win. Well, the terrorists have already won. They have succeeded where the Soviet Union couldn't -- because they have destroyed this country not by bombs, but by fear -- a fear that a ruthless, corrupt president and his henchmen have used to turn this country into the kind of totalitarian state they claim to be fighting elsewhere.

And the American people have allowed them to do it.

Now that the United States is headed by a sociopathic man with dictatorial aims, a sense of royal entitlement, and delusions of divinity, does anyone still actually believe that he intends to leave office on January 20, 2009?
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Saturday, April 29, 2006

OK, my head really did explode this time
Posted by Jill | 10:40 PM
Yes, my head just exploded into tiny little pieces, and I have to clean them up off the floor. But first, let me show you what did it:

NYT:


U.S. Says It Fears Detainee Abuse in Repatriation

A long-running effort by the Bush administration to send home many of the terror suspects held at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, has been stymied in part because of concern among United States officials that the prisoners may not be treated humanely by their own governments, officials said.

Administration officials have said they hope eventually to transfer or release many of the roughly 490 suspects now held at Guantánamo. As of February, military officials said, the Pentagon was ready to repatriate more than 150 of the detainees once arrangements could be made with their home countries.

But those arrangements have been more difficult to broker than officials in Washington anticipated or have previously acknowledged, raising questions about how quickly the administration can meet its goal of scaling back detention operations at Guantánamo.

"The Pentagon has no plans to release any detainees in the immediate future," said a Defense Department spokesman, Lt. Cmdr. Jeffrey Gordon of the Navy. He said the negotiations with foreign governments "have proven to be a complex, time-consuming and difficult process."

The military has so far sent home 267 detainees from Guantánamo after finding that they had no further intelligence value and either posed no long-term security threat or would reliably be imprisoned or monitored by their own governments. Most of those who remain are considered more dangerous militants; many also come from nations with poor human rights records and ineffective justice systems.


Here's what has been done to these guys by our government -- the very same people expressing this "concern" now:

WaPo, December 21, 2004:

Detainees at the U.S. military prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, were shackled to the floor in fetal positions for more than 24 hours at a time, left without food and water, and allowed to defecate on themselves, an FBI agent who said he witnessed such abuse reported in a memo to supervisors, according to documents released yesterday.

In memos over a two-year period that ended in August, FBI agents and officials also said that they witnessed the use of growling dogs at Guantanamo Bay to intimidate detainees -- contrary to previous statements by senior Defense Department officials -- and that one detainee was wrapped in an Israeli flag and bombarded with loud music in an apparent attempt to soften his resistance to interrogation.

In addition, several agents contended that military interrogators impersonated FBI agents, suggesting that the ruse was aimed in part at avoiding blame for any subsequent public allegations of abuse, according to memos between FBI officials.

[snip]

Some of the FBI memos were written this year after a request from agency headquarters for firsthand accounts of abuse of detainees, officials said.

An overall theme of the documents is a chasm between the interrogation techniques followed by the FBI and the more aggressive tactics used by some military interrogators. "We know what's permissible for FBI agents but are less sure what is permissible for military interrogators," one FBI official said in a lengthy e-mail on May 22, 2004.

In another e-mail, dated Dec. 5, 2003, an agent complained about military tactics, including the alleged use of FBI impersonators. "These tactics have produced no intelligence of a threat neutralization nature to date and . . . have destroyed any chance of prosecuting this detainee," the agent wrote. "If this detainee is ever released or his story made public in any way, DOD interrogators will be not be held accountable because these torture techniques were done [by] the 'FBI' interrogators."

In another e-mail, an unidentified FBI agent describes at least three incidents involving Guantanamo detainees being chained to the floor for extended periods of time and being subjected to extreme heat, extreme cold or "extremely loud rap music."

"On a couple of occasions, I entered interview rooms to find a detainee chained hand and foot in a fetal position to the floor, with no chair, food or water," the FBI agent wrote on Aug. 2, 2004. "Most times they had urinated or defecated on themselves, and had been left there for 18 to 24 hours or more."

In one case, the agent continued, "the detainee was almost unconscious on the floor, with a pile of hair next to him. He had apparently been literally pulling his own hair out throughout the night."


One would think I'd be immune to this sort of blatant bullshit being spewed out of the mouths of Bush Administration officials by now.
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More like twentythirty-five tens of thousands
Posted by Jill | 7:08 PM
Here is what Reuters and AP calls "tens of thousands" in New York City today to protest the war:



Channel 5 Cincinnati calls this "thousands".

By Monday, the mainstream media will call this "a few dozen."

UPDATE: The organizers are estimating over 350,000 participants. Take a look at this photo that Juan Melli took at the march. Then YOU decide.
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The decider speaks on the role of government agencies
Posted by Jill | 9:20 AM
The Decider-in-Chief, actual quote from yesterday's Rose Garden press conference:

"...it's the role of the Federal Trade Commission to assure me that my inclination and instinct is right."
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Friday, April 28, 2006

Yup, those Republicans sure know how to protect the sanctity of marriage
Posted by Jill | 11:00 AM
W00t! Maybe if it's a SEX scandal, Americans will wake the hell up.

WSJ:

Federal prosecutors are investigating whether two contractors implicated in the bribery of former Rep. Randall "Duke" Cunningham supplied him with prostitutes and free use of a limousine and hotel suites, pursuing evidence that could broaden their long-running inquiry.

Besides scrutinizing the prostitution scheme for evidence that might implicate contractor Brent Wilkes, investigators are focusing on whether any other members of Congress, or their staffs, may also have used the same free services, though it isn't clear whether investigators have turned up anything to implicate others.

In recent weeks, Federal Bureau of Investigation agents have fanned out across Washington, interviewing women from escort services, potential witnesses and others who may have been involved in the arrangement. In an interview, the assistant general manager of the Watergate Hotel confirmed that federal investigators had requested, and been given, records relating to the investigation and rooms in the hotel. But he declined to disclose what the records show. A spokeswoman for Starwood Inc., Westin's parent company, said she wasn't immediately able to get information on whether the Westin Grand had been contacted by investigators.

[snip]

If investigators find that any other members of Congress or their staffs received services at so-called hospitality suites, that could help make a case that they had illegally taken action to benefit Mr. Wilkes in return for favors from him. Mr. Wilkes, his family members and his employees were heavy campaign contributors to several members of Congress. But prosecutors so far apparently haven't found any evidence that other members of Congress had been bribed.

Mr. Wade told investigators that he had knowledge only of the service being provided to Mr. Cunningham, not anyone else, and has said he doesn't know whether Mr. Wilkes may have provided prostitutes or other free entertainment to anyone besides Mr. Cunningham.

K. Lee Blalack II, Mr. Cunningham's lawyer, said, "I have no comment on that" when asked about his client's alleged use of prostitutes. Mr. Cunningham, 64 years old, currently is undergoing a routine medical evaluation at the Butner Federal Correctional Complex in North Carolina.

People close to the case said prosecutors had hoped that Mr. Wilkes, like Mr. Wade, would plead guilty and turn over information relevant to the investigation. Now that he has indicated he won't do so, prosecutors are hunting for evidence to bolster any potential case against him.

Meanwhile, prosecutors are looking at whether they can make corruption cases against other lawmakers based on Mr. Wilkes's campaign contributions to them. But lawyers expert in campaign-finance and criminal law say such cases are far more difficult to prove than those involving outright bribery. The government must show a direct "quid pro quo" that a lawmaker has taken action on a particular bill solely because of a campaign contribution.


Oh, and it gets better. Ken Silverstein at Harper's is reporting that

...those under intense scrutiny by the FBI are current and former lawmakers on Defense and Intelligence comittees—including one person who now holds a powerful intelligence post.


And as Justin Rood notes at TPM Muckraker, the one person who fits that description is CIA chief Porter Goss -- the same guy who now wants to crack down on Democrats at the CIA. Perhaps now we know why.

A REPUBLICAN sex scandal involving hookers and pay-to-play legislation? I'll tell you, it doesn't GET much better than this. It's almost enough to make me decide I like popcorn.
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The Erasure of Mark Bingham
Posted by Jill | 10:17 AM
Today is the day of the collective wingnut wargasm, as they line up in droves to see United 93, a film designed to help them get their hate on with renewed vigor.

I'm still not planning to see it, for all that the reviews have been quite good. But one wingnut in particular, a female Ann Coulter wannabe, a member of the 101st Fighting Keyboarders' Ladies Auxilliary named Debbie Schlussel, seems to think we need this film to remind us of our government's response:

has been almost five years since the terrorist attacks of 9/11, and most Americans have fallen back to sleep. They've forgotten who our enemy is: extremist Islam. They've forgotten why the Patriot Act was enacted. They've forgotten why it was necessary for the NSA to listen in on phone calls of Muslims in America to their friends overseas. They've forgotten why it is necessary that many Islamic charities allegedly funding hospitals and orphanages must be shut down (because as on 9/11, they fund acts and groups that continue to put people in hospitals and orphanages).

That's why "United 93" should be required movie viewing for all Americans who love freedom . . . while we still have it. This movie is the wake-up call that needs to be visited upon anyone who questions why our government responded the way it did when nearly 3,000 innocent Americans were murdered by Islamic terrorists.


Actually, I agree. And here is how our government responded while 3000 innocent Americans were murdered by Islamic terrorists:



In the lore surrounding that doomed flight, there used to be FOUR names etched into the public consciousness as the ringleaders of the attempt to re-take control of the plane: Jeremy Glick, Todd Beamer, Tom Burnett, and Mark Bingham.

Take a look at the "heroes of flight 93" that Schlussel has chosen to show in her blog entry on United 93.

Notice anyone missing?

Mark Bingham is nowhere to be found.

Why do YOU think Mark Bingham is omitted from the Wingnut History of 9/11?

Go read about him. Then do the math.
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GOP to Americans: Here's a bribe of two tanks of gas. Now shut the hell up.
Posted by Jill | 6:53 AM
The Greedy Old Party doesn't have a patent on lameass proposals for dealing with skyrocketing gas prices in an election year, it just seems that way:

Senate Republicans tried on Thursday to get the upper hand in the escalating political battle over high gasoline prices by proposing a $100 rebate for taxpayers and by suggesting that they might increase taxes on oil-industry profits.

The Republican proposal also called for opening the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge to oil production, a provision sure to draw opposition from many Democrats and even some Republicans.

"The American consumer is the one that needs the break today, and we need to be taking steps to make sure that they aren't emptying their wallet every time they fill their tank," said Senator John Thune, Republican of South Dakota, as the leadership unveiled its legislative response to an issue quickly taking over the Congressional agenda.


These guys have had a boner for ANWR for years, and the fact that it's going to take ten years to get anything out of there and even then there's only at best six months' supply seems not to occur to these guys, who like alcoholics, are looking to do something....anything....to get gasoline prices down.

But as I said, it isn't just Republicans who are being silly. Democrats aren't a whole lot better. Here in New Jersey, Gov. Corzine is channeling wingnut state Sen. Gerald Cardinale, who has been trumpeting the virtues of self-serve gasoline for years:

Gov. Jon Corzine said he may consider lifting a 57-year-old law that makes the state only one of two where people can't pump their own gas.

A repeal of the ban against self-service gas stations may save consumers as much as 5 cents a gallon, said state Sen. Gerald Cardinale. Lower prices would soften the impact of a gas- tax increase, which Corzine hasn't ruled out as a way to fund road and bridge work.

''It's worthy of a debate," Corzine, a Democrat who took office in January, said last week in response to questions about eliminating the self-serve ban. ''It's certainly one of those things that one might want to pair with" a gas tax increase.


Now I have no beef against self-serve gas. In fact, I often pump my own even at my local corner station; mostly because the very nice man who owns it and who does the mechanical work on my Civic, is perennially short-handed at his very busy station. He knows I used to work weekends at a gas station in my 20's, he knows I live in the neighborhood and won't pump and run, and he knows I know what I'm doing. But I recently drove to North Carolina, and at every station I stopped at along the way, and also IN North Carolina, I paid more for gasoline than I pay here. So the idea that distributors are going to drop gas prices if self-serve is initiated, is preposterous.

As for the GOP proposal to hand off small bribes to offset the price of gas, well, that's perhaps the most ridiculous notion of all.

The real problem, which no one wants to address, is that oil is a finite resource and there is increasing worldwide demand for it. Back in the 1970's, we had a chance to really start weaning ourselves from oil; and indeed, the now-reviled president at the time, Jimmy Carter, recognized this need and tried to start addressing it via research into alternative energy sources and reduced consumption. As soon as Ronald Reagan took office in 1981, it was Party Like It's 1999 time, and that was the end of energy conservation. When this bunch took over in 2001, you had a vice president who insinuated that conservation was for pussies, and that real men guzzle as much gasoline as possible. After 9/11, people got the idea that the best way to thumb their noses at Osama Bin Laden was to buy the biggest, baddest, most gas-guzzling SUV possible, slap a yellow ribbon magnet on it, and proceed to dump as much cash as possible into the pockets of the Saudi oil sheikhs.

I don't like paying $3.00 for gas either; and I do think that a windfall profits tax is in order. But if $3.00 gas is what it takes to make thickheaded American Idiots™ realize that the party's over and we can either act now to make the hangover less painful or else be in for some very hard times, I'm all for it.
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Thursday, April 27, 2006

The Madness of King George
Posted by Jill | 2:53 PM
L'état, c'est lui.

C-Plus Caligula's CIA lackey, Porter Goss, has tightened restrictions on what CIA employees, both current and retired, are allowed to say about the Lunatic-in-Chief, as long as they are contracting with the agency.

National Journal:

The CIA has imposed new and tighter restrictions on the books, articles, and opinion pieces published by former employees who are still contractors with the intelligence agency. According to several former CIA officials affected by the new policy, the rules are intended to suppress criticism of the Bush administration and of the CIA. The officials say the restrictions amount to an unprecedented political "appropriateness" test at odds with earlier CIA policies on outside publishing.

The move is a significant departure from the CIA's longtime practice of allowing ex-employees to take critical or contrary positions in public, particularly when they are contractors paid to advise the CIA on important topics and to publish their assessments.

All current and former CIA employees have long been required to submit manuscripts for books, opinion pieces, and even speeches to the agency's Publications Review Board, which ensures that the works don't reveal classified information or intelligence sources and methods. The board has not generally factored political opinions into its decision-making, former CIA officials say. But in recent years, former employees have written memoirs and opinion pieces challenging the CIA and the Bush administration, particularly for its use of prewar intelligence to justify the war in Iraq. The board did not find that any of those pieces revealed secrets, a fact that makes the CIA's new review standards troubling, former officials and intelligence-community analysts said.

Many of those experts believe that public criticism provides an important source of alternative analysis -- something the CIA needs to understand terrorism, global disease, and other emerging threats. But the White House and CIA Director Porter Goss view spies-turned-authors as political liabilities who embarrass an already battered administration, former officials said.


There was a time when respect for law and the good of the American people were supposed to be the primary concern of American presidents and their administrations. Under King George, or Der Führer, or Kommandant, or whatever you want to call the Lunatic-in-Chief, if the entire nation must be sacrified to prop him up, so be it.

We had a nice country once; one we could be proud of. And that was only a few short years ago....
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Blogs I wish I'd written
Posted by Jill | 2:24 PM
The problem with wishing you had more time to write better-thought-out blog entries is that nagging feeling that your wish might come true -- in the form of involuntary unemployment. With the months ticking away on my current employer's contracts and the spectre of being a 50-year-old web developer lurking in my future, Oscar Wilde's aphorism that "There are two tragedies in life: one is not getting what you want; the other is getting it" seems more true every day.

But putting the general, gnawing anxiety that chomps away at my guts every day these days aside for a few minutes, here's Glenn Greenwald, talking about the delusions that Bush supporters seem to need in order to get through their day:

As much as anything else, Bush defenders are characterized by an increasingly absolutist refusal to recognize any facts which conflict with their political desires, and conversely, by a borderline-religious embrace of any assertions which bolster those desires. It's a world-view which conflates desire with reality, disregards all facts and evidence that conflict with the decreed beliefs, and faithfully embraces any assertions and fantasies, no matter how baseless and flagrantly false, provided that they bolster the mythology.

Thus, things are going really great in Iraq - just as we predicted they would. When we invaded, Saddam had WMD's and he was funding Al Qaeda. Oil revenues will pay for the whole thing, we will be welcomed as liberators, the whole war will be won quickly and easily. A large military presence is unnecessary because there is no insurgency. Bush is a popular and beloved President. All but a handful of radical fringe subversives in America support the war and believe terrorism is the overarching problem. Americans want to militarily confront Iran, want illegal warrantless eavesdropping, and are happy with how the country is being governed.

It never matters how much evidence arises demonstrating the falsity of these beliefs. They are not susceptible to challenge or reconsideration because they are the by-product of faith and desire and not a critical or rational assessment. They believe these things because they want to believe them, they have to believe them, because the whole world-view on which their identity and purpose has come to be based -- the brave, heroic President leading the great conservative nation in glorious, epic war-triumph over the evil Muslim enemy -- depends upon believing these myths. No facts can shake these beliefs because they aren't grounded in facts and aren't the by-product of rationality.

[snip]

Soon after 9/11, the Bush movement became driven by much more than a set of political beliefs. It provides its adherents with much more than just a vehicle for political activism. It gives them purpose and a feeling of strength and power that they otherwise lack. In that sense, it is not dissimilar to a religion, and it is therefore unsurprising -- but nontheless ugly and destructive -- that their beliefs and convictions are not grounded in facts and reality but in a resolute faith that cannot be shaken by facts. Every event is interpreted so as to bolster the faith, facts are disregarded which undermine the faith and fact-free assertions are embraced which confirm the faith.


That quote from the Administration about creating their own reality? They weren't kidding. The trigger for Glenn's blog entry is the insistence by Matt Drudge that Crashing the Gate, the book by Kos and Jerome Armstrong, has only sold some 3600-odd copies, despite the fact that this is a book by bloggers and not only does that number not include online sales, but Great Aunt Mary in Davenport, Iowa is unlikely to be rushing out to get the latest book by any blogger, however alpha-dog he may be in Blogistan.

The right does this with Air America Radio too, poring over Arbitron numbers like bookies at the track, trying to draw parallels between a 10,000 watt station like WLIB, whose signal goes in and out on a block-by-block basis with the 50,000 watt WABC and taking numbers out of context to "prove" that AAR is going to be dead by next week -- a claim they've been making for 2-1/2 years.

I haven't seen such silliness since the winter of 1997-1998, when all the Star Wars geeks were all up in arms because Titanic was making money hand over fist and nudging the Star Wars films down in the box office rankings -- as if any of these people were going to see a penny of the proceeds. And is there any difference between "My movie can kick your movie's ass" and "My blogger's book can kick your blogger's book's ass?"

This is probably the worst aspect to the right-wing "tell a lie often enough and loudly enough and it becomes truth" squad -- that it forces intelligent people like Glenn to devote time and energy debunking these myths about things that are relatively trivial in the larger sphere of things.

Why should it matter to Matt Drudge how many books Markos sells? For that matter, why should it matter to him how many books Glenn Greenwald sells? If facts don't matter if they don't fit into Drudge's, or another wingnuts's worldview, let them live in their little world of delusion and shut the hell up.

UPDATE: As if trying to prove Glenn right about the Bush cultists, Pat at Brainster is on a crusade to debunk Kos' claims about Crashing the Gate. And perhaps he's right, though Nielsen Bookscan doesn't say anything about online retailers on its web site.

However, let's take that 3600 and some-odd copies in context, shall we?

AUTHORS struggle, mostly in vain, against their fated obscurity. According to Nielsen Bookscan, which tracks sales from major booksellers, only 2 percent of the 1.2 million unique titles sold in 2004 had sales of more than 5,000 copies.


Two percent. That's not a whole hell of a lot of books being sold by most authors now, is it? 98% of all titles published in 2004 sold 5000 copies or less. Even if Markos and Jerome didn't sell another copy of CTG this year, they'd still be in the company of the authors of 98% of the books published through mainstream outlets every year. That hardly qualifies as "a flop", and Drudge is still full of horsepuckey.

But still -- this is the kind of head we're dealing with on the right. You can flog Air America/WLIB's 1.5 share until the cows come home but when you look at that share in context and you look at specific shows, you'll see things like Randi Rhodes beating Sean Hannity among men aged 25-54 in New York, that paints a somewhat different picture.

But I reiterate: Who the hell cares? Obviously Markos and Jerome care, but why should the rest of us care any more than we should have cared that Titanic knocked the top-grossing film crown off of Star Wars' head? The bottom line is this: the little house of cards that the Bush cultists have built around their own vestigial sanity is crumbling further every day. And they can spin all they want to -- their guy is damaged goods. He's not up to the job, he never has been, and they've been worshipping an empty suit with a codpiece for the last five years. There's help available for this kind of delusion. I suggest that all those whose sanity depends on Bush worship seek some immediately.
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Obsession with teen sex at the FDA
Posted by Jill | 7:21 AM
The Bush Administration has managed to politicize every single agency of the United States Government, remaking them into the image of the medieval Christofascist Zombies with whom he claims to identify.

The Food and Drug Administration's Mission Statement:

The FDA is responsible for protecting the public health by assuring the safety, efficacy, and security of human and veterinary drugs, biological products, medical devices, our nation’s food supply, cosmetics, and products that emit radiation. The FDA is also responsible for advancing the public health by helping to speed innovations that make medicines and foods more effective, safer, and more affordable; and helping the public get the accurate, science-based information they need to use medicines and foods to improve their health.


The FDA's mission is NOT to ensure female chastity. And yet that seems to be the basis on which the agency has made its decision to not allow emergency contraception to be made available over the counter:

Former FDA Commissioner Lester Crawford, Dr. Janet Woodcock, deputy operations commissioner, and Dr. Steven Galson, director of the FDA's drug evaluation center, are to testify in court-ordered depositions to be taken by attorneys for the Manhattan-based Center for Reproductive Rights on April 26, 27 and 28 in Washington, D.C. and Rockville, Md.

The women's group seeks to force approval of over-the-counter sales of Plan B, which can prevent pregnancy if taken within 72 hours after unprotected intercourse.

Simon Heller, one of the attorneys, plans to quiz Woodcock about a March 23, 2004, staff memo suggesting she was concerned Plan B might lead to teenage promiscuity.

The FDA is only supposed to consider the safety and efficacy of drugs.

In the memo released by the FDA during the discovery process, Dr. Curtis Rosebraugh, an agency medical officer, wrote: "As an example, she stated that we could not anticipate, or prevent extreme promiscuous behaviors such as the medication taking on an 'urban legend' status that would lead adolescents to form sex-based cults centered around the use of Plan B."

Rosebraugh indicated he found no reason to bar nonprescription sales of Plan B.

"This was the level of scientific discourse, so to speak," Heller said in a phone interview, referring to concerns attributed to Woodcock. "I find it very odd that these people who are supposed to be responsible scientists and doctors are making up wacky reasons."


"Sex-based cults." Urban legends. And this is what George W. Bush's FDA regards as science?

There's no doubt in my mind that these wingnuts are closet cases and pedophiles. Every last one of them. Their relentless obsession with gay sex, their equally relentless obsession with teen sex, their gleefully graphic depictions of the sex practices they attribute to others -- are all far more a reflection on what's going on in their own sick minds than on the actual practices of the people they fear and loathe so much.
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Democrats take note
Posted by Jill | 6:50 AM
I hate to sound like a broken record, but the one thing that's made me angrier than Republicans during the last five years has been the complete unwillingness of Washington Democrats to stand up for what they believe in. From Hillary Clinton thinking she can get the anti-sex Christofascist zombies to vote for her because she has referred to abortion as "a tragedy" to John Kerry's prevarication on the Iraq war, Democrats are still laboring under the delusion that George W. Bush is some kind of colussus bestride the world.

Bob Herbert goes down the litany of Bush incompetence and Bush failures today, and exhorts Congress to finally step up to the plate and do its job:


The nation seems, very belatedly, to be catching on to the tragic failures and monumental ineptitude of its president. Mr. Bush's poll numbers are abysmal. Republicans up for re-election are running from him as if he were the bogyman.

[snip]

In the current issue of Rolling Stone, Sean Wilentz, a distinguished historian and the director of the American Studies program at Princeton University, takes a serious look at the possibility that Mr. Bush may be the worst president in the nation's history.

What in the world took so long? Some of us have known since the moment he hopped behind the wheel that this reckless president was driving the nation headlong toward a cliff.

The worst thing he did, of course, was to employ a massive campaign of deceit to lead the nation into a catastrophic war in Iraq — a war with no end in sight that has already claimed tens of thousands of lives and inflicted scores of thousands of crippling injuries.

When he was a young man, Mr. Bush used the Air National Guard to hide out from the draft in a time of war. Then, as president, he's suddenly G. I. George, strutting around in a flight suit, threatening to wage war on all and sundry, and taunting the insurgents in Iraq with a cry of "bring them on."

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Among the complaints in the Cato study is that the Bush administration has taken the position that despite validly enacted laws to the contrary, the president cannot be restrained "from pursuing any tactic he believes to be effective in the war on terror."

This view has led to activities that I believe have brought great shame to the nation: the warrantless spying on Americans, the abuses at Abu Ghraib, the creation of the C.I.A.'s network of secret prisons, extraordinary rendition and the barbaric encampment at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, in which detainees are held, without regard to guilt or innocence, in a nightmarish no man's land beyond the reach of any reasonable judicial process.

The sins of the Bush administration are so extensive and so egregious, they could never be adequately addressed in a newspaper column. History will be the final judge. But I've no doubt about the ultimate verdict.

Remember the Clinton budget surplus?

It was the largest in American history. President Bush and his cronies went after it like vultures feasting in a field of carcasses. They didn't invest the surplus. They devoured it.

Remember how most of the world responded with an extraordinary outpouring of sympathy and support for America in the immediate aftermath of Sept. 11?

Mr. Bush had no idea how to seize that golden opportunity to build new alliances and strengthen existing ones. Much of that solidarity with America has morphed into outright hostility.

Remember Katrina?

The major task of Congress and the voters for the remainder of the Bush presidency is to curtail the destructive impulses of this administration, and to learn the lessons that will prevent similar horrors from ever happening again.


And yet, while Republicans are trying to distance themselves from this worst president of MY lifetime (with the exception of John McCain, who in his zeal for the 2008 nomination, is doing everything short of donning a blue dress and fellating the Chimp-in-Chief in the Oval Office), Democrats are still cowering in the corner, lest Karl Rove say mean things about them.

While the increasingly marginalized Howard Dean is still quietly trying to implement a 50-state strategy and compete for every seat, Barbara Boxer, whom I usually respect, is playing to the Bob Shrum/DLC wussy-ass playbook of only fighting for the seats that she feels are "winnable", instead of believing that any seat is "winnable" with the right candidate and the right message.

What Democrats have forgotten is that many of the aspects of American life they hold dear are the product of Democrats. Public schools, worker safety rules, Social Security, environmental protection laws -- all the product of Democratic ideas. In recent years, Democrats have allowed Republicans to paint them as the party of men kissing each other and abortion (as if we were trying to make it mandatory), and have never once pointed out that while the Republicans are saying to their Bible Belt constituents, "Look! Over there! Two men are kissing!" -- they've been pulling the wallets from their constituents' pockets and giving the few pennies in there to giant corporations.

Democratic values ARE American values -- and it's about damn time that the Democrats realized that and stopped settling for the scraps from the Republican corporate groaning board. They owe it to us, the people, do start representing us. Because when they don't, and they worship at the altar of corporate cash, presidents like George W. Bush and House Majority Leaders like Tom DeLay are the result.
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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Mr. Feingold and the Bloggers
Posted by Jill | 7:56 PM
Via Glenn Greenwald and Brad Friedman comes this interesting observation at Down with Tyranny that blows the "electable" meme right out of the water:

"This administration," he told us, "doesn't know how to govern the country. But they are brilliant at intimidating Democrats." Obviously, they don't intimidate him at all. He speaks his mind because he believes in his core values and principles. Voters sense that. When Kerry, whose public perception was wishy-washy and someone with a weak value-system, squeaked by to a 10,000 vote victory in Wisconsin, Feingold's far more progressive and outspoken positions garnered him a 300,000 vote victory, despite an avalanche of right-wing money pouring into the unfathomably filthy campaign against him. But it wasn't really about the policy positions per se. It was about the man and how he makes decisions and what he's made of.


What the Democrats don't understand is that even when people don't agree with everything a candidate says, they respect a candidate who stands for what he or she believes in. Here in the NJ 5th District, I'm working with the campaign of Camille Abate, a candidate not afraid to take a firm stand, running against a typical wishy-washy, finger-in-the-wind opponent who not only doesn't even live in the district (he's rented an apartment here solely for the purpose of running for Congress) but who seems unable to take a definitive stand on anything. And this is the party's Designated Guy.

Remember Paul Hackett's appearance on The Daily Show, where the post-consultant, de-fanged Hackett says "Some people think the President lied about the reasons for the Iraq War. I think we should look into this"? Well, I wrote Paul Aronsohn asking whether he would support holding George Bush accountable, as Russ Feingold has tried to do with his censure resolution, and his answer was:

We desperately need accountability in Washington, and to that end, we need to restore a system of checks and balances. The best way to do that is by putting the Democrats in the majority in one or both houses. Then -- and only then -- will we be able to look into the Bush Administration's many transgressions, such as with respect to the war in Iraq, the leaking of classified information, and the use of warrantless wiretaps.


Of course he's right about checks and balances, but the translation here is that you don't even TRY to fight any battle you're not likely to win. This certainly serves to get the Democrats off the hook for now, doesn't it? Sure -- let's just turn a blind eye to the lies into war, the domestic spying, the bunker buster test taking place in the Nevada desert in June in preparation for dropping nuclear bombs on Iran, the coziness with the energy industry, the response to Katrina, and on and on ad nauseum -- until we have a majority. Never mind that Bush's approval ratings are hovering close to the 30% line.

And this is the guy the Democrats in my county are pushing -- just more of the same.

I've seen Camille speak in front of groups, and she has the goods. She doesn't have the organization, but she has the goods. People like what she has to say. They hunger for someone to take a stand and believe in it. In my district, we have a two-term far-right Republican Congressman who is going to eat Paul Aronsohn's liver with fava beans and a nice chianti -- and then ask for seconds. And this is the party's Designated Guy.

Russ Feingold has it exactly right -- and so does Howard Dean and so does Camille Abate. And every organization of party hacks who think that the kind of weak-ass kowtowing to the wingnuts we saw out of John Kerry in 2004 is going to take back the House and Senate this fall against Republican incumbents who may find themselves going to jail if they lose the majority, they'd better guess again -- or they'll find themselves with quite a hangover on the day after Election Day.
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United 93 opens Friday. Are you going to see it?
Posted by Jill | 7:26 PM
It's movies like United 93 that make me glad I decided to slack off of movie reviews until and unless I feel truly inspired. If I were still dedicated to reviewing all of the Important Openings, I'd feel obligated to see it. But I plan to pass this one by.

For one thing, I'm afraid to fly under the best of circumstances. I still vividly remember one particularly bad landing in 50 mph crosswinds at Newark Airport, while our Air Jamaica pilot (who for my money are some of the best in the business) explained how he was "trying to get a better runway". This flight involved 3 abortive landings before we finally touched down. When Mr. Brilliant is white as a sheet and passengers are actually using the barf bags, you know it's bad. Then there was the time when a flight to Raleigh-Durham got below the fog level before the landing gear was down -- and you could read the numbers on the runway. Usually I rely on the reactions of other passengers -- and that time I saw fear on everyone's face.

It's only been in the last year or so that I can fly without feeling utter, well, terror.

I'm also not one to stop and rubberneck at car accidents either, though I understand most people do. And I think it's that instinct that's going to make people pay money to watch a plane full of doomed people -- people we've come to know via their families and the many news reports that followed the 9/11 attacks -- try in vain to save their own lives.

I'm perfectly willing to see movies that make me think, or that make me feel. But I for one don't feel I need to experience 9/11 all over again, no matter how expertly and tastefully it's handled.

What about you?
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Where is Bill Frist now?
Posted by Jill | 1:24 PM
Funny how the "Terri [Schiavo] Wants to Live!" crowd is nowhere to be found here:

The countdown has begun on the life of Andrea Clark, a patient at St. Luke's Hospital.

Six days left.

No, she's not terminal, her family says and she's not brain dead. Her sisters say that she wants to live. The Houston hospital is going to unilaterally remove a woman from life support, apparently based on the decision of a lone physician even though her family wants her to continue to receive care.

The central issue in the Andrea Clark case is the same as that in the Terri Schindler Schiavo case, whether the state should be able to sanction the removal of a human being from life support.

What's even more significant in the Clark case is that the Texas bill that allows health care providers to end a human life despite the wishes of the patient and the patient's family was signed into law in 1999 by President George W. Bush as Texas Governor. However, in 2005, he rushed back to the White House from Easter vacation to sign a bill rushed through Congress which was designed to save the life of Terri Schiavo because of his "presumption in favor of life".

The hospital's ethics committee has apparently decided they don't want Andrea Clark to receive care anymore, saying its futile, and has recommended that she be removed from life support despite her family's wishes. If her family can't find another hospital to transfer her to by Sunday, April 30, she will be removed from her respirator and dialysis and die.

Andrea Clark, 54, has been a heart patient at the hospital since November. In January, she underwent open heart surgery and in February, she developed bleeding on the brain.


Now that we know the Schiavo circus didn't have the effect that Congressional Republicans and George Bush wanted, suddenly the "presumption in favor of life" no longer applies.
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The right wing obsession with the Clenis ™ continues
Posted by Jill | 12:45 PM
Posted (heh) without comment:

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American Idiot of the Day
Posted by Jill | 12:30 PM
And the award goes to.....

This freeper, quoted at Pam's House Blend:

I can't wait until the Republicans control the Presidency, the House and the Senate. Then they will change the way that the ACLU not only sues to destroy the fabric of our society, but they get paid from the govt coffers for doing it. Just you wait, the things that the libs have done to the system over the years will be returned to balance.


What on earth are they teaching people over at Fox News?
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The Revenge of Ozone Man
Posted by Jill | 7:00 AM
MoDo:

It's taken over five years, but George W. Bush finally made a concession speech to Al Gore.

He conceded that America needs to conserve, by buying hybrid vehicles and developing new energy sources.

Trying to calm the yips in his party and the country over exploding gasoline prices, the president sounded a bit like a wild-eyed Ozone Man himself yesterday, extolling the virtues of alternative fuel derived from cooking grease, sugar, grass, wood chips, soybean oil and corn.

But then he got ahold of himself. "You just got to recognize there are limits to how much corn can be used for ethanol," he said, standing in front of a bucolic mural. "After all, we got to eat some."


Uh....actually, no we don't. In fact, if the American diet became a bit less cornified and if they took some of that corn used to make high fructose corn syrup and made ethanol, we might drop fuel prices a bit...were it not for the fact that it takes more energy in the form of fossil fuels to produce ethanol -- or biodiesel from soybean and sunflower plants -- than is generated. But let's continue....

You could run a fleet of S.U.V.'s on the gas that W. was spewing about fuel. Bill Clinton would have been more likely to crack down on fast food than W. and Dick Cheney would be to crack down on Big Oil.

Even the usually supportive Wall Street Journal editorial page chastised Republicans for putting on "Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi fright wigs" to shout about corporate greed and market manipulation.

W.'s big move was to ever so slightly beef up a federal investigation into oil company price manipulation that's been under way since Katrina. "It's a great idea," said the Democratic leader, Senator Harry Reid. "So good that we passed a law last year calling for that."

Price manipulation could explain the marginal — why gas went from, say, $2.70 to $2.90 — but not why gas went from $1.40 to $2.70. That's more about fundamental forces: Chinese and Indian demand, markets spooked by Iran's threats, Nigeria's unrest, Venezuela's talk of nationalizing its oil industry, and the Pentagon's bungling of the restoration of Iraq's infrastructure.

Gasoline prices may be hurting average folks, but the oilers who helped put the Boy King and the Duke of Halliburton in office with lavish donations are enjoying record profits and breathtaking bonuses.

The Oilmen in the Oval, incompetent in so many ways, have brilliantly achieved one of their main objectives: boosting the fortunes of the oil industry and the people who run it.

All those secret meetings the vice president had back in 2001, letting the energy and oil big shots help write our energy policy — one that urged more oil and gas drilling — worked like a charm. In all their years in government, Mr. Cheney and the Bushes have never done anything to hold the oil companies' feet to the fire, or get Americans' feet off the gas pedal.


Last night I put 7.6 gallons of gasoline into our 2001 Honda Civic and gave the station attendant two tens, a single, and three quarters. It used to cost me 10 bucks for just over a half-tank of gas. Now, I drive nine miles each way to work, and Mr. Brilliant was laid off recently, we we aren't a high-use household at the moment. And frankly, I have zero sympathy for SUV drivers complaining about high gas prices. It's not unlike the Iraq War argument, If I knew there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, why didn't John Kerry? Anyone with half a brain should have known that if demand for oil is increasing worldwide, and you combine that with a secretive energy panel convened at this Administration's inception and the close ties this Administration has with Big Oil, it's not hard to do the math.

It seems that every time there's a price spike like this, the price then drops to a level above the level we had become used to paying. So if we became accustomed to paying $2.39, and now gas is $3.02, the next time the price drops it'll settle down around $2.45 -- and so on. So little by little, we get used to paying a higher price -- enough so that Ford and GM can continue to lumber along making Excursions and Blazers, and idiotic Americans who insist they need to drive on New Jersey's highways in what are essentially armored vehicles will continue to buy them -- and then scream bloody murder when the price of gasoline goes up. But they will buy them, and they will pay the gas prices, and there will be NO outcry at all for alternative energy sources.

Because Americans have come to believe that cheap (relatively speaking) gasoline is somehow our birthright. And if we have to kill a few hundred thousand or million people in the Middle East, along with a few thousand of our own citizens, they're willing to pay the price. After the 9/11 attacks, Bill Maher published a book called When you Drive Alone, you Ride with Bin Laden. Somehow we've forgotten the connection between our thirst for petroleum and the very regimes in the Middle East we're fighting. It is not "our oil", and yes, it is under "their sand." And if we had a half a brain in our collective heads, we'd demand a Manhattan Project for energy independence -- one which would simultaneously do something about our dependence on oil AND global warming.
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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Here's why the oil companies are hiking the price of gasoline
Posted by Jill | 1:06 PM
Sure, part of it is so that EVERY executive in the industry can be as fat and happy as Lee Raymond....but there's another benefit:

President Bush on Tuesday ordered a temporary suspension of environmental rules for gasoline, making it easier for refiners to meet demand and possibly dampen prices at the pump. He also halted for the summer the purchase of crude oil for the government's emergency reserve.

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Easing the environment rules will allow refiners greater flexibility in providing oil supplies since they will not have to use certain additives such as ethanol to meet clean air standards. The suspension of oil purchases for the federal emergency oil reserve is likely to have only modest impact since relative little extra oil will be involved.


So next time your neighbor complains that his kid had a bad asthma attack last night because the air quality was so bad, point to his Ford Excursion and ask him if being able to play Biggest Dickus with everyone else on the road is really worth it.
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