Because he's "resting comfortably" in a Honolulu hospital. If he's taking nitrates for his chest pains, he may want to take it easy on the Viagra.
Lord only knows why Limbaugh would want to vacation on Honolulu the same time as a President that he obviously hates as much as Obama. If he dies in Hawaii, will the GOP accept his death certificate as real?
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