(With apologies to John Lennon and thanks to Congress)
(Merry Christmas,
Billy.
Merry Christmas,
William.)
So this is health care
And what have you done?
Another year wasted
And a new one made of dung.
And so this is health care.
We haven't a prayer.
The near and the dear ones
Don't have single payer.
A very Merry Xmas!
The way I figger,
We've no public option,
Without any trigger.
There's actual health care...
For rich and for strong;
For weak and the poor ones
This bill is so wrong.
And so happy Xmas!
Thanks House and Senate.
The blue and red ones
Thanks for the mandate.
A very Merry Xmas!
But if you dissent,
We'll just raise your taxes
By 2.5 percent.
And so this is health care.
And what a cop out.
Thanks, Grand Old Party.
States can now opt out.
And so happy Xmas!
We hope you had fun.
For old and the young,
The struggle's just begun.
A very Merry Xmas
And a crappy New Year!
It won't be a good one
Without any cheer
Change is over
Before it's begun.