|"Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast"
|"The liberal soul shall be made fat, and he that watereth, shall be watered also himself."
-- Proverbs 11:25
Don't touch the bacon,
it's not done yet.
You let me handle the bacon, and i'll let you handle..
what ever it is you do.
I guess nothing.
Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night.
Some are for you, some are for me,
but more are for me.
Your brother brought his baby over this morning.
He told me it could stand.
It couldn't stand for shit.
Just sat there.
Big let down.
The dog is not bored,
it's a fucking dog.
It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube.
He's a god damned dog.
Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone?
People want to talk to me, call again.
If i want to talk to you, I'll answer.