Jersey Shore's Snooki is getting paid $32,000
by Rutgers University for a speaking engagement... $2,000 more than Nobel Prize-winning novelist Toni Morrison.
Ina Garten, the Barefoot Contessa, not once but twice turned down the chance
to make a dying child happy through the Make A Wish Foundation before relenting and offering her services. The family told her to sautee in Hell.
Teabagger Republicans like Mike Lee
and David Burns
and Jane Cunningham
and self-confessed candy thief Paul LaPage
and Virginia AG Ken Cuccinelli
are actually trying to repeal and/or undermine child labor laws.
Paul LaPage can't distinguish
between the Maine Labor Bureau and the Maine Chamber of Commerce.
The United States is defending the interests of Libyan radicals who had engaged and killed our troops
in Iraq and Afghanistan in 2007.
Republican Rep. Judy Biggert was all for talking about jobs
before she was against it
A 14 year-old rape and assault victim in Bangladesh was convicted of adultery, sentenced to 101 lashes and whipped to death. The initial autopsy report ruled her death a suicide
It's now April and central Massachusetts has 9 inches of snow 48 hours after a 54 degree day.
And none of these, folks, sadly enough, are April Fool's jokes.