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Friday, May 07, 2010

An unintentionally hilarious quote to end your week
Posted by Jill | 6:03 AM
As you may have heard, the Washington Times is up for sale, because the Rev. Sun Myung Moon's children can't agree on whether to continue to shovel money down the black hole that is the "newspaper". Apparently the entire operation is coming apart:
Meanwhile, staffers who have survived a series of draconian layoffs report that snakes and mice have slipped into the newspaper’s building because the owners can’t afford exterminators to combat the infestations.

“There was a three-foot-long black snake in the main conference room the other day,” said reporter Julia Duin. “We have snakes in the newsroom.”

And this differs from the paper in its heyday....how?

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4 Comments:
Blogger Bustednuckles said...
There's motherfuckin' snakes in the motherfuckin' news room!

Anonymous tsisageya said...
Ba-dum-BUM

Blogger God Of Bacon said...
What...no zombies?

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