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Thursday, March 06, 2008

Oh, fer cryin' out loud...
If I start seeing Subliminal Symbols everywhere, does that mean I can has Nu York Timez collum 2?

First it was the "ZOMG BILL AND HILL ARE SIMULATING SEX IN THIS COMMERCIAL!!!!" fracas.

Then it was the "ZOMG THEY'RE SENDING THE MESSAGE "NIG" IN THE 3 AM COMMERCIAL!!!!" rant, hilariously sent up by the indescribably awesome Lower Manhattanite in verbal AND video form.

But this morning made me wonder why I don't check in with La Althouse more often, because today she's musing that Obama uses the word "bone" a lot. But it's not what you think, you dirty, dirty-minded people. It's about skeletons in his closet. Really. No, I'm serious. Stop snickering. I mean it. It's about the skeletons in his closet. Now cut that out!!

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4 Comments:
Anonymous tata said...
Ann Althouse is one of our finest young comedy writers. Unfortunately, her comic genius is lost on this terrible, unfunny world.

What?

Blogger Barry said...
I do not avoid Ann Althouse. But I do deny her my essence.

Anonymous Kate Stone said...
Well, she made it to the blogs, didn't she? Althouse is about as funny as Obamarobots.

Anonymous PhysioProf said...
The other day I was driving around lost in eastern Westchester County, and I ended up on a fucking little country road called Succabone Drive. How fucking hilarious is that? I chuckled for hours.