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Thursday, August 11, 2005

Outside of James Dobson's world, we call this "child sex abuse"
Posted by Jill | 7:43 AM

Via just about everybody (including Norbizness, Sadly No, and Bradford Plumer), come James Dobson's tips for detecting if your son is showing "pre-homosexual tendencies". Go read their comments and links to the tips, but I just have to share with you the money quote from Dobson's prescription for a "cure":

the boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.


Yup, naked showers with Dad, complete with games of "Mine's Bigger" are the way to ensure your son grows up straight. Uh-huh.

I knew my analysis of why George W. Bush felt he had to go to war with Iraq was correct.
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