I wonder what kind of logical hoops the Bushistas are jumping through to get to this:
The ad appears on the web site for
The American Spectator, and links to USANext, otherwise known as Those Wonderful People Who Brought You The Swift Boat Liars. Last time their target was John Kerry, this time it's America's senior citizens.
The site doesn't explain exactly HOW the AARP is against the troops and supportive of gay marriage, mind you. It does, however, contain observations by such giants of public policy as USANext's CEO Charlie Jarvis, long-forgotten former TV-show host Art Linkletter, and bad sex novelist Bill O'Reilly.
There really ARE no depths below which Republicans won't sink, are there?
UPDATE: Hah! Those chickenshit little weasels at American Spectator have already taken down USANext's ad and replaced it with one reading "Free Special Report! 14 Facts the AARP doesn't want you to know!" -- with a link to the USANext site, but NOT to said 14 facts.
Meanwhile, these fuckwads also have a teaser: "Join a live call with Art Linkletter!" Now, I don't know anyone, not even my 77-year-old mother, who is going to be jumping up and down at the thought of a live call with Art Linkletter. Alan Rickman, then maybe we can talk. But Art Linkletter? Fugeddaboudit. But get this: If you're one of the 5 senior citizens in the world for whom this is an exciting thing to do, you know what you get when you click the link? A donation page.
Nice fucking guys, these.