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Monday, January 17, 2005

I'll think I'll spend the day battling Orcs at Osgiliath, given a choice...
Posted by Jill | 9:49 PM

Via Tbogg, here's the lineup for "America's Future Rocks Today", the "young people's" Bushapalooza on Thursday:

-- JoJo, Pop/Top 40

-- Hillary Duff, Pop/Top 40

-- Ruben Studdard, Soul

-- 3 Doors Down, Rock

-- Boxkar, Rock

-- Jason Sehorn, Athlete

I can only quote the Bogg himself:

Here is what Boxkar has to say about itself on their own website:

Their songs have an appeal and realness of a Matchbox Twenty with a swagger of an Aerosmith.

Wanting to have the "appeal and realness" of Matchbox Twenty is like wanting to be funny like Bob Saget. After the inauguration I suggest a new name: A Flock of Wankers.


He's right. The 70's are going to look like the height of American culture after this bunch gets through. I can hear Michael Ian Black, Hal Sparks, Loni Love, Beth Littleford, and the rest of the "I Love Whatever" gang warming up already for "I Love the Bush Years."

=shudder=
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