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Monday, January 17, 2005

More on the delusions of Chairman Bush
Posted by Jill | 6:58 AM

I seem to recall that when I was a kid, my aunt and uncle had a record of one of those borscht belt Jewish comics -- I don't remember which one -- which had a sketch that went something like this: Guy comes home, calls out for his wife.

[begin Yiddish accent]

Guy: Where are you?

Wife: I'm hiding!

Guy: Where are you?

Wife: I'm hiding!

Guy: Where are you? I got you those diamond earrings you liked so much.

Wife: I'm hiding........in the front closet!

[End Yiddish Accent]

With just about everyone in Blogistan weighing in on C-Plus Caligula's insightful, incisive, and well-informed proclamation that the reason we haven't found Osama Bin Laden is "because he's hiding", well, I just have to wonder what Bush is going to present his old friend Osama with to get him to say "...in the front closet!".

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Blogger 3 Dark Tears said...
this was lou jacobi, it is called home from the office and is on the album titled "You Don't Have to Be Jewish/When You're in Love the Whole World Is Jewish"
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