"Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast" -Oscar Wilde |
"The liberal soul shall be made fat, and he that watereth, shall be watered also himself." -- Proverbs 11:25 |
Our very own Bob Johnson has announced his candidacy in the comments. His platform, I must admit, is quite compelling:
- Platitude platitude platitude grassroots platitude
- Platitude every vote counts platitude
- Platitude special interests platitude platitude platitude
- Platitude
- Stand up to platitude platitude platitude
- (Note: This platitude canceled due to large contribution from pharmaceutical firm)
- Platitude platitude platitude platitude healthcare (except prescription drug coverage -- see above)
- State-by-state platitude
- Platitude hollow promise platitude
- Platitude platitude platitude platitude snore platitude
- (Note to consulting team: Is that enough bullshit yet?????)
- Platitude platitude every man, woman and child platitude
However, he still needs to clarify where he stands on platitudes.