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Friday, January 07, 2005

Because if you don't laugh you'll slit your wrists
Posted by Jill | 8:08 PM

Who knew Kos could be this funny?

Our very own Bob Johnson has announced his candidacy in the comments. His platform, I must admit, is quite compelling:

  • Platitude platitude platitude grassroots platitude

  • Platitude every vote counts platitude

  • Platitude special interests platitude platitude platitude

  • Platitude

  • Stand up to platitude platitude platitude

  • (Note: This platitude canceled due to large contribution from pharmaceutical firm)

  • Platitude platitude platitude platitude healthcare (except prescription drug coverage -- see above)

  • State-by-state platitude

  • Platitude hollow promise platitude

  • Platitude platitude platitude platitude snore platitude

  • (Note to consulting team: Is that enough bullshit yet?????)

  • Platitude platitude every man, woman and child platitude



However, he still needs to clarify where he stands on platitudes.


I don't know about you, but that made me laugh till my stomach hurt. That'll teach me to eat apple pie while blogging.

(UPDATE: Oh. It's not Kos, it's Bob Johnson who's funny. Sorry.)

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