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Saturday, July 07, 2007

Is there any intelligent life in Texas?
Posted by Jill | 7:40 PM
What the fuck is wrong with these people? (h/t: Amanda)

A janitor found what appeared to be a human fetus in a Dallas middle school locker Thursday afternoon, but upon examination the contents turned out to be rotten oranges, according to authorities.

Initially, police were unsure what was in the trash bag, and they turned the contents over to the Dallas County Medical Examiner.

The Medical Examiner made the determination Friday that the sample was not a fetus, but rotten fruit.

What is a janitor doing going through the lockers of middle-schoolers anyway? Looking for panties to sniff?

Jesus H. Christ.

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