"American families didn't have an army of lobbyists on our side, but what we had was a president—President Obama leading the way. And when the lobbyists were closing in for the kill, Barack Obama squared his shoulders, planted his feet, and stood firm." - Massachusetts Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren
at the Democratic National Convention, Sept. 5, 2012
...was watching poor Elizabeth Warren have to step up to the microphone at the convention and rah rah sis boom bah for the same craven piece of shit who threw her under the wheels of the bus.
Elizabeth Warren's a smart lady, no doubt about it. Even when I saw her at a slight distance in Marlborough, MA last Monday, I got a sense of her intelligence as well as her sincerity and vivacity. She's almost the only person in America who passes my stringent muster of what a true liberal is (then there's our homie, presidential candidate Dr. Jill Stein, but that's fodder for another pre-election post).
And that's why Liz Warren's speech was both the most uplifting yet dispiriting moment of the night. It was a strangely bifurcated, Jekyll and Hyde monologue that seemed to have been Frankensteined together by both her and an Obama speechwriter.
There was Warren on her now-familiar soapbox, railing about corporations and the damage they'd done to this country and their subsequent sociopathic reaction:
People feel like the system is rigged against them. And here's the painful part: they're right. The system is rigged. Look around. Oil companies guzzle down billions in subsidies. Billionaires pay lower tax rates than their secretaries. Wall Street CEOs—the same ones who wrecked our economy and destroyed millions of jobs—still strut around Congress, no shame, demanding favors, and acting like we should thank them.Oh, fuck yes. Honey, where are my cigarettes?
, I'm sure liberals from coast to coast said as they made their best O faces. It was essentially a strap-on buttfucking of Wall Street with all the sand and none of the lube. And then the almost obligatory, "Barry, Barry, he's our man!" moments thrown in to legitimize Warren's presence at the convention and elevate it from a mere campaign stop:
After the financial crisis, President Obama knew that we had to clean up Wall Street. For years, families had been tricked by credit cards, fooled by student loans and cheated on mortgages. I had an idea for a consumer financial protection agency to stop the rip-offs. The big banks sure didn't like it, and they marshaled one of the biggest lobbying forces on earth to destroy the agency before it ever saw the light of day. American families didn't have an army of lobbyists on our side, but what we had was a president—President Obama leading the way. And when the lobbyists were closing in for the kill, Barack Obama squared his shoulders, planted his feet, and stood firm.
Warren, despite her complete lack of political experience, is nonetheless savvy enough to know what's expected of her and what's good for the party. A fire-breathing liberal she may be, she's also no loose cannon and the last thing the Democratic Party needed last night, especially after the Israeli imbroglio, was another Zell Miller.
Yet would she have been an apostate, a traitor to the party. for bringing up the inconvenient fact that Barack Obama folded a couple of months after the stupendously corrupt Republican Party to a man stood against Warren's nomination to head up that consumer financial protection agency and never let her name get out of committee, then quietly dropped her name and nominated someone else? It obviously never occurred to Obama that if he'd backed his first choice, he could've worn the Republicans down. But courage except in bitch-slapping liberals
behind gated mansions at $30,000 a plate fundraisers in Connecticut was never in Obama's psychological makeup.
In fact, the only people who've felt the lash of Obama's courage happen to be the liberals and progressives who'd gotten him elected, and countless hundreds of helpless men, women and children who've been killed by his endless drone strikes, many of them being retroactively labeled as terrorists or potential terrorists because they were within a certain age group and the blast radius.
Listening to Liz Warren last night was almost like listening to two different Liz Warrens, the one we've come to know and love since before Barack Obama threw her on the tracks of his bipartisan express, the one who transcends mere populist rhetoric such as spurted out last night by a typically glib Bill Clinton, another elephant in donkey's clothing, into passionate sincerity when addressing the plight of the working class.
But since she was fitted into the tough blue hide of the party's platform message, there was no chance for irony in mentioning how Obama threw her to the wolves yet nominated a man in her place and stuck by him
even to the point of making for him a recess appointment
that he could've just as easily had made for Warren.
Then she continued with a lyrical flourish that was another reaming, this one aimed directly at Mitt Romney's rectum...
No, Governor Romney, corporations are not people. People have hearts, they have kids, they get jobs, they get sick, they cry, they dance. They live, they love, and they die. And that matters. That matters because we don't run this country for corporations, we run it for people.
...only to bring us back down to earth by continuing,
And that's why we need Barack Obama. After the financial crisis, President Obama knew that we had to clean up Wall Street. For years, families had been tricked by credit cards, fooled by student loans and cheated on mortgages... President Obama believes in a level playing field. He believes in a country where nobody gets a free ride or a golden parachute. A country where anyone who has a great idea and rolls up their sleeves has a chance to build a business, and anyone who works hard can build some security and raise a family. President Obama believes in a country where billionaires pay their taxes just like their secretaries do...
Right. That's why he's caved to the Republican Party and extended the Bush tax cuts time and again while freezing pay for federal workers for two years in the midst of a mild depression every time the "loyal opposition" held unemployment benefits hostage. That's why he authorized the second half of the TARP bailout knowing damned good and well that the Wall Street executives who got a tongue-lashing from Warren last night would use it to give themselves billions in bonuses. That's why Obama, like Romney, is seriously proposing cuts in Medicare and Social Security after cutting the Social Security tax by 2%. That's how much Obama "believes in a country where nobody gets a free ride or a golden parachute."
Essentially, what Americans are left with is a choice between the Yorkshire Ripper and Jack the Ripper. And Americans who are scared off by the cold and clammy Mitt Romney and his Eddie Munster ventriloquist doll will vote for the guy who has less kills to his credit and just looks friendlier, the kind of guy "you'd want to have a beer with."
As he continues drone-striking the Middle East, central Asia, the American working class and the US Constitution.
Fortunately, as Mike Flannigan said yesterday
, we do not live in a two party democracy. We've only been conditioned to believe that. There are other alternatives because to those precious few of us who still have powers of discrimination and are sick of using our votes to vote against instead of for, both parties would be hilariously dysfunctional if our current state of economic ruin was a laughing matter outside of China and Saudi Arabia.