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Saturday, April 09, 2011

And this year's winner of the Clarence Thomas I Got Mine And F*ck You Award goes to...
Posted by Jill | 6:55 PM
Current Washington press corps blowjob recipient and Eddie Munster clone Paul Ryan, whose college education you and I paid for -- a benefit he can't wait to deny others:
One day as a 16 year old, Ryan came upon the lifeless body of his father. Paul Ryan, Sr. had died of a heart attack at age 55, leaving the Janesville Craig High School 10th grader, his three older brothers and sisters and his mother alone. It was Paul who told the family of his father’s death.

With his father’s passing, young Paul collected Social Security benefits until age 18, which he put away for college. To make ends meet, Paul’s mother returned to school to study interior design. His siblings were off at college. Ryan remembers this difficult time bringing him and his mother closer.


Hey, don't feel so bad about it. You think you got problems? James O'Keefe went to high school on my property taxes.

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