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Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Maybe this is how they did it.
Posted by Jill | 7:04 AM


No, I'm not making fun of seizures OR epilepsy. But when presented with idiocy like this, humor is the only response. Yesterday Michael the Savage Weiner, gave the Democrats far more credit than that particular hapless bunch deserves:

Am I to believe there's no connection between Charles Schumer on Friday saying he would never appoint, or never, excuse me, approve another Bush appointment to the court, to any court? And then the chief justice suffers a so-called seizure two days later? You're telling me there's no possibility of a conspiracy by the Democrats to have caused this seizure in some manner?" He added: "Tell me it's not possible, and I'll tell you you're a liar.

[snip]

And so, this is pretty amazing to me that he's had a seizure at age 52. That's a pretty amazing thing. They say that he had a similar episode in 1993 and that now they're telling us there's no cause for concern and you don't know what to believe. But he will remain in the hospital and will remain overnight. Now why he had a seizure I don't know. I don't think he was asked to dine in Manhattan on his way to Maine. I don't think he was asked to share a sandwich on his way to Maine, do you? They say, "Well it can't happen here. It's impossible."

Well, let me ask you something. You remember the Russian who ate some polonium sushi? He was going to give an interview that was embarrassing to [Russian President Vladimir] Putin? He ate a polonium sushi and then he died. Well, they do it over there when there's a lot of money at stake, don't they? Power at stake? What's a human being to power-mad people and power-mad parties? Nothing.

So why can't we assume for a moment that it's within the realm of possibility that Roberts was in some way -- his health was in some way tampered with by the Democrats because they can't believe that no matter what they do, no matter what they do -- even if they engineer a victory for Hillary Clinton/[Barack] Obama -- they're still not going to be in control because the court's moved to the center? Just a thought.


No, Mr. Savage....it's called a delusion. Believe me, if the Democrats were capable of what you're saying, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and Gonzo would be not only out of power, but sitting in a brig somewhere. Do you really think that the Democrats deliberately hired Japanese animators to create boobytrapped cartoons that were then watched by John Roberts as he was stepping off a boat....perhaps while wearing a virtual reality headset? But hey, Mike, while you're at it....isn't it interesting that Roberts' last seizure was in 1993? Wasn't that the first year of the (wait for it)......CLINTON ADMINISTRATION?????? After all, he WAS deputy solicitor general for George Herbert Walker Bush, right? Maybe when Clinton took office, he implanted an electrode in Roberts' brain, anticipating with his SUPERIOR KICKASS GIFT OF PROPHESY that George H.W. Bush's son would someday nominate Roberts to the Supreme Court. Yes! That's IT!

Wow....this is easier than I thought.

Mr. Olbermann, I think you've found your Worst Person in the World for tonight.

(big ups to Libby Spencer for finding this one.)

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