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Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Jon Stewart and Samantha Bee weigh in on "Foley Moley"
Posted by Jill | 5:58 AM
Be sure to put down the coffee first:





Meanwhile, it looks like the right is seeking to throw Denny Hastert under the bus in a desperate attempt to NOT pay a political price for the Republican House Leadership having covered up the actions of a pederast for up to five years. But what IF Hastert is thrown under the bus? Who becomes Majority Leader? Boehner? Tom Reynolds, who tried to cut a deal with Brian Ross at ABC to not publish the explicit instant messages? Given the growing list of names involved in this cover-up, you'll either have to make a Democrat Speaker by default, or else pay the men's room attendant enough so that he'll FEEL enough like a Republican to make a credible Republican House Speaker.

Meanwhile, in other news:

Who on earth could have a beef with the Amish?

Where have you gone, Chuck Jones, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

And there's still these little matters:

Rumsfeld has already grown bored with the impending bombing of Iran, and he now has his eye on Venezuela.

Condoleeza Rice needs to be checked for early-onset Alzheimer's, for she can't remember George Tenet warning of her of an impending Al Qaeda attack on July 10, 2001. LIHOP, anyone?

...and curfews have been extended in Iraq after the second mass kidnapping in the last two days. Yup -- Iraq is a shining beacon of democracy for the Middle East, all right.
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