The intrepid Pam (who has just been added, far too late, to our blogroll)
visits the Freepi, so you don't have to.
SEE! The freepi's heads exploding as they try to justify their Chosen Messiah!
HEAR! The twisted logic they use to try to convince themselves that their conservative Valhalla is still possible!
SMELL! The sweat as they realize that their chosen Messiah is a false one!
WITNESS! Live freepi jumping through hoops!