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Monday, April 25, 2005

So who was Gannonguckert servicing at the White House?
Posted by Jill | 1:44 PM

Let's for a minute pretend that it's the mid-1990's. Bill Clinton is president. We find out that a fake reporter for a fake news service, who had a history as a prostitute and gained access to the press gaggle for two years on a day pass, has made more than two dozen excursions to the White House when there were no scheduled briefings. On some of those days, the press gaggle was held on Air Force One. And it also turns out that for many of these visits, either the entry or exit times were not filled out. And on several of these visits, the aforementioned fake reporter/hooker entered or exited by a different entry/exit point than the customary one.

I know what you're thinking. This so-called "reporter" is servicing the president.

Well, guess what. It's 2005. The president's name is George W. Bush. The fake reporter's name is James Guckert/Jeff Gannon. And everything else in the above is true.

So what do you think now?
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