The REPORTED national unemployment rate is up around 5.5%
and it's only going to get worse. But Rush Limbaugh gets $400 million
to vomit up his particular brand of foul verbal stench for another eight years. Something is very, very wrong in this country.
How much of the media frenzy surrounding stories like the Eliot Spitzer Hooker and Christie Brinkley's soon-to-be-ex fucking an eighteen-year-old comes from a desire among the men in America's newsrooms to fuck eighteen-year-olds themselves? (See also: sex between teachers and students.)
Note to the Wilpons: It's over. Start trading for youth. And stop playing Ryan Church until you know for certain he's better. I have a nasty sense that there is something very bad floating around his head and if it gets to the wrong place, the results are going to be tragic. I do not want to see that happen.
The Chinese own us lock, stock, and barrel. You don't piss off your owners by disrespecting them
. Plus, he can play Commander Guy, and it gets him out of our hair for a few days.
Wow. EVERYONE's got a script to pitch
No, pulling a stunt like this
doesn't mean you get to fuck Sienna Miller even if Rhys Ifans did. (And Danny Deckchair
was a dumbass movie anyway.)Unintentionally funny headline of the day.Runner-up.
Ten bucks says they find something in there
that gives them carte blanche to continue hating teh gayz.And you think YOU'RE having a bad week
. First this guy's last name gets changed to "Homosexual" on a so-called Christian web site
, and now this. When the Salt Lake City Tribune is laughing at religious organization
, you know it's jumped the shark.
Don't quit Clean House
just yet, Ms. Nash. Because even this
doesn't compensate for this
. You are too ballsy and too fabulous to be on a misogynistic sitcom at the Misogynist Network. Besides, I have two words for you about what happens when people leave a successful gig for a Fox sitcom: Rob. Corddry
And in closing, a Happy Thought