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Friday, January 07, 2011

Not to sound like a grump, but...
Posted by Jill | 6:28 AM
The story of the you-can't-make-this-up-named Ted Williams, the homeless man with the golden pipes who has in just a few days gone from the street to media darlinghood, is a lovely one. But the insanity surrounding the multiple offers and the relentless media self-congratulation on giving a hidden gem the exposure warranted by a media that loves a resonant voice disguises the larger problem of homelessness in this country.

Mr. Williams, for all his golden voice, has a backstory that fits what most people think about homeless people -- the Fall of the Substance Abuser. If not for his resonant voice, Mr. Williams would be regarded by the very same people who now want to hire him as part of the vast pool of "undeserving poor and homeless." Even as Mr. Williams begins his new live, one with which everyone wishes him success, there are homeless people everywhere that no one wants to hire, to give a home, to help.

As the Dallas Morning News reports, the new face of the homeless is families:
First, they stayed with family. Then, they rented a trailer. Finally, they went to a shelter.

Katrina Stephens, Alan Charles Walker and their three young children became homeless after Walker's construction work dried up.

Now, the family lives in a modest East Dallas apartment as part of Family Gateway's transitional housing program. Stephens plans to finish school to become a medical assistant this spring.

About 80,000 families – typically a single woman with young children – are homeless on any given night, according to the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development.

Families are the fastest-growing homeless population, according to Family Gateway and other local agencies.

More than 170,000 families nationwide stayed at shelters or in transitional housing programs in 2009, up 30 percent from 2007, according to HUD. Those families included 300,000 children younger than 18.

Estimates of the number of homeless families vary.

The National Center on Family Homelessness in Needham, Mass., estimates that 1.5 million children experience homelessness in a year. The center includes children who are "doubled up," living with relatives or friends because of economic hardship.

And in Dallas County, the Metro Dallas Homeless Alliance (MDHA), which coordinates local homeless programs, found that 1,275 people in 422 families were homeless on the night of its annual census in 2010.


On the December 26 edition of This Week, Bob Woodruff did a segment on homeless Iraq and Afghanistan war veterans:



No one is offering these people jobs in media. No one is offering these people who have served their country anything. Republican politicians regard people who still have roofs over their heads but have been laid off as lazy and shiftless and greedy. What do they make of homeless veterans? When was the last time you heard ANY Washington politician talk about the plight of homeless veterans and families?

So yes, let's get the warm fuzzies about Ted Williams' change in fortunes. But instead of self-congratulation, I hope this will re-open the discussion of homelessness in America, and help people realize that every homeless person has a backstory -- and deserves another chance.

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Thursday, January 06, 2011

Recognition that's long overdue
Posted by Jill | 8:04 PM
And to think we knew him when.

The 10 Funniest People, Videos and Things of the Coming Year

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'WTF With Marc Maron'

Acid-tongued, rage-prone satirist Marc Maron has been a stand-up-circuit fixture since the Eighties, hosting Comedy Central shows and befriending guys like Judd Apatow and Conan O'Brien along the way. But his new podcast, "WTF," may be his greatest achievement yet: a series of unvarnished shit-shoots with comedians that move from laugh-geek joke anatomy to quasi-therapeutic venting (Louis C.K. wept during his epic two-part interview).


And there's more, from the New York Times:
On his show, whose title includes an exclamation that can’t be printed here, Mr. Maron, a stand-up comic by trade, has cast himself as an unlikely celebrity interviewer — one who is angry, probing, neurotic and a vulnerable recovering addict. And somehow he’s able to elicit from his guests, mostly other comedians like Sarah Silverman and Ben Stiller, the same level of vulnerability.

The interviews, usually taped in his garage in Los Angeles, often end up feeling more like therapy sessions. Take, for example, Robin Williams talking to Mr. Maron about the dark side of dealing with audiences: “I guess it’s that fear that they’ll recognize — as you know — how insecure are we really? How desperately insecure that made us do this for a living?”

Thanks to moments like these the podcast has, over the last year or so, become a cult hit and a must-listen in show business and comedy circles. The success of the show has everything to do with its perceptive, prickly host and his ability to coax surprisingly revealing things from his guests.


Thirty years from now, people will look at the late, great Morning Sedition the way some people look at Jean Shepherd's show. What most people won't realize is that one short-lived radio show is what allowed Marc Maron to cut his interviewing teeth with some policy heavy-hitters -- people like journalists Michael Ware and Borzou Daragahi, politicians like Howard Dean, policymakers like Robert Reich. Maron may no longer even remember the call letters of Air America's then-flagship station, but it's the experience he got there that laid the groundwork for him to finally find a niche. He's a really good standup comic. But he's a GREAT interview show host.

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Welcome to Dickens World

(By American Zen’s Mike Flannigan, on loan from Ari.)

This eager assault on the foundations of modern middle-class America is of a piece with tea party tantrums on the 14th Amendment, or Rand Paul’s views on the Civil Rights Act. The urge to austerity is epitomized in a movement that demands we return to the gold standard. Modern conservatism has exceeded its title: not content to stand still, today’s conservatives demand a great going backwards. They would spend the 21st Century undoing the 20th Century.” - OsborneInk

"We cannot and should not maintain a system where public employees are the haves and the taxpayers footing the bill are the have-nots." – Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker

What kept you?

The first session of the 112th Congress yesterday was essentially the groundbreaking ceremony of a massive new theme park that’ll stretch from coast to coast. It’s tentatively called Dickens World, the exact analogue of Disney Land’s World of Tomorrow. The regressives’ Land of Yesterday will feature many things no longer seen in what used to be the real world: Social Security, Medicare, public and trade unions and lots and lots of schools.

The price of admission? Your pension, if you’re one of the lucky few to have one, and you’ll be fitted with an Oliver Twist costume comprised completely of rags. The concessions are costly but will consist entirely of gin and gruel (Sorry, you may not have a second helping).

And, of course, the park will be populated with actors in Sykes and Fagin costumes to ensure that we all stay in character of the little thieves that we are all reduced to.

That would those of us who’d insisted on getting another unemployment extension (“More?!”), holding on to the pensions for which we’d worked for decades, the power to bargain collectively, Social Security and Medicare. Those who reasonably insist on these things after having been promised them for these selfsame decades are now being relegated to urchin and hobo status, people who are a drain on the bottom line of billionaires, multimillionaire elected officials and others who can capriciously self deal themselves pay raises while balking at throwing us even a scrap.

As if the rollback to the 19th century on Capitol Hill isn’t bad enough, freshman Republican governors, most notoriously Chris Christie of New Jersey (reportedly a huge fan of Walt Disney’s theme parks) and Scott Walker of Wisconsin, are targeting public unions, principally teacher’s unions, and in true right wing fashion are all but saying that they would love nothing more than to abolish those unions forever. They’ve already come out on many occasions to claim that they the teachers are the drain on the bottom line, not the bloated, jiggling billionaires and multimillionaires whose taxes have been cut every year since 2001 and are still begging for more, more, more.

And cutting public services such as the jobs, health care benefits and pensions of teachers, firefighters, police officers and so forth is all piously done on behalf of the taxpayer, the Have Nots in this Charles Dickens nightmare from which we may never again awake, not the bloated, jiggling billionaires and multimillionaires who are still begging for more, more, more.

That’s what’s so bottomlessly despicable, that Republicans and other regressives, including the fools who elected them, are trying to portray themselves as champions of the little guy and not at all of the billionaires for whom they nonetheless ruthlessly lobbied to have ruinous tax cuts extended as the cutoff date drew near. Instead, the Haves are portrayed by the radical right wing as being not the billionaires and Wall Street tycoons for whom they shamelessly work but teachers, cops and firefighters who make five figure salaries

“Now, They’re Coming After Us.”


A disgruntled Red Sox fan said of his team after the 1986 World Series, “The sons of bitches killed our fathers. Now they’re coming after us.”

Well, the sons of bitches that had killed our grandfathers (literally) as they went on strike demanding unions and collective bargaining power are coming after us, our children and our grandchildren. Because it’ll be our children and grandchildren who will have to pay the note to the Chinese when they call it in to pay for the tax cuts that one would think the Democrats could have ended if they’d but flexed a little muscle.

Just a few years ago, Republicans got the dry heaves at the thought of supporting Bush’s plan to privatize Social Security (still the biggest disappointment of his fantasy presidency). Now they’re openly lobbying for it just as they’re openly lobbying to smash all public and as many trade unions as possible, if the National Republican Governor’s Association’s annual meeting last November is any indication.

And regressives are moving with a ferociously focused and coordinated agenda as if fucking up state and federal budgets and responding with disaster capitalism was the idea all along, as if they were moving into a Phase 2 of a master plan that involved Republican and corporate greed resulting in an excuse to take away even more from the middle class.

Politicians of all stripes rarely if ever think beyond the next election cycle but corporate raiders, like al Qaeda and other terrorists, think in terms of decades. Because of Republican/corporate initiatives, we’re now a nation of temp workers and minimum wage-earning clerks forced to steal and hustle like little Oliver Twists at the behest of the Fagins of the nation while our Mr. Creosotes get more and more bloated while somehow, miraculously, never quite reaching the bursting point.

And the timing couldn’t be any better because after we start killing each other in loading docks over bottles of Fiji water and government cheese and the social discontent can no longer be blamed on a few malcontents and bad apples, they can always blame it on the Democrat sitting in the Oval Office during the next election year, point to him and say, “There’s your villain! Get him!!”

Of course, this nightmare all started during Reagan, the guy who cut the tax rate for the wealthiest from 70% to 31%, smashed PATCO and whose initiatives resulted in tens of thousands of auto workers losing their jobs because they, too, were considered a drain on the bottom line of Roger Smith’s GM and other automakers. We’re just now entering the REM cycle, which is why none of us are waking up.

What was once unthinkable, like gambling away Social Security and its $2.7 trillion surplus, is now business as usual for the “new” GOP.

And as we exit Dickens World much poorer than we were on arrival, the actors, still in costume and character, will serenade us with a jeering rendition of “Happy Days Are Here, Again!” as we limp into a swollen red sun setting into a bruised, mottled horizon.
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Before you get optimistic over those job numbers...
Posted by Jill | 5:21 AM
I have no doubt that the Obama administration will start crowing about the job creation numbers under its watch. The reality, however, is that the jobs being created are not the kind of support-a-family, keep-you-in-the-middle-class jobs. No, the new job market in the U.S. is a job market specifically designed to work everyone to death in their new status as working poor:
Did you hear the happy news? Dollar General stores will hire 6,000 people this year. Yes America, hiring is back!

Actually, curb the enthusiasm. This isn't the stuff that robust middle class recoveries are made of. According to Payscale.com, the Dollar General chain pays its assistant managers $9.22 an hour and store managers $11.51 an hour. Cashiers and sales associates make barely over minimum wage. We're talking about thousands of new jobs between $20,000 and $30,000 a year.

It's a sign of the times. Low-wage jobs, including everything from retail sales associates to home health aides, are the bread and butter of our employment boom, while middle income jobs are on the decline.

Among the top ten occupations projected to have the largest numerical growth in the next decade, seven pay median wages under $30,000 a year, including food preparers and servers earning $16,000, and retail and home care workers who make $20,000. Home aides and retail workers are expected to add about 1.4 million positions this decade while middle-class manufacturing jobs are projected to lose more than a million jobs.

This is not the kind of job swap you want to see in a world-leading economy. Peter Creticos, president and executive director for the Institute for Work and the Economy, calls it the "down waging" of American jobs, and he fears it has and will continue to hurt the economy, blunt innovation and impoverish society at large.

"We're not growing the middle, so people on the bottom have no where to go and we're putting downward pressure on good skilled jobs for those in the middle," he said. The individuals holding jobs paying near-poverty wages will be able to find work, he continued, but making ends meet will be a struggle for a growing segment of the working population. Nearly a third of working families are struggling to buy groceries and pay utility bills, according to a recent report by The Working Poor Families Project. Talk about making work not pay.

Low-wage jobs have always been part of the economic landscape, the same way every pyramid has a base. But in the last 30 years, wages at the bottom of the pyramid have barely budged but low wage jobs have grown. The Great Recession exacerbated this trend by creating a glut of needy workers who would accept even less money to get off unemployment, putting more downward pressure on lower wages.

How is the media handling this? Rather than ask how we can rescue tens of millions of underpaid workers, today's headlines pretend the real problem is greedy public sector workers. We are angry at teachers, government workers and autoworkers for the audacity of negotiating livable wages. (Remember the vitriol that spilled out against average, middle class autoworkers when the government was contemplating bailing out the auto industry? Even bankers didn't feel such rage from the public.) It's open season on teachers and government employees, especially those who are unionized and have been able to ensure a fair wage and benefits and actually live the American dream.

If you think the last three decades have been bad for unions, wait another three months. Across the country governors are trying to strip public employees of collective bargaining rights. John Kasich, the new Republican governor of Ohio, will try to take away a teacher's right to strike. "They've got good jobs, they've got high pay, they get good benefits, a great retirement. What are they striking for?" he said, as reported by the New York Times. To which, one must respond: What's wrong with fighting for high pay, good benefits and a great retirement?

Perhaps Dollar General's 6,000 new hires can take solace in a thin silver lining. At least they know politicians won't use their $20,000 salaries as political piñatas.

When I finally left my early "career" in "the exciting world of retail management" in 1980, I was making the princely sum of $12,500 a year. That was thirty years ago. In order to have the buying power that my salary in 1980 had, you would need a salary of $33,192.20 (calculated here). Today, a store manager of a Dollar General, if working 52 weeks a year and if he/she is an exempt employee (which as a manager is probably the case), that $11.51 an hour amounts to an annual salary of $23,940, or $9,015.67 in 1980 dollars. In other words, managing a Dollar General today pays even less -- about 25% less -- than I was paid in 1980 to manage the hosiery and costume jewelry departments at Bamberger's.

This is the reality today for Americans who are not bankers or corporate executives:
The decade just concluded is the first in which Americans, on average, have seen their incomes decline. Median household income increased by about $4,000 per decade in the 1980s and '90s: from $42,429 in 1980 to $46,049 in 1990 to $50,557 in 2000 (in 2007 dollars). In 2009, the most recent year for which we have figures, it had declined to $49,777 - but 2009, of course, was a year of deep recession. If we go back to the peak year of the last decade, 2007, we find that median household income was just $50,233- roughly $300 less than it had been in 2000.

Until the housing and financial bubbles burst, of course, we enjoyed the illusion of prosperity through the days of wine and credit. Now we stand on unfamiliar terrain in which almost all the signs of long-term economic health point downward. Our private sector isn't creating jobs at a rate commensurate with our increasing population, much less at a level to significantly reduce unemployment. The share of our civilian population employed has dropped to 58.2 percent - the lowest level since the early '80s, when far fewer women had entered the workforce.

Those who believe our downturn is cyclical argue that job-creating public spending can restore us to prosperity, while those who believe it's structural - that we have too many carpenters, say, and not enough nurses - believe that we should leave things be while American workers acquire new skills and enter different lines of work. But there's a third way to look at the recession: that it's institutional, that it's the consequence of the decisions by leading banks and corporations to stop investing in the job-creating enterprises that were the key to broadly shared prosperity.

Our multinational companies still invest, of course - just not at home. A study by the Business Roundtable and the U.S. Council Foundation found that the share of the profits of U.S.-based multinationals that came from their foreign affiliates had increased from 17 percent in 1977 and 27 percent in 1994 to 48.6 percent in 2006. As the companies' revenue from abroad has increased, their dependence on American consumers has diminished. The equilibrium among production, wages and purchasing power - the equilibrium that Henry Ford famously recognized when he upped his workers' pay to an unheard-of $5 a day in 1913 so they could afford to buy the cars they made, the equilibrium that became the model for 20th-century American capitalism - has been shattered. Making and selling their goods abroad, U.S. multinationals can slash their workforces and reduce their wages at home while retaining their revenue and increasing their profits. And that's exactly what they've done.

Our economic woes, then, are not simply cyclical or structural. They are also - chiefly - institutional, the consequence of U.S. corporate behavior that has plunged us into a downward cycle of underinvestment, underemployment and under-consumption. Our solutions must be similarly institutional, requiring, for starters, the seating of public and worker representatives on corporate boards. Short of that, there will be no real prospects for reversing America's downward mobility.


What I would ask our Republican congresspeople, and those like Sharron Angle, who believes that Americans are "spoiled" for their heinous crime of wanting a job that pays a living wage, is this: How do you expect this country to be successful in the future when even those fortunate enough to be able to go to college are going to find themselves emerging into the job market with what is essentially a mortgage hanging over their heads and a job market that consists of low-wage service jobs that pay less than I was making during the Arab oil embargo and recession of the late 1970's? I'm sorry, but 1% of people who are preposterously wealthy do not spend enough money to keep an economy the size of this one afloat.

Last weekend we were watching a documentary called Made in Jamaica, about the rise of reggae as a musical expression of the pain and rage of being poor in a developing nation:

MADE IN JAMAICA: Movie Trailer. Watch more top selected videos about: MADE IN JAMAICA, Jerome Laperrousaz


What purports to be a celebration of the evolution of a nation's music has as its dark underbelly the reality of Jamaica -- a country in which great wealth exists alongside intractable poverty, with very little in between. I work with a Jamaican woman with whom I chat frequently about sociopolitical issues. She talks of the distrust Jamaicans have of their government, or their conviction that the government only serves the interests of the wealthy, of the reality that what middle class there is in Jamaica tends to come here, and of the pockets of no hope and no future that exist in the urban areas of Kingston. While watching Made in Jamaica, I noted to Mr. Brilliant, "This is America's future." Because we too are headed down the road of extreme wealth existing alongside grinding poverty, with nothing in between. We're headed in that direction, but most Americans don't know it yet. So they dance to Chris Christie's tune of "blame public unions and teachers" and new Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson and North Carolina Senator Richard Burr's rhythm section, who claim that the unemployed are "too lazy" to take jobs that pay less than I made thirty years ago. They don't bother to note that these are people whose jobs have been eliminated and either sent overseas or put on the shoulders of the still-employed, who are now working themselves to an early grave because of the increased workload, or as the financial community puts it, "productivity".

Our slide to third world nationhood is now inevitable, helped along by greedy Republicans, hapless Democrats too weak to put up a fight, or too willing to pocket the table scraps of corporate money left over after Republicans stuff themselves at the corporate cash groaning board, and a willfully ignorant and stupid population that thinks that greedy grifter Sarah Palin is just like them, that Chris Christie's bullying is actually "strength" and that they simply can't be bothered finding out how their leaders are slowly killing them because after all, Jersey Shore is on.

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Wednesday, January 05, 2011

Dear General God…

Dear Col. Marsha Lilly:

I would like to learn more about CSF. At first, I thought it stood for “congestive soul failure” until I read your informative website. There’s some heathens like Mr. Mikey Weinstein of the Military Religious Freedom Foundation and Jason Leopold of Truthout who are telling us that your CSF program was created by the same man who did a study on the psychological effects of torture for the Bush administration. Please, Colonel, say it isn’t so!

Apparently, according to these Godless heathens Weinstein and Leopold, CSF, or what is really known as Comprehensive Soldier Fitness, is a litmus test guaranteed to make other godless heathens fail and to punish them for their spiritual flabbiness. Weinstein is doing an admirable job in drawing out the atheistic crazies who apparently thought the Equal Protection Clause of the US constitution was going to be observed when they first enlisted. But Weinstein is raising a big stink about the word of God being disseminated like semen in the Castro and is calling for a stop to this practice because, #1, it infringes on some vague rights also guaranteed in the First Amendment in the Constitution about freedom of religion and, #2 you know, the torture connection.

Now, you will never find a more staunch skeptic to this rabble-rousing by the MRFF and Truthout than me because I’ve been to your website, Colonel Lilly, and I never once saw the name “God” ever mentioned even under the spiritual fitness section of the CSF’s web page. In fact, there’s another fitness/litmus test called the “GAT”, or Global Assessment Tool, which is a wonderful old 1930’s slang term for “gun.” And what’s more harmless and secular than Jimmy Cagney or Edward G. Robinson, yet something that keeps the image of a gun firmly in their minds?

This gives rise to an idea that “Global Assessment Tool” put in my mind and if you like it, you can have it for free and run with it. It seems to me that the technology for a Global Assessment Tool is right around the corner. If we can somehow compress the officially secular disciplines of the GAT like we can a Global Positioning System, or a GPS, we’ll eventually get to the point where chaplains won’t even have to minister on the field of battle. Think about it. Mounted on the dash of any jeep, Humvee or MRAP, we can warn a soldier when he’s about to get spiritually lost. “Turn right and don’t even think about getting your cock sucked by that Jezebel in Central Supply or we’ll have to rethink your coordinates to heaven.” Huh, huh???

Now, according to documents obtained by Truthout, CSF is Army Chief of Staff George Casey’s #3 priority. CSF is devoted partially to spiritual healing and that evangelizing will help prevent suicides among service members, surely a worthy goal. Considering there were 244 Army suicides in 2009, with over 30 in June alone, with a 10% or more increase this year over last year, Gen. Casey should justifiably be alarmed about this. In fact, perhaps he ought to elevate it to his #1 priority.

Part of the reason may be the emphasis on “it gets better”, especially in the afterlife. Since a large percentage of these suicides are combat soldiers, perhaps you guys are a little too good at what you do when you describe heaven and obese little midgets playing harps and all, and these poor, lost souls are so excited about their Great Reward that they just can’t wait to get there. Hm, horrible, blood-soaked war zone or fluffy white clouds and Harpo Marx? Decisions, decisions. Just a thought.


Then again, there’s the other pesky angle: The shrink whose work inspired the psychological part of the torture Let’s Sit Down and Have a Nice, Earnest, Robust Chat About the Truth policy of the Bush administration is also the guy who designed your spiritual Jack Lalanne workout/juicer regimen. Junk psychologist Dr. Seligman, who certainly has the right ideas regarding one’s reasons for getting into mental health care, is such a happy, happy man (thanks largely to the no-bid, $31,000,000 contract he got from Uncle Sam last year), hardly one could accuse of inspiring and developing torture policies. Plus, the guy’s a Jew! A Jew spreading the word and gospel of Jesus? Puh-leeze!

So please edify me as to what your program actually does and aims to achieve besides making our fighting men and women go "over the hill" by the hundreds to their Great Reward sooner than expected?

Yours in and around Christ and thereabouts,

Robert Crawford
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Monday, January 03, 2011

Two Hundred and Forty One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

(By American Zen's Mike Flannigan, on loan from Ari Goldstein.)

I miss Hunter S. Thompson. Probably more than most of you.

I wish the American mainstream media had taken his cue and had all become gonzo journalists, unafraid to take sides and to deliver the news that mattered instead of dutifully bleaching out any editorializing and jealously coveting access at the very expense of the news.

Because if we had, we wouldn't be seeing pap like the kind posted under the AP's Larry Margasak's byline. The title of the piece, currently the lead story on Yahoo's index page, is "GOP Agenda May Mean More In 2012 Than Now." As it's supposed to according to the rules of journalism, the opening paragraph tells you exactly where the author is headed, although it doesn't promise to be anywhere nearly as good as The Promised Land:
WASHINGTON -- Even if the next two years end in congressional gridlock, Republicans hope to build a record that demonstrates to voters in 2012 that they can get it right.

Yeah, you read that right. Republicans #1 actually care what their voters think, #2 they actually have a vested interest in "getting it right" (or, in the first language of the Republicans, "mach es tuchtig.") and, most risibly, #3, the obstructionist GOP is our best hope of ending Congressional gridlock.

Say what you want about the bland mainstream media but every once in a while, they do get off a good one.

The New York Times hardly gets it much more right in their lead story of what will happen in the next two days when the inmates will finally get to throttle House Speaker Mildred Ratched as they take over the beautiful, marble asylum known as the House of Representatives.

Barack Obama is Turkel, naturally, the kindly, befuddled orderly who just can't seem to keep those damned lunatics in line and got drunk on the Koolaid of bipartisanship and surely got his poor, old black ass fired because of their shenanigans.

This is basically Margasak's view of the GOP, courtesy of Red State, mealy-mouthed Republican Congressmen and women like Eric Cantor and Michele Bachmann reciting the long-irrelevant Declaration of Independence that they seem to revere more than the Constitution.

In Margasak's world view, the GOP really, honestly, sincerely wants, like Darrel Issa, for the Obama administration, and America, to succeed by tying it up with nearly 300 letters of investigation and inquiry per year, almost all of it aimed at the Obama administration like a cartoon blunderbuss.

Not a word from Margasak, or the NY Times, about how the GOP had already put the kibosh on a climate change committee and actually intend to investigate the President's very legitimacy and eligibility to hold office.

They also promise to hold hearings into the now-defunct ACORN that was slain by a Republican jailbird and stooge named James O'Keefe and into the so-called New Black Panther Party because proper-thinking Caucasian-Americans shouldn't be expected to tolerate the threat of an empowered African American electorate. And one supposedly intimidated white voter in Philadelphia, in the Republican mind, far outweighs actual voter intimidation and disenfranchisement of countless tens of thousands of black people in different states and in successive elections.

Yes, the Republicans will show us the way, just as they did during the four years they had complete power over all three branches of government. That was 2003-2007, the years we saw the invasion of Iraq, the implosion of the housing market and the US economy in general, revelations of Olympic-class Republican corruption and sexual perversion, the death-by-negligence of New Orleans, foot dragging in Afghanistan, the outing of Valerie Plame... The whole rotten list of indictments goes on and on.

And the party that thinks corporate and personal tax cuts and saying no to whatever the Democrats want are the solutions to all of life's problems are going to somehow lead us from a brutal African oppressor and into the Promised Land? (A note to non-Biblical scholars: The Israelites stumbled in the desert for 40 years and their descendants had to wait another couple of thousand years before their Promised Land was finally founded.)

The Party of "Drill, Baby, Drill!" is going to investigate the Obama administration regarding the BP oil spill? That's kind of like hiring Ocean's 11 to investigate the robbery at the Bellagio.

Until the MSM get it right and start holding these lying, thieving, racist psychopaths to the same scrutiny and standards to which they hold the Obama (and any Democratic) administration, then they're in no position to be taking sides and naively hoping, and fooling the American people into thinking, that the world-eating Republican Party is the magic elixir to all of our problems.

They're the ones who pushed us over the cliff. Don't go looking for a rope anytime soon.
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Ross Douthat wants a "Handmaid's Tale" world
Posted by Jill | 6:14 AM
For those who haven't read A Handmaid's Tale (or seen the movie), it takes place in the United States after the government is overthrown and replaced with theocrats. Not so far-fetched, eh? In this world, fertile women are captured and become the property of infertile couples, particularly of the men in such couples, for the sole purpose of conceiving children for them. The story is told from the viewpoint of one such woman, Offred (because such women are only recognized by to whom they belong, in this case "of Fred"). A fuller symopsis is offered at the novel's Wikipedia entry.




In the movie, Offred is portrayed heartbreakingly (doubly so now) by the late Natasha Richardson, and the couple by a creepy Robert Duvall and equally creepy Faye Dunaway, who keeps a lovely upper-class home and spends her days clipping lovely flowers in her garden. The movie provides a somewhat more upbeat conclusion than the book, but the story still resonates with women like me who are old enough to remember when girls in junior high and high school would "go to visit grandma for a while" after putting on some weight and then come back slimmer and usually quieter and sadder. These girls didn't have abortions. These girls were sent away to have their babies out of sight of their parents' friends and of their classmates, and to hand those babies off to strangers. Because before Roe v. Wade, that's what young girls did who became pregnant and whose parents didn't know any doctors who would perform a then-illegal abortion.

Access to abortion has become more limited in the last decade, as American terrorists continue to kill doctors who perform them and state legislatures continue to enact laws to restrict access. A meme persists on the so-called "pro-life" right (which cares little or nothing about babies who are born, unless they are white and handed off to affluent white families) that teenaged girls AND adult women decide to have an abortion as easily as they decide to get their nails done or get a latte at Starbucks.

This segment from an MTV program which aired December 28 would give lie to that notion in a sane world:

But we do not live in a sane world. The Handmaid's Tale is a work of fiction. But in the insane world in which we live, Ross Douchebag at the New York Times feels free to articulate the notion right out of that novel that young women with unwanted pregnancies have a moral obligation to carry their babies to term so that affluent, infertile women can have children to raise:
In every era, there’s been a tragic contrast between the burden of unwanted pregnancies and the burden of infertility. But this gap used to be bridged by adoption far more frequently than it is today. Prior to 1973, 20 percent of births to white, unmarried women (and 9 percent of unwed births over all) led to an adoption. Today, just 1 percent of babies born to unwed mothers are adopted, and would-be adoptive parents face a waiting list that has lengthened beyond reason.


Or as TBogg so succinctly says:

Shorter Ross Douthat:

Poor uneducated pregnant women should waste not so that upper middle-class women will want not.


I wonder if I'm the only one who finds it creepy that so many adult conservative males are so utterly obsessed with the reproductive functioning and the sex lives of teenagers.

UPDATE: Because Douchebag's utopian vision of a Nation of Breeders is so mindbogglingly fucked-up, here's more from:


  • Amanda
  • Melissa (despite her irritating habit of insisting that everything come with a "trigger warning", as if all feminists were fragile flowers who might be pushed off the deep end at the slightest provocation)
  • Jill (no, the other one)


(more as I find them)

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Sunday, January 02, 2011

Nothing is the new something.
Posted by Jill | 1:16 PM
It's only January 2, and already I'm sick of hearing that something is the new something else. I realize that this is snark (sort of) but still....yeesh:
Every year, I predict the death of the cupcake. I'm always wrong.

But this year, they'll have real competition from the humble pie. Trend-spotters are calling pie the food of the year. Texas and New York restaurants offer pie happy hours. Pies are showing up at weddings, and pie shops are opening in a neighborhood near you. Pies come in sweet and savory, maxi and mini, deep dish and deep-fried.

If pies are the new cupcakes, New York Magazine says, vegetables are the new meat.

No more the supporting actors. Vegetables are stars. Remember food guru Michael Pollan's mantra? "Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants." It's getting some serious traction.

And when Mario Batali — the prince of pork — embraces meatless Mondays, you know the times they are a-changing.

One of the most glam vegetables will be kale. Look for the frilly bouquet of slightly bitter, dark greens both cooked and raw in a salad.

Root vegetables, meanwhile, are the new heirlooms. These gnarled vegetables such as salsify, Jerusalem artichokes and celery root are about to step onto the food fashion runway.

Child nutrition is definitely on the national radar screen. Childhood obesity has been called the new tobacco. We'll see top chefs in school cafeterias and more healthful choices on kids' menus in restaurants.

At the same time, junk food is going upscale. I have reports of foie gras wrapped in cotton candy and restaurant-made Cheeto-like snacks.

After years of gourmet hamburgers, hot dogs may be the new popular kids. They're moving from street carts to brick-and-mortar buildings. Watch for them on your block.


On the other hand, pie.

Especially the apple pie from Fairway.

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Well, he should just lose height then
Posted by Jill | 5:54 AM
You didn't read that wrong. The title of this post does say "height", not "weight".

It was one thing when you could just shrug and say an overweight airline passenger should just go on a diet. But perhaps when a passenger is too tall to fit his legs in the space allotted between rows, can we please just acknowledge that when airlines are trying to cram ever-more passengers on a plane, no adult in even the normal range of sizes is denied even basic comfort?
When Brooks Anderson boarded a Spirit Airlines flight from Chicago to Ft. Myer's, Fla., to spend Christmas with his family, he said he didn't expect to be standing for the next two-and-a-half hours.

"I was in an aisle seat and I clearly didn't fit into the seat at all," he said. "I couldn't even stuff myself in there."

The 25-year-old is 6'7" and as he tried to squeeze his knees under his chin, his tall frame proved to be too big to fit into Spirit's tiny coach seat.

"This is the most crammed I've been by far," Anderson said.

Even though he was in the last row of the plane, Anderson said the flight attendants wouldn't let him stick his knees out into the aisle, so he was forced to sit with them jammed into the metal tray table on the seat in front of him.

"It's incredibly painful," he said.

Anderson said he asked to be moved to an exit row seat, which typically has more legroom.

"The stewardess and I talked before the takeoff," he said. "She asked if anyone in the emergency row would switch spots with me [but] came back and said, 'You're stuck'."

Brooks Anderson stands at 6'7" and is shown here with his grandparents.

When none of the other passengers offered to help, Anderson said he decided to take matters into his own hands and asked if he could stand for the flight.

"I said, 'I need to do something about this, is it O.K. if I stand after the seatbelt sign is turned off?,'" he said. "She said it was O.K."

It got to the point where if the attendent wouldn't let him stand, Anderson said he seriously considered getting off the plane and missing the flight altogether.

"If I had to sit in my seat the whole time, I would have been in physical pain, with metal jamming into my knee caps for the whole flight," Anderson explained.

He then spent the remainder of the flight "dodging people going to and from the bathroom."

"It's like being in a subway car for two-and-a-half hours, which is awful," he said, adding that there was luckily no turbulence during the flight.

"It's bizarre," said Anderson's mother, Katie Anderson. "This was the first time he's been treated like this."


One could argue that if you're flying Spirit, you know that what you're getting is to be crammed into a sardine can. But other airlines aren't significantly better. Standing on a crowded subway train for a half-hour at rush hour is gruesome enough. But you paid two-and-a-half bucks for that ride. To pay hundreds of dollars (after including fees and taxes) to fly, and then be told that you have to stand if you don't want your legs crushed, means it's time to speak to the airline industry in the only language it understands: money. Just stay home. Now that there's Skype, you can have face-to-face conversations with your relatives that way.

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Saturday, January 01, 2011

I feel better now. A bit. Maybe.
Posted by Jill | 9:11 AM
Fuck 2010.

Yeah. This too:




(Gotta love that poppy little riff in the middle of all that snark.)

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Lest we forget.
Posted by Jill | 7:56 AM
There's some rumbling afoot that Joe Scarborough is considering a run for president in 2012.

The mainstream media won't bring this up, but just in case you've forgotten, go read this post from July at Brendan Calling.

Could be nothing, as we found out with the Chandra Levy murder. But that doesn't mean it should be swept under the rug if Joey the Scar decides to be a candidate for the highest office in the land.

And while you're over there, you may never buy another real Christas tree again after reading this.

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