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Friday, May 07, 2010

Sign These Waivers, Then You Can See Your Family


"From the beginning, our focus has been on the crewmembers and their families, working with all parties in the response efforts and conducting a Transocean investigation into the incident. At this time, it would be inappropriate to comment on litigation." - Transocean, the owner of the Deepwater Horizon oil rig that exploded and sank, to NPR.

In Arizona, brown people are forced to show papers. In Louisiana, rig workers are forced to sign them.

However trusting of your fellow man you may usually be and however many protections and personal rights corporations have co-opted for themselves with the respective help of Congress and the Supreme Court, you need to understand one thing: Never trust a corporation.

Consider this story from National Public Radio that relays a tale told by some of the workers who'd survived the disaster, of bodies burning and others dismembered. Likened to "a war zone," the scenario was nightmarish enough as these men had to scramble to get aboard life boats and to be rescued at sea.

Once they reached land, they were then surrounded by corporate security personnel, whisked through the back door of a hotel and were forbidden from seeing or even telephoning family members to assure them they were safe. In the meantime, during their forced isolation that sounds more like kidnapping and misprisonment than safety protocols, the survivors were then pressured to sign waivers. Among the money shots in the form letters were these two paragraphs at the end:
"I was not a witness to the incident requiring the evacuation and have no first hand or personal knowledge regarding the incident."

The second says: "I was not injured as a result of the incident or evacuation."

The ones that felt pressured to sign are now having those used against them as they've filed civil lawsuits and Transocean's attorneys are now waving these form letters in their lawyer's face as if it's some magical cloak of invulnerability.

Before the 11 burned and dismembered bodies were even recovered, Transocean and BP were terrified the survivors would talk to the press then get in touch with lawyers, who were also not allowed to be present during their isolation. It reads suspiciously like the Katrina survivors who were whisked out of state and forced to live in formaldehyde-smelling FEMA trailers for well over a year in FEMA-owned internment camps.

Sure, they deserve the rights of individuals because this is what corporations do: They act in the interests of self-preservation in much the same way that individual people do when trapped in a disaster such as an oil rig exploding or a levee buckling during a massive flood.

Meanwhile, we can take consolation from the fact that, after ducking fines, safety regulations and personal accountability for the deaths of miners, Massey Energy CEO Don Blankenship last year saw his personal income skyrocket to over $27 million in compensation. This comes a week after it was learned that BP's net profits jumped 135% in their first quarter this year. The rich get richer and the poor don't just get poorer, they get dead.

29 Massey miners were killed barely more than two weeks before BP's DeepWater Horizon oil rig exploded, caught fire and sank, killing 11 workers.

And now, unless a federal court directly challenges the legality of these waivers that were obviously obtained under duress, coercion and social isolation, it looks as if Transocean and BP will walk away unscathed save for bad press from bloggers and a few media outlets. The very fact that the waiver forces them to falsely admit they were not a witness to the rig's explosion even though they were on it when it blew should alone have the waivers thrown out.

But stranger things have happened in federal court, such as the Supreme Court allowing corporations like BP to essentially buy their way into elections unimpeded.
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An unintentionally hilarious quote to end your week
Posted by Jill | 6:03 AM
As you may have heard, the Washington Times is up for sale, because the Rev. Sun Myung Moon's children can't agree on whether to continue to shovel money down the black hole that is the "newspaper". Apparently the entire operation is coming apart:
Meanwhile, staffers who have survived a series of draconian layoffs report that snakes and mice have slipped into the newspaperโ€™s building because the owners canโ€™t afford exterminators to combat the infestations.

โ€œThere was a three-foot-long black snake in the main conference room the other day,โ€ said reporter Julia Duin. โ€œWe have snakes in the newsroom.โ€

And this differs from the paper in its heyday....how?

Thanks everyone, you've been a great audience. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

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Thursday, May 06, 2010

Impotent Old Men
Posted by Jill | 5:07 AM
No, I'm not talking about the Vatican this time. I'm talking about the Three Stooges of Faux Toughness, Joe Lieberman, John McCain, and Lindsey Graham, all of whom are every day that the story of the New York car bomb develops resembling more and more the old Al Franken/Tom Davis SNL sketch in which two politicians run ads trying to outdo each other on how tough on crime they'll be. It ends with one ad which has the candidate saying, "We'll kill 'em BEFORE they can commit a crime."

You have to wonder about guys like these three -- two Sore Losermen and a closet case -- and oh, hell, let's throw Dick Cheney in there too while we're at it, who have this hard-on for torture and for eviscerating due process and the Constitution in the name of "toughness" and "strength." Their "strength" is that of the schoolyard bully who still has to wear a diaper in bed at night. Where "strength" became equated with running around like a chicken with its head cut off, screaming "OMYGODTHETERRORISTSARECOMING WE'REALLGONNADIEOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!", I have no idea. But somewhere along the line, Republican politicians decided that there way hay to be made among residents of towns in flyover states that have a near-zero risk of actually being the target of a terrorist attack by keeping them in a constant state of fear. Lieberman is a particularly heinous example of this, and he's not even a Republican (though he might as well be). It's appalling that a Jewish politician whose sole concern in regard to terrorism often seems to be the safety of Israel, a country founded to assuage Western guilt about looking the other way while Hitler massacred Jews, would advocate summary stripping of citizenship and presumable deportation if the government doesn't like the crowd with which you hang out. Given the flexible government definition of terrorism in this country, which does not seem to include nurderers of women's health practitioners and white guys who want to overthrow the government, I'm not sure we can trust politicians to decide who should retain citizenship and who shouldn't. We are all Emma Goldman now.

That these guys are continuing to beat the waterboarding-and-torture drum, while Faisal Shahzad is singing like a canary even AFTER having his Miranda rights read, just shows that for them, the whole Bushian torture-and-military-tribunal thing isn't about our safety, it's about a bunch of impotent old men being able to feel that they can still get it up.

Once again, Rachel Maddow debunked the efficacy of this model, which may make John McCain, Joe Lieberman, and Lindsey Graham feel like Biggus Dickus, but is actually a less effective way of dealing with suspected and actual terrorists than the law enforcement model they deride:


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Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Negative Capability

"At once it struck me, what quality went to form a Man of Achievement especially in Literature which Shakespeare possessed so enormously -- I mean negative capability, that is when man is capable of being in uncertainties, Mysteries, doubts, without any irritable reaching after fact & reason." - John Keats

Negative capability is about the only thing that describes the Konservative Kalliope Korps. If any group of freaks, zombies and nutzoids ever aspired to, and achieved, the status of Keats' prized "negative capability", it's the right wing in the wake of the failed "car bomb" plot in Times Square and the explosion and sinking of the BP oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico.

Except the right wing is absolutely certain in their convictions, with no "uncertainties, mysteries, doubts" although they're certainly not guilty of any "irritable reaching after fact and reason." In fact, people like Rush Limbaugh and the always risible Michael "Margarita" Brown seem to be deliberately moving away from fact and reason as surely as magnetically polarized opposites repel each other.

In fact, the right wing seems about as interested in getting their facts straight as an old, worn-out junkyard dog on a short leash, living in its fecal matter and snapping at anyone who even smells like The Nation or patchouli oil.

While liberals with lingering questions about 9/11 and how the facts don't even begin to mesh with the Bush administration's official narrative are dismissed as "truthers", Rush Limbaugh and Michael Brown, two ultimate examples of the antithesis of "men of achievement", are free to advance conspiracy theories implicating liberals out of wholecloth and with complete impunity.

The Gulf coast has barely begun recuperating five years after Brown's and Bush's slothful response to Katrina yet President Obama is somehow at fault for a Halliburton-built rig owned by BP for his own allegedly slothful response, even though it happened mere weeks after the President did the right wing's bidding by drilling, baby, drilling.

The Pakistani stooge who tried to set his Nissan on fire is a registered Democrat with an invisible "Obama 2012" sticker. Big deal, even that's true. So's Fred Phelps. So was Reagan and McCarthy. Meanwhile, people have developed temporary amnesia that Tim McVeigh, the author of a real bombing that claimed 168 lives, was a registered Republican.

And all this is coloring, no pun intended, Cinco de Mayo, a holiday celebrating and honoring the invaluable contribution of Latin culture to a country that happily took away much of their land with the rapacious industry with which we'd stolen from Native Americans.

It's the poor, brown people who are the villains and economic terrorists, don't you know? It's virtually impossible to keep them straight unless you have a handy-dandy scorecard. Luckily, I love making scorecards, so let's tally the totals here:

Terrorists and Body Counts

19 Middle Eastern 9/11 hijackers- Nearly 3000
Latinos-0

Major Nidal Hassan- 13
Latinos- 0

Humam Khalil Muhammed Abu Mulal al-Balawi- 8
Latinos- 0

Timothy McVeigh, executed Republican- 168
Latinos- 0

The guy who tried to blow up his BVDs on Christmas Day- Nigerian.
Not a Latino.

Yeah, I can see how Arizona would feel they'd have to do the Border Patrol's and Immigration's jobs by rounding up as many Mexicans as possible.

Since they're so fond of bellyaching, the right wing could plausibly make cases with all these issues and somehow make them stick to the President. For instance, how come Faisal Shahzad was permitted to get on a plane and come within 30 minutes of takeoff instead of the airline checking his status on a recently revised No Fly Watch list (he was on it)?

Why is the Democratic-controlled Congress having secret, closed door meetings with BP executives instead of openly telling us what the size, scope and scale of this disaster is? Why did the Obama administration swallow hook, line and sinker BP's oily assurances that their offshore Gulf drilling operations were safe? Why did the Obama-era Interior Ministry allow BP to essentially write its own policy and to not hold them to the same safety standards as other countries?

These are legitimate questions that not only have to be asked and answered, they also don't even come close to veering into the conspiratorial La La Land alleged to be the home turf of the "reality-based community."

Republican and Muslim extremists are responsible for some of the worst terrorist acts committed on American soil and against American citizens. We've yet to suffer either a manmade or a natural disaster with a significant body count under Obama. Yet liberals, Democrats and environmentalists are allowed to be smeared by the broad shit-stained brush of Rush Limbaugh without challenge and without anyone presenting the facts.

Timothy McVeigh was a Republican who murdered 168 in cold blood. The White House and Congress were controlled by Republicans who let 1800 perish in the wake of Hurricane Katrina then blamed those people who embarrassed the Bush administration with their dead and bloated bodies. It was a Republican who decided to launch an illegal war in Iraq that's killed almost 5000 US troops and hundreds of coalition forces and countless hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqis.

Yes, Barack Obama and the liberals who insist on clinging to his coattails and pants legs are far from perfect but we have not seen the loss of life or the devastation on the scale of a Bush administration. The right wing got their offshore oil drilling and now the oil-soaked albatrosses are coming home to roost around their fat necks.

The right wing got their Afghanistan war extended and it's now deadlier than Iraq.

But what is a couple of idiots who slipped through the cracks without harming a soul compared to a right wing crackpot like Timothy McVeigh destroying a federal building and murdering 168 innocents, and what is even this oil spill compared to a Cat 5 hurricane that managed to wash away a major American city and killing 1800 because of Republican apathy toward dark, Democratic voters and underfunding to the levee system?

The Republican Party and its apologists on the polluted air waves have strained after and achieved negative capability and long after death has at last stilled the voices of the lunatics who have hijacked countless broadcast booths and sound stages, history will judge that perhaps we were the ones who knew what was going on, after all.
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Top Ten Ways That Jan Brewer Will Celebrate Cinco de Mayo

Last month, Arizona Governor Jan Brewer signed into a law a controversial measure that makes illegal immigration a crime in Arizona, opening the door to charges that local and state law enforcement will use this for racial profiling. Today honors Mexico's contributions to American culture. How will Gov. Brewer celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

  • 10) Ceremonially renaming Arizona "Aryan Zone" for May 5th.

  • 9) Hispanics Only race across the Rio Colorado with the finish line in San Luis, Mexico.

  • 8) Free passport and birth certificate inspections.

  • 7) Signing an executive order renaming the holiday "The Fifth of May" for the ease of English-language residents.

  • 6) Imploring Arizona residents to avoid Mexican restaurants so more Hispanics can take the day off.

  • 5) Live law enforcement demonstrations of tasers and aluminum batons.

  • 4) Will preside over a seminar teaching Latinos fun and creative ways to carry and display their passports and birth certificates.

  • 3) Reminiscent of guessing the jelly beans in a jar, will hold a Cinco de Mayo-only lottery named, "How Many Mexicans Does it Take to Fill the Grand Canyon?"

  • 2) Asking Arizona Diamondbacks principal owner Ken Kendrick to order players to wear home jerseys reading, "Nonracists."

  • 1) Will introduce a bill in the Arizona legislature giving the Pilgrims of the Mayflower retroactive American citizenship when they invaded native American land to co-opt its resources.
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    What, no waterboarding? Damn....
    Posted by Jill | 4:49 AM
    Within 53 hours of a car bomb being found in New York, a combination of a vigilant public, good, solid police work, and federal agency participation, not only has a suspect in Saturday's car bombing been apprehended, but is singing like a canary, apparently without being tortured -- even after having been read his rights.

    But why let a good capture stand in the way of the Republican effort to turn this country into Stalinist Russia? Barely able to contain their glee at the opportunity to whip themselves and their sympathizers into a frenzy o'fear again, Republicans from John McCain to Peter King to Joe Lieberman are falling all over each other trying to see who can shred the Constitution the fastest:

    Rachel documented the insanity last night:



    You especially have to love Lieberman's idea of automatically stripping the citizenship of anyone who affiliates with anyone the government, or more specifically, Joe Lieberman, doesn't like -- without any kind of due process at all.

    The sight of these same craven opportunists, getting up again and again to use every incident in which someone swarthy commits a crime, to try to systematically eviscerate the Constitution, while calling Obama a tyrant, is sickening.

    And yet, while Republicans are using this as a way to perhaps address the coming white minority by giving the government to walk up to swarthy people on the street and make them non-citizens eligible for deportation immediately, they don't seem to be at all concerned about why Emirates Airlines allowed Faisal Shahzad on a plane in the first place:
    But at about 12:30 p.m. on Monday, more certain that Mr. Shahzad was the suspected terrorist, investigators asked the Department of Homeland Security to put him on the no-fly list. Three minutes later, the department sent airlines, including Emirates, an electronic notification that they should check the no-fly list for an update. At about 4:30 p.m., more information was added to the list, including Mr. Shahzadโ€™s passport number, officials said.

    Workers at Emirates evidently did not check the list, because at 6:30 p.m., Mr. Shahzad called the airline and booked a flight to Pakistan via Dubai, officials said. At 7:35 p.m., he arrived at the airport, paid cash for his ticket and was given a boarding pass.

    Airlines are not required to report cash purchases, a Homeland Security official said. Emirates actually did report Mr. Shahzadโ€™s purchase to the Transportation Security Administration โ€” but only hours later, when he was already in custody, the official said.

    Mr. Shahzad had evaded the surveillance effort and bought his ticket seven hours after his name went on the no-fly list. But the system gives security officials one more chance to stop a dangerous passenger.

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    Tuesday, May 04, 2010

    Terrorism and Double Standards
    Posted by Jill | 6:21 AM
    It's hard to imagine that Faisal Shahzad, found and apprehended admirably quickly in Saturday's attempted car bombing in Times Square, is going to be allowed to post bail. Nor should he be. Because a determined terrorist is a high risk to either flee, as Shahzad was in the process of doing, or continue his quest to wreak mayhem. So it's only right that suspected terrorists be held until trial, right?

    Well, unless they're WHITE, right-wing terrorists who invoke Christ and have vowed to kill police officers and government officials. Then they get to go free:
    A judge in Detroit ordered their release, despite prosecutors' objections, imposing strict conditions including electronic tagging.

    The suspects - eight men and one woman - were detained in a series of FBI raids across the Mid-West in March.

    They are said to belong to a Michigan-based militia called the Hutaree.

    It is alleged they planned to kill a police officer in Michigan and then stage a second attack on the funeral, using landmines and roadside bombs.

    Defence lawyers say it is just a case of hate-filled, irrational speech.

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    It's only big government when some other state gets the largesse
    Posted by Jill | 5:30 AM
    Some things are too hypocritical for even that hack Dana Milbank to ignore:
    About 10:30 Monday morning, Sen. David Vitter (R-La.), an ardent foe of big government, posted a blog item on his campaign Web site about the huge oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. "I strongly believe BP is spread too thin," he wrote.

    The poor dears. He thinks it would be a better arrangement if "federal and state officials" would do the dirty work of "protecting and cleaning up the coast" instead of BP.

    About an hour later came word from the Pentagon that Alabama, Florida and Mississippi -- all three governed by men who once considered themselves limited-government conservatives -- want the federal government to mobilize (at taxpayer expense, of course) more National Guard troops to aid in the cleanup.

    That followed an earlier request by the small-government governor of Louisiana, Bobby Jindal (R), who issued a statement saying he had called the Obama administration "to outline the state's needs" and to ask "for additional resources." Said Jindal: "These resources are critical."

    About the time that Alabama, Florida and Mississippi were asking for more federal help, three small-government Republican senators, Richard Shelby and Jeff Sessions of Alabama and George LeMieux of Florida, were flying over the gulf on a U.S. government aircraft with small-government Republican Rep. Jeff Miller (Fla.).

    "We're here to send the message that we're going to do everything we can from a federal level to mitigate this," Sessions said after the flight, "to protect the people and make sure when people are damaged that they're made whole."

    Sessions, probably the Senate's most ardent supporter of tort reform, found himself extolling the virtues of litigation -- against BP. "They're not limited in liability on damage, so if you've suffered a damage, they are the responsible party," said Sessions, sounding very much like the trial lawyers he usually maligns.

    All these limited-government guys expressed their belief that the British oil company would ultimately cover all the costs of the cleanup. "They're not too big to fail," Sessions said. "If they can't pay and they've given it everything they've got, then they should cease to exist." But if you believe that the federal government won't be on the hook for a major part of the costs, perhaps you'd like to buy a leaky oil well in the Gulf of Mexico.

    It may have taken an ecological disaster, but the gulf-state conservatives' newfound respect for the powers and purse of the federal government is a timely reminder for them. As conservatives in Washington complain about excessive federal spending, the ones who would suffer the most from spending cuts are their own constituents.

    Read on...it's definitely worth your time, as it points out how residents of the states which send these small-government demagogues receive a disproportionate amount of federal funds even when all is well. But don't think for one minute that the money we in the states that don't vote for these teabagger-coddling loons is going to change anything. The minute they get their hands on the cash, they'll be back to screaming that Obama is a socialist and we in the Godless heathen Jewish homosexual Communist northeast aren't "real" Americans.

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    Famous Last Words
    Posted by Jill | 5:19 AM
    How do you know when a corporate executive is lying? He opens his mouth:


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    Monday, May 03, 2010

    Oh, just swell.
    Posted by Jill | 7:58 PM
    Just when you think it can't possibly be any worse:
    The problem with the April 20 spill is that it isn't really a spill: Itโ€˜s a gush, like an underwater oil volcano. A hot column of oil and gas is spurting into freezing, black waters nearly a mile down, where the pressure nears a ton per inch, impossible for divers to endure. Experts call it a continuous, round-the-clock calamity, unlike a leaking tanker, which might empty in hours or days.

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    Accidents have occurred before in which oil has gushed from damaged wells, he said. But he knew of none in water so deep.

    And "everything is bigger and more difficult the deeper you go," said Andy Bowen, a research specialist who works with undersea robotics at the Woods Hole center. "Fighting gravity is tough. It increases loads. You need bigger winches, bigger cables, bigger ships."

    An analogy, he said, is the difference between construction work on the ground versus at the top of a mile-high skyscraper.

    To BP falls the daunting task of trying to stop the gush before it becomes the most damaging spill in American history. If the flow is not stopped, it will exhaust the natural reservoir of oil beneath the sea floor, experts say. Many months, at least, could pass.

    And if that happens, all the drill baby drill in the world won't save us.

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    Does Washington turn EVERYONE into a craven corporatist whore?
    Posted by Jill | 7:47 PM
    In the aftermath of this and in the face of these horrifying scenarios, Barack Obama is still so frightened of Republicans that he STILL is leaving the door open to MORE offshore drilling:
    The Obama administration said on Monday that it remains "premature" to rule out including additional offshore drilling as part of comprehensive energy legislation, even as Senate Democrats warn that such a provision would make the bill "dead on arrival."

    White House spokesman Robert Gibbs said that the president will determine whether to stay with or abandon his call for additional drilling off various parts of the coast once he gets the findings of an investigation into the massive oil spill in the Gulf.

    "The president was specific in ordering [Department of Interior] Secretary [Ken] Salazar to look at all the possible aspects of what could go wrong in this instance [and] to report back to him in that thirty day period," Gibbs said in response to a question from the Huffington Post. "This is an administration that is going to take any information we can get from that and have that dictate our decision making going forward. I think it would be premature to get too far ahead of where Secretary Salazar's investigation is."

    While the White House declines to fully abandon offshore drilling in light of the current spill, others in the Senate are ramping up their opposition. On Friday, Sen. Bill Nelson (D-Fl.) said any energy bill that included such exploration in its legislative language would be "dead on arrival" in the Senate. His office went even further, speculating that larger energy bill itself was now all but impassable in the Senate.

    "It's dead on arrival if it contains oil drilling," an aide said, "if it doesn't have offshore drilling then you don't have Republicans."

    So fucking what? It won't have Republicans anyway. How the hell many times does this guy have to get burned before he stops this nonsense? Yes, David Broder wants bipartisanship. Who the hell cares what Broder thinks. The Republicans are already trying to hang this oil spill around Obama's neck, and they'll do it even if they are shouting "Drill Baby Drill" on the Senate floor.

    We've all had those friends that I call "psychic vampires." They're the ones who keep making the same mistake over and over again and expect you to either bail them out, or loan them money, or just be there and listen to them crying about the one who done them wrong. They won't take responsibility for their own role in their misfortunes, they just expect you to always be there -- the good, loyal friend. I don't know about you, but there comes a point where I jettison self-destructive people like this from my life, because they just sap too much life force from you.

    It seems we now have a Democratic President who's like this.

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    In the Belly of the Beast: OK, I'll give them credit for not jumping to conclusions
    Posted by Jill | 5:12 AM
    A quick look at Fox News' web site, Michellemalkin.com, and Hot Air shows that even most of the Usual Suspects are not jumping on the Jihadi Did This bandwagon in regard to the Times Square bombing. Kudos to all (unlike CNN yesterday) for waiting for more information, and especially in the case of Allahpundit at Hot Air, looking at ALL possibilities and noting that the bomb looks far too much to have been created by a nimrod to have been the work of Islamic terrorists. After all, THEIR bombs usually work and their attacks succeed. The commenters, on the other hand, are the usual pack of Obama-haters and pants-pissers, most of whom probably live in Kansas and are simply jealous that Al Qaeda just isn't that into them.

    Meanwhile, the hysteria continues apace elsewhere, like Pittsburgh, where a microwave oven by the side of the road delayed the city's marathon.

    For all that a Pakistan Taliban group has claimed credit for Saturday's car bomb, there is skepticism:
    No motive had been determined in the attempted bombing, and federal and local officials said there was no evidence to support a claim of responsibility issued Sunday by a Pakistani Taliban group that has a reputation for making far-fetched attempts to take credit for attacks.

    I'm no expert, but to me this smacks of lone wolf. Whether it's a lone wolf still upset about the South Park episode that never ran showing the prophet Muhammad in a bear suit, or a lone wolf still unable to accept the results of the 2008 election, or something else entirely, remains to be seen. But for once, even those who usually profit off of whipping people into a frenzy of fear seem to have decided to behave responsibly.

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    Sunday, May 02, 2010

    That didn't take long
    Posted by Jill | 10:44 PM
    If BP didn't already deserve to be put out of business for negligence in not having a "Plan B", here's an example of just how scummy this company, which the Supreme Court thinks is exactly the same as a person, really is:
    Alabama Attorney General Troy King said tonight that he has told representatives of BP Plc. that they should stop circulating settlement agreements among coastal Alabamians.

    The agreements, King said, essentially require that people give up the right to sue in exchange for payment of up to $5,000.

    King said BP's efforts were particularly strong in Bayou La Batre.

    The attorney general said he is prohibited from giving legal advice to private citizens, but added that "people need to proceed with caution and understand the ramifications before signing something like that.

    "They should seek appropriate counsel to make sure their rights are protected," King said.

    By the end of Sunday, BP aimed to sign up 500 fishing boats in Alabama, Mississippi and Florida to deploy boom.

    BP had distributed a contract to fishermen it was hiring that waived their right to sue BP and required confidentiality and other items, sparking protests in Louisiana and elsewhere.

    Darren Beaudo, a spokesman for BP, said the waiver requirement had been stripped out, and that ones already signed would not be enforced.

    "BP will not enforce any waivers that have been signed in connection with this activity," he wrote in an e-mail.

    But King said late Sunday that he was still concerned that people would lose their right to sue by accepting settlements from BP of up to $5,000, as envisioned by the claim process BP has set up. He said BP's push was particularly strong in Bayou La Batre.

    Remind me again why anyone is planning to vote for Republicans this fall. After all, these are the people who wanted to see complete deregulation of the oil industry: Drill here drill now.

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    The Sunday "Awwwwww......."
    Posted by Jill | 8:24 AM
    If this doesn't make you go all blubby, nothing will:
    If you thought my sons, especially 11-year-old Gabriel, were excited before, the confirmation ratcheted up the tension. In fact, among local baseball lovers of a certain age โ€” a very wide range as far as I can tell โ€” Mr. Bayโ€™s move here was more thrilling than when Timothy F. Geithner, also a Larchmont resident, was selected by President Obama to become his Treasury secretary.

    Gabriel and his friends went into high gear. Every time they passed Mr. Bayโ€™s house, they sought a glimpse of him. Once there was a near miss: they saw him driving off. A friend of Gabrielโ€™s suggested bringing brownies as a welcome present. They also wondered whether Mr. Bayโ€™s two children would play in Little League, and they were not discouraged when they found out he has two little girls. Maybe he would come to one of their games and give hitting tips!

    The possibilities seemed endless.

    And as time passed, the buzz grew. At dinner parties, adults argued about which house was Mr. Bayโ€™s. (โ€œItโ€™s the green one near the library.โ€ โ€œNo, itโ€™s the one with all the windows.โ€) The village seemed more speckled with Mets shirts than in years past.

    For his part, Gabriel decided to write Mr. Bay a letter and wrap it around a baseball. I quote in part: โ€œI am a huge Mets fan (like die-hard even in the years when they werenโ€™t so good!) Here is a baseball. Can you sign it and return it to your mailbox this week between 2:25 and 3:15 (so I can retrieve it).โ€ He was going to put it in the Baysโ€™ mailbox, but it was locked, so he stuck the letter and baseball between boards in their white picket fence.

    I found something sweetly old-fashioned about all this. Gabriel wrote the note without any parental interference. He and his friends could walk past the home of a player on their favorite team, and it wasnโ€™t a fancy mansion behind security gates. With the various scandals and multimillion-dollar salaries that sour many people on professional sports, it was redeeming to see their enthusiasm and hopes.

    Gabriel went back to Mr. Bayโ€™s house the day after he left the ball in the fence. It was gone. I assumed it had either been taken by someone else or simply tossed out.

    The following day he checked again. This time he was wearing his Mets T-shirt with โ€œBayโ€ on the back and No. 44. Again, no ball. I was rapidly losing interest and figured this would be another one of lifeโ€™s sad little lessons.

    On the third day he and a friend went by โ€” and the ball was in the fence! Signed! Gabriel was overjoyed, and his friend immediately asked if he had another paper and pen, to leave his own message.

    โ€œThis is the greatest day of my life,โ€ Gabriel told my husband.

    Iโ€™m sorry, Mr. Bay, if your fence will now look like the Western Wall in Jerusalem, where people leave notes to God. But thank you for answering a little boyโ€™s prayers. And welcome to the neighborhood.

    That, my friends, almost makes up for yesterday's 10-0 shellacking by the loathsome Phillies.

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    Shorter CNN: AAAUUGGGHH!!!! TERRORISTS!!!!!
    Posted by Jill | 7:07 AM
    Last night, around 6:30 PM, a car bomb was found in Times Square:
    A crude car bomb of propane, gasoline and fireworks was discovered in a smoking Nissan Pathfinder in the heart of Times Square on Saturday evening, prompting the evacuation of thousands of tourists and theatergoers on a warm and busy night. Although the device had apparently started to detonate, there was no explosion, and early on Sunday the authorities were still seeking a suspect and motive.

    Here in the New York area, where the event actually occurred, the local news channels are handling the story with unusual and laudable care, focusing on what we actually know so far, which is what you see above, and that the device malfunctioned and did not detonate.

    Over at CNN, however, the hysteria is in full flower. The unidentified female newsbot talking to a former NYPD investigator seemed astonished at the idea that this could be anything but a Muslim terrorist attack, after said investigator indicated that what is MORE worrisome is the possibility of "another Timothy McVeigh." Apparently that possibility had never occurred to the bot that now passes for a media journalist on what used to be the most trusted name in news. T.J. Holmes referred to it as a "terrorist threat." And Alan Chernoff and Susan Candiotti were just on, live from Times Square, debunking the network's own previous coverage of people having seen a man running from the car.

    This is the state today of the television journalism that reaches a nationwide audience: wild conjecture gets "out there", becomes fact, and suddenly whatever comes along later becomes unimportant. There's no fact-seeking, there's no reporting on "Here's what we know to be true" (as there is on the local channels).

    Because at CNN, it's more important to try to rile up the teabaggers in the flyover states, who are at only miniscule risk of being actual targets for actual Islamic terrorists, for ratings than it is to actually get the facts.

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    Saturday, May 01, 2010

    The last great journalist at CNN is out
    Posted by Jill | 7:20 PM
    First it was Christiane Amanpour jumping ship to ABC:



    Now , via Nicole Belle, comes the news that the last great journalist from CNN, Michael Ware, has been tossed out on his ear, after having bled and torn open his soul doing courageous and brually honest coverage of the Iraq War:
    In addition to having taken a break recently in order to work on his book, it is no secret that he has been grappling with PTSD, brought on from the hellish years he worked in Baghdad. I was told that, unfortunately, when he needed more time off in order to deal with things, his request was denied. So he will not be returning.

    While it is a huge loss for us (and for CNN) I am extremely relieved that he chose to take care of his own needs first. And while I sincerely hope that he will return to US television someday on another network, it is far more important that he gets the care he needs.

    His work for CNN over the past four years has been an astonishing and brutally honest look at the causes and results of war. Not easy subject matter to watchโ€ฆ but he made us care. His urgency and passion burst through our television sets and made us pay attention, made us want to understand.

    Personally, I will never forget the first time I heard him, speaking with Anderson Cooper via telephone to discuss Saddam Husseinโ€™s trial as well as an article he had just written about an embed he had been on in Ramadi. It wasnโ€™t even five minutes of airtime, but it was riveting. When it was announced that he would be joining CNN, I was delighted, because it meant we would be getting even more insight from him. And that we did โ€” he worked like a stevedore, appearing on CNN at all hours of the day and night to make sure that we knew what was really going on in Iraq. As a viewer, you could tell that it mattered to him that the American people understood the issues in this far-away war of ours. He didnโ€™t give a damn about the politics; he cared about what the grunts were going through and what the innocent Iraqi citizens (whose blood, he had to keep reminding us, is no less valuable than ours) were suffering.

    His work was always insightful and informative, and on the too-rare occasions when he was able to do longer-format programs for them, it was like being in a classroom. He knew the material cold and presented it in a way that made it easy to comprehend. He is far from the average buffed-and-polished pretty boy posing for the camera. Heโ€™s real. Heโ€™s a guy โ€” sorry; a bloke โ€” youโ€™d want to sit down and have a beer with, to ask how heโ€™s doing and how he copes with all the craziness he reports on. And want to ask more about what he knows, what heโ€™s seen, what heโ€™s witnessed โ€ฆ no matter how unpleasant the answers would be to hear.

    And exactly how does a news organization justify (to themselves, even!) not giving their war correspondents whatever they need in order to deal with their wounds, whether they are visible ones or not? If ABC had treated Bob Woodruff so callously, there would have been hell to pay. I donโ€™t doubt they wanted him back in the field ASAP โ€” doubly so after losing Christiane Amanpour โ€” but donโ€™t force him to make a choice between getting better and getting paid. That just sucks. Surely it would be better to have him off the air but still yours once he is ready to come back than to have him off the air and someone elseโ€™s upon his return? So not only has CNN made a callous move here, they have made a stupid one, as well.


    I remember Michael Ware doing reportage for the late and still lamented Morning Sedition. The thing with Ware was that his style was so intense that you often couldn't tell whether he was doing parody or the real thing -- until he went to CNN and we found out that it was all for real. Ware, like Greg Palast, is what investigative journalism that seeks out truth used to be about. Palast can't get work in the U.S. It remains to be seen if Ware will either. Inconvenient truthtellers are usually not wanted here.

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    The Week in Review: Pretty Fly for a White Guy edition

    850,000.

    From the people who brought you Dick Cheney, try to imagine what 850,000 gallons of crude oil looks like. Then try to imagine that many gallons of oil spilling into the Gulf of Mexico each day. That's what's going on next to New Orleans, Louisiana, a disaster that's shaping up to be almost the ecological equivalent of Chernobyl, already surpassing the Exxon Valdez oil tanker spill in sheer scope and magnitude.

    6,000,000 gallons of black sludge is already washing up on the shore, meaning that it had to travel 40 miles, crippling if not outright killing the ecosystem in its wake and devastating the local fishing trade. It's as if the poor people of New Orleans, mere months after winning the Super Bowl, can't catch a break. And hurricane season begins in exactly a month.

    It hasn't been a kind week for people of color in general. Last week, Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer signed into law a bill that empowers police departments to ask ethnic-looking people for their proof of citizenship. Essentially, it legalizes racial profiling and the rationale behind this is so outrageous the ordinarily passive Obama Justice Department is thinking of investigating whether this new law is constitutional.

    This noxious trial balloon having successfully passed over the Arizona desert, 11 other xenophobic states with large minority constituencies are trying to push through similar or identical legislation. The "Papers, Please" law has proven to be so polarizing it's seeped into Major League Baseball like the Gulf coast's toxic oil spill. There have been calls to boycott Arizona, one of our 50 states, regardless of the fallout to innocent people in any boycotted industry that may have been against the bill.

    It wasn't a very good week to be a minority of any stripe, as the gay community was outraged to hear that Defense Secretary Robert Gates and Joint Chief Chairman Adm. Mike Mullen recently implored Congress to not repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell. Gates' and Mullens' almost laughable rationale was that, even after more than a year of political pressure to end this contemptible legacy of the Clinton years, the Powers That Be are still claiming they hadn't asked the men and women in uniform what their thoughts are on the subject.

    As a former military man, I can assure you that seriously entertaining the personal thoughts of any enlisted person in uniform has never been until now a top priority of one's superiors, especially with the Pentagon's top dogs. If they did, they'd ask our all volunteer military what their thoughts are about getting dropped into one war zone or another in an unjustly and illegally-invaded country. Suddenly, they're supposedly on a listening tour asking soldiers, marines and sailors what are their personal thoughts on what is supposed to be the most personal part of the human experience: One's sexual identity.

    It was, however, a very good week to be a rich, white man, as Mr. Blankfein and Mr. Tourre of Goldman Sachs showed Congress and the country this week. Goldman Sachs has all but been proven to have bilked investors and the people of Main Street by selling them mortgaged-back and other securities handpicked according to their level of toxicity (the more toxic, the more profitable) and all the SEC can do is name one person in a civil suit. Criminal charges against Goldman is little more than a pipe dream.

    When one reviews the past week, we saw vivid delineations of the same old story: Old, rich, white people fucking over poor people of color and other minorities and getting away with it, even laughing all the way back to the bank. British Petroleum posted unexpected record 1Q profits 135% higher than this time last year, Goldman Sachs reported profits of almost $3.5 billion in their own first quarter and Robert Gates and Mike Mullens are still firmly ensconced in the Pentagon.

    Meanwhile, Latinos nationwide are in danger of becoming the new Jews of our brave, new world, gay people are still getting kicked out of the military and the mostly African American residents of New Orleans are now fearing the fallout of a toxic oil spill that may still not be cleaned up when hurricane season officially begins, a toxic spill that has affected sea, land and air.
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    Why now?
    Posted by Jill | 1:16 PM
    In Florida, state Senate Democrats are just barely blocking (for now) an abortion restriction advocated by Republicans that would force women to have, pay for, and view, an ultrasound image before having an abortion.

    In Oklahoma, it is already law that women are forced to undergo and view such an ultrasound, along with listening to a detailed description of the embryo or fetus. In a completely inconsistent addendum, a doctor is permitted to withhold information about any defects that are revealed in such an ultrasound.

    In Virginia, new budgetary measures cut Medicaid funding for abortions, even if the woman's life is in danger.

    In Nebraska, a medically unsupported "pain provision" bars all abortions after 20 weeks and requires women seeking abortions before then to undergo a mental health evaluation.

    In Kansas, only a gubernatorial veto stands between women's right to self-determination and being reported to the state for having abortions.

    Wny now? Foes of women's sovereignty over their own bodies have been working on abortion restrictions for decades. But after standing pat during the Bush years, perhaps thinking that sooner or later George W. Bush would give them the magic prize they've coveted for so long, all of a sudden state after state is passing abortion restrictions that make very clear the misogynistic leanings of these states' legislatures. Forcing women to have invasive vaginal ultrasounds? Forcing them to view images? Mental health evaluations?

    But is it just about misogyny? Or does it have something to do with the pee-in-the-pants terror of the teabag movement at the inevitable end of white majority that's coming in this country?

    Let's look at the populations of the above-mentioned states and the percentages of abortion by race in them, shall we?

    The following 2007-2008 figures are fromStatehealthfacts.org:

    FLORIDA: 62% white, 15% black, 20% Hispanic, and 3% other.

    OKLAHOMA: 66% white, 8% black, 8% Hispanic, and 16% other.

    VIRGINIA: 67% white, 19% black, 7% Hispanic, and 7% other.

    NEBRASKA: 84% white, 4% black, 8% Hispanic, and 3% other.

    KANSAS: 80% white, 6% black, 9% Hispanic, and 5% other.

    All states that are overwhelmingly white.

    Now let's look at some states WITHOUT this kind of abortion restrictions, from the Godless Heathen Liberal Northeast, plus California:

    NEW YORK: 60% white, 15% black, 17% Hispanic, and 8% other.

    NEW JERSEY: 59% white, 13% black, 17% Hispanic, and 10% other.

    MASSACHUSETTS: 80% white, 6% black, 7% Hispanic, and 6% other.

    CALIFORNIA: 43% white, 6% black, 37% Hispanic, and 14% other.

    With the exception of Massachusetts, these states all have larger minority populations -- and no move to restrict abortions.

    Now let's look at the racial distribution of abortions in the states cited above that have recently instituted, or are about to institute, restrictions. These figures are from 2006 and are from CDC statistics:

    FLORIDA: Not reported

    OKLAHOMA: Not reported

    VIRGINIA: 57.3% White, 36.5% Black, 5.3% Hispanic

    NEBRASKA: Not reported

    KANSAS: 77.3% White, 17.2% Black, 4.4% Hispanic

    It's clear that the states with overwhelmingly white populations are the states instituting abortion restrictions. And while the percentages of abortions in the two states that reported to the CDC are not proportional to the racial groups' representation, it's clear that in these states, a larger percentage of White women are having abortions than their Black and Hispanic counterparts.

    Just for fun, let's take a look at Arizona, where the population is 58% White, 4% Black, 31% Hispanic, and 8% Other. White women in Arizona have 76.8% of the abortions in that state. So where does Arizona law stand on abortion? You guessed it:

    Arizona has not repealed its pre-Roe abortion ban, which is unconstitutional and unenforceable.

    The ban provides that any person who supplies to a woman any substance or employs other means with the intent to induce an abortion, unless necessary to preserve the woman's life, will be imprisoned for two to five years. A woman who submits to the use of any means with the intent to cause an abortion, unless necessary to preserve her life, will be imprisoned for one to five years. Any person who advertises abortion services is guilty of a misdemeanor. Ariz. Rev. Stat. Ann. ยงยง 13-3603 (Enacted 1901; Last Renumbered 1977), 13-3604 (Enacted 1901; Last Renumbered 1977), 13-3605 (Enacted 1901; Last Renumbered 1977).

    Arizona outlaws a safe second-trimester abortion procedure with no exception to protect a woman's health. H.B. 2400, 49th Leg., 2009 1st Sess. (Ariz. 2009) (Enacted 2009) (to be codified at Ariz. Rev. Stat. §13-3603.01).

    The Arizona law makes the provision of certain previability, second-trimester abortion procedures a felony and imposes a criminal penalty of imprisonment for up to two years and/or fines including statutory damages of three times the cost of the abortion unless the procedure is necessary to save the life of the woman whose life is endangered by a physical disorder, physical illness or physical injury, including a life-endangering physical condition caused by or arising from the pregnancy itself. H.B. 2400, 49th Leg., 2009 1st Sess. (Ariz. 2009) (Enacted 2009) (to be codified at Ariz. Rev. Stat. §13-3603.01).

    In 1997, a court held that an earlier version of Arizona's ban was unconstitutional because it was void for vagueness, was an "undue burden" on a woman's right to choose, and had no exception to preserve the woman's health. Ariz. Rev. Stat. Ann. §13-3603.01 (Enacted 1997). The court issued a permanent injunction prohibiting its enforcement. Planned Parenthood of S. Ariz., Inc. v. Woods, 982 F. Supp. 1369 (D. Ariz. 1997). In 2009, the Arizona legislature enacted an amended, enforceable version of the ban. H.B. 2400, 49th Leg., 2009 1st Sess. (Ariz. 2009) (Enacted 2009) (to be codified at Ariz. Rev. Stat. §13-3603.01).

    And there's more:

    Arizona has a partially unconstitutional and unenforceable law requiring that a woman may not obtain an abortion until at least 24 hours after the attending physician or the referring physician tells her, orally and in person: (1) the name of the physician who will provide the abortion; (2) the nature of the proposed procedure; (3) the immediate and long-term medical risks of the procedure; (4) the alternatives to the procedure; (5) the probable gestational age of the fetus; (6) the probable anatomical and physiological characteristics of the fetus; and (7) the medical risks of carrying the pregnancy to term.

    In addition, at least 24 hours prior to the abortion, the attending physician, a referring physician, another qualified physician, a physician's assistant, a nurse, a psychologist, or a licensed behavioral health professional must deliver to the woman, orally and in person, a state-mandated lecture that includes: (1) that medical assistance benefits may be available for prenatal care, childbirth, and neonatal care; (2) that the "father" is liable for child support even if he has offered to pay for the abortion; (3) that public and private agencies and services are available to assist the woman during her pregnancy and after the birth of her child if she chooses not to have an abortion; and (4) that she can withhold or withdraw her consent to the abortion at any time without affecting her right to future care or treatment and without the loss of any public benefits. H.B. 2564, 49th Leg., 2009 1st Sess. (Ariz. 2009) (Enacted 2009) (to be codified at Ariz. Rev. Stat. A 36-2153).


    It's no accident that Arizona, a state with one of the largest proportions of Hispanic residents but one where White women have over three-quarters of the abortions, has one of the most restrictive abortion laws in the country. It's no accident either that these restrictions on abortions are being implemented in majority-White states at the same time as the conservatives of those states are having apoplexy about immigration.

    It's not about Teh Baybeeeeezzzzzz, and it's not about human life. It's about forced childbearing for White women, instituted by men who are terrified of losing their White male sovereignty into this country, by turning women into unthinking, unfeeling, nonhuman vessels for their fears and their loathing.

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