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Thursday, July 08, 2010

Does this mean I have to stop thinking Kos is a jerk?
Posted by Jill | 7:23 PM
Naah...he's still a jerk, and I haven't forgotten the book signing where he continued to insist, no matter what I said, that I run a bed and breakfast based on my business cards for this blog.

But right now he is a fucking hero, for pissing off Joe Scarborough. It's hard to believe I missed this, except that I can handle about seventeen seconds of Joey the Scar and his Beltway cronies before my head explodes, and this makes getting dressed for work very difficult.

But damn. Not only did he piss off Joe Scarborough, but he did it in the awesomest way possible: By mentioning l'affaire Klausutis.

So the most famous blogger in the world has been banned from MSNBC after Joe Scarborough pitched a fit about a passing comment on twitter nobody even paid attention to. It's hard to believe that anyone in politics or the media would be so incredibly stupid as to draw attention to the fact that he had a forgotten scandal in his past by forcing a public spectacle of it, but there you go. Of course, he is a Republican.

Those of you who don't know about Joe Scarborough's dead intern problem probably didn't start reading the internet regularly until after 2002. Certainly the mainstream press didn't cover it. You see at the time the entire village was hysterical over the disappearance of congressman Gary Condit's mistress, a woman who happened to work in his office and who seemed to remind everyone of Monica Lewinsky, which naturally made them come completely unglued. The media, with the help of the family, pretty much convicted Condit of murder in one of the most revolting displays of railroading ever seen in American politics. Even when the actual murderer was revealed years later, the worst of the perpetrators refused to back down.

Meanwhile, that same summer, star up-and-coming Republican Congressman Joe Scarborough, recently divorced under charges of infidelity, had unexpectedly decided to resign from office six months after being re-elected. Shortly thereafter an intern on his Florida staff was found dead -- in the office -- under mysterious circumstances with allegations of cover-ups by the local authorities and the quack medical examiner. And nobody in DC even raised an eyebrow. The story went largely unremarked upon and he soon found himself a lucrative perch as a highly paid celebrity gasbag.

Now I have to assume that Scarborough is either brain damaged or must want people to look at that story again because otherwise he would have let some innocuous, snarky tweet pass by. Now we all have no choice but to rehash the whole thing in order to explain why Markos has been banned from the network.

More straight from the horse's moouth here.

If this got people sniffing about the dead intern that DIDN'T make it into the news that summer long, long ago, that would be the height of awesomeness.

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Blogger Barry said...
Murdered the intern with 'is own bloody 'ands, 'e did!