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Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Harold and Kumar Go to the White House
Posted by Jill | 7:27 PM
Well, Kumar does anyway.

This is a big gooey hot awesome sundae with extra whipped awesomeness: Kal Penn, the scatalogical-but-charming Kumar of the recent classic stoner flicks, has scored a White House gig:
New Jersey-born actor Kal Penn, who played a stoner Guantanamo Bay escapee in the movies and a doctor on TV's "House," has scored a job in the White House. Way to go, dude!

Penn, 31, will become associate director in the White House Office of Public Liaison, administration officials confirmed Tuesday. The Indian-American film star will be an emissary to the Asian-American and Pacific Islander communities, along with arts and entertainment groups.

Penn campaigned extensively throughout the country for President Obama last year and was a hit on college campuses.

In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Penn explained why he decided to leave "House." His character inexplicably committed suicide in an episode that aired Monday night.

"I was incredibly honored a couple of months ago to get the opportunity to go work in the White House," Penn explained. "I got to know the President and some of the staff during the campaign and had expressed interest in working there."

Penn described the office as the "front door" of the White House, saying he'll be responsible for doing outreach with the American public.

"They take out all of the red tape that falls between the general public and the White House," he said. "It's similar to what I was doing on the campaign."


If you're not an aficionado of the Harold and Kumar movies, and you haven't seen Penn's range as the title character in the terrific The Namesake...



...it may be difficult to realize just what a brilliant move this is by the Obama White House.

Oh, sure, this clip:



is going to be in heavy rotation on cable news channels, but so what? Penn is telegenic, has a huge young fan base, is charming as all getout, and is a graduate student at Stanford, studying international security. This isn't some bubbleheaded Hollywood himbo. He's got looks, brains, and charisma. It's certainly a lightweight job, as Washington jobs go, but it's high profile and the appointment helps keep the youth vote in the fold.

Absolutely a brilliant move.

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Blub.
Posted by Jill | 5:28 AM



Thanks for sharing her with us. She sounds like she was a real pip.

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Monday, April 06, 2009

Certifiable.
Posted by Jill | 7:34 PM
The latest lunatic delusions from Michelle Bachmann, spoken because she doesn't have the guts to use the word she really wants to use about Barack Obama:
U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann says she fears the Obama administration will create “re-education camps for young people, where young people have to go and get trained in a philosophy that the government puts forward and then they have to go to work in some of these politically correct forums.” Audio after the jump.

Here’s what Bachmann said on Minnesota radio station KTLK-AM (podcast) this weekend (in reference to The Edward M. Kennedy Serve America Act, a proposed expansion of the AmeriCorps program that Obama may sign into law this week):


It’s under the guise of — quote — volunteerism. But it’s not volunteers at all. It’s paying people to do work on behalf of government. …

I believe that there is a very strong chance that we will see that young people will be put into mandatory service. And the real concerns is that there are provisions for what I would call re-education camps for young people, where young people have to go and get trained in a philosophy that the government puts forward and then they have to go to work in some of these politically correct forums.



It should be noted that Bachmannn...
...founded a publicly funded Christian charter school where creationism was taught in biology classes and, according to the Minneapolis City Pages, students were forbidden from viewing the Disney movie Aladdin because it supposedly contained anti-Christian themes. After spearheading a failed right-wing takeover attempt of the Stillwater, Minnesota, school board, Bachmann won a state senate seat in 2000 with the backing of several churches in her district.


But no, indoctrination wasn't even a glimmer in her mind during the days when she was trying to take over school boards for Jesus.

Right. I guess that when it's CHRISTIAN indoctrination it doesn't count.

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It's a Family Guy world
Posted by Jill | 6:48 AM
Look, I laugh sometimes at Family Guy too, even though Seth McFarlane doesn't always know when to stop. Often the show goes too far and stops becoming edgy and becomes simply ugly and repulsive. I guess you could say that good satire is supposed to make you uncomfortable, but I'm not sure that he's clear enough when Peter beats on and insults his daughter Meg, or when Quagmire extols the virtues of rohypnol, that it's social commentary, if indeed it even is.

Still...it's a cartoon, and it's about pushing the envelope. But I don't even know what to say about this:


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The best health care system in the world?
Posted by Jill | 6:36 AM
Isn't it time to start calling Republicans on the carpet when they make the claim that our health care system is the best in the world and we don't need reform?

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Around the Blogroll and Elsewhere: Stormy Monday edition
Posted by Jill | 5:28 AM
It's Monday, they're predicting thunderstorms today here in Joisey, I sat in front of my office laptop for 9 hours yesterday, and I have nothing to say this morning. So let's see what's going on out there....

From the Some People Shouldn't Reproduce file, Blue Girl takes on Richard Poplawski's mother and wonders how she could have been so fucking stupid.

AK Muckraker on Chevron's decision to suspend oil production in Cook Inlet due to the Mt. Redoubt eruptions, and wonders what kind of genius builds an oil storage facility at the best of an active volcano.


Earth-Bound Misfit
has a proposal for media handling of the next mass murderer.

Gotta Laff asks, "Is this all ya got, assholes?"

Robert Reich wonders what criteria Tim Geithner will use to fire Corporate America.

Driftglass eviscerates David Brooks.

DCap explains the gold standard.

And David Neiwert has more on Richard Poplawski. Sorry, folks, but the gun nuts and the people who circulated those e-mails about Barack Obama being part of a secret Muslim cabal, and the birth certificate kooks, and Glenn Beck weeping for his country, and Michelle Bachmann calling for armed revolution, and all the rest of the crazies -- you own this guy.

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Sunday, April 05, 2009

The carnage that angry white men leave in their wake
Posted by Jill | 7:03 AM
John List, who murdered his family in 1971 and then disappeared for eighteen years was just ahead of his time, it seems. An out-of-work accountant who couldn't hold down a job, he couched his slaughter in the terms of religion, as mercy killings to dispatch his family on the HOV lane to heaven before earthly temptations could ruin their chances.

Angry men resorting to murder when the things they have been led to believe about this country turn out not to be true in their own lives is nothing new, but male anger seems to be on the rise, fueled by the economic collapse and match-lit by right-wing hate talk radio. A friend of mine recently broke off a primarily e-mail and phone relationship of some 3-1/2 years after her beloved exploded at her over the telephone. They'd been discussing for a year finding a short-term rental together to see if their meat world relationship would be as successful as their virtual one had been, but the guy had always found a reason to wait. I found out about this in the context of the incident in Binghamton on Friday, in which a Vietnamese immigrant who felt "looked down on" shot thirteen people, and the one yesterday in which a dishonorably-charged Marine and wingnut who feared that Barack Obama would take away his guns (gee, I wonder where he got that idea?) killed three police officers in a domestic standoff.

My friend had always described her intended as a "manly man", who liked to hunt and build things. I'm quite certain that he is at least part of the reason she refused to talk about politics around the middle of last year and stopped even asking me if I believed that Barack Obama was sufficiently loyal to this country because of his background. This guy had recently suffered a number of health and financial setbacks that I won't detail here, and when you combine a tendency towards right-wing beliefs that include paranoia about Barack Obama, an affinity with guns, financial and health problems, and what was apparently otherwise a fairly even-tempered person exploding on a hair trigger over the telephone, I couldn't help but have the sense that my friend has perhaps literally and certainly figuratively dodged a bullet here, as heartbroken as she may be at the moment. Because we are in a recession, job opportunities are scarce, and the very white guys who sat silently while George W. Bush talked of preferring being a dictator, and swept up everyone's telephone and internet activity, and put protesters on no-fly lists, locked up Americans indefinitely without charges or trial, now suddenly have their panties in a twist because we have a black Democrat as President and Glenn Beck is telling them that said black Democrat will take their guns away.

I mean, after all, what kind of country is this, when an angry man can't blow away a few people in order to blow off some steam?

Richard Poplawski isn't the first nut who apparently got his marching orders from the bloviating of right wing talk radio hosts and nutcases like Minnesota Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann. Let's not forget Jim Atkisson, whose talk radio-fueled hatred for liberals drove him to bust into a Unitarian Universalist church earlier this year and kill a bunch of people. (And while you're clicking on the above link, add Spocko's Brain to your bookmarks, because he's been on the hate radio case for a long time.)

Guys like Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh make blood money. These are preposterously wealthy men -- as wealthy as many of the Wall Street types who are the popular villains du jour -- who earn their wealth whipping angry men like Richard Poplawski and Jim Atkisson into a frenzy, and then when men like this murder their families, or three police officers, or thirteen people trying to learn or teach English, take their words as marching orders, they wave their hands in front of themselves, shake their heads and say "But I'm just an entertainer!"

Of course there is a right to free speech in this country, but incitement to riot or violence has always fallen outside the purview of free speech rights under the "shouting fire in a crowded theatre" notion. Perhaps Beck and Limbaugh and the even more extreme purveyors of right-wing hate radio do have the right to spill their bile over the public airwaves (though I would also argue that I am part of that public as well and fewer of MY side's voices are being heard over them), but when mainstream politicians from the Republican Party start using the same rhetoric, and accepting the leadership of these so-called "entertainers" as doctrine, their bile ceases to become "entertainment" and becomes marching orders.

We've already seen a rash of shootings such as those we've seen this weekend. Most weeks bring at least one report of a despondent man killing a few people. Usually it's his own family (and in fact there seems to be yet another one in the news, this time in Washington state).

This country is full of walking time bombs with guns, and we have now had three successive days in which they have used said guns to deal with their anger, an anger that has been building for over three decades, as Republicans gained political power by stoking the fires of fear and loathing and ignorance. It goes back as far as Richard Nixon with his enemies list and Spiro Agnew's dismissal of intelligent people as "effete snobs." It continued with Ronald Reagan's evocation of "welfare queens" to whip the right into a frenzy about undeserving black people getting their hard-earned tax dollars. It crescendoed with Willie Horton and the blatant appeal to racism of Jesse Helms' "white hands" ad. It continued during the Bush Administration with the fear that everyone brown of skin was a Muslim terrorist and with the scapegoating of undocumented immigrants as being the sole cause of our economic problems. And all that time, the hatemongers of the right, now aided and abetted by talk radio hosts who will say in print interviews that anyone who believes what they say is an idiot but who continue to spew their bile over the airwaves without such caveats, continue to whip these guys into a frenzy.

And as we hear more of these stories, more and more men who have been told by right-wing talk show "entertainers" and the politicians who love them that their world of privilege is being stolen out from under their noses, will deal with the fact that they've been lied to by taking a few lives.

(UPDATE: More from David Neiwert, who has also been covering the eliminationist rhetoric bandwagon for years and whose book on the subject is about to be released.)

UPDATE #2: What Blue Girl said.)

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Saturday, April 04, 2009

America has not forgotten
Posted by Jill | 7:12 AM
Despite the best efforts of Republican guests on cable news shows to rewrite history to erase the Bush years so that the Presidency passed directly from Bill Clinton to Barack Obama, with the 9/11 attacks taking place on Clinton's watch and the economic collapse on Obama's, it seems that America's people have not forgotten who ran things for the last eight years:
Neither George W. Bush's deliberate silence about the Obama administration nor Dick Cheney's ready criticism of it appear to have altered U.S. public perceptions about either man. The former president and former vice president are each viewed unfavorably by 63% of Americans, very similar to where they stood with the public in their final White House years.

The last reading on Bush's favorability that Gallup recorded during his presidency came in a Jan. 9-11, 2009, survey. At that time, 40% of Americans viewed him favorably and 59% unfavorably. However, this represented an unusual spurt in positive feelings toward Bush, possibly due to changes in media coverage of the embattled president as his term ended, or because of Americans' generally buoyant mood leading up to Inauguration Day. (Barack Obama's favorable reading in the same survey was also higher than in previous and subsequent polling.)

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Despite Bush's seemingly "post-partisan" stance toward the new president, Democrats' reactions to Bush remain overwhelmingly negative. Only 10% have a favorable view of him and 89% an unfavorable view, little different from their views of him in August of last year -- at the height of the rancorous election season.

Perhaps it's because Americans aren't as enamored of "post-partisanship" as the media (and Gallup, apparently) want to believe -- not when it results in the kind of utter nonsense we've seen coming out of Republicans this year. Americans did not reject "partisanship" at the polls last November, they rejected the Republican policies of endless war and unlimited shoveling of working- and middle-class cash into the pockets of people who already have more money than they, their children, and their grandchildren could spend in a dozen lifetimes.

For nearly three decades, we tried it their way -- and it has been a miserable failure. The Republicans may have decided they wanted to end both the Great Society and the New Deal, and Americans bought it because they were fat and happy as a result of these programs. But now we have seen what happens when you gut the middle class and tell them that the upper class will "trickle down" a few bucks upon them if you just give them enough. And last November, this country successfully battled its Fear of a Black Planet and elected a man that the opposition had painted as a secret Muslim, a terrorist, and everything else you can name -- just to get out from under these disastrous Republican policies.

George W. Bush can remain silent until the day he dies, and until Americans can feel confident in their future again, we will remember who it was that did this to us.

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Friday, April 03, 2009

And this is the NICE wingnut
Posted by Jill | 6:08 AM
Brad Friedman uncovered this video of Mike Huckabee joking about vote suppression:




Yup, that's the ticket -- tell a bunch of southern Republicans to resort to intimidation and thuggery to prevent those who might vote against his chosen candidate from getting to the polls.

Brad puts Huckabee's "joke" in context:

...we'll spare you the photographs of the who-knows-how-many African-Americans who not only were kept from voting in this nation by others just "doing the right thing" and "the lord's work," but who were strung up in trees by their necks in order to keep them from voting and to send the hilarious message to others that they'd best not be let out of their "driveways" come Election Day. We'd go on, but it's all just so funny, we can't even keep typing.


No matter how hard they try to seem otherwise, at some point Republicans always show their true colors.

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What's the deal with Rush Limbaugh's anal rape references?
Posted by Jill | 5:42 AM
You kind of have to wonder why Rush Limbaugh keeps making references to anal sex as a metaphor when talking about Barack Obama. First it was this:




Then yesterday it was this:




Ben Armbruster noted at ThinkProgress back in January that this is a pattern for Limbaugh:
Limbaugh on support from African-Americans and gays for progressives: “Democrats will bend over, grab the ankles, and say, ‘Have your way with me.’”



– Limbaugh on Alaska Governor Sarah Palin’s (R) so-called “Troopergate” scandal: “This is pure sexism in Alaska on the part of these old boys trying to get rid of Sarah Palin, and she didn’t put up with it, and she didn’t bend over and let them have their way.”



I just think it's a wee tad peculiar when a guy like Limbaugh with a known history of sex tourism, always seems to go to the well of anal penetration when talking about Barack Obama.

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The media get their panties in a twist again about Michelle Obama -- for no reason at all
Posted by Jill | 4:58 AM
The mainstream media have absolutely no idea what to do with Barack and Michelle Obama. The talking heads of cable news are so accustomed to being able to control the narrative, and now that the American people have finally decided not to heed them anymore, they just don't know what to do.

Americans believed the media during the Clinton years when they were told that Bill Clinton splooging all over a blue dress was far more important than the fact that they were living in a country that was prosperous and at peace. They believed the media when they were told that because a vaguely skeevey California Democratic Congressman had at the very least an inappropriate relationship with an intern, it meant by definition that he was her killer -- while at the same time they not only ignored an equally convenient death of a young woman linked to a REPUBLICAN congressman, but they hired him to be one of their own. They believed the media that told them that if they dared to swim in the ocean, they were certain to be attacked by sharks. They believed a media that told them that everyone is a predator just waiting out there to snatch their daughters -- but only if said daughters were white. If said daughters were black, the media didn't care.

What they DID care about was the fact that fear meant eyeballs and eyeballs meant dollars. And so, after 9/11, there was nonstop coverage not just of actual news, but also of speculation that cows, pens, and model airplanes might be used as weapons; coverage of threats at midwestern schools and shopping malls. If the Bush Administration put out a press release, it was covered as news. Much of it was a corporate media the ownership of which benefitted from having Republicans in power, but at least some of it was a simple case of fear sells. And Americans bought it hook, line, and sinker. And so we ended up with an unnecessary war and a ruined economy.

Perhaps the people have wised up.

Enter the Obamas. Enter a President who isn't a buffoon and a First Lady who has no intention of being doped up on Thorazine and kept stuffed in a corner like a mannequin. Enter Michelle Obama, a woman so awesome that she ought to intimidate the hell out of the rest of us who will never in our lives be that poised, look that great in clothes, or have triceps that don't flap no matter how much work with weights we do -- and yet we adore her, and so does the rest of the world.

I know the talking heads of the media want to believe that she's the second coming of Angela Davis. I know they want to paint her as angry and radical (when they aren't calling her "trash"). I know that they hate her for bring gorgeous, poised, looking great all the time, smart, independent, and yes, more than a bit of a smartass. It helps them promote fear, and in the world of the media, fear means money. But the rest of the world, including much of this country, is utterly and completely gobsmacked by our First Lady.

So yesterday, while the talking heads of television and the print media here and in the U.K. were trying to turn Michelle Obama's hand on the back of the Queen of England into some kind of international incident; a a sign that Michelle Obama is just another black kid from the wrong side of the tracks, something else was happening: a resounding chorus of "Who Cares?" from both the people in the street and from Buckingham Palace left them scratching their heads, as poor David Shuster, banished to drive-time TV just when he's hitting his stride, reported while subbing on Countdown last night:



And of course, leave it to The Daily Show to hit the nail on the head once again:



It's enough to make you wish E.D. Hill hadn't gotten fired from Faux Noise. It would have been fun to see what kind of Threat to the Republic she would have conjured from Michelle Obama managing to charm even the stuffy Queen of England.

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Thursday, April 02, 2009

Squandering American blood for rape and gay bashing
Posted by Jill | 5:53 AM
This is what our "noble" adventure in the Middle East has wrought? Legalized rape in Afghanistan, and summary execution of gays in Iraq:

LONDON, March 30, 2009 – Ground Zero for the so-called 'war on terror' is a nation where gays and lesbians live in real terror every day. Among the suffering of gay Iraqis is the regular threat (and carrying out) of rape and murder. In July, CNN reported on the case of a young gay man abducted for ransom and raped daily for more than two weeks.

More than 100 prisoners in Iraq are facing execution. Many of them, says an underground gay rights organization in the country, are believed to have been convicted of the 'crime' of being gay, the UK-based Iraqi-LGBT group revealed this afternoon.

According to Ali Hili of Iraqi-LGBT, the Iraqi authorities plan to start executing them in batches of 20 from this week. There is, said Hili, at least one member of Iraqi-LGBT who are among those to be put to death.

And the London-based group, which believes that a total of 128 executions are imminent, is calling on the UK Government, international human rights groups and the United Nations Human Rights Commission in Geneva to intervene "with due speed" to prevent "this tragic miscarriage of justice" from going ahead.

"We have information and reports on members of our community whom been arrested and waiting for execution for the crimes of homosexuality," Mr Hili told UK Gay News.

"Iraqi-LGBT has been a banned from running activities on Iraqi soil," he revealed.

"Raids by the Iraqi police and Ministry of Interior forces cost our group [to the extent of] diapering and killing of 17 members working for Iraqi-LGBT since 2005.

"The death penalty has been increasing at an alarming rate in Iraq since the new Iraqi regime reintroduced it in August 2004.

"In 2008, at least 285 people were sentenced to death, and at least 34 executed. In 2007 at least 199 people were sentenced to death and 33 were executed, while in 2006 at least 65 people were put to death.

"The actual figures," Mr. Hili suggested, "could be much higher as there are no official statistics for the number of prisoners facing execution."


This is the "freedom" that the Bush Administration has wrought in Iraq. And so far the Obama Administration's Afghanistan policy does not appear to indicate any kind of attempts to overturn the recently-passed law legalizing rape in that country.

(h/t: Blue Girl)

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This is what FEMA does when a non-sociopathic president hires competent people to run it
Posted by Jill | 5:21 AM
It's clear that the reason Republicans want to be able to drown what's left of government in a bathtub is becuase they are incompetent boobs at running it.

This is how a REAL president's FEMA deals with a flooding disaster:
Well before the waters of the Red River were expected to reach their most threatening levels here, Dennis Walaker, the mayor, received a telephone call from President Obama.

The president said Fargo would get whatever help it needed, the mayor recounted, gushing over how it felt for “just a big kid from a small North Dakota town” to get such a high-placed pledge.

The telephone call last week was but a hint of the degree to which the Obama administration, faced with what threatened to become the first major disaster of its short tenure, turned federal resources to the fast-rising rivers in North Dakota and Minnesota.

By all indications, the reaction — possibly, some here suggest, the overreaction — was a signal of lessons learned from the Bush administration’s widely criticized response to Hurricane Katrina in 2005.

“We had federal people on the ground to the point where they were getting in the way,” said Pat Zavoral, the Fargo city administrator. “And we had National Guard people on the ground to the point where they were getting in the way.”

Grateful for the resources nonetheless, Mr. Zavoral added, “But that’s the way we want it.”


And just for the record: Barack Obama lost North Dakota by over eight points. The state's governor is a Republican. But when country trumps political affiliation and you have a president who believes he serves everyone, not just those who vote for him, you have Fargo, North Dakota. When the president only serves those states that are represented by people of his own party, you get New Orleans in 2005. Any questions?

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Wednesday, April 01, 2009

And Ed Schultz is supposed to bring in the coveted 18-49 -- HOW?
Posted by Jill | 9:06 PM
I've never really trusted Ed Schultz. I don't know if it's the dyed red hair, the faux-Limbaugh bombast from the other side of the fence, or if I'm just still remembering the things that Randi Rhodes said about him being a phony lo these long years ago. But there's just something about Big Ed that I don't like. For that matter, I wasn't crazy about the idea of Cenk Uygur getting the MSNBC 10 PM slot either. I know that many people adore the Cenk-man, but to me he'll always be that guy strutting through the lobby at the Chicago Hyatt two years ago at Yearly Kos like he was King Shit of Turd Mountain. It's no secret that here at B@B, we've been stuffing the ballot box at the various media site polls for Sam Seder, though now that Break Room Live is starting to come together in the way Morning Sedition did after ITS first six months, it would almost be a shame to lose Seder to the constraints of network television. But you could make a strong argument that a show with either or both of those two would certainly help give MSNBC a lock on the coveted 18-49 demographic that the network so clearly craves.

So why on earth the suits at MSNBC decided that Schultz, who sounds like a throwback in so many ways, was the way to cement that demographic, I have no idea. I recognize that there's something to be said for giving a dinner hour slot to an unabashedly pro-union, "shower after work" kind of guy -- a sort of liberal Joe the Plumber only with a brain in his head. After all, Rachel Maddow has become more comfortable of late with showing her endearingly dorky side, such as in last night's interview with the guy who invented the motorized bar stool that seemed to be monopolizing last night's news. But despite her supportive-big-sister affability, she's still too ferociously and obviously intelligent and scholarly to bring in the so-called "Reagan Democrats" that seem to be Ed Schultz' demographic.

From a political point of view, if Schultz can bring in the people who need to hear the stories they're not getting on the John King/Wolf Blitzer whore-for-the-GOP CNN, then he's worth tolerating, if not watching enthusiastically. But if any MSNBC brass are reading this, you might consider checking out what's going on over at Air America Media from 3-4 PM on weekdays. Because there are a lot of young viewers who are not interested in watching David Gregory ask dumbass "gotcha" questions on Press the Meat on Sunday mornings, who might want a more irreverent take on the news. Right now they're watching the previous night's reruns of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report from 8-9 PM during the week, then switching over to Rachel Maddow as the lead-in to the 10 PM Countdown rebroadcast. Imagine if you could turn Sunday mornings into a moneymaker instead of running yet more sleazy prison documentaries.

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The Sexual Insanity of the Wingnut Male
Posted by Jill | 7:32 PM
I don't know what it is about males of the wingnut variety. When they aren't obsessing about how gay people have sex, they're soliciting that very same gay sex in airport men's rooms. When they aren't trying to ban abortion to punish women who won't keep their legs closed, they're in a Louisiana brothel paying prostitutes to dress them up in diapers; embroiled in that peculiar madonna/whore stew that actual women have never understood; that nonsensical idea that's akin to what I used to call the Double Standard After the Fact, which goes something like this: If she fucked me, that means she fucked everybody, and since she fucks everybody, she's a whore and unworthy of the very same attention I gave her yesterday.

It comes from low self-esteem, of course, but when you're confronted with this weird circular illogic in your college years and early twenties, it can be extremely disconcerting.

Wingnut men tend to never grow out of this phase, this phase in which the brain hasn't formed gray matter yet and the lower motor functions and the other parts of the brain that simply keep the body going are located in the head of the penis. I don't know if the arrested development causes wingnuttia, or if the arrested development characterized by wingnuttia is a symptom of the failure of the brain to migrate north into the cranium.

I'm not sure how else to explain this:
Right off the bat, what you know about Nat Berman is that he doesn’t grasp that women are animate, self-aware, intelligent beings who can do things besides appear in his imagination (alas, as you’ll see, not so much in his bed) as passive cock receptacles.  In case his contempt for women isn’t clear enough, he illustrates his blog with many pictures to let you know that he is too All Man, and any suggestions otherwise will be met with more pictures of half-naked women and insistence that he enjoys many sporting events. 

I bring this up because this asswipe and the NY Post are trying to get Joe Biden’s daughter fired because she did not, during her stint as a student at Tulane, fuck this douchebag.  Which is just as well, because if she did, he’d probably try to get her fired for that, because if you’re not a withholding prude, you’re an evil slut, as you’ll soon see.  Well, let’s dive right into the tale of Nice Guy® woe, where young men are unjustly unrewarded with pussy for coughing up $200.
Ashley Blazer Biden is the 27-year-old daughter of Senator Joe Biden our new Vice President and running mate of Barack Obama in the 2008 presidential election. She is a social worker who is employed with the Delaware Department of Children, Youth and Families.  Biden is also a board member of the Delaware organization.


In other words, ladies, if you ever meet this guy, run away and don’t give him your name, because if you don’t fuck him when he thinks you should, he’ll get all creepy stalkery.  Douchebag went to Tulane, and he was, even as a young man, a creepy old man.


And it gets worse.

When you read about creeps like this guy, or like Rich Lowry, who thinks that when Sarah Palin winks at a TV camera, she's winking at him through the TV screen, or like Tom Coburn obsessing about Oklahoma schools being full of lesbians, or the pervasive notion on the right that if you don't ban abortions, pregnant women will go have them between Pilates class, the nail salon appointment, and the afternoon cup of Yolato -- you have to wonder just what kind of sick, twisted crap happened to them when they were children.

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Meet your 2012 Republican hopefuls
Posted by Jill | 6:23 AM
First, there's the Evita of the North, Sarah Palin, who's got herself all lawyered up because of the myriad of ethics complaints against her. She's too good to accept stimulus money that might help people in her state, but not too good to put in for per diem payments because she wants to work from her home.

Then there's the Louisiana Lunatic, Bobby Jindal the exorcist, who just might have aroused the ire of Evita of the North by pooh-poohing volcano monitoring -- right before a volcano in her state began erupting.

Then there's Newt Gingrich, who seems to have forgotten that for the Christofascist Zombie Brigade to whom he hopes to appeal, faith is all about believing a story someone tells you without question, and you can cheat on your wife, kill people, rape children in the choirloft, and all you have to do is believe that some poor Jewish carpenter in Galilee absorbed all your sins in perpetuity and you get a free pass to heaven. Instead, he's decided to convert to Catholicism, where those pesky two first marriages can just conveniently go away and he can be forgiven all the lousy rat-bastard things he's done.

And then there's the last but not least of the Republican horsemen of the Apocalypse, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who says that taking money for education in his state is tantamount to child abuse:
Since we don’t have any of this money that’s now being dispensed from Washington, DC; since we’re going out and printing money and we’re issuing debt to solve a problem that was created by too much debt; since that’s taking place, and since those costs will be borne by the next generation, in fact it is sort of fiscal child abuse to do what we’re doing.

Because all the money that the Bush Administration squandered in Iraq builds character, whereas actually doing something to help kids cope in a changed world is child abuse. I suspect it has more to do with that pesky Mr. Darwin than anything else.

And these, my friends, are the shining lights of your millennial Republican Party.

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Oy vey....ANOTHER one?
Posted by Jill | 5:34 AM
It's bad enough that sore loserman Norm Coleman simply won't go away and let Minnesota have the two Senators it's supposed to have, instead deciding that his God-given right as a Republican to have a Senate seat in perpetuity outweighs things like vote counts and the fact that Minnesotans are down a Senator. Anyone who thinks the latest court ruling against Coleman's quest to have the Minnesota Senatorial election overturned in his favor is the end had better guess again. Coleman and the GOP have made it very clear that they are not giving up until they get a Supreme Court ruling, and given the composition of the Court these days, they're entirely likely to decide that reactionary conservatism trumps counting votes just as a somewhat less wingnutty court did in 2000.

This fracas in Minnesota has not gone unnoticed in NY-20, where that district now has its very own sore loserman in the form of Jim Tedisco, who has already gone to court even before 5900 additional absentee votes have been counted. And Tedisco has gone even further than Coleman in demanding that his Democratic opponent and the apparent winner, Scott Murphy, not be seated -- ever -- under any circumstances, no matter what the final vote count. Brad Friedman has the details on THAT particular stunt. That particular claim may have been struck immediately, but the mere fact that Tedisco's people made it shows you where the Republicans' heads are in regard to electoral results.

Coleman is just being an asshole in a close election, but that Tedisco's people are essentially claiming that he should be declared the winner no matter how the final vote count ends up is just astounding, or would be if we didn't already know about the authoritarian, dictatorial, anti-lower-case-d-democratic leanings of Republicans. They were paying very close attention in 2000, and got eight years of George W. Bush because Bush's people wouldn't give up, no matter what the vote count was. And they figure if they got that one, they can win any court fight just by continuing it in perpetuity.

And those who lose their representation seem to matter not one whit to them.

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